679. Get into trouble(1/2)
In any case, the twelfth lunar month is more busy and lively than other times.
On the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month, sacrifice to the Kitchen God.
Wang Qilin cooked candy himself.
Logically speaking, this candy was to stick to the mouth of the Kitchen God, so that he could not complain when he went to the Heavenly Court to report his work.
As a result, the sugar in their house was so sticky that it was hard to say whether it stuck to the Kitchen God's mouth. Anyway, it stuck to the black bean mouth.
Heidou brought several friends to eat candy together, in addition to his Tiezi, Lao Tengtou's grandson Xiao Suozhu, and also called Ma Ding and Liu Guangshou.
These two people are the woven dragon and phoenix chicks in their school. Wang Qilin remembered that when Sui Sui took Hei Dou to visit him last time, Hei Dou introduced them, saying that they both firmly controlled the last and second to last seats in their school.
Black beans control the third to last.
The three of them joined forces to monopolize the last three seats in the school.
A few children were running and jumping in the yard, looking at the candy juice with their fingers in front of the kitchen, and they could see the overview of the four people's grades in school:
The lock pillar is quiet and studious, and has great vision. After Xu Da, who was originally helping Wang Qilin to burn fire, he consciously went to pick up dry firewood to help Wang Qilin to burn fire.
Liu Guang's ass jumped up and down, and there was no honest time.
The diced meat lies from the window from beginning to end and stares at the pot of candy.
Wang Qilin was quite strange. He asked Heidou, "Zhugulidou, in the school, you have a bad relationship with other classmates except Shuzhu? Why did you take the initiative to invite these two classmates to come to your house for candy?"
Hei Dou ran away with a sneer.
Wang Qilin felt it was very strange, so he looked at the Lock Pillar.
Suo Zhu smiled quietly and said, "The schoolwork of Rodian and Liu Guangyang is the worst in the school. Brother Xiao Hei wants to make friends with them to prevent them from being attracted by others. Then, he will take leave and not take the exam every time the class takes the exam."
Wang Qilin understood that last time, because the meat and Liu Guangshou did not take the academic exam, the black beans won the last place.
Hei Dou learned a lesson from this - he did not work hard to improve his basic skills, but instead found a way to stabilize the last and second to last!
He is now deprived of learning from Black Beans.
It seems that their Wang family has no life as a scholar!
He couldn't help but wonder if there was a problem with the feng shui of the ancestral tomb. He even went to talk to Xie Hama in private. He wanted Xie Hama to change their ancestral tomb to a place where Wenquxing could be produced.
Xie Hama said that if there was such a place, he would have moved his ancestors over...
Heidou probably realized that bringing classmates to eat candy was a fool, because this matter was equivalent to reminding Wang Qilin to pay attention to his affairs in the school, and what was his biggest thing in the school?
Academic results!
So he performed very diligently at night.
He pinched the shoulders and legs of his grandparents, pinched the shoulders and legs of his uncles and mothers, and pinched the shoulders and legs of the uncles and uncles of Guanfengwei.
When he was sleeping, he went to pour foot washing water for his grandparents, his uncle and his mother's foot washing water, and his Guanfengwei ran out in tears when he poured foot washing water for Xu Da.
Then he picked up a book called "Tang Poetry Collection" and started to recite it hard.
On the 24th day of the twelfth lunar month, sweep the house.
They now live in Pingyang Mansion a large mansion bought by Miss Sui Sui.
Originally, Wu's family prepared a house for them, but Miss Sui Sui did not let them accept it. Instead, she bought a house and handed it over to Wang Liuwu's family to live in.
This house is large in size, with many houses and many places to be cleaned.
Guanfengwei has many people, and they are all very skilled, so cleaning a house is definitely easy.
But Wang Liuwu did not let them do it, saying that cleaning is a job they do, and officials and men cannot get rid of their hands.
Then Wang Qilin was recruited because he was Wang Liuwu's son at home, not the official...
Sui Sui's wife took the initiative to join the cleaning queue. She wrapped her gauze scarf and changed into coarse clothes to pose as a cook.
Wang Qilin looked affectionately and said that this was the most beautiful chef in the world.
Hei Dou must also have to work, and then he pulled Shuzhu, Diced Meat, Liu Guangxuan and others over to be small animals.
He looked at his friends like a fat penguin and showed a smug smile: "Do you think the candy from yesterday is so delicious? Do you think my Zhong Da Soy food is so easy to eat?"
On the 25th day of the twelfth lunar month, make tofu.
On the 26th day of the twelfth lunar month, cut the New Year’s meat.
Many things happened on this day. Xu Da and the others teased Hei Dou and wanted to cut the meat from the Haohao pig he raised to make New Year's meat.
Black Bean was so sad that he did not hesitate to apply pig shit on the body of Haohao Pig to indicate that "the pig is already smelly and not delicious."
After receiving Xu Da’s reply, “I like to eat stinky pork”, he led the Haohao pig and ran from morning to night.
