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606. Fishing Jiulidong(1/2)

Wang Qilin lit the wick that Qianmutian stared at him. The wick was pitch black in color. It looked carefully and was made up of black threads as thin as hair twisted together.

In fact, they are black hair.

Xie Hama said that this is made of the hair on the back of the head of a person who died suddenly, because usually, there is no sunlight behind the head, which is also called yin hair, which is the place with the heaviest yin energy in the whole body.

Hearing his introduction, Spit asked curiously: "Is the hair with the heaviest yin energy on a person's body the hair behind the head? Then I have been misunderstanding."

Xu Da laughed and said, "The uncle also misunderstood. The uncle thought that the bird's hair was the most squint."

"You misunderstood," Wang Qilin laughed at him, "You bird walker, you have a crow, why is it a crow? You are not tanned by the sun, how can you be perineal?"

Swallowed and confused as they listened to the words of the two of them, and asked, "What are you talking about? Shouldn't the most vaginal hair be nose hair? The nose hair is sunny all year round!"

Xu Da and Wang Qilin looked at each other and were silent at the same time.

Everyone looked at them with weird eyes together.

Wang Qilin said to Xu Da: "Master Xu, what do you say?"

Xu Da said: "Well, cough, many people think that Confucius, our Confucian ancestor, said in the "Book of Filial Piety: The Beginning of the Mingyi Chapter" that 'The body and hair are not dared to destroy it. It is the beginning of filial piety', and then interpreted it as 'The hair and flesh on our bodies are given by our parents and cannot be easily damaged or destroyed. This is the most basic filial piety'. In fact, this is a wrong interpretation."

"Confucius said this to people that our bodies are given by our parents, and we must take care of our bodies, including hair and skin, and we must not harm them at will."

"He is warning the people not to harm themselves, not to abuse themselves, not to tattoo or stimulate activities, and live a good life..."

"Amitabha, we all know this. What are you talking about?" Chen Yi asked in wonder.

Xu Da smiled and said, "No, right? You don't have the culture, can you know this?"

Chen Yi sneered, "Amitabha, you really look at people who are looking down on me! Where did the monk's hair go? Isn't it shaved off by the master? The master explained this to the monk. Before the Chinese New Year last year, Qi Ye and Hei Dou were shaved!"

Hei Dou said proudly: "I was still shaved."

He touched his braid, and there was still light around him.

Wang Qilin smiled and said, "Oh, you are so educated. So this sentence is interpreted like this, I have never known it."

"Master Qi, don't even know this?" Fat Wuyi looked disappointed, "I know too."

"If you think about it, the reason is very simple. Confucius has been committed to promoting the progress of your human civilization and letting the people be civilized. If you cannot shave your hair and beards, what should the people do when they eat and work? They all wear big beards and drag their big braids?"

Wang Qilin nodded admiringly: "Fatty boy, you know so much."

At least I fooled the topic!

As a result, Xu Da secretly said to him: "Master Qi, you must be far away from you in the future. The old saying goes, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to you are sexy. Look, the uncle was originally very good and a simple young man, but you were led to the wrong way by you."

Wang Qilin was so angry that he was pissed off by his backlash: "Master Xu, you are so shameless. OK, you are so simple, I am so bad and slutty, why didn't you bring me to the right level? It's not because you are a slut!"

Xu Da thought about it for a while and retorted: "You know nothing. The old saying goes, it's easy to go from pure to sexy, and it's difficult to go from sexy to pure! Since ancient times, it's the easiest to go from simple to sexy. After becoming sexy, it's very difficult to become simple again - in short, it's all your fault."

If it weren't for the deep relationship between the two, Wang Qilin would have wanted to beat him to death!

He finally turned his head helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, you really can. As long as you don't talk about serious matters, you are an old sow with a bra, one set after another."

Qianmutian stared gradually ascended, and his eyelids spread out under the airflow, revealing black eyes, emitting green light.

Xie Haoma introduced: "This lamp is really evil. Do you know what oil it uses to burn it?"

"Human oil!" Everyone can guess this.

Xie Haoma whispered: "It's not an ordinary person-forget it, you can't listen to these extremely evil things."

Wang Qilin looked up.

Qianmutian stared so hard. There was something hidden inside this thing that didn't know whether it was a resentful ghost or a wronged soul. The sunlight in the broad daylight was fierce, but it could drill out and emerge from the lantern, with a hideous face and twisted body and drill out.

But I can't get it out no matter what.

So its mouth widened and made a silent howl.

Or just to them it sounds silent, there are other ways to hear the sound.

Yangshan is an ordinary person. Not only can he hear the sound or see the resentful ghost trapped in the lantern and struggling in pain.

He said with a gloomy face: "Sir, wait patiently. Only when the lantern flies up will someone come to Jiulidong. I guess the cottage they are in is far away from us, and it will take at least midnight to arrive."

Wang Qilin asked, "The last time they came to your village, did they take Jiang Jifu's wife away?"

When Yang Shan mentioned this topic, he was immediately depressed. He obviously recalled a terrifying past. When he mentioned Jiulidong, he suddenly disappeared, and only fear was left.

Xu Da sneered: "I really don't have any seeds. Your family has asked people to peel off the skin and bones. Now you still feel hesitant when dealing with them?"

Yang Shan argued: "Caomin is not hesitation. Caomin is different from all adults..."

"Your blood relatives were not only peeled and sucked, but also roasted away human oil, especially women. Their corpses were humiliated that you would never want to know!" Xie Haoma said lightly.

Yang Shan could imagine the humiliation that a woman was subjected to, and his eyes immediately turned into red-eyed bubbles: "They came four people, carrying a vine as big as a fist, but the ball gradually became larger after being put into the water."

