Chapter 127: A surprise attack on Luyang

"What a fuck..." Liu Hezi held his hand on a big tree and gasped and complained. He wanted to say that he was so fucking tired, but suddenly he thought that when he was the most tired and sleepy, he had a great impact on the exhausted Song Jun, who was physically and mentally exhausted. It was like a small defeat and stopped talking.

People who are in extreme fatigue must know that the most taboo thing is the word "tired"; the word "extremely hungry" least wants to hear is the word "hungry", because these corresponding words will shift their attention to weaknesses, and the blow to the spirit will be terrible.

Liu Hezi didn't mention it, not because others didn't mention it. Jiao Yu gasped, held the tree trunk with his hand, and sat slowly on the ground, shouting: "It's so fucking tired." He fell on the ground with his back, feeling very comfortable, as if he was sleeping in a warm bed. If it were a Mongolian, he would definitely say that this feeling was even more nostalgic than a woman's soft and warm breasts.

In order to complete the task of Li Jun taking over Lueyang and opening up the gateway of the Song army to advance into Guanzhong, Liu Hezi selected a group of soldiers with good physical fitness to travel overnight. Lueyang is located on the southern foot of the Qinling Mountains and the western part of the Hanzhong Plain. It is the throat at the junction of Sichuan and Shaanxi. It is known as the "Qin and Shu belt". Once the Song army takes over Lueyang, it means that the Song army has already made initial success in advancing into Guanzhong.

Liu Hezi understood the important strategic significance and led the advance team to rush to the ground. When he was sleepy, Liu Hezi ordered the people to be connected together with a rope. The soldiers walking in the front should be cheered up and not be allowed to sleep. The soldiers behind him would doze while walking. In the face of such a nearly crazy march, although the physical fitness of the advance team was already good enough, many soldiers were still behind.

The Song army was extremely tired and wanted the most. Jiao Yu's behavior reminded them all of a sudden. They all sat on the ground, lay on their backs, and began to treat the earth as a gentle bed, enjoying a wonderful dream. They were so sleepy that they made a sound as soon as they were headed against the ground, and the sound was like thunder and deafening. With Liu Hezi's memory, this was the loudest sound he had ever heard in his life.

Liu Hezi knew something was wrong. If he didn't stop him, more soldiers of the Song army would fall asleep, looking for a dream, and kicked Jiao Yu hard in the stomach. The force of this kick was quite strong. Jiao Yu screamed, as if he had installed a spring, and jumped high, cursing: "Which turtle grandson kicked me? It disturbed my dream, I..."

The following words were interrupted by a steel knife with a scabbard around his neck. When he saw clearly that the owner of the knife was Liu Hezi, he realized that he had scolded him wrongly and hurriedly said, "Sir, I'm not scolding you."

Liu Hezi knocked on the base of his neck with a knife and a sheath, stretched out his right hand, held the thing in his crotch, and glared at Jiao Yu and cursed: "Jiao Yu, you are still a general of the Song Dynasty, and you can't even afford this little bit of hardship. If you spend time here, you won't be as stupid as you say such words and do such things. Look, you have caused good things yourself." He warned Jiao Yu: "If you talk nonsense again, be careful that I will crush your two eggs." Liu Hezi wanted to take the clever and fashionable place with him, but he sent him to Li Jun to sweep away Minzhou.

Jiao Yu was not stupid either, but he was too tired. He couldn't help but say such words and acted like that, which caused a lot of noise. Knowing that the problem was big, he hurriedly said, "Sir, I know that I am guilty. Please spare me."

Liu Hezi let go of his right hand, moved the knife away, gave him a task, and said, "I'm going to shit myself, wipe my butt clean myself."

The meaning of this was to ask Jiao Yu to wake up the soldiers of the Song army who were sleeping heavily. Jiao Yu understood and said, "After the order." He flew up and kicked a soldier near the stomach. He was angry with Liu Hezi and was about to give it to other soldiers. He thought that this kick was enough to wake up the soldier. Things were not as he expected. The soldier just snorted in pain and did not wake up. Not only did he wake up, he slept sweeter and his snoring sounded louder, as if Jiao Yu was massaged by a massage girl's gentle little hand.

