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626. Gift (remember to vote for some of you, thank you)(2/2)

The tender branches surround the bun, the leaves grow into green small leaves, and buds appear again, and the pink buds bloom, and a small flower he had never seen before appeared on his black hair.

Heidou asked nervously: "Uncle, why has my uncle turned green on his head?"

Hearing this, Miss Sui Sui fell into deep thought.

Wang Qilin glanced at Heidou and said, "Dou, uncle has brought you a gift, do you want to thank you?"

Hei Dou shook his head and said frankly: "Uncle, you will definitely not bring good gifts to Dou! You will toss Dou and then smile happily, right? So you brought Dou a book?"

Wang Qilin took a deep breath: "You little boy, as long as you don't study, you are so smart."

"How tight?" asked swallowingly.

Wang Qilin shook his hand and punched him angrily: "Don't talk bad!"

He swallowed and said aggrievedly: "Master Qi, I learned this from you!"

"When did I say it? Don't slander people!" Wang Qilin glared at him.

Swallowed, "At that time, we were in Chang'an City, and we saw Ah Huang Biao's subordinates selling barbecue kebabs. Then his subordinates said that their barbecue was delicious, so you asked him how much..."

"Ahem," Wang Qilin interrupted his words with a hurry coughing, "You remember wrongly. This is what Master Xu said, it must be what he said. Only Master Xu is so sexy."

Xu Da was going to be angry.

Wang Qilin quickly said, "But although Mr. Xu is sexy, he is a kind person. He never acts sexy in front of his children. So you can't just learn from his kind person, you have to learn from his kind person."

"Anyway," he turned around and said to Heidou, "My uncle didn't bring you a book, but brought you something delicious."

Surprise comes too quickly and it's like a tornado!

Heidou grabbed Wang Qilin's hand and shook it hard: "Uncle, you are really my good uncle. Dou will never shave his head in the first month of this life, and he must let his uncle live with Tianqi!"

Wang Qilin laughed loudly, and he pinched the little boy's chubby cheeks and said, "Okay, my uncle doesn't love you in vain. Look, what delicious food did my uncle bring you?"

He opened his hand and took out the Three Corpse Brain Divine Pill.

In order to avoid being eaten by the Creation Furnace, he did not put the wooden hairpin and elixir in his arms, but kept it in his hands.

Seeing the pill, Hei Dou was disappointed: "Ah? Uncle, what are you bringing? At least you bring a chicken leg for Dou!"

Xie Mao knew the goods, and he smiled in surprise and said, "Wuliang Tianzun, Master Qi, you have actually found the Three Corpses Awakening Divine Pill."

He said to Heidou again: "You kid don't know how to be blessed. You can use this treasure to find someone who knows what you know, and you can exchange it for chicken legs that you can't finish in your life!"

Heidou said happily: "Uncle, let's go and change the chicken legs?"

Wang Qilin couldn't bear it anymore, so he squeezed open his mouth and stuffed the pill in it.

Hei Dou rolled his eyes when he was stuck, and Ba Miao jumped up and kicked him in the chest: Let's go down to Mr. Miao, little baby!

Hei Dou breathed hard and swallowed the pill in one go.

He wiped his mouth and said unhappily: "It's not delicious at all. Uncle, please bring chicken legs to the bean next time."

Wang Qilin sighed, and he twisted the fat cheeks of the black bean intimately and said, "If you were not my nephew, I would have beaten you all the shit!"

Heidou thought for a while and asked, "Uncle, please wait until I eat too much meat in the future and then beat me?"

Wang Qilin couldn't understand his brain circuit and asked, "Why?"

Heidou explained to him: "If you eat too much meat, you won't be able to pull out the poop. Then you can beat it out for Dou!"

The Qingfu and the others also obtained magic weapons and pills, and they gathered together happily to show each other.

They were afraid of death like swallowing their mouths, so they chose almost all defense-based weapons, and they were all like the mighty generals about to go out after putting on them.

Fat May Day was exceptional, and he said proudly: "You are really fools. Have you ever heard a word? The best defense is offense! Look at what did I find?"

He picked it up and showed off to the surroundings, holding a piece of skin in his hand, with an evil god with a powerful, fierce and domineering look on it.

The god's face was pitch black and his body was indigo. He wore a five-skeleton crown, and there was no hair on his head but an orange-red flame. His eyes were angrily open, and flames also emerged from his eyes.

Furthermore, he had half a month on his hair, his big mouth was like a basin, revealing two tiger teeth. His earrings were made of beasts, the earrings on his right were lions, and the earrings on his left were snakes. He hung two strings of human bone rosary beads on his neck, one was dry bones and the other was wet bones.

He was wearing human skin on the upper body, tiger skin on the lower body, and a scalp hung on his waist. He held a short stick in his right hand, a Vajra at both ends, and a blood-filled human skull bowl in his left hand, which was extremely evil!

After seeing this, Wuwu smiled and said, "Ah, I have seen this magical picture, it is with my treasure box!"

Wang Qilin said in surprise: "Big Troll, isn't this also a great god of Tantric Buddhism, right?"

Chen Yi was also shocked: "Amitabha, what are your eyes, Master Qi?"

"Isn't it?" Wang Qilin smiled awkwardly.

Chen Yi shouted, "Are you blind? Are you deaf? The witch has already said that this magic picture is with her Mahagali Black Death Treasure Box, so they are obviously a god!"

"All of them are lucky girls!"

When Wang Qilin heard this, he couldn't help but rub his eyes: "Do you say they are the same great gods?"

Chen Yi said, "Of course, can't you see it? The auspicious heavenly woman has eight Dharma appearances, namely the peaceful appearance, the compassionate heart appearance, the thousand-spoke wheel appearance, the slender appearance, the golden appearance, the lion appearance, the wrathful appearance, and the great battle appearance."

"The front of the treasure box is the angered look of the auspicious goddess, the back of it is the kindness, and the picture of the great battle is the picture of the exorcist! "

"The goddess is kind and willing to save the world, and she is angry and releases plague and kills all living beings. She is a great battle to fight against the heaven and earth!"

"Look at the scalp book hanging on her waist, which records the information about her opponent. Whoever has the name on it will be skinned!"

When everyone heard this, they gave a thumbs up: The Buddhist gods are really domineering!

Fat May Day said excitedly: "I knew this was a good baby. Hehe, I want to carry her on my back, just like Ma Ye carrying a horse-headed king. This magical picture is absolutely powerful. As long as I can carry this auspicious goddess to fight, I guess I will have the power to fight against the monk!"

"The Emperor Wuliang Tianzun, this is true, it is indeed powerful to fight." Xie Hata said slowly.

Fatty May Day was so happy, but Xie Haoma continued: "But Little Ma can carry the horse's head on the back and be safe and sound because he was sitting upright, and he was worthy of the sky and not ashamed of the earth for his whole life, and even more worthy of his conscience!"

"Another person is to carry the horse-headed King, and the horse-headed King will be able to save him and see the Buddha that day!"

"So, do you understand what Master Dao means?"

Fat May Day asked foolishly: "Master Dao, do you mean that you need special conditions to carry this magic picture?"

Xie Haoma nodded with a smile.

"What conditions?" Fat May Day asked expectantly.

Xie Hatao said, "Tanishism is part of Mahayana Buddhism. If you want to bear the righteous gods of Tantric Buddhism, you must follow at least five principles: one is not to kill, two is not to steal, three is not to commit adultery, four is not to lie, and five is not to drink alcohol!"

Fat May Day suddenly looked like a slut: "What's the fun of living like this?"
Chapter completed!
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