The couple's biggest hobby now is counting money.
After you have a lot of money, you can't always count it all. You have to record the amount of each entry and expenditure and then summarize it.
But it’s not just that I don’t know how to count them, I’ll be shocked when I count them.
After counting the money they brought back today, they recorded it in the small account book at home. Adding in the accounts that Ah Qing had recorded in his previous account book, he now had almost 300,000 yuan on hand.
Obviously, when he calculated it in the first two months, it was still more than 250,000. He took another 50,000 to join Fang Jingfu, and there was only a little over 200,000 left on the family account. In just three months, so much has been accumulated.
After Ye Yaodong waited for Lin Xiuqing to finish counting, he was stunned for a moment, and then let out a long sigh of relief.
"This is all because of my hard work..."
Lin Xiuqing smiled and said: "Stop putting gold on your face."
"You can't deny this fact."
"Yes, yes, it's your hard work that makes you rich."
Ye Yaodong also smiled happily, "It's thanks to your efforts at home. Otherwise, how could we accumulate such a big fortune? If we meet other prodigal women, we really won't be able to earn enough to pay off our debts."
"As long as you know this, keep up the good work and we will have hope for retirement.
"It really helped me achieve retirement at the age of 30."
Thinking about it made him feel happy.
"Now that the stalls are so big, you can't stop even if you want to. There are so many people behind us waiting to make a living from us."
"That's it, if you really want to provide for yourself in old age, isn't it just a matter of panic? There will still be fifty or sixty years left, and by then the money won't be enough to spend."
"You always say this, always saying that money is devaluing and devaluing, but I don't see any devaluation."
"It's so fast. If it depreciates and becomes worthless now, our country's economy will collapse directly."
Lin Xiuqing shook her head, "I don't understand what you are saying. Let me collect the money first. After you come back from Wen's in a few days, let's take some of the change at home to the bank to change it. There are too many changes.
There’s no place to put it.”
"Well, let's wait until I come back from Wenzhou in two days."
After the couple finished counting the money, they felt better after being depressed by the naughty child.
After Ye Xiaoxi saw the smiles on her parents' faces, she became bolder and dared to come over and hug them.
She jumped on Lin Xiuqing's back with a smile, and clamped a small hairpin on her head.
Lin Xiuqing also smiled and hugged her from behind, "You forgot about me just now, how dare you come over?"
Hearing this, Ye Xiaoxi remembered how badly she had been beaten just now, and her butt was still throbbing in pain. She immediately got off her back with a groan, and ran to sit in Ye Yaodong's arms.
Then he clamped the other clamps on Ye Yaodong's head one by one.
She smiled cheerfully, her eyes curled up in laughter.
“Good-looking, good-looking~”
"I'm a man, what does it look like when you put a hairpin on me like this?"
After saying that, he reached out to pick it off, but Ye Xiaoxi slapped his hand.
"Don't take it off, it looks good just like this."
Ye Yaodong hugged her with a smile and let her do whatever she wanted.
Lin Xiuqing also looked at her father and daughter with a smile, "I'll make some malted milk for you, drink it and go to bed."
"No, no, I still want to play."
"Do you still want to eat the whip?"
"Huh, bad guy."
She turned her head, raised her nose and glared at Lin Xiuqing, then pulled away Ye Yaodong's sweater and dug her head into his arms.
"What are you doing? Your clothes are torn..."
Ye Yaodong couldn't stop it, so he watched his sweater bear the amount of packages it shouldn't bear.
"Haha... let's wear the same clothes..."
Lin Xiuqing looked at the father and daughter with a smile, cursed her clothes not to be torn, then turned around and went out to make some malted milk for her.
When she came in again, the father and daughter were still playing around. Ye Yaodong's hair was covered with colorful hairpins, and he even had several little dragonflies tied up. No matter how funny he looked, Ye Xiaoxi's laughter never stopped.
She smiled and said: "Your hair grows so fast, you will have to shave it off in two days to celebrate the New Year."
