501. A dart team (if you have more votes, remember to vote)(1/2)
When I set off again, Fat May Day was even more careful and found a rope to tie their necks to their waists.
The people stared at him, pointed and discussed continuously.
Wang Qilin whispered: "This won't work, it will make people pay too much attention and then see that there is something wrong with the image of the two brothers."
It’s not a mule to cheat and drink, but it’s very much like a mule. If you look closely, many details are different.
Xu Da had to go and help. Fatty May Day took care of him and he took care of his cheating.
The two brothers were honest after getting the pie, and they had pie to eat along the way.
The pie under the basket is clean, and the pork and green onion filling is very fragrant.
So later, they changed to eat a pie by themselves. The two brothers followed them to eat one. In the end, the pie was really delicious, so they changed to eating a pie by themselves and watching it.
When they walked to the inn, the Lishi at the entrance of the inn saw this scene:
The four of them were eating pie with a happy face, and two sturdy big mules stared at them with covetous eyes.
Wang Qilin ate the last pie in a few seconds, tricked him into eating and drinking and shouting sadly and angry when he saw this: "Caoke!"
A strong man widened his eyes: "My grass, the donkey's scream is so strange!"
Fat May Day shook his hand and slapped him in the face, shouting: "Stop calling."
Xu Da also said, "Okay, it's almost done. I'm full after we eat all the way. Are you two full?"
The strongman next to him held his waist knife and stopped them and asked, "Slow down, everyone, go slowly, what's wrong with your donkey? They screamed wrongly, aren't they a monster?"
Xie Hata said, "Their call must be different from ordinary donkeys, which is normal."
Li Shi asked vigilantly: "How could it be normal?"
"Because they are not donkeys." Fat May 1 rolled his eyes.
Another strongman smiled and said, "Deng Dazhi, you really have lived for too long. I'm afraid you haven't seen a donkey? This is not a donkey..."
"This is not a donkey, this is a donkey cub, a mule!" Deng Dazhi, a strong man, reacted violently.
The two brothers began to roll their eyes and roll their eyes.
Xu Da was afraid that they would be a monster, so he quickly pressed his neck to cheat and said, "They are indeed mules, but they are ancient god mules."
Mules are common in the countryside and are not very common in cities.
China has a long history of raising mules. In ancient times, there were no donkeys and no mules.
The initial mules also came from the Western Regions. During the Shang Tang era, the army advanced into the northwest. The small countries in the Western Regions surrendered and presented mules as tributes to emperors and generals as precious beasts to enjoy.
During the Spring and Autumn Period, Warring States Period, Qin and Han Dynasties, donkeys and mules were still treasures? In his "New Words" written by Lu Jia of the Han Dynasty, he said: "Donkeys, mules, camels, corals, jade... were born in water and hidden? I chose a place to live."
From this we can see that in the Han Dynasty, donkeys and mules were worth comparable to treasures such as coral and jade? Who has donkeys and mules? That was really a girl from all over the country who just picked up her as a wife.
During the Jin Dynasty, during the Northern and Southern Dynasties, famous scholars even believed that they were called donkeys as a trend. Although there were more donkeys and mules at that time, there were not so many? Many young men from aristocratic families regarded them as little babies.
Time passed to the prosperous Tang Dynasty? The imperial court set up pastures in the northwest to breed donkeys and mules. At this time, the agricultural properties of donkeys and mules were discovered, and they began to circulate in various parts of Jiuzhou, which became more and more common.
The speculation was confirmed? Deng Dazhi suddenly said, "Oh? It turns out that this is a mule. This is the first time I have seen it. I have only heard of it before."
Then he raised his face again: "How dare the bold and unruly people fool me? I have never eaten pork before but seen pigs running, and I have never seen mules but heard mules screaming. How could mules scream like this?"
"I told you that this is an ancient divine mule!" Xu Da said impatiently.
Deng Dazhi was furious: "What is your attitude?"
Xu Da took out his bronze seal and threw it on him: "What? Master, do you have to kneel on the ground when you talk to you?"
The bronze seal shines in the sun.
Deng Dazhi held it in his hand like he was holding a fish? He trembled with just a glance, and the bronze seal jumped in his hand:
"Master, I have met you! May I forgive you, please forgive me? May I have to die..."
The strong man next to him saw that the bronze seal had its scalp exploded? He quickly ran into the inn with his chrysanthemums.
Wang Qilin pointed at the two brothers who cheated on eating and drinking and said to Deng Dazhi:
"Okay? Don't be afraid. Although you had a bad attitude just now, you also suspected that these two mules were monsters in front of you and were considered their jobs. I will not hold you accountable."
"Now you go and send them both to the stables, remember to deliver them to the cleanest stables."
Deng Dazhi raised his chest and said:
"Report to the Lord, the Beizhi family is right next to you. How can the divine mules go to the stable? The divine mules are willing to send these two divine mules to the yard of the home to be kept. No, let them rest and let the two divine mules rest!"
