599. Lianshantong (please ask again)(2/2)
Xie Haoma smiled when he stroked his beard and said, "The grandson's head is not very good, but he is a Buddhist after all, and he has practiced his words when discussing the truth with him on weekdays.
Chen Yi sang again: "Amitabha Buddha, the monk actually quit vegetarian food, and he likes to eat meat on weekdays."
The stupid man smiled and said, "So much me."
Wang Qilin couldn't bear to listen and quickly waved his hand.
Ma Ming dragged him away: "Chen Yi, be quiet, or I will take off my clothes and fuck you."
After hearing this, Yang Shan and the middle-aged man couldn't calm down and smiled bitterly: "It turns out that the master not only does not quit drinking or meat, but also does not quit sex!"
Chen Yi turned around and explained: "No, no, you misunderstood this..."
Some stupid middle-aged man walked over and patted his back, giving him a smile.
The eyes were strange, just like when a male wolf was storming in the mountains suddenly saw a female wolf...
Wang Qilin smiled bitterly and said, "You have indeed misunderstood. Forget it, let's get to the point. What's wrong with you in your village?"
Yang Shan laughed and greeted, "Sir, go and take a break first, you're very tired all the way?"
Dozens of green ducks were like dozens of horses, which shocked Yangshan again: "The adults really love the people as much as their children. They were so anxious when they learned that the people were suffering. Did they come all the way to change horses?"
Wang Qilin nodded solemnly.
Xu Da began to show off: "If you don't make decisions for the people, it's better to go home to raise pigs!"
Hei Dou was excited and he became excited when he mentioned this topic.
Originally, the Qingfu and others wanted to transform into humans, but since Wang Qilin nodded and Xu Dadu said so, how could they have the nerve to transform into humans? Let's pretend to be a horse first.
Sui Sui's wife was very careful and said to the middle-aged man behind Yang Shan: "These are not horses, but spiritual beasts from our resignation schools. You go and prepare herbal tea for them, and they also like to eat meat."
The middle-aged man was stunned.
So many tall horses want to drink herbal tea and eat meat? Is this the officials of the Tendering School or is it a bandit who came to squeeze them out?
The Qingfu people are very happy. They are now following the leader of the Sui Sui Madam!
Because they have seen the power of Sui Sui Madam, they are not like being pulled into the sky and then let go...
The people of Lianshandong are quite rich, and there are few thatched wooden houses in their houses, most of which are stone houses and bamboo houses. For example, Yangshan and middle-aged Jiang Jifu have wooden houses at home, one with three floors and two floors. This is more domineering to the people in the mountains.
They were large in number and were taken to their homes in Yangshan.
Soon herbal tea was delivered, followed by fruit snacks such as chestnuts, watermelons, melons, lychees, wild bananas.
The chestnuts in the mountains were boiled in brown sugar water, sticky and glutinous, and the group kept nodding when they ate them.
Seeing that they were having fun, Yang Shan was also happy, and he was smiling while smoking his pipes, unable to stop.
Wang Qilin asked him about the details of the weird things in the village, and he said vaguely: "Don't worry, don't worry, the adults will take a rest first."
Seeing this, Wang Qilin raised his eyebrows.
Something is wrong!
Ordinary people are haunted and encountering Tingtianjian coming to handle the case. They are still in a hurry and feel like they are in a hurry? How can Yangshan push back and forth?
The sun sets fast in the mountains and the night is coming soon.
Yang Shan stood up and greeted, "You guys have been traveling for a day, so you must be hungry. The village has prepared a small wine. Why don't we go and have a night drink?"
The foolish man immediately asked expectantly: "Do you want to eat the cucumber? Uncle, are there any pork elbows tonight?"
Yang Shan glanced at him and said, "No, go there."
The stupid man was a little unwilling to accept it and asked, "Is it because it's not a seat tonight?"
"yes!"
"Then you told me that you will get pork elbows when eating mats."
Yang Shan said helplessly: "Only the red and white mats can be found in pork elbows. You have to prepare this in advance, it's too late tonight!"
Wang Qilin didn't say anything, but just stared at him with interest.
Chen Yi noticed his expression and thought about it for a while, then suddenly realized it.
He thought he understood what Wang Qilin said about this expression, so he coughed and went to speak for him: "Amitabha, it is said that people in the mountains are hospitable. You see so many of us come from afar, but you only prepare a small wine. Is this appropriate?"
