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Xiao Si lies in the haystack, lazily forming a large shape.

Xiao Wu sat on a stone, staring blankly at a straw on the ground, his eyes were confused and dull as if he had just entered mysterious puberty.

The old Wang, who had a crush on chewing leaves, looked into the cave and listened to the two bandits discussing the route to Taiyuan County.

No one noticed the scholar. While adding hay to the earthen stove, the scholar took off the herbs on his head, picked a leaf, tore it and put it into the clay pot.

After a while, you can use this clay pot of porridge to knock down this nest of bandits!

However, Old Wang's eyes suddenly turned around, and when he saw the scholar's movement, he looked at him with his eyes fixedly.

It's broken! The scholar's heart skipped a beat. If Old Wang revealed the secret, he would have no way to survive.

The scholar threw the broken herbal leaves on his hand into his mouth, chewed them, and smiled at Lao Wang.

That silly smile is as stupid as it is, as if telling Lao Wang that I am just learning from you.

Old Wang turned his eyes to the cave again and looked. When the scholar thought he was passing the test, he turned around again, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said to the scholar with his mouth: "I want ten strings!"

What does he mean? Did he discover his own little move? Then he did not report it, but wanted to blackmail him and give Lao Wang ten coins of money?

OK, since you want money to sell your teammates, I will help you!

The scholar smiled and nodded at him. Old Wang nodded with satisfaction, then turned his eyes to the cave. This time he was giving the scholar a wind.

The internal contradictions of the bandit began to work.

The scholar secretly spitted the herbs in his mouth and saliva into the pottery jar, asking you, a second dog to touch my butt, and asked you to hit me with the idea of ​​hitting me with the chrysanthemum. I let you eat my saliva, which will make you feel disgusting!

With Lao Wang's wind, the two little bandits were too lazy to look at it. The scholar quickly put all the herbs he picked in. After the corn porridge was cooked, all the herbs became rotten inside.

Old Wang took two bowls, came over to serve the porridge, and walked into the cave, "Brother, second brother, you can have a meal!"

Ergou's voice came from the cave: "The food is ready, I'm really starving to death!"

The scholar walked back to the tree just now and squatted. When the two little bandits saw that the porridge was ready, they all looked greedy and looked at the pottery jar droolingly, but they did not dare to go forward.

After a bowl of porridge, Ergou walked out of the cave with a bowl and laughed: "Why is the rice so delicious today? It's so delicious!"

After hearing this, the little bandit quickly snatched the merits: "Thank you, brother, for your praise, I cooked it, I cooked it!"

The two of them rushed to talk at the same time.

He looked at the two little bandits and cursed: "The young people have this ability, so why do they usually cook so badly!"

He walked over and kicked him over!

After beating the man, he walked into the pottery jar to serve porridge. After a while, the white-faced walked out and drank porridge with Ergou. It seemed that the military advisor had a good status.

After drinking five or six bowls in a row, he was full. Ergou and Baibei sat on the side to enjoy the cool air, and Xiaosi and Xiaowu dared to go over to drink the porridge. Lao Wang knew that the porridge had been medicine, so he certainly didn't dare to drink it. He leaned on the trunk and chewed the leaves. However, he should have been rushing to eat like Xiaosi and Xiaowu, but his abnormal behavior at this time attracted their attention.

"Old Wang, I'm so plague today, I don't even eat it?" asked the dull Xiao Wu.

Old Wang waved his hand lazily: "I have a stomachache, eating some leaves will improve."

Xiao Si reached out and blew grains on Xiao Wu's head and cursed: "If he doesn't eat it, he won't eat it. If he doesn't feel tender, he will give me his portion!"

Xiao Wu lowered his head and started eating.

"Jun Xiucai, do you want to eat it?" Ergou's voice sounded.

Is this Ergou so kind? When he is a hostage, he still needs to ask if he wants to eat it? He asked this with intention!

The scholar raised his head, looked at Ergou, and asked, "What do Neng want to do?"

"Hehehe..." Ergou stood up, loosened his trouser belt with his hands. This action, coupled with the obscene expression on his face, made people feel goose bumps. He looked at the scholar with a confused look and said, "As long as I get tender, I will give it to tender."

Filled and warm, thinking about lust, this beast is indeed going to attack his own "beautiful beauty".

Ergou walked towards the scholar with a lewd smile. At this time, he had just taken the porridge with medicine. The effect of the medicine had not yet occurred. His body had just thawed and his physical strength had recovered very little. He wanted to fight to protect his integrity, but he had almost no chance of success! Oh, buy Ge, is it going to be thrown out of moral integrity here?

Who am I? I am a person who cares about moral integrity. For the sake of moral integrity, I can even want my life!

But... it seems that the soul energy is insufficient now. If you die immediately after traveling through time, the soul will run out of energy and may never be able to travel through time and be reincarnated...

Well, life and integrity, life is the most important thing!

"Don't come over, don't come over, the housekeeper will send a ransom!" The scholar pretended to be afraid to retreat, but quickly leaned on the trunk of the tree and said in a "fear".

Now you can only delay time until the drug effect occurs.

Ergou touched his black-haired chest with big hands and said in a very despicable way: "I will collect money, and I will collect people too, hehe..."