Wang Qilin nodded and said, "It's OK, but be careful, don't let them run away."
Deng Dazhi took away and tricked him into eating and drinking and walking home. There was a courtyard in his house, which was cleaned up and was indeed very suitable for raising mules.
Seeing him come back, his wife asked curiously: "Master, why did you bring two donkeys back?"
"I don't know, this is a mule." Deng Dazhi said disdainfully.
"And they are ancient god mules, very powerful. They were brought by a bronze lieutenant. They are kept in our house first. You should be careful to watch them and don't let them have any accidents, otherwise my career will be over."
The woman curled her lips: "Official journey, tsk tsk."
Deng Dazhi heard the sarcasm in her words, so he glared at her and said, "Women's words have long hair and short knowledge! Forget it, there is nothing to say about you. Just look at the child, where is your son?"
The woman said lazily: "I've gone out with my dad."
Deng Dazhi snorted and tied the two brothers to trick and drink, and turned around and wanted to leave, but when he arrived at the door, he was about to open the door when a mule squeezed in front of him and blocked the door panel.
Seeing this, Deng Dazhi was stunned: Didn’t I tie them up just now?
He subconsciously looked back and saw another mule appearing at the door of his kitchen and looking inside.
The woman shouted: "The head of the family!"
Deng Dazhi quickly took the mule beside him back and tied it up again. Another mule leaned against the door of the kitchen and grinned at him - smiling?
He was very knowledgeable and immediately reacted, and he had a guess in his mind:
"It's worthy of being an ancient mule, but it's just a spiritual intelligence. Okay, two mule masters, you won't be tied up with you anymore. You two can move freely in the yard."
The mule at the kitchen door shook his head and whistled. The mule beside him ran over in two steps, squeezed into the door and looked into the kitchen, then turned around and squeezed his eyes at him.
Deng Dazhi walked over in a daze and looked in, and saw a pot of pork hind legs on the stove.
Seeing this, he was shocked: "No? Do you want to eat the pig's hind legs?"
The two mules nodded and smiled at him together: they were very insightful.
The pork hind legs of the sauce pork is a good thing and a delicacy that ordinary people cannot afford, so he decisively closed the door.
Seeing the two mules curled their lips and turned around, Deng Dazhi breathed a sigh of relief. As a result, they each raised one of their hind legs and kicked it out, and the two kitchen doors opened together...
A mule raised his front leg and put it on Deng Dazhi's shoulder, blinking ambiguously at him: You are ignorant.
Deng Dazhi understood what he meant and was frightened by his spiritual intelligence, so he had to take out two pieces of pork hind legs and give them to two mules:
"Okay, okay, you are a magic mule, I will obey me!"
They scammered and ate and swallowed the sauce and started chewing it, and looked into the sauce bowl together: What else?
Mrs. Deng ran over and shouted, "You are crazy, the head of the family? Why do you feed the donkey with sauce meat?"
Deng Dazhi felt distressed, but what could he do?
He must serve these two mules well, otherwise what if the god mule complains to Lord Tongwei, what will happen to his career?
So he pushed his wife away and said with a tiger face: "Women's words, long hair and short knowledge, aren't they just a few pieces of sauce meat? Since the god mule likes to eat, let's give it to them!"
He tried to hand over the sauce and meat, and tricked the two brothers into eating and drinking, and they were very satisfied with the food.
But the sauce meat was very salty. After drinking and eating, he sniffed and shook his head. He looked at the water tank.
Deng Dazhi quickly laughed: "Master God Mule wants to drink water? Wait a moment, I'll get you water."
He wanted to carry a bucket, and he slapped a hoof to block his way, and then looked at a jar in the corner.
Deng Dazhi was stunned: "That's wine!"
I scammered my tongue and pursed my lips and looked happily: What, there is still wine? Take it out quickly!
Mrs. Deng stopped her man and shouted, "Are you crazy? That's my father's wine, do you want to feed the donkey?"
"This is a mule, a magic mule, and it is a magic mule brought by Lord Tongwei." Deng Dazhi glared at her, "Hair is long and short, don't talk nonsense, don't make Lord Ji Mule unhappy!"
He fooled the woman and stared at her with a slutty look, and then continued to lick her mouth at the jar.
Deng Dazhi sighed, and he didn't want to deliver the wine, so he turned his eyes and tried to make a fool of himself.
He pretended to move the wine jar, but he bent down and groaned a few times before getting up and shook his head helplessly: "Sorry, Lord God Mule, this jar is too heavy and I can't move it. Otherwise, you should drink water? Drinking water is healthy."
He squeezed into the kitchen considerately. He opened his mouth, flew out like a roll of cloth, rolled up the wine jar and was sent to the door.
Their bodies were really burly. They accidentally hit their butts on the kitchen cabinet and opened the cabinet door.
I turned my head and looked at it, and grinned.
Deng followed and grinned and cried.
A basin of pancakes that were baked in the morning appeared in front of them!
To be continued...