Chapter 101: Seven Gourd Techniques
Chapter 101 The Seven Gourd Tips
"Taurus..."
Ye Wen had a dark look on his face. Of course he knew that Zhang Ling did it on purpose. It was probably because of his two wives' explanation that Zhang Ling came up with such a way - think about Ye Wen's figure, although she is slender and tall, she can't get along with a muscular man, let alone a super muscular man over two meters tall?
The Taurus golden sacred clothing is almost designed for this kind of macho man. It’s not that the standard figure cannot be worn, but because of the original work, that image has become deeply rooted in people’s hearts. Ye Wen feels awkward when he thinks of the Taurus’ sacred clothing on a thin bamboo pole.
Ye Wen knew that he was not a thin bamboo pole, but he had to compare with the original image... Moreover, Taurus's holy clothes have sharp corners on the knees, shoulders, armor and elbows. Such a shape of armor will really look awkward if it is not worn on a macho man.
Thinking of him as a gentle man who looks like a scholar, he looks really invisible if he wears such armor. Ye Wen thought about the way he looks after putting on the Taurus cloak, and he was shocked.
"You are..." Ye Wen was about to smile bitterly and scolded this troublesome disciple. He was interrupted by Athena when he opened his mouth.
"Oh? Taurus? It seems to be very good!" Athena looked up and down at Ye Wen, then covered her mouth with her hands and smiled for a while: "I'm curious about what the effect of wearing that holy garment on you?"
When Ye Wen drew the drawings of the holy garment for Hephaestus, each drawing had two shapes of the holy garment. Among them, the human figure of the Taurus garment was painted according to the image of a strong man over two meters. Athena could see it naturally - she thought it would be appropriate for Hercules to wear this holy garment.
Of course, Athena didn't know that Hercules later became a Martial Perseid in the myth of the earth. In that anime, the Martial Perseid was also worn on a strong man, so it is naturally very suitable for Taurus to wear on Hercules.
Even if not given to Hercules, there are many demigods on Mount Olympus who have very good figures. Or the twelve sets of gold sacred clothes are all very popular among the Olympus gods because they are not only gorgeous and practical, but also show their outstanding figures.
Compared with those muscular men, Ye Wen's figure is obviously unqualified - Oriental people are indeed smaller than these guys in terms of figure, and the ways the Oriental monks practice are not the same as muscular men, and of course not all of them are like this. But if you want to compare muscles with these guys, there are probably only a few people, such as Guan Yu (even Yang Jian is not such a muscular man).
At this time, a funny look of a child wearing adult armor appeared in Athena's mind. Although she knew that the golden cloak would automatically adjust the size according to the user, she automatically ignored this point at this time.
Ye Wen looked at Athena who was smiling happily, then looked at Zhang Ling, who was pretending that nothing had happened, and was still standing there with a calm expression on his face.
Finally, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and made his heart cruel, and Ye Wen's stubbornness came up!
"I'm wearing Taurus, I see how you still laugh!"
As soon as he said this, Athena smiled even happier. Even Zhang Ling next to her could no longer help it. Her face suddenly turned into a season of spring flowers, knowing that it was as brilliant as blooming flowers.
But the most outrageous thing is Garfield, who has been staying aside with his obediently. The little thing fell on the table and covered his bulging white belly with his front paws and kept rolling back and forth. The back paws even kicked, as if they were laughing and thrusting - they couldn't even open their eyes.
After arresting Garfield, Ye Wenhan stared at the little thing with a face: "Do you know what the Taurus Clothes look like? She smiled so happily?"
Unexpectedly, Garfield showed a certain expression of knowing, which made Ye Wen remember that when he was bored, everyone gathered to watch Saint Seiya, and this little thing was there. But he didn't expect Garfield to remember so clearly - after thinking about it carefully, Garfield could remember the little universe, and naturally knew about Saint Clothes, but he forgot about this for a moment.
Athena saw Ye Wen talking to a kitten, and then the kitten could respond, and became curious: "Huh? Where did this little thing come from?"