"What a lazy pig, I slept even harder than a pig." Jiao Yu was very surprised and muttered, and kicked the soldier in the butt again. The soldier muttered to himself: "Stop teasing, let others sleep for a while." He turned over and slept even harder.

Jiao Yu was not angry. If he had the aura in his heart, he really wanted to cut off his head with one knife and kick it a few more times, the soldier would still not wake up. Jiao Yu had to hit the white flag, walk towards another soldier, and kick it down. The soldier reacted like the first soldier, just a humming sound and couldn't wake up.

He kicked several soldiers in a row, but they were still not awake. He suddenly jumped up and pulled out his sword, ready to do it. A big hand reached out to pull him, Jiao Yu looked at it, it was Liu Hezi. Liu Hezi's blood-filled eyes looked at the soldiers on the ground, and ordered the soldiers who were still standing: "Take them off, cover them with quilts. Sleeping on the wetland, you can move them down and find a dry place." It was obvious that Liu Hezi had changed his mind and decided to let the soldiers take a good rest before attacking Lueyang.

Liu Hezi also knew that the soldiers were so sleepy that they showed such a behavior. Not to mention anything else, he himself was also holding on, relying on extraordinary perseverance, otherwise he would have been like a soldier and would have fallen asleep long ago.

The Qinling Mountains are very cold, and the temperature in Lueyang is warmer than other parts of the Qinling Mountains. However, if the soldiers sleep on the wet ground, they might be frozen and sick. Only then did Liu Hezi give such a humanized order.

The awake soldiers also understood what Liu Hezi meant. They were very grateful to Liu Hezi for caring for the soldiers so much that they treated their sleeping companions, moved the place where they could, and covered them with them.

When everything was done, Liu Hezi said to the awake soldiers: "You can also find a dry place to sleep."

This command was tantamount to a wonderful gospel for the soldiers. After receiving the order, they were sorted out and fell asleep. Soon, a loud snoring and breathing sounded in the empty fields.

"Sir, you can sleep too." Jiao Yu said to Liu Hezi.

Liu Hezi said without thinking: "I'm not tired, you go to bed." He was clearly telling lies, but if he didn't say anything else, his rabbit eyes betrayed him.

"You are not tired yet, your eyes are redder than rabbit eyes." Jiao Yu immediately exposed.

Liu Hezi's precious sword pointed at Jiao Yu's lower body and argued: "I'm jealous, lying." After saying this, he found a grammatical problem. His precious sword pointed at Jiao Yu's lower body. If someone was interested, he would think he could not do it. Only the word "lying" with jealous Jiao Yu's thing was added.

Take a breath, cheer up your tired body and mind, and say, "You go to sleep, I'll stand guard."

"No, sir, I just slept, you haven't slept yet." Jiao Yu immediately defended his behavior using his current behavior as evidence.

Liu Hezi said firmly: "That is also called sleeping, that is called pig arching. I ordered you to lie down and sleep immediately. If you don't sleep well, be careful here." The treasure knife knocked Jiao Yu's hips, and he couldn't understand the meaning.

Jiao Yu followed Liu Hezi for a long time. He knew that he was sharing the joys and sorrows with his soldiers. He planned to stand guard by himself and let the soldiers rest. Liu Hezi has a tenacious will. Once he made a decision, he would never change it. Jiao Yu knew that he could not change Liu Hezi's decision and said reluctantly: "Sir, then I'll sleep."

"Go to sleep quickly, don't be fucking mother-in-law and mother." Liu Hezi cursed, held the sword and began patrolling.

After a while, Jiao Yu's heart sounded and he really fell asleep.

In addition to the loud and sound of Liu Hezi patrol footsteps in the empty fields, it was impossible for people who were sleeping to notice that Liu Hezi was holding a steel cone in his right hand, and pierced his thigh from time to time to dispel fatigue with pain.

Su Qin's legs were for reading, and he talked about the eternal story. Liu Hezi's legs were for the great cause of restoration of the Song Dynasty. The two were both legs, and their spirits were more than ten thousand miles apart!

