517. Peach Blossom Tribulation (please ask)(1/3)
The wine pot and side dishes were served.
The side dishes are very particular, with a refreshing green side dishes called cold-mixed wormwood, which is very clear.
There are also peppers, soybeans, pickled red cabbage moss, chicken with sesame sauce, pearl meatballs, abalone sauce cowpea ruyi rolls, etc. Each one is exquisite and cute, with a complete color, fragrance and taste.
Whenever Wang Qilin sees delicious food, he will think of Sui Sui.
My wife is very good at cooking.
Finally, I served a side dish, which was the root node as thick as a finger.
Wang Qilin was shocked when he saw it: "Such a small lotus root is eaten? How can they be eaten so cute?"
The maid who served the food smiled and said, "Report to the uncle, this is called lotus belt, also called chicken head tube, it is very delicate and it is the characteristic of my Jingchu land."
Xu Da asked with a smile: "Little girl, what chicken head is the chicken head you are talking about?"
The maid smiled shyly and whispered: "The uncle is joking."
Xu Dadao: "No, the uncle is very serious. The uncle is a scholar and is the most studious person. Tell me, this chicken head..."
Wang Qilin slapped him on the back of the head: "Do you want to be a hooligan, do you? The girl is a serious person."
Xu Da said embarrassedly: "Seventh Master, look at your words, and the old man knows that she is a serious girl, so he just made a few jokes, otherwise the old man would have touched her long ago."
The maid whispered: "It's okay for the uncle to get started, but he has to pay."
Wang Qilin was as stupid as a goose.
When Xu Da heard this, he suddenly lost interest. He waved his hand and said, "You are just joking with you. Look at you, a scholar and a great scholar, how can you really do something wrong outside?"
"Tell you the truth. The uncle came to your Manchun Garden to train your weaknesses. The uncle must stay calm!"
Speaking of this, he asked the maid: "Would you like to go to the uncle's arms and let the uncle exercise?"
The maid smiled shyly and said, "Will the old man give the money?"
Xu Da waved her to leave, and he said to Wang Qilin: "A small place is a small place. This Manchun Garden looks well-decorated, and the staffing quality is completely unsatisfactory, and he talks about money at all."
He couldn't help but shake his head: "How much money can hurt your feelings?"
Wang Qilin curled his lips and said, "Why are they here to make money when they come to brothels to make money? Is it to solve the demands of the working people for women?"
He drank a bite of wine and grabbed another chicken head tube: "Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack
In this way, he smacked his lips and smiled: "It's so tender, so much water."
After a while, someone pushed open the curtain and walked in. Wang Qilin looked at them and saw that the people were wearing white robes, jade sachets on their waists, and black light cloth boots on their feet. They were all literati and priests.
These people looked at it and walked over. Someone held the fan and bowed to Wang Qilin and said, "I'm invited this young master, are you here for the smiley girl?"
Wang Qilin replied, "No."
The man asked kindly, "Since you are not here for the smiley girl, can you make this position?"
He was very polite and immediately added: "Don't get me wrong. We don't mean to seize your position, but this person is by the window. We want to watch the smiling girl Qushuilibobo here."
A scholar behind him glanced at the wine and food on their table and bowed, saying, "Young Master, please know that we are willing to pay for you to apologize."
Are they so polite? Wang Qilin has nothing to say? He nodded and said, "Okay? Then let's change it, you don't need to pay."
The scholar said politely: "Young Master is righteous."
Then he said to Xu Da: "Please clean up quickly, brother."
Xu Da stared at him and said, "What do you mean?"
The scholar said, "Your young master has agreed to change the table. The student wants to ask you to clean up the wine and food on the table soon."
Xu Da's face suddenly turned tilted: "Hi, your sister, do you think the uncle is his follower?"
The scholar behind him waved his hand quickly: "Brother, don't be angry. You have a heroic spirit. How could you commit yourself to follow someone else? You can tell at a glance that it is this young master's personal mate..."
Xu's atmospheric breast waves rolled: "Dog eyes look down on people, but dog eyes look down on people, right? The uncle won't leave, do you want to sit here? You think beautiful!"
Wang Qilin said with a smile: "This brother is like you, and he is also a scholar."
A group of scholars took a deep breath and suddenly became anxious after the wind.
These people have good tempers? They found that they had made a mistake and quickly apologized to Xu Da, and then sat awkwardly at two tables next to them.
The scholars welcome friends who came to study abroad, because after they had cold dishes on the table, someone saw the tender lotus root chicken head tube and asked what it was.
Coincidentally, after learning about the name of this chicken head, a scholar with an accent from another place asked with a lewd smile which chicken head was.
As a result, a scholar said: "The chicken head that peels the chicken head and meat."
Lonely and happy laughter sounded from the scholars’ tables.
Wang Qilin was convinced, and he looked at Xu Da: "Shi Wen Scam! Human face and beast heart! Gold and jade outside? Fragrant and shredded in it!"
Xu Da said in surprise: "Why did you see the uncle say this?"
Wang Qilin sneered: "What I am talking about is all you scholars!"
