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Chapter 29 Pindao Today, I will send you a fortune.

It's a trick! This time it's the third time, right? Why is it this familiar ceiling again? Why is it this familiar big bed again? Why did I fall into a coma three times in just ten days?

Seeing the ashes in daze, Alice happily rushed up and hugged the ashes and started to chew on them.

"Little bone, you're awake! This time I'm so scary! Look, my head is broken, I thought you were just dead like that! Fortunately, you're a big disaster, and you can't die so easily!!"

Hey, is there anyone who praises people like this? Also, stop eating! I'm not sweet!

"Well, Her Majesty, what's going on now? Did the silk-spouting thing be defeated by us? Did Plasma successfully kill their leader?" Ashes asked anxiously.

The situation was very chaotic at that time. I felt like I was knocked down without knowing anything. I was so unhappy!

"Uh, that guy who spitted silk defeated us, but he was not feeling well now! As for plasma, he was successfully put on by Uncle Hundred Eyes."

"Ka? What's the situation? We're all put in. We're still alive? Uncle Hundred Eyeds? What happened?"

The ashes are now confused. Why did they become a group of people as they fight? They are still screaming! Wouldn’t my bones be broken? My head is also blooming?

"Little bones, it's a long story! Actually, we are with Uncle Baiyan. The flood washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the whole family didn't know each other." The little loli sighed.

Dumb? Where did you learn it? You are a foreigner! Ah no, alien devil!! How could these happen? Ashes were amazed, why does the world become even more crazy every time you fall into a coma?

"Little bones, you don't know. Uncle Baiyan and his team came here just to find a way to hell and establish contact with their allies. However, this incident affected the interests of Andalil's eldest brother, the master of the soul-scented master, so we wanted to destroy Uncle Baiyan and his group. I, Alice, was so kind, naturally I couldn't stand it and let him stand up to help Uncle Baiyan and his team." The little loli said proudly.

By the way, you are going to talk again! Your virtue is still unstoppable? It should be because you are greedy for life and afraid of death, and you are making excuses for begging for mercy?

"Who is Baiyan Shushu? Is that Taoist priest?" Ashes asked, when did he call him so intimately?

"You don't know, Uncle Baiyan was a big monster that even the Monkey King Sun Wukong had knocked down!! Everyone knows the brothers on the Xiniu Hezhou Road. The monsters are nicknamed, and the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord is the one." The little loli said happily, and finally climbed a big tree.

At this moment, the ashes were completely collapsed. His Meow Monkey King Sun Wukong?! His Meow Hundred Eyes Demon Lord?! Are you still hell? Journey to the West! Also, where did you know so many things? You are the devil of the West! Please be dedicated, okay?

"Do you know what Sun Wukong is?" Ashes asked tentatively.

"Of course I know! A great demon living in Huaguo Mountain! Legend has it that he can use his own stick that can become bigger and smaller to pierce the sky. And the army of 100,000 angels in the heavens could not defeat him. In the end, it was the Supreme God Tathagata Buddha. He worked hard to barely seal him with his super artifact Five Elements Mountain. However, it was broken free by Sun Wukong's great demon god. And Uncle Hundred Eyes is a big monster that even Sun Wukong can put on, a big demon! Little bones, we have developed this time! We have found a big backer!" Alice said excitedly.

Girl, you are so stupid! You are so naive! You are so excited! Touch your brain that you have never used before!

"Her Majesty, have you ever wondered why such a powerful demon god would fight with the old man in plasma?"

"Well????!"

"Her Majesty, I hope that the allies you found in hell by Baiyan Shushu are strong enough, otherwise we don't know how we died! The eldest brother of the master of the Great Demon King of Andalil should be the Great Demon King of Bar!!! In the lava hell, even if the Great Demon King of Sun Wukong comes, it is impossible to win! Not to mention the eleven hundred and eyed Shushu, who is difficult to distinguish from plasma." Ashes sighed, why is the god of cheating always so attached to me?

Why has the strength not increased much, but the level of the enemy has been upgraded to max? The future cannot be described as bleak! I hope to successfully join the Temple of Time and Space, otherwise it will cause the great demon Bar to peel, cramp, bone removal, and soul refining.

Why did I, a small skeleton in the garbage plane, provoke a big character like Bar? This is not the treatment that the protagonist of time travel should have! I should appear in the forest of stupidity and get 10,000 high-level magic crystals, a magic pet, a magic weapon, and an infinite space ring. I will add super awesome magic and a fighting spirit secret book each!!

Alice, who was already in a state of sacrificial lord, said anxiously: "What should I do? Little bones, you are the accountant who has calculated the secrets. See if there is any way to confuse the secrets? Don't let the great devil Barr discover it!"

Damn it?! Your Majesty, you have read too many cultivation novels and are obsessed with it? Do you think I am the saint of Hunyuan!

"Well, can I see your millet?"

"Yes, yes. He was waiting for you outside. I originally asked him to come in, but he said that girls' boudoir cannot be easily entered, only special people can. Little bones, do you know what special people are?" Alice asked curiously.

“Great.”

After looking at Alice, who was only half her tall, then looked at her bones and ashes sighed, "Hey, don't think about it!"

"Your Majesty, the young man is not sure, so why not ask your millet!"

"Okay, go together!!"

In the living room, the native dog-headed gold from Azeroth was kneeling in front of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, kowtowing and begging for mercy.