The setting sun hides into the clouds and mist, and the last trace of light swallows up the darkness, and night is coming.

"It's time to finish work. I can go and find Tianniu'er to have fun again." The Mongolian centurion guarding the city gate looked at the place where the sun set, and began to look forward to how to be undefeated at night. The Mongolian army plundered and raped in their minds was normal. After occupying a large area of ​​Han people, he was even more arrogant and rode on the heads of the people to shit, thinking about how to have fun when he had time.

The centurion, who had a program in the evening, said to the soldiers: "It's ready to close the door." He glanced at the common people who were still at the gate of the city and said: "Turn away these annoying Han cowards."

The soldiers were killed, waved their weapons and used force against the people coming and going, and drove them away like a duck.

"Closing it quickly, close it." The centurion roared, turned his head and looked at a group of people coming to the city gate and shouted: "Who are you?"

Not to mention this group of people, they dressed very strangely, and were so weird that it was unimaginable. The person at the front of the team was a very tall Mongolian leader, holding a roast chicken in his left hand and a greasy mouth chewing at the roast chicken. He held a wine pot in his right hand, gnawing a bite of roast chicken, and drinking a sip of wine. He kept stuttering and looking beautiful.

This ten thousand men knows how to enjoy it. He doesn't ride a horse, he rides a man. Two fat women lift his legs one left and one right, and serves as mounts for him. What attracted the attention of these two fat women the most was their huge breasts. In modern society, their breasts may be so big if they are filled with inflatable chargers.

The most enjoyable thing for the Mongolians are two things, one is the horse's back and the other is the woman's breasts. Such a huge breast is something that the centurion has never seen or heard of, and there is also the principle of not dropping his eyes to the ground.

The people behind the Captain Wan were actually a group of Song soldiers, each with a smiley face, wearing clothes and crooked helmets and armor. In the memory of the Centurion, what did the Song army who had defeated the battle look like? What did they look like?

It is wrong to say that they were defeated by the Song army, because they all looked arrogant and were much more arrogant than the centurion who was used to being rampant. They waved the whip in their hands and kept whipping the women in the crowd. The women were sobbing that they were sobbing and looked pitiful. The centurion, a thug who had destroyed many good women, was soft-hearted, and these people were not sympathetic at all, as if they were not women, but a group of dolls, specifically used to vent their anger.

Such a strange scene, not to mention seeing it, even if you can't imagine it, the centurion and the Mongolian soldiers guarding the city gate were so surprised that they didn't know how to speak. They all stared at the group of people walking towards them.

The centurion felt his eyes blurred and something flew over, making his forehead hurt, as if he had hit a heavy object. He was also a good player who had been through a long battle formation. He stretched out his right hand and grabbed the things that fell to the ground. He saw that it was a chicken bone covered with a lot of saliva. Needless to think about it, the ten thousand men beat him.

"Damn it, you dare to say this to me." Captain Wan cursed, waved his right hand, and the wine pot flew over and hit the centurion's face, and blood flowed out of his nose, turning into a big blurred face. The centurion was not unable to hide, but did not dare to hide. He was the centurion, and the other was the ten thousand. If he hid, he would not know what more serious consequences would be.

Chief Wanfu raised the two fat women, tilted his drunken eyes, looked the centurion through, pinched his cheeks with his right hand, and stuffed the chicken bone in his left hand into his mouth. Chief Wanfu cursed angrily: "Damn it, you yell, you yell, you yell, I'll see if you dare to yell?"

The centurion kept saying in his heart that he couldn't dare, but his mouth was blocking the bones of the chicken and could not say it. Until the ten thousand men let go of his hand, he pulled out the chicken's head and begged for mercy, "Sir, the young one is responsible for his duties, and I have to do it. Please forgive me."

The captain ten thousand drinks too much, opens his mouth and spits dirty on his face, saying, "Go aside, I get the woman and have to go to have fun, don't see me happy." He touched the woman's big breast on the right hand, and asked the centurion with a lewd look: "Is it big?"