At this time, the sound of silk and bamboo sounded, and the scholars immediately ran to the window and looked out. Someone from the small building opposite also ran out, all looking forward to the north.
Manchun Garden is like a garden in the south of the Yangtze River, with a small canal inside. Wang Qilin thought that the canal was prepared for the customers to play the game of flowing water and Qushang, but there was a small boat sailing inside.
The boat is a girl walking on the boat, and another girl is sitting on the bow, with her hair tied with green hair and a golden step shaking her hair.
She was wearing a white and green gauze dress. When the wind blew, the lotus buds in the water were rippling, and the gauze dress was rippling.
Looking at the girl's face again, her eyebrows are as far away as a mountain, her red lips and white teeth, and her eyes are moist, as if she is full of brilliance.
She put on a light makeup, and her white gauze was like snow and green gauze, showing her temperament was extraordinary and transcendent, like a white lotus, beautiful and cold.
When many pornographic clients saw her appear, they started to pretend. Some scholars swayed the paper fan, some rich people played with Yu Ruyi, and some men stood up with their very exaggerated chest muscles.
Xu Da was different, Xu Da whistled at the girl.
Seeing this, Wang Qilin sneered and said loudly: "The traveler saw Luo Fu, and put down his load and stroked his moustache. The young man saw Luo Fu, took off his hat and wore a mat. The ploughed man forgot his plow, and the hoe forgot his hoe. He came back to resentment, but sat and watched Luo Fu."
The scholars understood his irony and then withdrew their eyes awkwardly.
The girl on the boat heard his voice and turned her head curiously to watch. Xu Da leaned against the window and showed an unshamed smile at her.
The girl was also laughing. Her cheeks were pink and red, her red lips were always slightly raised, and her moist and clear eyes always had a smile. When she looked at her, she would make people feel that she was smiling at herself.
Xu Dashou whispered: "Seventh Master, Seventh Master, come and see, the smiling girl is smiling at me."
Wang Qilin said: "Someone knocked on the door, I was so awesome, she smiled at me."
Xu Da asked, "Master Qi, why are you competing with blindness?"
Wang Qilin said: "Don't you know this? The three major illusions of life!"
Xu Da sat down in disappointment and muttered: "Master Dao always says I am slutty, but I think you are the most slutty."
A madam came out to greet him and said, "You guys, my uncles, Miss Smiling came out to collect folk songs in the morning. According to the rules, if anyone can impress her, then the guest who entered the curtain today will be him."
The scholars in the room became restless, just like the pig who was about to breed heard the sow call.
The scholars pushed and shoved each other, and someone went out and said, "Miss Smiling, Xiaosheng is a student in Chang'an. Miss Su Wen likes poetry and songs. Now spring is here, Xiaosheng has a poem that suits the situation and wants to give it to her."
He nodded slightly with a smile and said, "Listen attentively, please, my son."
The scholar twisted his chest with one hand and carried it behind his back, and said loudly as he walked:
"A sunny light enters the courtyard, and the sun sets on the willows and the sun is slanting. There is no one passing by the small bridge, and sometimes there are flying flowers and short pillars."
"Good poems and good poems."
"Brother Du is worthy of being known as a poetic talent."
"The small bridge turns east and no one passes by, and there are flying flowers and short pillars at times. It's really a good sentence in spring!"
Many scholars began to praise him, and asked with a smile: "Dare you ask what this poem is called?"
The scholar surnamed Du smiled slightly and said, "Called by Chun..."
"Call it is Chun?" Xu Da showed shock when he answered, "Such a unique name for the poem? Brother Du, you have a surname. With this name, you can be famous for all ages."
The scholar said shamelessly: "Brother, are you teasing the young actor? The young actor hasn't finished speaking yet, this poem..."
"There is nothing in spring, and I see the east wind coming to the peonies again. Don't say that the ruthless flowers are silent, and some people lean against each other on the railings." The crisp and long chanting of poems came, and I looked at the scholars with a smile.
The girl who was riding the boat said frankly: "This is a poem written by my lady the day before yesterday. She also wrote it when she saw the vitality of spring. What do you think of this poem?"
The scholar immediately ran back in shame with his chrysanthemum.
Xu Da likes to watch the fun, so he keeps staring at him and laughing.
The scholar was embarrassed and said, "Brother, you are also a scholar. Why don't you write a poem for the smiling girl?"
Xu Da said arrogantly: "If you go, then go. Do you think this scholar is fake?"
He walked out with his hands behind his back, glanced around with anger, and saw a group of men stalks circling.
The madam was also very worried. She was very worried about which bandit pretended to be the slaughter. Don’t shout at the moment of opening your mouth, “I came to rob the money and rob the money and rob the sex.”
As a result, Xu Da looked around and showed a thoughtful look, and said slowly: "A spring light comes into his eyes, and the garden is full of peaches and plums. Dongjun is also interested in lingering, and then puts the remaining flowers out of the forbidden bushes."
Wang Qilin stood up and cheered, "Good poems, good poems."
To be continued...