He wanted to lose weight for Haohao pigs, because the lock pillar told him that people were afraid of being famous and pigs were afraid of being strong, and the rafters that stood out rot first, and the fat pigs were slaughtered first.
This was replaced by Wang Qiaoniang's beating.
She beat black beans not because black beans smeared pig shit on the pig and ran around on the pig, but because she was deceived by black beans.
In Wang Qiaoniang's eyes, this pig was raised for food. She put a lot of effort into this. She also went to a restaurant on the street to ask someone to swap water and feed the pigs, and then fed the pigs so well-
In a year, the good pig grew to 300 kilograms!
This is her credit.
As a result, by the end of the year, she was about to enjoy the fruits of her labor, and the black bean actually protected the pig and said that the pig could not be eaten.
"Why should you raise pigs if you can't eat them?" she said angrily.
Chen Yi was stunned after hearing this. He asked Xu Da: "Amitabha, Ertz, what can pigs do?"
Xu Da was also stunned and asked, "Why do you ask the uncle so perverted questions?"
He said with confidence: "Only you who are more perverted can answer such questions."
Xu Dayi was furious when he heard this, rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "Uncle is trying to spend the opportunity to use Shenjindou today, and I will beat you up!"
Chen Yi stuffed the hem of the cassock into the waist of his pants and held the wand with one hand and set off his posture: "Amitabha, let the horse come over, the monk will fuck you today!"
The yard was full of chaos, and Wang Qilin quickly went to fight one by one: "Okay, okay, Mr. Chen Yi, you two should be quiet, pigs are capable, Master Xu has a friend, and the gangsters in the world are called 'I've worked on pigs'..."
He went to take Hei Dou away again: "Okay, sister, don't scold him. This pig has raised feelings, so he definitely won't let us slaughter and eat meat."
Wang Qiaoniang said unhappily: "Where does this naughty child have so many feelings all day long? Does he understand feelings?"
Wang Qilin said: "This shows that our pig valley is worthy of love. Think about it, he has such feelings for a pig that has been raised for a year. Wouldn't he have a stronger relationship with your mother who has been raised for four or five years?"
After hearing this, Wang Qiaoniang couldn't help laughing.
Hei Dou is good at judging the situation and immediately shouted: "Dou loves his mother the first thing he loves! Dou should be filial to his mother in the future!"
The fat pig was not sure that he had circled around in front of the Hall of Yama. It squatted in the corner of the yard and hummed:
Ba Miao blocked it at a corner of the courtyard wall with Jiuliu. Ba Miao showed her claws and gestured under its crotch twice.
Wang Qilin hurried to save the pig again: "Ba Meow, what are you doing? Go there!"
After seeing this, Xu Da laughed: "Master Qi, do you still need to ask? It is going to kill the chicken to get eggs."
He said to his left and right again: "These eight cats are filial. They know what his father lacks, so they went to prepare for his father early!"
Fat May Day exclaimed: "This is absolutely filial piety, filial piety is like thunder!"
On the 27th day of the twelfth lunar month, I am clever in picking my head.
Madam Sui Sui used her hair shaving skills again and shaved Heidou's head.
Chen Yi looked at Hei Dou's bald head and was envious. He touched his head that had grown short hair and asked Sui Sui if Miss Sui could clean her head.
Mrs. Sui Sui asked what kind of head was called clean head, and said in a deep voice: "Amitabha, there is no 1,300 worries, and it is best that it will not grow in the future."
Madam Sui Sui suddenly realized: "Oh, I'll take off my hair for you."
Days pass by day, and New Year's Eve is coming soon.
It is a good time to kill the New Year pig and eat the pig slaughter rice again.
Hei Dou led his Haohao Pig to run early in the morning. He lost weight for Haohao Pig and also made him appetizer.
Wang Qilin felt that there were many people this year, and they were all big-bellied men, and there was not enough pig to eat, so he simply bought a cow to be slaughtered.
The cattle are controlled by the imperial court, but he is a silver general in the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Supervisory Bureau. Killing a cattle during the Chinese New Year is not a problem.
But in order to avoid being gossiped, he still bought an old beef. Anyway, the old beef can be stewed well.
As a result, the old ox was led to tears when he saw the butcher knife.
Tears fell down.
Ma Ming, holding the knife, put the knife down: "Oh, this cow will be plowed for the rest of his life, but in the end he will kill and eat meat. No, I can't use this knife. Shu Yu, come, you are cruel and ruthless."
Shu Yu is a good knives. The butcher's knife flew in his hand like a paper windmill in the wind. The sun shone on the tip of the knife, and the cold light flashed like snowflakes.
He looked at Lao Niu and slapped the butcher knife at once: "I don't do such a careless job, whoever loves to do it!"
The group looked at me and I looked at you, and in the end the old cow was left behind.
Wang Qilin shivered in the cold wind on New Year's Eve.
To be continued...