Ye Yaodong also touched the few little ones on his head, "Actually, they aren't very long, so there's no need to shave them. It's getting cold, so leave some hair to keep warm."
After the Chinese New Year, he can put on some mousse to look more fashionable, so as not to be disgraced every day.
"It's up to you, as long as you don't shave your hair during the first month."
After saying that, she looked at Ye Xiaoxi again, "Come here and drink it for me to go to sleep. After you drink it, go pee. If you wet the bed again at night, I will beat you to death."
Ye Xiaoxi crawled over and peeked at her with his little eyes, feeling a little guilty. Then he drank it all in one gulp and licked his upper lip with his tongue.
"Did she wet the bed?"
"I peed the day before yesterday and the day before yesterday. I gave him a good beating. It was fine yesterday."
"So it still needs to be cleaned up."
"Hmph..."
"Hurry up and pee yourself. If you pee on the bed, I need to turn off the light."
"knew……"
Ye Yaodong reached out to pick off the hairpins on his head and untie the rubber bands, but was stopped by Ye Xiaoxi, so he had to lie down and sleep with his head full of rubber bands and hairpins.
He thought about waiting for her to fall asleep and then take it off himself, but Ye Xiaoxi reached out and touched his head from time to time to prevent him from taking it off secretly, so he had to sleep like this first.
In the dark night, the father and daughter were still moving around and making noises. Lin Xiuqing could only smile and urge them to be more honest.
Watching the interaction between the two of them, she felt very loving. It was rare for him to be so patient with his children, and he allowed her to do whatever she wanted.
Early the next morning, Ye Yaodong was depressed about his hair.
When he got up, he didn't react and squatted in front of his house to brush his teeth. As a result, Ye Chenghai passed by his door and took a look, his eyes widened and he laughed.
"Uncle Third, you are so funny... Come on, Uncle Third, you are so funny..."
Ye Yaodong was brushing his teeth, his mouth was filled with bubbles and he was speechless. He could only look at him in puzzlement, laughing loudly, and calling friends to the door to see his excitement.
"Haha...third uncle..."
Everyone didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and they even ran in and squatted in front of him, forming a circle around him, getting closer and laughing.
Ye Yaodong saw them all looking at the top of his head, and quickly reacted. He put down the water glass and touched his head.
"Fuck..."
Bubbles spurted out from his mouth. He didn't bother to rinse his mouth, waved his hands, and shouted to them vaguely, "Gum, gon, gon... You are so brave and dare to look at my joke. Do you still want the new year's money in a few days?"
"Hahaha... Third uncle, you are so funny like this, can I take a picture for you?"
Ye Yaodong became so angry that he stretched out his feet to kick them, but they all ran around the yard laughing.
"Come on, come on~"
"Third uncle, if you have the ability, come out...haha..."
"Just wait for me!"
Lin Xiuqing had just returned from inspecting the workshop when she heard Ye Yaodong and a group of children making a fuss together.
When she reached the gate of the courtyard, she realized why all these children were running around in her courtyard, laughing at him.
Ye Yaodong now has colorful hairpins, a bunch of colored rubber bands, some loose hair sticking up, and a mouth full of toothpaste bubbles. It really looks funny no matter how you look at it.
"Haha, why are you still wearing hairpins and rubber bands all over your head?"
"How did I know? When I woke up and didn't look in the mirror, I drove them all out and closed the door. My whole life has been ruined."
Lin Xiuqing couldn't help laughing, but she did as she was told and drove out all the laughing children in the yard.
When she looked up, she saw two heads sticking out of the upstairs window.
The smile on his face instantly disappeared, and he glared angrily at the upstairs.
"You two are not ready to get down when you wake up, are you? Don't let me catch you, I will beat you later and you won't be able to get out of bed."
The window slammed shut instantly.
Ye Chenghu and Ye Chengyang were woken up by the laughter downstairs, so they stuck their heads out to see the excitement.
