Even if you are noisy, you have to rush to the scene
The younger son also opened his mouth to echo, "Old witch...Old witch..."
"Also, grandma scolded them for eating shit. She came here early in the morning and sprayed shit all over her mouth. She also said if they wanted money and if they didn't have enough shit to eat, our family could give them some..."
Ye Yaodong looked at him with a mouthful of rice in his mouth, talking and gesticulating excitedly, with grains of rice popping out from time to time, making it difficult to explain.
Lin Xiuqing had rice in her mouth and suddenly felt a little hard to swallow. She stretched her neck and managed to swallow it.
"Just eat, why are you talking so much? Children should not get involved in adult matters."
"Didn't Dad ask me if I was afraid? I'm not afraid! I thought it was quite lively, but Dad's expression just now was very scary."
Bai was concerned. It turned out that he was not scared, but because he saw his dark face and was just afraid of him.
Ye Yaodong patted his head and said, "Shut up and eat."
He muttered there quietly, "Obviously you asked me first..."
Ye Yaodong glanced at him sideways, and he immediately began to grab the food honestly.
As soon as the meal was finished, Ye Yaodong was about to go out, but Lin Xiuqing stopped him worriedly, "Don't go to Xu Laisan's house."
"knew."
Lin Xiuqing looked at his leaving back with a headache, wondering if he listened.
Ye Yaodong went to Xiaoxiao's house as soon as he came out of the house. Xiaoxiao had just finished eating and was teasing his daughter.
"Why are you here again?"
"Two women from Xu Laisan's family came to my house to cause trouble in the morning. They must have learned from Xu Laifu's mouth that we had arrested him."
"Ah? They went to your house to cause trouble," Xiaoxiao said in surprise, "I heard that the two elderly people in his family are very troublesome."
"Well, you said you were kicked out by my mother and didn't come to your house, right?"
"No, maybe we went to Fatty's place? To have a look? To eat while we're at it."
The two of them strolled slowly, chatting as they walked.
"I guess the beating yesterday was light. This family is so shameless."
"No, do you want to take some time to squat in the evening?"
Ye Yaodong put his hands in his pockets and said in agreement: "If you have this idea, you will be idle at night anyway."
As soon as they walked to the corner, they saw people surrounding the fat man's house in the distance, and there was the sound of swearing. Before they could get closer, they saw a fat woman holding a knife coming out of the house.
When they rushed out, a woman and an old woman were immediately stunned. They supported each other and fled, fearing that they would die if they ran too slowly.
The two of them looked at each other and quickened their pace. When they got closer, they heard their neighbors saying that they deserved it and that the whole family was not in the right mind...
The fat woman holding the knife was still glaring angrily, "What old man, you dare to come to my place to cause trouble. I can't scare them to death."
The fat man was also cursing there, saying that he had half his foot in the coffin and he was still uneasy? He insisted on coming out to scold me.
"Fat man."
Ye Yaodong and Xiaoxiao squeezed into the crowd.
"Why are you here?"
"I came here to take a look when I had nothing to do, and I happened to see a play."
The fat man cursed, "That old guy won't stop even now, doesn't he think life is too easy? Don't you want to stay at home and take care of yourself in old age? Aren't you happy?"
"Who knows?"
"Have you gone to your house?"
"I went to Dongzi's house this morning, not my house."
The fat man snorted coldly and laughed angrily, "Is this a rush hour? I went to Secretary Chen's house in the early morning, then to Dongzi's house, and now I came to my house again at noon. Will I go to Xiaoxiao's house again later?
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Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded, "Isn't it? Are you really in a hurry? Damn...this old lady can really do anything."
Ye Yaodong was also amused, "Would you like to go home and take a look? Maybe they will rush to your house and cast a wide net. If someone can't resist it and doesn't agree with him and scatters the money, then they will make a profit.
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"That's not possible. My wife is not that stupid. Everything else is easy to say, but asking for money is like asking for her life."
The fat man's wife patted his chest with a knife and said, "I went back to the house to eat. I was only half-eaten when he came to the door and wanted to die."
The fat man panicked instantly. He quickly stood up straight, straightened his chest and tucked in his belly, "Afang, put the knife away and don't pat randomly. Can I pat my chest?"
?If your hands were slippery, the knife would have been cut from my stomach."
She rolled her eyes, "That's just right. Cut off half of it to lose weight!"
"Come in and sit down for a while." She walked back into the house with the knife in hand and murmured a few more words, "The food is cold, I'm pissed off, and it's really unappetizing."
"Shall I go and heat it up?"
"No, there's only a few mouthfuls of rice left. Just finish it. It's easier. What's the heat? There's no need to burn more firewood. Anyway, the two children have finished eating and left the table."
The fat man had no choice but to sit down and eat.
Ye Yaodong and Xiaoxiao found it strange. They rarely came to Fatty's house and never knew he was at home. So this is what he looked like? Where did his wife point him?
Laughing to death!
The fat man also noticed the wink between the two of them and glared at them, "What are you doing? Xiaoxiao, why don't you go home and take a look? Maybe I really rushed to your house in a rush."
"It's okay, it shouldn't be serious. Both of you are a bit old, so you have to take a break and go home to catch your breath, right? Besides, my mother lives in the house next to us, and my brothers and sisters also live nearby. I guess they are also scared to think of this.
He is not the first one to come to my house."
"Just don't worry. A Guang is not at home and has gone to sea. I don't know if he will come to their house."
"Are you really rushing to a party? It shouldn't be the case. If you're not at home, it's useless to come to your door and scold you. It's just for the blind."
"The devil of the whole family!" the fat man's wife couldn't help but grumbled.
Ye Yaodong gave her a thumbs up and said, "Jingwei, isn't it true that everyone in the family is a ghost?"
The fat man said with disgust: "You are really disgusting. Next time you encounter him, I will drag him into the grass and beat him up."
"Why wait for next time? It's better to choose a different day and go at night."
"Otherwise, you can ask your sister-in-law to carry a pig to their house and show off your knife skills!" Xiaoxiao suggested happily.
The fat man rolled his eyes and said, "Don't come up with bad ideas and don't boss my wife around."
"Look at it at night. You have to go out to the latrine. You dare not come out during the day, but you have to come out at night."
The fat lady couldn't help but remind her, "Take it easy, don't make any mistakes."
"Don't worry, we are familiar with this business."
We sat and chatted at Fatty's house for a long time, and when he was about to go back, Fatty's father-in-law happened to bring over a pile of leftover pig offal and bones.
The fat lady graciously let them each take some back, since it was the leftovers anyway.
Pig offal has a strong smell. It is still hot during the day and only cools down in the morning and evening. The pigs killed in the early morning will not be fresh the next day. Anyway, their family eats them all.
Ye Yaodong and Xiaoxiao were not polite. He directly took a pork belly and liver, and Xiaoxiao took a large intestine and pig heart, tied them with straw, and the two of them carried them out happily.
"Do you think we should come to Fatty's place more often to visit?"
"I think so!"
"They have grown too fat, which is not good for their health. The couple should also lose weight. As brothers, we have to come to their homes from time to time to help them share this trouble."
Ye Yaodong smiled and scolded: "I still have to look at you if you are shameless!"
"A healthy person can live a long life. I am thinking about him, hahaha~"
"Why didn't you say it in the house just now?"
"I'm going to tell you next time I come to your door!"
Chapter completed!