These words made Yang Shan confused.
Wang Qilin could no longer pretend to be profound. He grabbed a lychee and bounced it into Chen Yi's mouth and glared at him, and then made a straightforward move:
"Captain Yang, there are some weird things in your village, right? You can't solve them yourself, right?"
Yang Shan smiled awkwardly and said, "Yes, yes."
Wang Qilin slapped the table suddenly, his face gloomy: "Oh no!"
"I think you clearly don't want to solve it, not that you can't solve it!"
"I came here to solve the strange things for you, why did you push me and get back?"
"Say!" Xu Da cooperated and shouted loudly, "If you can't say anything, I will punish you for the crime of cooperating with evil spirits!"
Yang Shan waved his hand quickly: "I dare not, please spare my life, the grass people are just a mountain..."
The middle-aged man who looked a little silly next to him suddenly said, "Sir, how did you know?"
What he said to Xu Da, and Xu Da was confused by him: "What do you know?"
The silly middle-aged man said, "Fuck the evil spirit!"
Wang Qilin immediately stood up, and a crisp sound of the demon sword, revealing half of the blade: "What does it mean?"
Yang Shan and others all knelt down and trembled all over!
The silly middle-aged man was not afraid. He held the table with both hands and shook his waist and hips back and forth, and said, "Fuck the gods, didn't that lord just now? He said we were fucking the gods."
The atmosphere at the scene was a little solemn for a moment.
Wang Qilin looked at his face carefully and asked Yang Shan: "What lies he said? No, what is my official meant? What stupid words were he saying?"
Yang Shan wiped his sweat wildly: "Yes, yes, he is just talking stupid things. Sir, please forgive me, don't be as good as him!"
The stupid man said unhappily: "Uncle, why am I stupid? I have slept with red combs. You said red combs are ghosts, and you have slept with her..."
"Shut up!" the strong middle-aged man couldn't help but shout.
The stupid man said, "Brother Liang, you have slept with her too..."
The middle-aged man was about to roar in anger. Wang Qilin shook his wrist and the demon sword appeared in front of him.
The tip of the knife was inserted into the ground, and the sharp blade stood in front of him, reflecting his face.
There were scarlet rust marks on the demon sword, and the rust marks twisted, wrapping around his reflection like an iron chain.
The middle-aged man was so scared that he kowtowed quickly.
Wang Qilin smiled at the stupid man and said, "Brother, what's your name?"
The stupid man said, "My name is Yang Xiao, Xiaoyao and Xiaozai Xiao. My parents gave me this name just to hope that I will be free and free forever. As a result, they are too stupid and forget what kind of people will be free and free forever forever!"
"What kind of person?" Xu Da asked subconsciously.
Yang Xiao said, "There is no one who has any wife to care about!"
He looked at Xu Da pitifully: "You must have no wife, otherwise you don't have to ask me and you will know the answer yourself."
Eight cat nodded wildly.
Like, brother, who said you are stupid? You are so smart!
Xu Da was a little embarrassed: "Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle has many confidants! Some can write poetry, some can play chess, some can play flutes, and those who play flutes are very good!"
Yang Xiao asked him: "Then do you have a wife?"
Xu Dagu said to him: "What does your wife mean? As the saying goes, a heroic tomb in the land of gentleness! There could have been many heroes in the world, but unfortunately they all married their wives early and became bears! So don't marry a wife, women will only make you lose your energy..."
Yang Xiao continued to ask him: "Do you have a wife?"
"He didn't." Wang Qilin mercilessly revealed his shortcomings.
Yang Xiao looked at Xu Da with contempt and said happily: "I have it!"
Hearing this, several people kneeling on the ground and winked at him wildly, but his head was indeed abnormal and he couldn't understand their behavior at all.
Wang Qilin asked with interest: "What about your wife?"
Yang Xiao asked, "You don't have a wife, either?"
Wang Qilin waved his hand and said, "No, I have a wife."
"Then why do you care so much about my wife?" Yang Xiao said unhappily.
Miss Sui Sui was also very unhappy.
Wang Qilin was helpless, and he waved his hand and said, "Okay, no one cares about your wife. Tell me what happened in your village?"
Yang Xiao said, "Sir, aren't you surprised? My parents died early, I have a bad mind, there are few women in the mountains, where can I find my wife?"
Wang Qilin was shocked when he heard this: This is enough to say, skr, skr.
Chapter completed!