Do you still need to ask this? The centurion wiped a handful of dirt, and without thinking, blurted out: "Big, it's so big. I've never seen such a big one. Sir, where did you get it?"

"Baby, call him twice, I want him to greed." Captain Wan touched the big breast of the woman on the left with his left hand, tilted his eyes and said nonsense, "They are still the same."

"What is that?" the centurion asked in his heart. The question was immediately resolved. The two fat women opened their mouths and moaned in a coquettish voice, and had a manly tone. Needless to say, this is an alternative. For centurion who is used to playing women but has never played an alternative, it has great temptation. His eyes are full of wonderful little stars. He admires the ability of ten thousand men to have fun and said in an admirable tone: "Sir, which part of you are from?"

"You don't have eyes? You can't see it yourself." Chief Wan cursed: "Of course I am a general from the Southern Dynasty. After winning battles, I captured so many prisoners. I came to Chang'an to have fun." I had already entered the city gate, looked around drunk, and said: "What's wrong with Chang'an? It used to be so big, why is it so small now?" Chang'an is now Xi'an.

Only idiots would believe his words. Which general of the Southern Song Dynasty had the courage to bring a team of Song troops to Lueyang, and was so arrogant?

The Wanfu Cheng was so drunk that he actually regarded Lueyang as Chang'an in nonsense. The Centurion had no doubts at all and hurriedly said, "Sir, you have made the young man admire him. May I ask, where did you get these two treasures?" The treasure he was talking about was the two fat women carrying the Wanfu Cheng. To be correct, it should be alternative.

"You are also a brother, and you like this tone." Captain Wan seemed to find a soulmate, and his right hand was aimed at the centurion. The centurion hurriedly put his ear over. Captain Wan bent his right hand, hugged his neck, and whispered in his ear: "Tell you, Tartars, I am Liu Hezi of the Song Dynasty."

The centurion, who was thinking about good things, didn't believe it at all. He was about to laugh and say, "Sir, you are joking." Suddenly, he felt a pain in his chest. When he looked closely, a Mitsubishi military stab had pierced his heart. He opened his mouth wide and was about to shout, but a big hand reached over and covered his mouth.

Liu Hezi's expression remained unchanged, still looking domineering and said, "Brother, you know now." He kicked the centurion's body far away and jumped to the ground. His drunkenness disappeared instantly, regaining the majestic General Liu's appearance.

Two fat women carrying Liu Hezi pulled out a few pillows from their bodies and threw them on the ground. The fat woman on the right shouted, "Sir, you are so speechless, you actually like this tune. You are so disgusting." It's no one else, it's Jiao Yu, who kept spitting, as if you were having all kinds of evil things.

Liu Hezi rubbed the blood on the Mitsubishi military thorn and laughed: "Jiao Yu, this is a punishment for you to talk nonsense. If you are not convinced, I will turn you into a real woman next time."

Jiao Yu said unconvincedly: "Sir, if you want to bully others, just say it, and you still find so many excuses. Bah! Disgusting!"

The woman on the left seemed to be magical and grew taller. She took off her colorful women's clothes in just a few seconds and punched Liu Hezi on the shoulder and said, "General Jiao is right, it's all your idea. If you don't have any idea, you actually came up with such a torture method. If you want me, Xu Guanghan, pretending to be a woman, you're fine. You don't even walk on the road, and you still have to carry you away."

Xu Guanghan is tall and has to squat down when walking in order not to reveal his feelings. Naturally, he feels bad and complaining is inevitable.

"Who told you to fight well in the special forces war and perform well in the play. Who would you look for if you don't ask you?" Liu Hezi looked like you didn't want to do anyone.

Xu Guanghan was very unhappy and winked at Jiao Yu. The two of them punched Liu Hezi on the butt at the same time. Liu Hezi grinned his teeth in pain and said, "You two guys, next time, I'll give you to the Tartars to play."

Jiao Yu and Xu Guanghan looked at each other, ignored him, and looked at the Song army who were driving in from the city gate. Just as Liu Hezi stabbed the centurion to death, the Song soldiers also took action and cleaned up all the Mongolian soldiers guarding the city gate.
Chapter completed!