Chapter 4 Marriage Application Form
PS: Finally finished the exam (feeding dirt)…
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"Yes, because of my father's job transfer, I'm going to move to another place. It's a place called Mars... That place was established by the Star Swallows, attracting the remnants of Asga and the colonists of Namik. The United Kingdom was formed by Slaanes secretly supported. Well, of course your father has never heard of it, because this is what I made up hahahahahahaha, you stupid woman..." Xiao Zhengta smiled maliciously, "I let you down, Seona, I won't leave before I've bullied you enough. Unfortunately, for a long time, you will continue to be shrouded in my shadow, hum, hum, hum, hum..."
After the call, Makoto shook Liu Hai on his forehead, smiled with his teeth, and his white teeth flashed: "How about it, Uncle Gintoki, deepened his impression through constant suggestion and speech, laid the FLAG to take the lead, and set the prerequisites for future strategies... Does this realm of love holy as deep as the sea open your eyes?
"I think you are just spreading fear..." Gintoki said expressionlessly.
Makoto snorted coldly, glanced at Gintoki, without saying a word, with a very disdainful expression.
"Hey hey hey!" Ginto slapped the table, "Why do you look like 'This middle-aged man with low emotional intelligence who has never been in love is really helpless'? Slap you with a spank, Uncle Ginto, I really can spank you with a spank!"
"Uncle Gintoki who can only see the appearance of things. It is because of this that you have always been single."
"I don't want to be ridiculed by a five-year-old kid!"
"Because I am only five years old, I am qualified to laugh at you." Cheng turned around and took out a thick book from his backpack, raised his head, like a proud little rooster, "Let's open your eyes, hum."
Xiao Zheng opened the password lock quickly and carefully took out a few pages of paper from the book.
The three big words "Marriage" are written in the upper left corner.
It is a completely formal marriage application form. The name column of the husband Fang family is full of the three words "Long Shencheng", while the name column of the wife Fang family is eye-opening, either tender and clumsy, or delicate and beautiful. The handwriting obviously comes from the hands of a little girl is carefully spread throughout the form, especially the occasional naive words, which make people like Gintoki smile involuntarily.
"This...is this..." the older young man murmured.
"Yes, this is the strategy tool for childhood sweethearts to kill memories - the marriage application form signed when playing house as a child! Although it has no legal effect, it will be denied as a shameful black history when you grow up, but..." Chengjiang touched her chin, and her smile was filled with indescribable wisdom, "But! This memory full of childhood memories and inexplicable heart-warming will still be deeply left in the depths of her heart, maintained at all times and increasing her favorability! At some point, it can also exist as a strategy FLAG! This is the artifact! The artifact!"
"I'm really scary. Ah, will I become a demon king trying to destroy the world when I grow up? It's so troublesome..." Xiao Zhengta stroked his forehead and sighed in a pretentious manner.
But Ginshi didn't hear Makoto's bragging at this moment, and he was completely attracted by the novelty.
"Wow, this is the marriage application form. It's so amazing... This is the first time I've seen it..." Gintoki looked at the white paper page like a country bun, and suddenly muttered, "I'm a little unhappy... Who is despising me?"
He looked up suspiciously at Makoto, and Xiao Zhengta maintained the most standard smile, cute and sincere.
"However, when it comes to the marriage application form when it was a child, wasn't it drawn with a brush? Childish words and painters are the most sincere childhood memories, such as you are regular..." Gintoki turned his head and said, "By the way, this doesn't look like a fake. Where did you get such a realistic application form?"
Makoto smiled confidently, then lowered his head, brewing for a while, and when he raised his head again, the quirky little Shota had become a well-behaved, weak and adorable child.
"Na, aunt, can you give me some marriage application forms? Please, I have money here, although it is very little, but it is all saved up by pocket money and New Year's money little by little..." Xiaozheng lowered his head and pinched a corner with his hands in a silence, "Because... Because... Because... Because my father hasn't been home for a long time, every time he comes back, he just quarrels. My aunt said that my father and mother divorced, and it means that it is no longer the family's intention. I want to continue to be family members with my parents, and I don't want to separate from important family members. My aunt said that the marriage registration form is a magic contract that reconnects the bonds between the family. If the names of my father and mother are filled in again on the contract, then everyone can live together again. Nah, aunt, is this really the case? If this is the case, can I give me a few marriage registration forms? If the money is not enough, I will definitely pay it back in the future... Can it be?"
The big watery eyes looked up from bottom to top, full of desire, expectation and begging, which made people feel pity and wanted to agree to all the requests of the eyes' master.
Gintoki remained petrified and was stunned.
God...a natural politician seedling!
"This is the basic situation, but it is usually caused by the civil servants of the service bureau to completely collapse the tear glands, and they even take the initiative to send me home and participate in the talks. Once the truth is discovered, it will be bad... After all, a lie requires more lies to be fulfilled..." Cheng Jiang held her chin and pondered, "Will you buy it directly with a large amount of money? Brother, how about taking this 10,000 yuan for tea and giving me a few marriage registration forms? It's not a big deal. No one cares about taking a few cards. Where can I find a good thing that can easily earn 10,000 yuan? The civil servants are so hard and have little salary. It's normal for them to earn some extra money by using legal means to facilitate the position. Who would blame you for such stupid things? You said right hehehe..."
And... he has become a big entrepreneur who is good at political donation!
"But speaking, why do I have to do such a hard work in person..." Cheng pondered, and suddenly, he raised his eyebrows and said arrogantly, "Ichigo, you go to the service bureau to get me a few marriage registration forms... Ignore what method you use, and make me do it, you useless cheating guy!"
He has become a brother who is stubborn again! He is so skillful, you cheating guy!
"Anotherwise, where did you get it from..."
"Download it from the Internet and then print it out." Makoto said lightly, he glanced at Gintoki in confusion, "If you have a marriage registration form, you can download it from the Internet. Uncle Gintoki doesn't even know this? Oh, so that's it..."
Kosakata looked suddenly and looked at Gintoki with admiration.
"So it's really wise to say that Uncle Gintoki, who doesn't know about this kind of thing because he doesn't need to fill out a marriage registration form for his whole life, is really worthy of beating! Hit you! Hit you!"
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Ahh, the new book has not been published yet, I am very busy recently (Yuanmu), but I have made several drafts, and this time it is almost done. This time the protagonist should be a bitch, and I am trying to make him develop in the direction of a cute and cute (nod).
Chapter completed!