At this time, looking at their mother's fierce eyes and knowing that the matter had not been revealed yet, they were all a little scared.
Ye Chengyang was worried to death, "What should I do...Mom still remembers..."
Ye Chenghu lay back on the bed nonchalantly, "I won't go out anyway."
"But I want to pee..."
Ye Chenghu immediately sat up after hearing this, "I want to pee too..."
"I can't hold it in any longer..."
"Don't make any noise. I don't want to pee unless you tell me! It's all your fault."
"what to do……"
Ye Yaodong watched Lin Xiuqing raise her head and stare upstairs. He also knew that the two little brats were peeking. He quickly rinsed his mouth and went into the room to look in the mirror.
"Oh, what a mistake. I had to untie it last night and ended up falling asleep. This stinky girl made my hair look like this. How can I go out to meet people?"
"Just shave it off."
Ye Yaodong untied the hairpins on his head one by one and untied the rubber bands. After all of them were untied, each hair had its own thoughts and stood up at will.
He took a comb and combed it several times, pressing it again and again, but the roots still stood up, as if they had been struck by lightning.
"With this damn hair, how can I follow you to celebrate the New Year? It's so embarrassing, and your face is not bright either."
"That's why I asked you to shave it off."
He was a little reluctant, "Forget it, let's wash my hair. It's only been two days since I washed my hair and I have to wash it again. I hate washing my hair the most because it's cold."
Lin Xiuqing rolled her eyes, "Then you save a week and then wash it. I have packed everything and prepared it, and I'm just waiting for you to get up and set off."
"Take the child with you?"
"Take the younger ones with you, and I'll take care of them when the two older ones come back."
As expected, women are petty-minded. Even after one night, they still haven't forgotten this incident. They are very good at settling accounts after the fall.
"Okay, then I'll save some money and wait until New Year's Eve to wash it. It's just in time to wash it during the New Year. I'll go have a meal first and then go there after the meal. I'll wear a hat to block my hair for a few days. Anyway, I wear it while riding on the road.
Wearing a hat."
Lin Xiuqing said angrily: "Forget it if you're too lazy. I'll go get the child up."
"Who washes his hair every two or three days in the cold weather? How troublesome..." Ye Yaodong was still quibbling.
"Whatever..."
At this moment, Father Ye's angry voice came to mind outside the house!
"Who? Who is pouring water? Who is so wicked? Pouring water from upstairs in the morning..."
Mother Ye was surprised by the unexpected situation and quickly stepped aside and looked up.
But I only saw two water columns still flowing down, and the source was two little penises.
"Ah, it's urine, two coffins..."
Ye's father was shocked and angry. He stepped aside and looked up. The two water jets were still gurgling as before.
It took less than three seconds from the time he was wet with urine, to Ye Mu's reaction, and then to his own reaction.
The two boys upstairs were also shocked by the supervisor downstairs. The water droplets stopped immediately, but they couldn't control the backflow. They stopped for a while and then continued to pee, but their faces were very panicked.
"What should I do... I peed on someone... It seems to be my grandpa and grandma..."
"It's all your fault. Didn't you say there was no one?"
"I looked before I peed and there was no one downstairs."
"What should we do? Mom was already very angry last night. Will she beat us all later?"
"what to do……"
The two boys were so scared that after peeing, they quickly put it away, closed the window, and jumped off the table.
They were so panicked that they walked in circles in the room, fearing that they would be beaten to death.
After a while, Ye Chengyang listened to the movement downstairs and quickly lay down, putting his ear to the floor, intending to listen to the movement downstairs.
Father Ye was so angry that he was as furious as a cow.
"These two coffins actually peed from the windows and were about to be beaten to death..."
"Ah, what kind of virtue is there? How can you be so naughty when you grow up like this at such a young age? You need to be beaten hard..."
Ye Yaodong and Lin Xiuqing heard the commotion outside and came out to take a look. They saw Ye's father and mother raising their heads and staring at the window upstairs, trying to make a hole in the window.