Ye Wen was not gentle at all with Garfield's hand. He just turned around and asked Garfield to face Athena with the back of his neck: "This little thing is the mountain-protecting beast we raised on Shushan. Come... say hello to the goddess of wisdom!"
“Meow!”
Garfield, who raised his front paws and waved his hand, kept blinking his round big eyes while pretending to be cute. Unfortunately, Athena just nodded lukewarmly, and then said, "Well, it's quite cute!" There was nothing else.
“…”
Garfield, who failed to act cute, squatted there after Ye Wen put it down, then hung his head, and there was a miserable mist on his head. Even the air around him was affected, which seemed much darker than the side.
Athena waved her hand and a golden box appeared in front of Ye Wen out of thin air. Based on the pattern on it, you can see at a glance that this is the Taurus golden cloak.
This golden holy garment is very important. After appearing out of thin air, it fell directly to the ground, making an extremely dull loud noise, which shocked Yuwen Tuo, who was lying on the ground, and opened his eyes directly - he was awakened by the loud noise.
His reaction was fast enough. Since he had already bounced into the air, he turned over and landed cleanly on the ground. As soon as he turned his head, he saw Zhang Ling standing beside him. He felt another pain in his stomach and unconsciously moved two steps.
"Senior sister...hehe..."
"Um!"
Seeing that he took the initiative to say hello, Yuwen Tuo received such a cold response. He just wanted to avoid this senior sister away: "It's obvious that he looks and dresses are so cute and soft, why don't he see any slight slut when he takes action? That kick almost killed me!"
When he reached out and touched his hand, his stomach was still in a state of uproar. Although Ye Wen brought back his slightly displaced internal organs and dissolved the blood stasis, he was injured after all, and it was inevitable that he would feel uncomfortable. Ye Wen was not unable to heal his injuries, but if he could not bear this pain, how could he become a great person in the future? So Ye Wen didn't care about the remaining pain at all.
As for future troubles, as long as you can cultivate to a certain level, your body will be tempered, and there is no need to worry about any future troubles left.
Yuwen Tuo opened his eyes and looked at it for a while. His attention was quickly attracted by the golden box. After looking at the pattern on it carefully, he couldn't help but ask in wonder: "Is this a Taurus cloak? Is anyone going to wear it here?"
After looking around, I found that no one has the right figure. As a result, the kid didn't know which string was wrong, so he actually asked Zhang Ling beside him: "Can't you want to wear it?"
As soon as he said that, he regretted it, and he had almost no time to react. He felt a sharp pain on his waist - he was stabbed hard by Zhang Ling with a scabbard.
Yuwen Tuo, who was squatting there with tears in his eyes, felt that it was better to shut up and pretend to be mute, but the curiosity in his heart could not stop him from looking around. Finally, he was surprised to find that his master had actually walked over and lifted the golden box.
Although the golden sacred clothes were extremely heavy, they were nothing to Ye Wen. When he lifted them gently, he picked up the golden box, then turned around and walked towards the bedroom.
"Where do you go?" Athena was surprised. You don't have to avoid others when wearing the golden sacred clothes? As soon as the box is opened, the sacred clothes inside will be broken down and turned into golden lights to attach to the user? You can even ignore what clothes the user was wearing at that time.
Such a dressing style will not cause any bad effects even in public. Athena didn't say she should avoid it. Why did the man Ye Wen hide first?
Ye Wen looked back and looked like a tragic look that the hero never returned as soon as he left: "What are you afraid of? I will wear it when I say I will wear it, but I want to put away my long shirt first!"
Turning into the inner room, Ye Wen didn't cheat or anything, and took off his long gown - it was gone, but there was a tailor on Mount Olympus, who simply sewed a white shirt to deal with it. Otherwise, the dressing style of a simple waist on Mount Olympus and putting a piece of cloth on his body would be unacceptable. After all, he didn't have such exaggerated muscles to show off.
But after taking off his long gown, Ye Wen did not put on the golden holy clothes directly, but took out the detector and directly connected the call. Without waiting for Zheng Ying to ask, he said directly: "Give the communicator to Senior Cui, if you have urgent matters for your teacher!"