"Then they stuffed Jiang Jifu's wife in and put it on the fire and roasted it. That was so scary! Jiang Jifu was scared and fainted. Caomin wanted to plead for her, but..."

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He gritted his teeth and told the truth: "You all laughed at me, and Caomin was shocked and fainted later. So what happened in the end? Caomin didn't know, but only knew that after waking up, they left, leaving this new sky lantern and a pile of ashes!"

"Caomin and Jiang Jifu cleaned up the ashes, and then found a gold tooth and a gold ring from it. They were all things from Jiang's family, so we know that this ashes are the ashes of Jiang's family!"

After hearing this, Wang Qilin and others understood that Xie Hama said nothing before. Jiulidong was collecting resentful souls. They made a yin weapon with the Fire Cow Vines, and then cruelly made the Thousand Yin Locks.

Xie Hata explained to them the Qianyin Lock again, saying that this thing is a very powerful magic weapon, similar to the ancient legendary Zhuxian Formation. It is a Qianyin Formation. After trapping people in it, it can make people unrecognizable, change their temperaments, and then be locked in it, and sink forever!

But he didn't know exactly how the formation was arranged. He just heard of this kind of thing back then and he had not experienced it personally.

Xie Hata sighed: "We can only hope that they have not refined the Thousand Yin Locks, otherwise it will be in trouble."

"Is it scary?" Wang Qilin asked.

Xie Hama said cautiously: "Wuliang Tianzun, the old Taoist, has only heard of the rumors about Qianyin Suo twice, and these two times have been broken!"

The group laughed and it turned out that this group was trash!

"Two people broke the formation, one was named Zen Master Sun. He once encountered Qianyin Lock in the Western Regions, and broke the formation with his own strength, and became famous in the Western Regions." Xie Hama continued.

"There is another relationship with Chen Yi, which is Elder Wufeng! At that time, Elder Wufeng had cultivated into the golden body of the Arhat. He was originally going to look for it - to find a senior brother in my Taoism to discuss the Tao, but he encountered someone raging the shore of the East China Sea with Thousand Yin Locks."

"Elder Wufeng was furious and entered the formation with the golden body without breaking. Although he broke the formation, his golden body was broken and he had to return to the mountain gate to recuperate."

Listening to his words, Chen Yi's proud bald hair shone. Unfortunately, he had no tail, otherwise he would have to wag his tail:

"Did you hear it? Amitabha, Master Squirting Monk is so powerful - wait, when did you talk about the matter? Wait, was it the matter of the year before? Master Squirting Monk became a golden arhat in the autumn of the previous year!"

Xie Hata glanced at him and said, "Wuliang Tianzun, you know what a fool! He recasted the golden body. In fact, when you were still wearing open-crotch pants, he cultivated the golden body of the Arhat!"

"But he failed to become famous after he cultivated the golden body. He was about to go to our Taoist sect to show off his power, but he encountered the Qianyin Lock Formation halfway through, and his golden body was broken, so he had to run back to the mountain gate to recast the golden body!"

Chen Yi suddenly touched his bald head: "Amitabha, it turns out that this is the case. No wonder the monk sometimes asked the old monk what he was doing. The monk said he was slitting and repairing the bedding at that time. The monk thought he had taken the job of washing clothes and slitting the bedding at the foot of the mountain!"

"You are such a fool, you really don't understand the world at all," Xu Da laughed at him. "Your master is such awesome person. Can he do the job of washing clothes and quilting?"

Chen Yi said contemptuously: "You are just a troll. You really don't understand my master at all. Do you think he has never done these jobs? In those years, we had no money to beg for alms and could not beg for alms. My master did all the work. He even took the squirting monk to sell his skills and played with big breasts and big stones!"

"You can also play a job like a big stone on your chest that has no technical content? Anyone else watch it?" Bai Yuangong despised them, "Master Ape, I was rampant in the world back then, and I played the trick of swallowing swords!"

Chen Yi looked at him contemptuously and said, "You know what the hell is! The monk used his head to smash big stones!"

"That's called a big stone in the chest?" asked swallowingly.

"It's a big breast, big stone," Chen Yi said sadly: "When I was walking in the world, I had a stage name called Big Breast."

Everyone who was originally immersed in fear of Qianyin Suo couldn't help laughing when they heard this.

Wuwu smiled enviously.

Wang Qilin was puzzled: "How could your master give you such a stage name?"

Chen Yi sighed and said, "It is useless for us to perform the performance of the big stones on our body with other names. Amitabha's grandmother later changed to the name of the big breasts and big stones, and it was suddenly overcrowded!"

Wang Qilin said: "Then aren't you title party? Isn't this a fraud in consumers?"

A group of people were confused.

Wang Qilin explained: "You are just lying to others..."

"That's a lie?" Chen Yi argued, "It's a big breast that's called "a big breast" and it's also a big stone that's broken!"

Wang Qilin said: "But those who watch your performance will not listen to your explanation..."

"They can't beat us master and apprentice." Chen Yi smiled.

"They can't give no money!"

"What? My master has built a large tent outside the border to perform inside. He has to pay for a ticket to enter!"

Wang Qilin was convinced: "Elder Wufeng is really good at making up his life!"

The next thing they have to do is wait.

The village began to prepare for war.

Lianshan Cave is not as powerful as Jiuli Cave and Dahei Cave, but it is a big village with thousands of families after all.

For mountain villages, this is already a super big village, and this is also the reason why they can stand and have not been robbed yet.

People in the mountains are fierce, thousands of families have thousands of soldiers, men are hunters and soldiers.
To be continued...
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