"What's wrong?"
The two brothers and sister-in-law next door were also asking what was wrong, and while asking, they walked around towards the door of their courtyard.
Father Ye's head was dripping wet, and water was dripping from his hair.
"The good son you gave birth to stood on the window and peed all over my face!"
Father Ye was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger, so he could only vent his anger on his own son, wiped his face again, and then shook his hand in disgust.
"It stinks so much, it smells like urine."
Ye Yaodong couldn't help laughing for a moment, "Isn't it? Fortunately, I finished brushing my teeth and came in in time."
The two brothers and two sisters-in-law at the door couldn't help laughing, and they understood what was going on.
"You are still laughing and why don't you catch those two bastards and give them a beating? They are so naughty. Whose child is standing on the window to urinate? What if they fall down?"
"I can't get in. I was beaten for two hours last night. I hid in my room and locked the door. I didn't dare to come down today, so I had to stand on the window to pee."
"My skin is itchy. You were not at home yesterday, and you all don't know how crazy you are." Mother Ye also scolded.
Father Ye was even more angry. It turned out to be a boy's urine overnight. No wonder the smell of urine was so strong.
Lin Xiuqing also frowned and cursed: "The two of them are really itchy and can't do it without beating. They dare to climb on the table and urinate out of the window."
"I need a good beating. I'm so old, and I don't know what I should do or what I shouldn't do. Fortunately, it was a child's urine. What if it was something else..."
Lin Xiuqing quickly comforted Father Ye, "Dad, come in first and wash your face."
Father Ye went into the house angrily, and continued to scold them when he entered the house, "Find out these two little bastards, they dare to hide after getting into trouble."
Ye Yaodong also felt that the two boys could not survive without fighting. Forget about peeing on someone, it was better to stand on the window to pee. What if one of them lost his footing and fell down?
"Dad, you wash your hair and face first, and I'll pick the lock."
"Um."
Father Ye waited for Mother Ye to fetch him water with a stinking face.
"Before eating, you peeed first. You are also unlucky. You were drenched in urine early in the morning. Fortunately, it was child urine."
"Can you speak?"
"Don't they say that children's urine can cure internal injuries? It's okay."
"Since it's so good, why don't you come and take a shower? Why were you hiding just now?"
"Do you think I'm the same as you? Go take a shower first."
Father Ye cursed and took the water, washed his face first and then washed his hair.
Ye Yaodong had already taken the tools and went upstairs to pick the lock.
The two boys lay on the floor listening to the sounds downstairs and were frightened to death. They were so panicked.
"What should I do? Dad is here to pick the lock..."
"It's over, it's over..."
"Shall we open the door and rush out? Otherwise, when dad finishes picking the lock, the beating will be even worse and the lock will be broken."
"Then it's better to just open the door and admit your mistake."
"Then you took the opportunity to run away?"
"well……"
"Come on, come on, dad is outside picking the lock..."
The two of them immediately became like ants on a hot pot.
Ye Chengyang stamped his foot, hesitated and pressed it against the door again, "Dad, I'm going to open the door now, can you please stop hitting me?"
"What do you think?"
"Can we beat less?"
"What do you think?"
"Then...can you hit it a little gentler?"
"Huh, now I know I'm scared. Open the door for me quickly. If you wait for me to pry open the lock, your legs will be broken. You dare to waste a lock. See how we deal with you. Wait for a mixed three dozen."
"It's all my brother's fault. He keeps saying there's no one downstairs."
Ye Chenghu became angry, "It was you who urged me to climb up and pee!"
"You need to pee too..."
"If you don't remind me, I won't be in a hurry..."
The two brothers started arguing again as they talked.
Ye Yaodong knocked on the door, "I count to three. If you don't open the door, you will be dead when I pick the lock. I just came back last night and I don't have that much energy to care about you. I have a lot of money today."
Time has to get you out."
