Chapter 127: A hollow chest and a heavy belly
"Director Ma, please take a break first. You said that just now. Are you afraid that the person surnamed Cheng will make trouble for you?" The female employee of Niao Niao Tingting asked softly while handing Ma Tianbao a cup of hot tea in time.
Ma Tianbao waved his hand indifferently and said with confidence: "No wonder? I'm afraid he will take this breath. The fact that his situation has not been completed is not completed; this kid is as hornet's nest as a hornet's nest, and he is not a fuel-efficient lamp at first glance. He is clever and knows that it is not the pit that I, Ma Tianbao, dug for him!"
In front of his own people, especially such a charming and charming person, Director Ma always speaks and does things in a straightforward manner. He waved his hand and said, "If he is really the head of the village, I will give him some face. Grandma, someone is dealing with him, and he is begging us, why should we deal with him if we are paralyzed?"
The young woman thought for a while, then her brows stretched out. She said respectfully: "Director Ma, from now on, he will call me and I will say you are going to the county for a meeting!"
"Don't! What a meeting, it seems like I'm afraid of him. As long as he calls, you can tell me again in ten minutes!"
Ma Tianbao said this and crossed his legs. It is true that the power supply is located in Kuanyang Township, but he is a prince at least. Not to mention a deputy township chief, even if he wants to grow his eyes to the sky, no one can do anything to him! What's more, this time he followed Secretary Lu's will, afraid of a bird!
It is said that the plan for one day is in the morning, and Director Ma is also very particular about this. His plan for this day is to get up every morning, and the first thing he does is to go to the bathroom and squat first. Moreover, the squat time is still constant, and it is almost impossible to break out for half an hour.
It is precisely because of Director Ma's hobby that just looking at the toilet conditions of the power supply station, it is a star-rated hotel. The walls are covered with white tiles and small blue tiles are laid on the floor. An important part of the office is to clean the toilet. In the words of the office director, it is necessary to clean the toilet cleaner than the bowl!
It was another morning. Director Ma, who had been fighting for most of the rest of the card table the night before, reluctantly got up from the bed. He took a few breaths of fresh air and came to the toilet.
"The sky in the liberated area is clear, and the people in the liberated area like it very much..." Although Director Ma's singing was incomplete, even to the point where the singers asked for money to sing and singing, Director Ma still seriously criticized the staff of the power supply station: How can a person have no hobbies? It's great to sing! Singing can not only cultivate love but also please colleagues.
It is for Director Ma's hobby that the power supply center holds karaoke competitions every year. Of course, the bonuses are won away by the director.
Now, Director Ma has to continue his plan for the day. The first move of Director Ma squatting is luck. Luck is the one who runs through the dantian. His chest is hollow and his stomach is heavy. Director Ma has always believed that only when the qi penetrates through the dantian can he work his energy and eventually flow into a thousand miles, thus reaching the state of great joy.
But today, when Director Ma opened his mouth and took a breath, what he sucked was not the faint jasmine fragrance he liked, but a foul smell.
This stench was like a virus that had accumulated in underground pipelines for many years. The moment Director Ma inhaled, it rushed towards Director Ma's stomach frantically.
How could a person like Director Ma who is used to being in a good sanitary environment withstand the influence of this stench bomb? The moment the stench enters Director Ma's chest, Director Ma feels like he wants to faint.
I am paralyzed. What happened to Lao Huang who cleaned the toilet yesterday? Why didn’t he clean the toilet?
The anger suddenly rose to Director Ma of the Dingliangmen, and was about to settle the score with the old Huang after he went back. Don’t think that you came through relationships. I tell you that in this Kuanyang Township Power Supply Station, I am a well-deserved boss. I will make the big decisions, and I have to decide the big things! Whoever makes me uncomfortable with you grandchildren is one way: go back to your own house, find your own mother, and get out of here!
Frowning, Director Ma squatted his body straight again. No matter what, even if he was angry for a while, he had to pull out the things in his stomach before talking. Otherwise, it would not be in line with the way of health preservation if he didn't eliminate the toxin.
However, just as Director Ma was preparing to vent his anger with the courage to overcome all difficulties, a stench was like a maggot in his tarsal bones, constantly surging in his nose.
It's paralyzed, and it's not enough to go to the bathroom.
Five minutes later, Director Ma, who could no longer bear it, finally got up with his pants. But he didn't pull out anything and felt very uncomfortable. However, Director Ma is a civilized person, so how could he not flush when going to the toilet? He was almost used to the surname, Director Ma pressed the flush button.
The water was like an arrow that was leaving the string, rushing straight out of the bucket. But the moment the arrow rushed out, a stream of black water also poured out from under the toilet, which was integrated with the clear water.
The smell of stench suddenly became even more intense.