Zheng Ying didn't say anything, and handed the communicator to the side. Cui Jun was next to him. The two of them were studying on a drawing how to install automatic water supply pipes in important rooms in Shushan!
"President Ye, is there anything urgent?"
Generally, if Ye Wen asks him a name, he has questions to ask. Cui Jun doesn't talk nonsense and get straight to the topic. After all, he still has work to do. If this is done well, after gaining experience, he will also prepare to go back and install a complete set of tap water and power supply to Tianjimen! Without any other purpose, he can use the computer, a very convenient tool with electricity.
"Senior Cui knows what spells can make your body bigger?"
Ye Wen dared to wear Taurus Holy Clothes, so he naturally had a solution. I don’t know how many strange magics he has in the Eastern Immortal World. It shouldn’t be difficult to learn to change his body shape, right? Besides, he doesn’t need to change too much, which makes him soar to more than two meters tall, and at the same time he has muscles.
Compared to a monkey who was too big to finish, he forced people to shout, "Elder Sun, please take away your magical powers!" But the things that were coming were much simpler and inconspicuous.
Cui Jun was stunned, and he didn't expect Ye Wen to ask such a question, but he still answered very happily: "There are magic spells, and the most common one is the Dharma heaven and earth. If this magical power is cultivated to a high place, its body will increase several times in a flash. Even if it becomes a person with a thousand feet high, it is not impossible... It's just that this magical power is quite troublesome to practice, and it cannot be practiced in a short while..."
He also understood that Ye Wen would be rushing to find him, and he must be in a hurry to use it. Although this magical power is powerful, it is not necessary to get started without hundreds of years of cultivation. Even those with outstanding talents need to go into seclusion and practice for a while before they can be practiced.
Ye Wen immediately rejected it: "This magical power is too troublesome, and I don't need such a powerful one. Just give it a similar one!"
Cui Jun unconsciously grabbed his hair, and after circling his head for a moment, he suddenly smiled and said, "In fact, Buddhism also has similar magical powers. After practicing the Vajra Buddha body, it can not only become larger at will, but also emit golden Buddha light throughout the body, which will not only kill evil spirits and not invade. The body of Master Ye has Buddhist magic power, so it should not be difficult to practice it!"
"Although I have Buddhist power, there is a difference in any Buddhist teachings. Even if you put all the six Buddhist supernatural powers in front of me, I will not be able to practice them!" Buddhist practices emphasize sudden enlightenment. Ye Wen doesn't think that his understanding is good? At least he has never had the experience of becoming a Buddha with a random slap in his forehead.
"That's how..." Cui Jun was not in a hurry at this time. After thinking about it, he whispered: "Actually, the old Taoist has a unique magical power. If Master Ye is interested, it's okay to pass it on to you..."
Ye Wen was stunned and suddenly remembered that Cui Jun said he wanted to accept him as his disciple. He suddenly remembered the skill he mentioned at that time: "It can't be that the seven gourd skills, right?"
"Oh? It turns out that Master Ye still remembers that the relationship is good!"
"Good, your sister!" Ye Wen cursed inwardly. At this time, he thought about his disciples and the old Taoist researching together. He didn't know how many skills he had learned. It was nothing to learn his magical powers by himself: "Is this magic trick easy to practice? I don't have much effort now, and I have to practice it immediately!"
Cui Jun scratched his head: "It is easy to practice and practice. With Master Ye's cultivation level, this entry part will probably not defeat you. As long as you can enter the sect, the first technique can display some power, which is enough to meet Master Ye's requirements... By the way, how big do you want, Master Ye?"
"It's two meters tall...but the body must be strong enough!"
Cui Jun slapped his legs—a scream next to him, followed by Zheng Ying’s complaining voice: “Next time, please don’t always slap my legs!”—and then said happily: “Two meters high is nothing. If Master Ye practices well, it will not be difficult to do twenty meters high. I will recite the mantra of this first technique to you first!”
