Suddenly I heard that there is a fairy mountain on the sea, the mountain is in the ethereal place

This famous poem has been passed down through the ages. Scholars generally believe that it refers to the Five Immortal Mountains overseas, but monks think it refers to a mirage.

Wang Qilin once thought that this was a virtual scene on the sea. He is a rigorous person. He had come into contact with a mirage in his dream. There was also a mirage in the dream, and there was a convincing scientific explanation to explain that it was a mirage.

Ethereal images.

At that time, he was still an innocent little handsome guy, but now he is different. Now he is a handsome guy who has gone through many vicissitudes of life and has seen a lot. He has already determined that the things in the dream are nonsense, and the mirage is either an illusion or a reality.

witchcraft.

After all, he has a mirage candle, which can turn into a real courtyard when lit.

But he only knew about the existence of mirages and did not know the real situation about mirages.

After all, although there are many records about mirages since ancient times, most of them are vague and no one has done any specific research.

Now that he heard Xie Toad firmly say that there was a mirage hidden under them, Wang Qilin became interested and asked: "What does a mirage look like?"

Xu Da pondered: "It is recorded in "Mengxi Bi Tan Weishi Lu" that there are clouds in the sea of ​​Dengzhou from time to time, such as palaces, terraces, battlements, people, carriages and horses, and crowns. They are clearly visible, which is called the sea city.

"

Wang Qilin glared at him and said: "I want to know what a mirage is, not just what you slanderous scholars describe about where there are mirages."

Xu Da said: "Master Qi, can you wait for me to finish what I'm saying? I'm just telling you what a mirage is!"

Wang Qilin is eagerly waiting.

Xu Da continued to ponder: ""Mengxi Bi Tan Strange Stories" says that what is called a mirage is a big clam!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this.

Fat Wuyi took out a clam shell and asked him: "Is this it? What we have been eating at sea before are mirages?"

This clam has short gray hairs on its shell.

Big Yellow Hammer said: "You are a hairy clam, a mirage of a hammer!"

Xu Da said: "Yes, this is not a mirage. A mirage is a big clam, a very big one. A mirage is an illusion created by it spraying water into the sky."

Shen Yi asked curiously: "Can mirages also spray water?"

Xie Toad, Dahuang Hammer and others were about to roll their eyes and laugh at Xu Da, but Xu Xiaoda shook his head first and said: "Brother, you are wrong."

After hearing this, Xie Toad and others did not refute Xu Da. They wanted to see the good show of brothers fighting against each other.

Xu Dada stared: "Brother, what's wrong? Ancient books say that mirage is a big clam!"

Xu Xiaoda said: "Yes, but this is not recorded in "Mengxi Bi Tan Weishi Lu", but is recorded in the earlier "Zhou Li", 'mirage is also a big clam'."

"Furthermore, the mirage was not transformed by his spitting water, but by his breath. This is actually recorded in "Mengxi Bi Tan·Yi Shi Lu", which said that 'mirage may be caused by the breath of a mirage'."

The two brothers talked eloquently, quoted scriptures, and argued at first, but finally reached a consensus:

Mirages are giant clams. They are a type of dragon. Their ability is to emit a stream of evil energy. The condensed evil energy becomes a mirage.

Xie Toad looked confused when he heard this and said: "Infinite Heavenly Lord, you two are right about only one thing. The mirage is indeed a type of dragon. There is nothing wrong with calling it a mirage, but it is not a big clam. It is a dragon.

Look!"

Dahuang Hammer followed and said: "Yes, Taoist Master is knowledgeable and knowledgeable. He will definitely not be wrong."

"And there has indeed been a dragon here. I can swear to this, and you can also go and find out for yourself. There are quite a few people who have seen a dragon here."

Xie Toad said: "As we all know, the dragon has nine sons, and the nine sons are different. There are many theories about these nine sons. Who do you all know?"

This question is very simple, and Fat Wuyi is as positive as ever: "I know, I know, Qi Niu, Ya Sui, Chao Feng, Pu Lao, Suan Ni, Bi Xi, Bi Pi, Fu Xi, Chi Kiss!"

"You are so smart." Xu Da curled his lips.

"You know so much." Shen Yi also curled his lips.

Fat Wuyi thought they were sincerely praising him, so he puffed up his chest and clasped his fists and said, "Cheng Rang admits, this is very simple. I have known it since I was a child."

Xu Da and Shen Yi looked at each other and looked at each other.

As long as I take your sarcasm as a compliment, then your words are words of appreciation.

Xie Toad said: "This is indeed a statement of the Nine Sons of the Dragon, but there are other statements..."

"豑屃, Chiki, Pulao, Bifan, Taotie, Earthworm, Yaizi, Suanni, Jiaotu." Xu Xiaoda said.

Xie Toad nodded: "Yes, is there any other explanation?"

"Yes." Xu Da was also ready to show off his extensive knowledge.

