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Chapter 2 tit for tat

Chapter 2: Tit for the opposite

Good things are interrupted in a state of enthusiasm, both men and women will be angry. I poked my head out of the quilt and said angrily: "Old naughty boy, do you know that disturbing people's dreams will be struck by lightning?" Not only did I feel unhappy by the quilt, but Mo Chou, who was under me, also raised his eyebrows, stretched out his white arms from the quilt, took out a jade hairpin behind the soft pillow, raised his hand and threw it out at the door.

The hidden weapon kung fu of the ancient tomb sect is a master of martial arts. Mochou was angry again. This jade hairpin broke through the air with a sharp sound of wind, passed through the screen, and nailed it to the door frame with a tingling sound. The old naughty boy shrank his neck and laughed apologetically: "Good brother, don't be angry. You must like the kung fu you have figured out this time, so you can come out soon."

Although the Tai Chi that the old naughty boy had figured out was definitely magical, I would not be willing to leave Wenrou Village in the middle of the night to accompany an old man to touch him, and I would never be willing to say it. I also hug Mo Chou's hands tightly, and there was no intention of letting go. I had already made up my mind that even if the sky fell, I would wait for tomorrow.

Just as he was thinking about how to dismiss the old naughty boy, the ignorant guy, the old naughty boy outside the door kept nagging: "I said brother, this gentle place is a hero's tomb. We martial arts practitioners should all focus on martial arts practice. How can we inherit the senior brother's clothes bell like you?" At this point, the old naughty boy seemed to feel quite eloquent. He coughed and said with a striking remark: "Besides, this brother is like brothers and feet, wife is like...wife is like life. It is the right thing to accompany your wife in the middle of the night. I, as the eldest brother, have to go back to rest. Brother, please go to bed early."

I was impatient and wanted to argue for a few words, but I didn't expect that the old naughty boy would make a big turn of 180 degrees, which made me confused. I swallowed the words I had just reached my mouth and looked at each other with Mochou. I didn't know what happened. The next voice immediately revealed the mystery. The old naughty boy snorted in pain not far from the door and muttered softly: "Yinggu, can you be gentle? This is a human ear, not a pig's ear." Hearing this sentence, Mochou and I looked at each other and smiled. No wonder the old naughty boy changed his words temporarily. It turned out that he was taken back by Yinggu who followed him with him.

The next morning, I gently broke out from Mochou's arms, helped Mochou tuck the corner of the quilt, put on his clothes and got out of bed. He was dressed and couldn't help but kiss Mochou's sweet face, and then turned and walked out of the room. I knew the temperament of the old naughty boy. Due to Yinggu's "power" last night, I went back obediently. If I didn't go out to find him early this morning, I'm afraid he would come to him again. In order to let Mochou sleep for a while, I could only get up early and see his new martial arts.

The entire Taihu Tianbo Mansion originally occupied a large area, and after I became the Duke for no reason, the area occupied a lot was expanded. The housekeeper Xu Li knew that I was a martial arts man and specially leveled a large piece of open space in this back garden to meet the needs of martial arts practice at home. Originally, a piece of open space was opened out of thin air, but fortunately, the hostess Huang Rong, the home's hostess, had a lot of knowledge in her family. She used a bamboo forest to separate the open space for martial arts practice, which added a lot of artistic conception to the garden scenery.

The rockery layered in the garden implies the direction of the Nine Palaces and Eight Trigrams. This is the work of my father-in-law Huang Yaoshi. At first glance, although it is just a little deep and has no threat, as long as a few stone tables and chairs in the garden are slightly pushed, the entire formation will be activated, and then this garden will immediately become a maze like a peach blossom island. This is very much in my opinion. Although my status in the entire Taihu Lake is like a local emperor, there are also some suspicions of the big trees attracting wind, so it is considered to be prepared for the placement of some mechanisms in this garden. This design that does not show off on weekdays is even more popular. After all, it is not convenient for me to make my home like a maze.

After walking around, passing through the bamboo forest, you will come to the open space for martial arts practice. When you look up, you can see a figure moving in the open space. As expected, it was the old naughty boy Zhou Botong.

I stood by the bamboo forest with interest and looked at the old naughty boy in the field. At this time, the old naughty boy's palms were divided into yin and yang, and walked casually. When he took action, he seemed as solemn as Mount Tai, but it made people feel as light as a feather. Although the old naughty boy's palms were silent, he could vaguely see the dust floating under his feet. This was not the dust brought by the old naughty boy's footsteps, but was driven by his palm power. These dust floated under the old naughty boy's feet, faintly rounded, and faintly gathered into Tai Chi patterns.

The old naughty boy's face was solemn, wearing a black Taoist robe, a floating white beard, and a flowing Tai Chi like flowing water, which made me feel like I was confused in time and space, as if I was on Wudang Mountain in later generations. Many times, the old naughty boy's personality, regardless of the good or bad mood, was indeed annoying, but suddenly the old naughty boy became serious and really uncomfortable, and he felt a little missed by the innocent old man in his heart.

While I was admiring, the old urchin in the field paused, his hands slightly rounded, and his palms slowly closed. I thought that the old urchin had finished his finishing exercise, and was about to speak, but when the old urchin shouted softly, the dust surrounding his feet suddenly rotated rapidly, as if controlled by a whirlwind, suddenly floated up, gathering in front of the old urchin like life, gradually forming a spherical shape. The old urchin swung his palms, controlling the ball of dust gathering in the air, and a solemn expression appeared in his eyes.