"If I hurt my tenderness, the butler won't give me my tender money at that time..." the scholar threatened.

"Hahaha..." Ergou patted his stomach, "I will help Neng clean her butt!"

He was so chilling! The scholar's face turned pale and said, "I can ask the housekeeper to send ten white and beautiful men to Neng. Neng should not make any decisions about me. If you like women, you can also send them to women!"

Ergou stopped his steps. The temptation of ten handsome men made him moved and he couldn't help asking, "Really?"

"Yes, of course, how could I lie to my elder brother!" The scholar nodded happily.

He said to the other bandits in a flattering manner: "When the time comes, let the butler send a few more, and the elder brothers can enjoy the hugs on both sides!"

It is rare for bandits to have enough food on the mountain, but women have never been. Now when they hear that they are going to send women, the eyes lit up and they can't help but become excited. Xiao Si and Xiao Wu have the worst control, and they don't know that the porridge and soup in their mouths are flowing out. Even the military advisor's white face can't help but be dull.

"Brother, why don't you wait until he sends the woman to him before fucking him?" Xiao Si couldn't stand the temptation and persuaded him.

Xiao Wu nodded with an expectant face.

Ergou turned around and cursed, "When I have a young mother, I don't have the share of two young dogs! My evil fire is getting angry, who will destroy the evil fire for me?"

He narrowed his eyes, stared at Xiao Si, and said, "Xiao Si, come into the cave."

"Ah?" Xiao Si waved his hand and shouted: "Brother, I went in last night, and I'm here today!"

Xiaowu said with a bitter face: "My asshole has pus, my brother doesn't like it!"

"Who said that I have seen the tender growth, but there is no pus in it? The tender is lying to the elder brother..."

"No, I..."

The two little bandits started arguing.

Although listening to these words, the dirty things inside the bandits were extremely nauseous, they successfully held Ergou. My integrity was preserved, so how could I care about your integrity!

The two of them quarreled for a long time, but there was no result. Ergou was annoyed and scolded: "Shut up and come in together!"

These words scared the two of them so much that they trembled.

The fellow Taoist who dies will not die. Now that the fellow Taoist and I are going to die together, of course, they are to protect themselves and not be greedy for beauty. Xiao Si is the most scrupulous, and immediately points to the scholar and shouts: "Brother, it's better to be a handsome scholar. Even if the elder brother messes with him, as long as his life is in the hands of the elder brother, will the Zhong family still not give money? It's not a girl, who cares about his clean body?"

You shameless little four! The scholar cursed him thousands of times in his heart, and when he looked back, he wished he could strangle him to death!

Ergou also looked back suddenly, and Jun Xiucai was right in front of him. His eyes showed a very confused look again, and he said, "It's still Xiao Si's words that make sense. Hehehe, Jun Xiucai, please follow me!"

The donkey was too skilled to drag it down any longer. The scholar's integrity was in danger. His hand quietly touched into his clothes, touched the flying knife with his fingertips, and waited for a while to find an opportunity to wipe Ergou's neck. If he lost his integrity, he would be disgusting in the future and would be worse than death.

Gugugu~~~

Suddenly a strange scream started.

Ergou's face and eyebrows suddenly twisted, his mouth bared, but his teeth were bitten together, as if his teeth were sore.

He covered his stomach with both hands and bent down slightly.

Gugugu~~~

Another strange sound, Ergou quickly reached out to cover his butt, turned around quickly, and ran towards the forest.

As soon as he took off his pants, he pulled his stomach up.

The effect of the medicine finally broke out, and the scholar felt relieved.

But the other people with white faces didn't know that they only saw Ergou eager to "beautiful sex", but after taking off his pants, he didn't want to "beautiful sex", but diarrhea. It was so funny!

But Ergou is their boss, and their usual tyranny makes them dare not laugh.

So the white face turned pale even more. The two little bandits couldn't hold it in, and they sprayed several mouthfuls of porridge and soup in their mouths.

After a while, his stomach started to growl, and then he covered his stomach and ran behind a big rock. Soon, the same sound as Ergou came from the sound.

The two cannons fired together, and soon a foul smell came over.

Everyone had to cover their noses, but the little bandits were snatching their noses while snatching their porridge.

"You two are really starving ghosts and reincarnated!" Ergou walked back, slamming the little bandit while tying his belt.

But he cursed, his face and eyebrows twisted again, and his belt was not tightened. He quickly ran back while untiing it. After a while, a clamor sound rang again.

Baimao walked back at this time, looked at Xiaosi and Xiaowu, shook his head contemptuously, then froze, and ran back to pull it back.

The two of them pulled their stomachs three or four times in a row, and there was no stock in their abdomen, but their intestines squirmed and their minds became stronger. They had to pull down their pants and squat there, so they let the anus spray with yellow water.

After eating for a while, Xiaosi and Xiaowu also joined the army of diarrhea.

The white-faced body was shocked, and all four people who ate porridge had diarrhea, and the scholar and Lao Wang who did not eat porridge were fine. Isn’t this proof that the porridge was drugged?

A breath of danger arose in his heart.

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Chapter completed!