Ye Wen shut up and listened quietly as Cui Jun recited the mantra there. He didn't know what method Cui Jun used. Zheng Ying was obviously next to Cui Jun, but he couldn't hear it at all. He could only see the old senior's lips moving constantly and he couldn't hear any sound.
After a full minute, Cui Jun said: "These are the introductory tips. As long as you practice this part, a body shape that is about two meters tall is nothing!"
Ye Wen nodded, concentrated his luck, and used the method as Cui Jun said, and suddenly found a faint red light flashing around his body. He immediately increased and became stronger. This red light flashed. Ye Wen suddenly remembered that Yu Lin, the leader of Qingcheng, had not used this trick? It turned out that the seven-character gourd worn by Cui Jun.
However, Yu Lin barely used this move, and he couldn't control it soon, but Ye Wen didn't have this worry. At this time, he felt that not only his body had grown bigger, but his strength had increased by several points - but his body was not as flexible as before.
As I was experimenting, Cui Jun's voice came from my ears: "My seven gourd skills, the first technique can improve the body shape and strength. In the early stage, the body shape will increase by one point, and the strength will also increase by one point. Even if it turns into a giant dozens of feet, it is not impossible!"
"When you have a high level of cultivation, you can control it freely and make it bigger wherever you grow? For example, the body shape remains unchanged, but the palm suddenly changes to a size of dozens of meters. This palm slapped it to cover the sky and the sun. Even if you want to run, you can't run away. How many people can resist it?"
Speaking of this, the old Taoist priest suddenly smirked: "Even when having sex, it is quite helpful..."
Ye Wen had a dark face, but Zheng Ying next to him had his eyes lit up.
Seeing that the opponent did not respond, Cui Jun just pretended that Ye Wen was experimenting. After laughing strangely, he continued: "Practice to the peak, you can keep your body shape unchanged and directly increase your strength! But at this time, the body was almost re-tempered, and it was domineering and powerful, even if you met Erlang Zhenjun's *** mysterious skill, it was not inferior!"
This was very domineering, and Ye Wen was also surprised. But if you think about it carefully, since Cui Jun, the gourd fairy, can be well-known in the fairy world, naturally has some means! It is not a strange thing to be able to create such a wonderful skill.
When Ye Wen heard this, he became really interested and couldn't help but ask again: "This is just the first technique? I don't know what's strange about the six techniques behind it?"
Cui Jun was proud and shook his head and said, "If you want to talk about the seven gourd techniques of my old Taoist, each technique has a magical power. This second technique is to cultivate eye pupils and ears. Master Ye still remembers that he could see the distance with his Buddhist divine pupils, and the old Taoist also had the means to see the distant situation?"
"Oh?" Ye Wen thought about it, and remembered that the orange light flashed in Cui Jun's pupils that day, and then he looked clear, and obviously saw the situation in the distance.
So, the second trick is Qianliyan and Shufeng's ears?
"Oh? Why are you a little familiar?"
Cui Jun didn't know yet, but just introduced his magical skills directly, just like the most qualified salesman, saying nonstop: "Not only that, if you practice to a high level, these eyes can see through all the illusions. With these eyes, the illusion array is a decoration for the practitioner!"
"At the same time, some transformed monsters will have nowhere to hide under these eyes. If you are willing, you can also use the divine light to shine directly on its prototype..."
"Is it a demon mirror?"
"Well, it's almost the same...but it's much more convenient to carry it!" Cui Jun nodded, thinking that Ye Wen's metaphor was very appropriate - in fact, when he created this magic trick, he did refer to some of the functions of the demon-scan mirror.
"The third technique is to temper the body, and you can even use the body as a magic weapon to compete with the enemy. In fact, the third technique and the first technique complement each other. Only when the third technique is practiced can the first technique be perfect..."
"Wait..." Ye Wen's head flashed with a light, and he finally remembered what was the so-called Seven Gourds Skills: "Aren't you a whole little gourd? You confiscated seven disciples and passed on one of them and then called the Gourd Baby?"
Cui Jun laughed: "Didn't you just pass the first trick to you?"
Chapter completed!