There is still half a month before the Chinese New Year, but Wang Qilin already feels like the Chinese New Year.

The 16th day of the twelfth lunar month.

Tooth-killing ceremony.

The lives of the people in all dynasties are too hard. The twelfth lunar month is the only time they can live more comfortably, so there are many festivals this month, so the people find themselves reasons to rest and have a good meal.

This is the descendants of Yan and Huang who are hardworking, frugal, simple and hard-working.

They started from the second day of the Lunar New Year to the twelfth lunar month. When the weather was cold or even heavy snow, the people had to make reasons through holidays to rest and eat something delicious.

If there is no festival, they are reluctant to treat themselves.

The festival of tooth-beating sacrifice is also called tooth. In fact, there are two sacrifices for the God of Wealth every month, namely the second and sixteenth day of the lunar month. On these two days, ordinary people, especially merchants, would worship the land god with sacrifices such as chicken, pork, fish and grain.

But the common people don’t have so much time, energy, financial resources and material resources to celebrate the festival every month? So they usually celebrate two tooth festivals a year:

The head teeth on the second day of the second month and the tail teeth on the sixteenth day of the twelfth lunar month.

After Wang Qilin woke up in the morning, he smelled the strong smell of meat. He opened the window and took a deep breath. The fresh fragrance of meat penetrated into his nose with the cold morning breeze.

Black beans were riding a bamboo pole and ran outside, shouting and shouting, "Da" "Da".

Seeing this, Jiuliu went out to run.

It is losing weight, because Wang Qilin said that if the dog grows very fat during the Chinese New Year, it will eat dog meat. It does not want to be eaten, so it has to work hard to lose weight.

Wang Qilin lay at the window and looked at Heidou with interest and asked, "Oh, Zhugulidou, what is this doing? Are you riding a horse to fight?"

Hei Dou shook his head and said, "I'm exercising!"

"exercise?"

Hei Dou nodded solemnly: "Yes, I will be hungry after exercise. I will eat a lot of mutton crumbs this morning. The mutton crumbs made by my mother are the most delicious. I will eat it with hunger and eat it with all my strength!"

Qiao Niang heard this and put her hair together and walked out and said, "No wonder you got up so aggressively today and took the initiative to go out without bed. It turns out that you have to spend more time eating later?"

Black bean smiled but said nothing.

As smart as me, how can you see through your intentions?

Wang Qiaoniang said calmly: "Then you clean up the entire inn, so that you can consume more energy, be hungry, and eat more."

Heidou was confused: "Substation? Clean up again?"

Mom, do you want my life?

The situation is not good.

Hei Dou blinked his eyes and silently told himself: Stay calm, don’t be afraid, you can still win.

A smart child will never be shocked by a word. Mr. Xu once said that there must be a road before the car arrives in the mountains, and there is no road to open a road for it.

There must be a way to go!

He racked his brains to think about it and shouted suddenly: "Mom, Dou just recited the difficult "Yu Qian Seng Lu Yunxuan" yesterday. Is it good to recite the "Yu Qian Seng Lu Yunxuan" to his mother? The second uncle said this is Su Shi's masterpiece!"

Smart children will not wait for opportunities, but will take the initiative to find opportunities.

So before Wang Qiaoniang could respond, he immediately began to shake his head and moan: "You can eat without meat, not live without bamboo. No meat, it makes people thin, no bamboo, and vulgar..."

"It's not vulgar and not thin, stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots!"

Black beans were stunned.

It can be eaten without meat, but not with bamboo. No meat makes people thin, and no bamboo makes people vulgar. It is not vulgar and not thin, and stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots...

Very neat.

What's below?

Forgotten!

Wang Qilin was lying on the windowsill and said leisurely: "It is best to use spring bamboo shoots to stir-fried pork. Choose pork with two fingers thick pork slices. First, refine the meat slices until the slurry is oily, and the two sides are browned, add onion, ginger, garlic and season, and add bamboo shoots..."

Hei Dou's eyes were straightened, and now he couldn't remember the following content.

This made him so angry that he kept crying and flowing out of the corner of his mouth.

Wang Qiaoniang had never studied, and she didn't know who Su Shi was, nor did she know the content of the masterpiece "Yu Qian Seng Lu Yunxuan". The sentence that Wang Qilin just answered was considered the content of the original poem. She thought that he didn't remember it when he saw that Hei Dou couldn't continue.

But she also wanted Hei Dou to show off her talent, so she said: "I just recited this poem yesterday. I took half of it back by Master Wenquxing. Dou is not afraid, Dou can recite a poem. The one you are most skilled in is the one on the bedside moon."

Heidou smeared his saliva and said, "It's not the moon at the bedside, it's "Quiet Night Thoughts"!"

Wang Qiaoniang smiled and nodded.

Hei Dou raised her chest confidently and said, "I thought about it in a quiet night. The bright moonlight in front of the bed..."

"Two pairs of shoes on the floor!"