The old naughty boy suddenly turned his left palm outward, and his hands were drawn with two semicircles in front of him. The dust balls in front of him scattered slightly, and immediately gathered into two balls of the same size, floating out of thin air in front of the old naughty boy. I was stunned by this. The old naughty boy's hand was so handsome. He was extremely excited and couldn't help but cheer loudly: "Good kung fu!"

As soon as I said that, I felt a little regretful. Looking at the old naughty boy, I should have tried this trick. When I was fully focused, I was most afraid of disturbance. If I was obsessed with it, I would have been very guilty. Sure enough, with my cheer, the two dust balls in front of the old naughty boy broke in response to the sound and were scattered firmly on the old naughty boy. The old naughty boy's entire image was immediately destroyed, just like a mud monkey just emerging from the soil, fully reflecting the idiom of dusty face.

The old naughty boy was spitting out mud, pointing at me and jumping: "Okay, you're the one named Yang. I told you last night that you didn't come out, and the old naughty boy had to be nagged all night. I was just a little excited just now, so you jumped over and make trouble again. We're not finished today." As he said that, he was about to hit me with a punch.

Looking at the old naughty boy's beard and eyebrows full of mud, I held back my smile and said, "Don't blame me. Brother, I was fascinated by this time when I saw such exquisite kung fu. I couldn't help but cheer. It wasn't that I was worried about disturbing my brother." I came out in a hurry and didn't bring the Xuan Iron Sword. If I really started to compete, I would have to suffer a loss. Besides, I could see clearly just now. The old naughty boy's last moment, one positive and one reversed two Tai Chi circles. Even if Zhang Sanfeng was born decades earlier, he would definitely not be able to understand it, so my few flatteries were not considered against my will.

Before I finished speaking, a clear voice came from a distance: "Old naughty boy, I can't tell you that you can really make a difference and create such internal martial arts that slow down and fast. Speaking of which, Huang still underestimates you." The voice sounded very far away at first. But when I felt carefully, it seemed that it was whispering in your ear, making you unable to find out the position of the speaker. The person who spoke was Dongxie Huang Yaoshi. Before he finished speaking, the person had already fallen in front of us, but this words were in his ears, as if the person who was speaking was not the person in front of us.

It is said that the country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult to change. Even if you enter the realm of a master, the old naughty child's temper remains unchanged and cannot stand being provoked. But cannot stand being praised. In just a few words, the old naughty child is floating and does not know where he is. He immediately stopped, held his waist with one hand, stroked his beard with one hand, and made a complacent attitude and said, "Huang Laoxie, it's not too late to see it now." The old naughty child looked dirty, but he made another complacent move. The more funny it looked, it was as funny as it was. I tried hard to hold back my smile, but the muscles on my face became more and more sore. The last one couldn't help laughing, and finally laughed out loud. I didn't want to hit the old naughty child, so I quickly turned around.

The old urchin knew that his face was covered with dust, so he quickly wiped it with his sleeves, but his sleeves were not clean. He wiped it from a dirt-faced face to a flower-faced cat. Now even Huang Yaoshi couldn't help but smile and shook his head at the old urchin.

The old naughty boy was smiled like this by Huang Yaoshi and I, and he couldn't bear the face on his face. He pointed at Huang Yaoshi and said, "Huang Laoxie, you just showed off your skills and showed off your skills. It's better to show off your skills than to have two moves, so that you can also see the old naughty boy's new moves." As he said that, he rubbed his fists and grinded his palms, and looked at Huang Yaoshi eagerly.

Huang Yaoshi smiled and snorted coldly, "Old boy, although you can create new tricks ingenuity, this is not a big deal in Huang's eyes. Although Huang's early years created the Luoying Divine Sword Palm and the whirlwind Sweeping Leaf Leaf Leaf created are not a unique skill, they are also well-known in the world. If you use it to deal with your new tricks, even if you can't win, you will have more than yourself." I can tell what Huang Yaoshi said these words are. He is unwilling to admit defeat, but he already admires the old boy's Tai Chi in his heart. Otherwise, with Huang Yaoshi's arrogance, how could he say "self-protection" Eryu?

The old naughty boy couldn't hear what Huang Yaoshi said. He thought Huang Yaoshi was challenging him. He smiled happily. He flipped back to the center of the open space and shouted excitedly: "I knew that you, Huang Laoxie, have the skills to keep your chest in the box. Take them out today and try the tricks with the old naughty boy."

Huang Yaoshi shook his sleeves and said to the old naughty boy: "Old naughty boy, it will be difficult for you and I to decide the outcome for a while now. Why don't you wait for me for a while? Huang created a new trick to restrain your martial arts, let's fight again." After that, he turned around and floated away.

The old naughty boy curled his lips, disagreed, and muttered and didn't know what to mutter. I have always admired Huang Yaoshi's wisdom and martial arts, so I have great hope for Huang Yaoshi's new martial arts. Seeing that the old naughty boy in the field looked unhappy, he shook his head, took out a scarf from his arms, walked up and handed it over.

The old naughty boy took the scarf and wiped it randomly on his face, but his eyes showed a joking look. When I was not paying attention, he suddenly grabbed my wrist and laughed: "Good brother, let me teach you some new tricks."
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