Venom restored the appearance of a Westerner, lying on a chair in the corner, trembling, smirking, foaming at the mouth. Oh, what's wrong? When I was hurt, didn't I look domineering? Why is this virtue now?

Seeing Venom's virtue, Alice happily poked the ashes and smiled at him with a slight smile. It means, what are you pretending to be?

Seeing Alice and Ashes entering the door, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord smiled and said, "Brother, are you and your wife here?"

The ashes were thundered, and they stood there motionless, husband, husband, wife!

Alice asked curiously: "What is a lady?"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord replied kindly: "It's what my wife means!"

"Ah! People, people, people, they have no such relationship with Little Bones!" Alice, who was stimulated, said shyly while pulling her clothes.

The ashes were struck by thunder at this moment, and they stood still and smoked.

"How could it be that only couples who truly love each other and who will never die in our hometown will make such a contract. Yes, Brother Ashes?" The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord asked to the Smoked Ashes.

"Well, this fellow Taoist, I was not a practitioner in my previous life, but I just heard about the world of cultivation." Ashes pulled it hard.

"How could it be? Are you not the demon cultivator who was reincarnated and reincarnated here after the rebirth of the military Jie? Aren't you a stakeholder who knows the innate divine calculation?" asked the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord in surprise.

"Ahem!!"

Mr. Accountant, you are getting more and more awesome! He has evolved into a congenital god! I am optimistic about you! You have a bright future!

"It's like this. There was a villain in his previous life who was lucky enough to join the Demonic Taoist Tantra Divine Calculation Sect. Because I had been kind to him, he taught me some introductory knowledge about the accountant, but it was just a Qi training period." Ashes continued to talk.

"So that's it. No wonder you are so weak when refining essence into qi. We are all fellow villagers from China. Meeting is fate. Today, I will give you a fortune."

After saying that, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord pressed a hand on the skull of the ashes and punched a divine thought into the mind of Ashes. Immediately afterwards, countless Sanskrit that looked familiar but actually unfamiliar, poured into his mind, and waves of Buddhist sings echoed in his mind.

If there are those wine and meat monks in the Heavenly Dynasty who are both greedy, anger and ignorance present, they will definitely be shocked!

He shouted, "Hey, this is a revelation! This is a chance no matter how much money you offer in black-hearted incense or how many bar girls can get!"

Amitabha! I have been chanting three sutras seriously in the past six months! Compared to the elders in the temple who go to heaven and earth every day, they have been so much stronger!! Why, why don’t you give me a chance?

At this moment, the ashes were already stimulated so that the inside was burnt and tender on the outside. Damn! How many places here are worth complaining about!! I am a human being, you are a demon, what kind of fellow countrymen are you? You are a Taoist priest after all? Why do you want to spread my Buddhist scriptures?! What do you do with these people? How can you teach me the merits when you meet?

"Tell me, what are you doing this for? Our relationship has not been so good yet? Also, I am a human being and a demon, why do you help me like this? What conspiracy do you have?" After receiving the documents sent by the Hundred Eyes Demon Lord, Ash couldn't help asking.

"Don't worry, I've given you the benefits, so I naturally want you to do my job. Do you know the name of my Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord?"

Hearing this, Ashes Ghost Told: "Of course I know, the owner of Huanghua Temple, the famous monster, and the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord."

"You are right! I failed to kill Tang Seng and his disciples, but I lost seven junior sisters. In the end, I was taken away by Via Lampo Bodhisattva. I thought I would go on like this, but the old demon was hypocritical. First, I passed on a few useless Buddhist teachings and tricked me into converting all my demon power into Buddha power. Then I revealed my true face. She actually wanted to refine me into pills and improve her Buddhist power cultivation. When I learned about this, I escaped while she was not paying attention. The price was that my profound cultivation level was lost. Fortunately, the path to the world of demons was nowhere to be seen, and I joined the Temple of Time and Space by chance." The Hundred Eyed Demon Lord recalled.

"What does this have to do with me? Why do you give me so many benefits?" Ash said in confusion.

You guys won’t pass on those useless Buddhist teachings to me again, right?

"If you listen, I'm rare to meet someone who can understand what I say. Why don't you ask me to speak carefully? If you have benefited me, so what if you listen to a few more words? Ah, I haven't said it for a long time so satisfying!" The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord sighed.

"Okay, you keep going! You're so slutty!"

"When I came to the Temple of Time and Space, I found that there were endless opportunities here. There, I joined an organization called the "Three Sages", because a large part of the members of this organization were all from the demon clan of the East. A while ago, I got a task of finding the origin hell, and after exploring seven or eight hells, I finally locked my eyes in your lava hell."

"Oh, I understand. You always want to go to hell! Then why do you give me so many benefits?"

"I got news from Alice before that the demon god in hell has noticed me, and I also feel like I am being peeped. The reason why I help you improve your strength is that you want you to go to hell for me. If I go, I will probably go without going back."

"What? You asked me to go to hell! If this is not the original hell you are looking for, you can pat your butt and leave. If I were discovered by the masters above, wouldn't I be done?"

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ps: The plot has been too bad recently, so I finally got myself into it. So it takes time to think about it. The first update tomorrow. If I crawl out of the pit, it may be two updates. Slutty, please pray to me!
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