Paralyzed, what's going on!
"Old Huang, Lao Huang, get over here, how did you clean the toilet? Why did the toilet become like this! Office! Where have the people in the office gone?" Ma Tianbao shouted loudly as soon as he left the toilet door.
The old Huang in Ma Tianbao's mouth was a man who looked over fifties, wearing a military green old-fashioned military uniform, and he looked very simple. At the first time, Lao Huang rushed over to Ma Tianbao's angry shout.
He is a temporary worker hired by the office, but he dare not offend the director.
"Director Ma, what are your instructions?" Old Huang came to Ma Tianbao with a very positive attitude.
Ma Tianbao pointed to Lao Huang's nose and said, "How did you clean the toilet? Ah, go and see, is it still called a toilet? Then, that's simply a pigpen!"
Although Lao Huang was quarreled, he did not dare to retaliate. Although his monthly salary was only 100 yuan, this was a job that was guaranteed to get a drought and flood in Kuanyang Township. For this job, he also paid a lot of money for treating guests and giving gifts. If he had a fight with Ma Tianbao, the job would be over before he could be taken back!
"Director Ma, I'll go and have a look." After Ma Tianbao finally vented his anger, Lao Huang said aggrievedly.
A few minutes passed, just when Director Ma felt uncomfortable because of his stomach rebellion, Lao Huang came over to report to him the reason: the sewer was blocked.
Paralyzed, why is the sewer blocked?
Ma Tianbao, who felt a little uncomfortable, knew that he seemed to have wronged Lao Huang just now, but he was not in the mood to apologize to a temporary worker. In order to show that he was not wrong, he scolded Lao Huang with a stern face and said, "Old Huang, be careful when cleaning in the future, ah! Our sewer is quite spacious, and it can be blocked, which means that you, a comrade, are not careful in your work, and you can open the sewer as soon as possible."
Lao Huang has been working diligently. At this time, listening to Ma Tianbao's criticism, it was extremely aggrieved. But it was not enough to be wronged. Ma Tianbao is the top leader and has a big mouth. As a temporary worker, you have to listen to others, right?
Mom's, shit!
Old Huang looked at Director Ma who left with his head held high and his chest, and cursed hatefully.
In life, eating, drinking, defecation and sacrificing are absolutely indispensable. No matter whether you are a king, prince, general or a peddler, hehe, there are four things that are indispensable, that is, eating, drinking, defecation and sacrificing. Even a king, prince, general and minister cannot get rid of, how can a power supply director be less?
He was so frustrated this morning! He was still holding it in his stomach, but even if he held it in his mouth, Director Ma still had to eat what he should eat. He was a man with iron rice and steel, and he was so hungry that he didn't eat for a meal. Without a good body, how could Director Ma do revolutionary work?
Although there were not many people in the power supply station, the treatment of the head of the station was different. As soon as he walked into the restaurant, Lao Hu, the person in charge of the restaurant, quickly came up and respectfully helped him open the table.
"Lao Hu, what food did you cook today?" Ma Tianbao asked Lao Hu in a stylish manner.
Lao Hu smiled and said, "I went to the vegetable market yesterday and happened to meet someone selling sheep racks. Hehe, I bought a sheep rack and made some mutton. The director, the hot mutton soup was stewed in the early morning and it is just right now."
Director Ma is a person who is very particular about eating. When he heard Lao Hu talk about mutton soup, he suddenly felt like he was salivating from the tongue. He patted Lao Hu on the shoulder hard: "Lao Hu, bring the mutton soup here and let me taste it."
"Okay, you're waiting!" Lao Hu agreed and walked quickly towards the kitchen.
In just two minutes, Lao Hu walked in with a tray. On the tray, the steaming white soup and the white flour buns aroused Director Ma's appetite. At this moment, the belly that was originally holding him down was not that bad.
Just as Director Ma was about to have a big meal, a strange smell came out of the kitchen. The smell made Director Ma's stomach scream again. He looked at the smiling Lao Hu and shouted: "What's going on?"
Old Hu was stunned for a moment, then reacted: "Director, I don't know what happened this morning. Grandma's sewer was blocked, that... that dirty water surging a little."
The paralyzed and the dirty water rushed, and immediately knocked back Director Ma's appetite.
Ma Tianbao stood up and walked two steps towards the kitchen, and saw that the kitchen floor drain was constantly emitting dirty water. The color of the water was the same as the color of the dirty water in the bathroom.
Seeing this dirty water, Ma Tianbao almost vomited it out!
Ma Tianbao, who was no longer in the mood to stay in the kitchen, rushed out of the kitchen quickly. He took two deep breaths to the fresh air everywhere, and then he barely calmed down his breath. (To be continued.)
Chapter completed!