The two brothers were frightened and did not dare to say a word.
Lin Xiuqing's voice also came from behind the door, "1...2..."
The two of them felt that these two seconds were extremely sad and torturous. Their mothers were waiting outside, and they had to endure this beating.
"3..."
Ye Chengyang cried with tears falling down his face, "I...I'll open the door right now..."
Ye Chenghu was too scared to stop him, so he quickly ran to the bed, pulled the quilt, and wrapped himself tightly.
The door was opened all of a sudden, and Ye Chengyang hid behind the door, not daring to move or say a word.
One of the couple held a cane in their hand, and the other held a whip. They both saw the bulging lump on the bed, so they both walked towards the bed and pulled the quilt.
"Come out here, I wanted to give you a good beating last night, and you dared to stand on the window to pee this morning, and even peed on your grandpa. Do you have to beat me to death? Don't take it, little penis."
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Lin Xiuqing opened the quilt as she spoke, and saw Ye Chenghu hunched over, covering his crotch, crying.
"No, I want to keep it to pee..."
Ye Yaodong's whip fell on his butt first. He had just gotten up and had not yet put on his clothes. He was only wearing autumn clothes and long trousers, so he was spanked.
"Ah!" He straightened up and crawled forward two more steps.
Couple mixed doubles fell one after another.
"No, it hurts so much. Why are you hitting me? Yangyang, and Yangyang..."
"Yes, why is there one missing?"
Ye Yaodong turned around and looked around, but did not see Ye Chengyang, but heard the sound of someone going down the stairs.
"These are all cunning. Where were you hiding just now? He ran away..."
Ye Chenghu cried while avoiding being beaten, jumping up and down on the bed, crying and asking, "Why are you beating me again?"
"Take care of you first, then deal with him later."
"Damn Yangyang, he ran away again, ah, it hurts..."
The couple showed no mercy this time, and the child would not have a long memory unless he was beaten severely.
Ye Yaodong felt that he was getting in the way by jumping up and down on the bed, so he reached out and grabbed him, then pressed him against the bed board and took off his pants at the same time so that Lin Xiuqing could jerk off.
Ye Chenghu's screams became louder and louder each time, tears and snot flowed from his nose, and the sheets were soaked with tears.
Lin Xiuqing was panting until she was beaten, and she stopped when she saw the red marks all over his butt.
"Be honest with me. If you don't behave next time, I'll beat you to death. The Chinese New Year is coming soon. Don't force me to beat people during the Chinese New Year."
Ye Chenghu whimpered and cried.
Ye Yaodong added another critical hit, "All the New Year's money this year is gone."
He cried more sadly and louder, "Don't..."
"Who told you not to open the door last night? Otherwise, if you were beaten last night, nothing would happen today."
"Ah~"
"I'm starving to death. I haven't eaten anything since I woke up early in the morning. I still have to do manual labor. Don't let me step out of this door today. Just stay at home."
Ye Chenghu whimpered.
The couple finished one and were going to find the second one. After going downstairs, they asked Ye's mother who was washing dishes.
"Where's Yangyang?"
"Hiding in the old lady's house, and just going to the door to call someone to get the old lady back, this is really smart."
"It's no use looking for anyone today. He's the only one who's cunning and has many tricks."
The old lady came in slowly from the door with a cane and said with a smile: "Why are you beating the child so early in the morning? Aren't you in a hurry to send off the New Year?"
"You don't even know what good things they have done!" Ye's father was still angry and spoke with anger, explaining to the old lady what happened to him this morning.
"These two can't survive without fighting. If they don't fight, they will reach heaven."
After hearing this, the old lady felt that it really should be beaten.
"You really need to be beaten. You dare to lie down on the table and urinate out of the window. What if you fall? You do such a dangerous thing. You need to be beaten."
This time she didn't protect them anymore. If she did, she would be harming them.
After a while, Ye Chengyang's cry came from the old lady's house.
Ye Chenghu was lying upstairs, feeling relieved as he listened.