The fat penguin's eyes straightened again.

The moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the floor?

Very nice, it seems that's true?

But what comes afterwards?

Hei Dou's chest was lifted silently and he picked up his bamboo horse and ran away: "Mom, Dou should clean it."

Wang Qiaoniang was so angry that she didn't know "Yu Qian Seng Lu Yunxuan" but she probably knew the content of "Quiet Night Thoughts". The key is that she is an adult woman. She knew that "two pairs of shoes on the ground" meant so clearly that she understood that Wang Qilin was making trouble. She was so angry that she picked up her broom and chased Jiuliu.

Jiuliu put away his little ears and ran away with his life.

Isn’t I losing weight when I come? Why do I still chase me? Do you have to eat dog meat?

The breakfast was rich, not only the hard dish of mutton, but also various pickled pickles. The taste was very good, and they were taught by Sui Sui Niang.

Spicy and fresh, sweet and sour.

After breakfast, Wang Qilin went out and saw the new gatekeeper Aqing wandering around the door of the Wuwei, shouting words like "If you don't fight the teeth, the business will collapse."

Lady Sui had no choice but to come out and hand him two buns, and Aqing came back happily.

Wang Qilin asked, "What are you doing?"

Aqing ate a bun himself and handed him one: "Sir, eat buns, her buns are so delicious."

Wang Qilin said: "Didn't we just eat mutton soaked cakes?"

Aqing nodded and said, "Yes, but I didn't eat buns."

Wang Qilin patted his shoulder and said, "Oh, Ah Qing, your ideas have changed. You are now an official from the Tianjian and are not a beggar. Don't beg for food."

Aqing nodded. He wanted to say something, but hesitated for a moment and closed his mouth in disappointment, put away the bun and ran away.

Wang Qilin thought it would be fine today, so he planned to go with Sui Sui's wife and wait for the information from the Hou Gatekeeper to come to him.

As a result, someone came to report the case in the morning, and a pair of thin brothers came. The eldest brother was named Zhao Liujin and the younger brother was named Zhao Qiyi.

The two brothers were in poor mental state and physical condition. They were shaking and their faces were sallow. Wang Qilin quickly asked Hei Dou to go to the kitchen to heat up two bowls of mutton leftover rice noodles for them to eat.

After eating, they looked much better, and then they told them all the weird things they encountered:

"Sir, isn't today a tooth-beating festival? Our family is poor and there is not much food for wintering, let alone a good meal for a tooth-beating festival?"

"So we brothers left the city after opening the city gate and wanted to get a rabbit in the mountains. As a result, we waited for a while but didn't wait for the rabbit. Just as our brothers were depressed, a bell on the condom suddenly rang, and it was a rabbit that had taken the bait!"

"Our brothers are naturally happy, so they quickly went to collect the condom. As a result, they were trapped with a deer, which made us happier. The deer is much more valuable than a rabbit!"

"But this little deer is very powerful. She actually pulled off the condom and ran with the condom!"

"I ran very fast. If it weren't for the snow on the mountain and there was a condom blocking it, we wouldn't even see its butt." Zhao Qiyi, the younger brother of the two brothers, added.

Brother Zhao Liujin sighed and nodded: "That's right, sir, the deer runs very fast and runs around the mountain. We brothers show all the energy and drive it away separately to barely keep up."

"But later we blocked it in a small forest on a hillside. Seeing that the trees were stuck in the condom, we could catch the deer, but we didn't expect it to disappear suddenly."

"We'll go find it, my brother screamed and fell from a snow hole!"

"At that time, my brother and I thought that the deer must have escaped inside. We couldn't bear to leave the deer, so we chased after him."

"How could this cave be a thief! There is a tomb below!"

Zhao Qiyi added: "Please give a clear explanation. We brothers dare not rob the tomb. At first, we didn't know whether this was a tomb or if we went down, we found that there was a tomb at the end of the cave, which contained a coffin!"

Speaking of this, the brothers couldn't help but snuggle together. The brother said with a tough bullet: "Two people sat on the coffin, two people sat face to face!"

"One sits on the head of the coffin, and the other sits on the tail of the coffin!"

"The two of us brothers were scared and paralyzed. What's even more scary is that the two people sitting opposite us on the coffin slowly turned their heads after hearing our voices..."

"We were too scared and couldn't move anymore, and then the two of us floated down and walked up to us and laughed."

"Very good, two people are buried with you! There are two brothers, and they are two cheap lives, just for the old man to be buried with you!"

As he spoke, Zhao Liujin shed tears and asked, "Sir, are we being entangled by ghosts and going to die? Are we going to be buried with people?"

Wang Qilin looked at the faces and auras of the two of them carefully, and did not see any abnormalities. He comforted him: "Don't be afraid, these two people should just scare you."

He looked at Xie Hama, and Xie Hama also shook his head, but he did not notice either.

Hearing his words, the Zhao Liujin brothers breathed a sigh of relief.
To be continued...