As a result, Xie Toad didn't give him a chance to show off, and directly answered his words and said: "Yes, there are many related theories about the so-called Nine Sons of the Dragon. This nine does not refer to the real nine kinds of divine beasts, but is used to express many. So.

"The dragon has nine sons" does not mean that the dragon gave birth to nine sons, but generally refers to an imaginary number."

"There are many dragons, but there can be more than nine. The nature of dragons is extremely lustful. Therefore, if you have sex with an ox, you will have a lin; if you have sex with a hog, you will have an elephant; if you have sex with a horse, you will have a dragon and a horse..."

Xu Da couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Master Dao, what are you going to say?"

Xie Toad rolled his eyes and said: "Infinite Heavenly Lord, Mr. Xu, you are always so impatient. What do you want to say? I want to tell you that this mirage is also the son of the dragon!"

Everyone was stunned: "Real or fake?!"

Xu Da reacted, stretched out his hand and said: "Wait a minute, when a dragon crosses with an ox, it will produce a lin; when it crosses with a hog, it will produce an elephant; when it crosses with a horse, it will produce a dragon and a horse. What did the mirage cross with?"

Everyone looked at the shells on the boat together.

Shen San murmured: "A mirage is also a big clam, isn't it?"

He shook his head again: "No, no, no, how can I pay this?"

Xu Da said: "How is this impossible? Do you still remember what we saw when we ate mussels in the East China Sea and opened the shells of mussels?"

Everyone recalled it and were dumbfounded: "Is Long so cruel?"

Xu Xiaoda nodded and said: "Yes, there is another point, have you ever thought about it? Qingkou is the local name for that kind of shellfish. In fact, it also has another nickname, called Lady of the East China Sea!"

There were exclamations of surprise.

Xie Toad stroked his beard and said: "Infinite Heavenly Lord, it is not what you think, the mirage is not a dragon and a shell..."

No one listened to his words, and a few old people gathered together to give the dragon a thumbs up and praise him.

Xie Toad stamped his feet and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense. This mirage has nothing to do with clams. The reason why it is called a big clam in classical books is because the mirage is a remnant dragon and likes to hide in big clams. That's all!"

"Why is it a broken dragon again?" Wang Qilin asked curiously.

Xie Toad said: "The nine sons of the dragon are not like dragons. The mirage looks like a dragon. It has a dragon head, a dragon beard and a dragon body, but no dragon claws or dragon scales."

"This results in them not being good at fighting, but good at illusions, which is why mirages exist."

"The lack of dragon scales means they are not good at defense, so they like to hide in some big shellfish, so they are mistaken for big clams!"

He pointed to the sea and said: "If the old Taoist inference is correct, there is a mirage hiding in the eyes of the sea. It is cultivating by swallowing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth."

Dahuang Hammer asked in astonishment: "What about the people who stepped onto the rooftop and ascended to the heavenly realm? Didn't they enter the heavenly realm and become immortals?"

Xie Toad said: "They were swallowed by the mirage. After all, the mirage is a strange beast with dragon blood. The people swallowed by it have no life or death. They have become the minions of the mirage. This is the mirage's

origin!"

Upon hearing this, Fatty Wuyi became a little anxious and said: "Hey, we just ate sea sausage before. It turns out that sea sausage is transformed by humans!"

"It couldn't have been transformed from human intestines, right?" Mr. White Ape was also anxious.

"Oh my god, isn't that disgusting? Are we eating human intestines?"

"Master Xu eats the most, and he still sucks."

"No, Mr. Xu sipped it a few times and found that there was no smell of shit and stopped eating it. He thought it was tasteless and boring. He didn't eat much sea sausage, but Shen Yi ate a lot. I saw it and he even ate it secretly."

The topic was distorted again.

Xie Toad shook his head helplessly and sighed.

What a bunch of pig teammates.

He shouted: "The old Taoist is talking about sea intestines, sea intestines, sea intestines! Not sea intestines! Not sea intestines!"

After swallowing, he stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth, saying, "The sea intestines are delicious."

Wang Qilin waved his hand and said: "We won't talk about whether it tastes good or not. Let's talk about mirages first."

Shen Yi asked excitedly: "Are we going to catch this mirage?"

Wang Qilin said: "No, we are going to catch the murderer of the Yamen murder case."

Shen Yi was stunned: "Amitabha, why didn't we stay and deal with those Japanese pirates together just now? Is it still too late to go back and catch them now? What are we running back and forth for?"

Wang Qilin shook his head and smiled: "The murder in the Yamen was definitely not done by Japanese pirates."

He looked at the big yellow hammer as he said this.

People like Shen Yichen, Weiyue, etc., whose nerve reflexes are faster than their brains, immediately attacked the big yellow hammer without saying a word.

Seeing the two of them taking action, the others quickly showed off their magical powers to surround the big yellow hammer.

Dahuang Hammer was stunned and shouted: "Master Wang, are you kidding me? Do you mean to say that I killed the officials of Dinghai Dao Yamen?"
To be continued...