366. What I have seen and heard (please come to the starting point to support the genuine version)(1/2)
General Xu stuffed the small Buddha statue and Guanyin statue into the sack respectively. In order to prevent it from falling out, he even tied the sack to death.
Wang Qilin asked him curiously: "When did you get these things?"
Xu Da patted his arms and laughed: "The ones specially prepared for this entry into the ghost market are all hard goods that have been opened."
"Uncle is not capable. What if we go to the ghost market and separate and become single, what should we do then? We must rely on the magic weapon we prepared by ourselves!"
Xie Hata nodded and said, "Wuliang Tianzun, Master Xu is really a master of Gou Dao."
Wang Qilin said: "That must be, Mr. Xu's dog fist is awesome."
They saw Shi Chen enter the warehouse and after closing the door, Xie Hama said in a deep voice: "Master Qi, Master Xu, don't move first, the old Taoist wants to apply something on your face."
"What?"
"Over the penis."
"Uncle doesn't want to apply shame on me." Xu Da refused.
Xie Hama sneered: "Then are you planning to go to the ghost market to serve as snacks for ghosts? Hey, you can eat two more meals."
Wang Qilin asked: "What is this pulp used for? Is it used for too much Yin? Why didn't it be used in Guihua Township last time?"
Xie Hata took out a small jar from his sleeve and said, "It's indeed used for Yin, but it's different from last time. The last time you went to Yin was to find a human soul and bring it back, so the Yin had to let Yin know that you were human beings, otherwise they would arrest you two together."
"This time you both have to hide their living identities, so you have to use vaginal spray."
He dipped his pen into a pen and applied it to Wang Qilin's face.
Cool.
Sticky.
Xie Haoma introduced: "The slurry is boiled on New Year's Eve with glutinous rice mixed with rain water on July 15th. Only glutinous rice cooked on New Year's Eve is useful. The time for boiling must be midnight on New Year's Eve. This year's old man will have to make it, so you can take a look at it."
He applied Xu Da's vaginal fluid again and told him, "Don't wipe this thing off. If you have something to wipe it, they won't be allowed to move. Do you understand?"
Wang Qilin nodded.
Xie Hama said, "What are you asking about? Why don't you respond?"
Wang Qilin said: "I responded, I nodded."
Xu Da said: "The uncle responded too. The uncle was worried that nodding would cause the vaginal fluid to be removed, so he gave you a look."
Xie Hata looked at the dark warehouse and was speechless for a moment.
The old Taoist priest must have committed a crime in his previous life, so he will come to these two guys in this life.
Madam Sui Sui asked delicately: "Master Dao, where is my family?"
The old Taoist priest said, "Can Madam Sui stand the coating of pulp on her face?"
Wang Qilin listened with his ears.
Lady Sui sighed and said, "I'd better find a way for myself."
Wang Qilin also sighed.
Xie Hama said, "Come on, let's line up, the people behind put their arms on the shoulders of the people in front, be careful not to fall behind."
He walked in the front, Xu Da was behind him, Sui Sui's wife was behind Xu Da, and Wang Qilin broke the back.
Among them, Sui Sui's wife was holding Ba Meow.
Xu Da carried Jiuliu.
It's like wearing a huge dog-skin hat.
Four people walked up in the dark warehouse.
It's pitch black.
silence.
Desolate.
There were only four people's light footsteps and some faint breathing sounds.
Then as he walked, Wang Qilin didn't know where he went, and suddenly a thought came to his mind: Have you walked too far?
He stayed in the granary for two nights and was very familiar with the interior, with a maximum length of at most two hundred steps.
But they have walked more than two hundred steps and have not turned around during this period. So where have they gone?
Just when Wang Qilin felt this doubt in his heart, he found that there was fog around him.
A faint mist.
At some point, there was some light in the warehouse.
His vision turned gray, and the fog was gray.
Suddenly, his breathing became strong.
The voice of Madam Sui Sui sounded in front of him: "Master Dao, where does the fog come from?"
Xie Hama said in a deep voice: "This is a Wuli fog, which is considered a kind of fairy fog. The 'fog' used in clouds and fog is the fog."
"Immortal Fog? Is there a fairy Fog in the Ghost Market?" Wang Qilin asked.
Xie Hata stopped talking.
Wang Qilin was a little worried and asked tentatively: "Master Dao?Master Dao?"
Xie Hama said, "The old Taoist is right in front of you, what are your name?"
Wang Qilin said unhappily: "I asked you just now, why didn't you answer?"
Xie Hama said with confidence: "The old Taoist priest nodded and gave Mr. Xu a look."
Xu Da laughed and muttered: "He is the prime minister who can hold a boat in his stomach. Master Dao, you are a toad who is very generous."
Xie Hata was blocked by his words and had to explain in more detail: "The five-mile fog comes from the Taoist classic "Yin Fu Jing", which is one of the fogs formed by practicing Taoism. Within the range of the fog, no matter the monsters, no matter the monsters, you will know how wonderful it is."
After his words finished, Wang Qilin felt a little itchy on his shoulders, so he subconsciously reached out to sweep.
After sweeping his shoulders, he felt a little itchy after a while.
So he subconsciously turned his head to look.
I saw a pale little hand on his shoulder.
Xu Da muttered: "What is Jiuliu doing? Is he always lingering around the old man's neck? Do you want to pee?"
Wang Qilin knew that Jiuliu should have discovered something behind him, so he plucked up the courage to turn his head and look back.
At first glance, the team behind him was out of sight!
There are many ghosts!
One ghost after another walked behind him—or floated behind him!
Moreover, these ghosts did not stretch out an arm to put on the shoulders of the person in front like them, but instead stretched out their left arm to put on the right shoulder of the person in front, and stretched out their right arm to put on the left shoulder of the person in front.
Xie Hata once told him the name of this posture.
This is called a shackle.
Wang Qilin took a deep breath and said, "You might as well look back and take a look, it's time to drive the train."
Xu Da turned around and smiled, "What? What is the train? The fired car - Wucao!"
He couldn't laugh anymore.
Xie Hata could still laugh out loud: "It's just a group of lonely ghosts, just like a beggar who will come to beg for the market. After the ghost market opened, there will also be lonely ghosts who will come to see if they can take advantage of it."
Wang Qilin was not afraid of the group of ghosts behind him, mainly because his posture was a bit scary.
The lady Sui Sui pinched Jiuliu's little butt and said, "Six claws, hurry up and scream."
Jiuliu grinned and shouted: "Liuliu!"
The train derailed immediately.
Many lonely ghosts let out loud roars and fled everywhere, and some ghosts without cultivation directly exploded into fog.
At this time, a figure floated over and asked curiously: "Spiritual beast? Tiangou?"
Wang Qilin looked closely, but couldn't see the person's appearance clearly. He could only see his thin body and hunched body.
Jiuliu was excited to see him approaching, and grinned and prepared to ruthless another one.
The lady Sui Sui whispered: "Don't have to be a common person with it. Just a little savage ghost. Don't pay attention to it. It can only eat ordinary people, like us, it cannot eat it."
Xu Da stood still curiously and asked, "What is this? Aunt Ghost? Whose aunt transformed into a ghost?"
The ghost laughed and said in a silence: "I am a ghost turned into by your aunt. Good nephew, why don't you come to accompany your aunt?"
Xie Hama said unhappily: "Get out, the ghost market cannot kill but can fight. Do you want to be beaten?"
The figure of the mother ghost of Yi suddenly doubled. He was about to make a harsh statement when Ba Meow flew over.
Before the eight cats arrived, the tail arrived first.
To be continued...