639. Strange things in the mountain village (please ask)(1/2)
The moon rises, and the mountains are shining silver.
Xu Da waved to Wang Qilin and said, "Master Qi, come here, uncle, give you some juice on your face."
Wang Qilin: "Get out!"
Xu Da persuaded: "Don't be afraid, don't be dirty..."
"If you fuck you, I'll let your face swollen two more rounds!"
Xu Da shut up.
Wang Qilin first applied the vaginal fluid on his face, and applied it very evenly.
The glutinous rice slurry is very sticky, it is milky white, and it looks white and miserable when applied to the face. It is really scary.
Xu Da applied the vaginal fluid to him again. After applying it twice, he suddenly said, "Master Qi, do we two seem to be decaling each other yellow?"
Wang Qilin took out a corpse talisman and pressed it on his mouth, blocking his mouth directly.
Xu Da took it off and put it on his forehead. Wang Qilin also put a piece on his forehead, then pulled out the white torn sheets that Chang Zhongbao prepared during the day, hung them on his body, and covered them with his head and feet.
Passing the penis, nailing talismans, and white bed sheets.
Southwest Death Three-piece Set.
Xu Da also had a set of the same configuration. He pulled Wang Qilin's sheet and looked at it, saying, "Well, Master Qi, your face is pale now. It's really like an old corpse waiting to enter the coffin."
Wang Qilin pulled the bed sheet and covered it again, and said impatiently: "Lying down quickly, deal with the weird things in the granary, and then let's check the ancient king's tomb. Old man Li is probably related to the ancient king's tomb."
Xu Da asked, "Why do you say that?"
Wang Qilin analyzed to him: "Think about it, what was Old Man Li's house built? Red bricks!"
"But there is no brick kiln in this 100,000 mountain that can burn bricks? And it is such a high-quality red brick. Isn't this a strange thing?"
"Think about it again, what are the tomb passages in the cemetery usually made of? Are they red bricks?"
"So you guess it's because Old Man Li knew the location of the ancient king's tomb, and then the ghost monster went to steal the bricks inside to build a house for himself?"
Xu Da said: "What is he doing this? There must be many burial objects in the tomb of the ancient king. That's really expensive. Why did he steal bricks instead of stealing burial objects? How could he buy a box and return a bead?"
Wang Qilin said: "You have to ask him yourself. I am not a roundworm in his belly. How can I know what he thinks?"
"Also, Mr. Xu, do you feel cold all over? Do you feel the wind?"
I don’t know if it’s a psychological effect. After applying the vaginal fluid and covering the white sheets, he quickly felt a chill all over his body, and he always felt the wind blowing around him.
Xu Da quickly pulled down the white sheet and shouted, "I'm done, is there a ghost?"
Wang Qilin said unhappily: "What are you talking about? How can you tell me? There is nothing outside!"
Xu Da asked, "How do you know there is nothing outside? You have a bed sheet on your head!"
Wang Qilin said, "I saw it. Just yes, Mr. Xu, please lie down quickly. We are fishing, don't expose yourself."
Xu Da had no choice but to pull up the white sheets to cover his whole body.
He asked in a muffled voice after a while: "Master Qi, this really feels wrong, I cover my head and feet together..."
"Your feet are so smelly, can you smell like it when you cover them with your mouth?" Wang Qilin also admired Xu Da, "Master Xu, you are so cruel. You keep smelling the odor of your feet. What's wrong, you're slightly drunk?"
Xu Da said impatiently: "Get out, uncle is serious. This feels wrong. You said we should cover ourselves from head to toe with the bed sheet. If something attacks us, we will have to be beaten passively."
Wang Qilin said, "I'm serious too. You can use a whole sheet to cover it from head to toe. Isn't it okay to just tear two holes on the sheet and stick them on your eyes? This will not affect your vision?"
Xu Da stopped talking.
He felt his IQ was suppressed.
The night became heavier and heavier, and there was still no sound in the food warehouse until midnight, as if everything was the same as last night.
But I don’t know if it was because of the vaginal fluid, but he always felt a stream of cold wind circling around his body.
When he was blown by the cold wind, he was not sleepy at all and was highly focused.
When he became focused, his feelings became more and more acute. The small and soft air flow blew along the sheets and was still feeling clearly.
There is yin energy!
Wang Qilin whispered: "Master Xu, Master Xu, call Master Xu."
"Master Xu is not dead, say!"
"Be careful, there should be a ghost in the granary."
"There must be a ghost, the uncle has released the sling."
Wang Qilin looked up and looked around, and soon saw a person hanging in the darkness in a corner of the room...
Since he raised his head, Wang Qilin looked out the window through the hole in the bed sheet, and then he found that although there was a moon tonight, it was a moon-
At this time, there was only one moon in the sky, not a single star, and the surroundings were misty and could not see clearly, as if there was a layer of hair.