Ye Xiaoxi became drowsy after hearing the noise and stood at the door, "What's the matter? Brother is crying?"
The old lady walked towards her, smiled and touched her head, "Brother, if you don't behave well, you will be beaten. You were beaten yesterday, so you don't need to be beaten today. Let's go and put on some clothes for you. You will look nice later."
Go to grandma’s house.”
Ye Xiaoxi initially shrank and was scared when she heard that she was being beaten, but when she heard that she was going to her grandmother's house, she became happy again.
"Okay, okay, I'm going to grandma's house. I need to take a car to go to grandma's house..."
"I want a small hairpin. Dad bought it yesterday...it looks good..."
"Auntai, help me tie up the beautiful one, and I'll share it with you..."
Ye Xiaoxi excitedly took the old lady's hand and pulled her into the house, "Hey... where is my hairpin? Where did it go?"
She searched all over the bed but couldn't find it. After being forced to put on her clothes by the old lady, she immediately climbed out of the bed and went to ask Lin Xiuqing.
"Didn't you put it on your father's head last night?"
Ye Xiaoxi turned to look at Ye Yaodong's afro, and remembered, "Dad, where is my hairpin?"
"On the table."
The old lady had already got the hairpins and a comb in her hand, waving to her, "Come here, I'll tie them beautifully for you."
Ye Xiaoxi jumped over and ran over immediately, extremely happy.
After the old lady combed her hair, she took a look in the mirror again and again.
Then she asked the old lady to bend down and lower her head. She took two red hairpins and fastened them randomly on the old lady's head.
"nice!"
The old lady was also happy and did not take it off.
"You're so good, you still know how to be filial to me."
"Yeah, I'm the best, I want to show my sisters my new hairpin."
After saying that, she ran out, eager to show off, and didn't even look back when the old lady shouted from behind to let her eat first.
After the couple finished spanking their youngest son, they went out to bring him back, then sat peacefully on the chair and ate obediently.
She had just received a beating yesterday, and she still remembered seeing her brother being beaten with her own eyes. She ate this meal very honestly.
Ye Yaodong wanted to tell his two sons and said loudly: "Have you finished eating? After finishing eating, we will ride a motorcycle to grandma's house to send New Year's greetings and collect New Year's money on the way!"
Ye Xiaoxi cheered happily.
"If you don't take your two brothers with you, it will be treated as an overnight punishment. You will get a red envelope later, but your two brothers will not have a red envelope."
The two people upstairs and downstairs cried even more sadly. They originally had the opportunity to go to grandma's house for a fun day and receive red envelopes.
Father Ye also said: "We don't have to give them this year. We just saved two red envelopes and can still smoke for two months."
Mother Ye smiled and said: "Let's go quickly, don't waste time."
"Motorcycles are faster."
"Let's go, let's go, don't take brother with you..." Ye Xiaoxi couldn't wait to run out and opened the nylon bag covering the motorcycle, and then squeezed into the bed of the motorcycle with a group of dogs.
Lin Xiuqing chased her out of the house and put on her hat, scarf and gloves.
At this time, there was a man lying on the window upstairs, watching eagerly.
Ye Xiaoxi saw it and stretched out his red-gloved hand to wave at the window.
Lin Xiuqing looked at her movements and turned around, "You deserve it!"
Ye Yaodong also turned his head to look, and then looked down at the pile of dogs in the truck bed, trying to fish them out one by one, but after fishing out one, another one jumped in, and there was nothing he could do about them.
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"What should I do?"
"They also know where it is warm. This nylon bag is wrapped in a windproof bag, but isn't it more comfortable than a doghouse?"
"I can't get it out, and I don't know what's going on. Every one of them likes to stay here. Is it hereditary?"
"Then take it with you? Bring it back when you come back? Just in time to squeeze in with your daughter to keep her warm."
"Okay, then take it with you. If you don't come back, just leave it there and become a wild dog."
Chapter completed!