After discovering that it was Mao Yueliang's weather, Wang Qilin became serious. Xie Haoma once told him that evil spirits and monsters were the most rampant when Mao Yueliang appeared, because at this time, the gods and Buddhas in the sky were not open their eyes and might have gone to bed at the same time, and there was not even a god on duty.
But at this time he felt a little peeing: the dishes in the mountains are a bit salty, and he ate more water and drank more.
So he asked Xu Da: "Master Xu, do you want to go to the bathroom?"
Xu Da immediately understood what he meant and smiled and said, "Seventh Master, what's wrong with you? Are you a lazy donkey? Do you still have the habit of peeing at night? Is it because of kidney deficiency? If you had known that the uncle would have hanged your entire urinary pot on your waist."
Wang Qilin said angrily: "Who told you that I want to pee? Don't I care about you?"
Xu Da said lazily: "You don't need to care."
After his words fell, Wang Qilin stopped talking.
But soon, a whistle sounded: "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Xu Dada cursed: "Master Qi, you are so despicable!"
The whistle was even louder.
Xu Da said: "Okay, okay, if you want to pee, just pee. You have to get the consent of this matter?"
Wang Qilin didn't say anything, but he just whistled unremittingly.
Soon Xu Da compromised: "Okay, Mr. Qi, it was wrong just now. Mr. Lao shouldn't have amused you, but we have something important tonight. We are pretending to be dead now. Can you hold back your urine and not make a sound?"
Wang Qilin said dissatisfiedly: "How can this be done? As the saying goes, people have three urgent needs, the first priority for peeing. The ancients also said that living people cannot be suffocated to death by being soaked. If a demon or monster arrives later, I will still have to fight with it. I don't want a bloody battle to turn into a urinary battle!"
"Anyway, let's go pee together, hurry up, I can't hold it anymore. I'll tell you, if I can't hold it, you can't blame me if I can't hold it anymore."
"Master Qi, why are you so disgusting now?" Xu cursed and negotiated with him angrily: "How about that, Master Qi, turn around and pee on the ground. There is another saying, what you urinate is a boy's urine, which is to ward off evil spirits."
When Wang Qilin heard him say this, he was dissatisfied and said, "Since there is such a benefit for boy peeing, can I pee on you? From now on, you will be a personal evil-repelling magic weapon, and you can call yourself the evil-repelling sword guide."
Seeing that Xu Da was too lazy to get up and go out to pee at night, he had to throw down the sheets and go out by himself.
In fact, Xu Da can't go out if he doesn't follow him. People who have no Taoist practices can't walk around without any penis. Once they are met by ghosts, they will be in trouble.
Ghosts will think that this is a new ghost, and they will find ways to bully and bully.
After urinating, he shivered for a few seconds and quickly returned to the room.
The hazy moonlight drowsyly penetrates the windows, and there are two beds in the room, each with a white sheet on it.
There is a person under each sheet!
The sheets he threw on the wooden bed were supported!
Wang Qilin subconsciously called out a sword, and the door-opening sword appeared on his wooden bed under the control of the golden-winged bird.
The sword energy brought cold wind, and the bed sheets were blown away and exposed a big red dress.
Wang Qilin immediately recognized that this was Yu Shanshan's clothes, and lowered his voice and shouted: "Master Xu, what the hell are you doing?"
Xu Da pulled open the sheet unhappily and said, "The uncle is not going to do anything. The uncle just asked the Yushanshan girl to come out to give her courage. You go out to let the water go out by yourself. What if a demon evil spirit comes in and attacks the uncle at this time?"
Wang Qilin pulled open the sheet and drove Yu Shanshan away, and said unhappily: "Then I just asked you to go out with you to pee, don't you?"
Xu Dali said with confidence: "The uncle is not able to hold it in, so why are you going out to pee? What are you doing this back and forth?"
Wang Qilin lay down and covered the bed sheet.
Another hour passed, the night was already deep, but the granary was still quiet.
Wang Qilin was a little helpless.
What the hell does this mean?
He was annoyed, and Xu Da was also a little restless. At this time, a sound of footsteps came into his ears.
Hearing the sound, he hurriedly held Xu Da down and whispered: "It's time for you!"
The footsteps came to the door of the granary, and an emergency knock on the door sounded: "Tu tuk, tuk tuk!"
Wang Qilin wondered whether this demon and ghost that harmed the granary was so polite that he would knock on the door before coming in?
After thinking about it, he felt that the footsteps seemed very familiar - Chang Zhong Bao?
Chang Zhongbao's voice then rang: "Two sirs, are you okay?"
Wang Qilin got up and opened the door. Chang Zhongbao's face suddenly turned like earth. He took several steps back and almost tripped himself!
To be continued...