PS1: Well, a new outer chapter has appeared. This story happened when Chengjun was five years old. At that time, the seedlings of the Dragon God family had not grown crooked yet... Well, at least they have not completely crooked yet...

PS2: Tell us about the new book. The wave of the times set off by the Jingwang action directly knocked down our new book concept to death on the beach... One of them was too limitless, so he threw it aside, and the other... He adopted the same worldview as the academic master, and took place in the story of the Ming Dynasty (Looking at the sky). This kind of doubt that I am on the right side is reliable or not... In addition, I have been busy with another job recently, so I will delay it. During this period, in order to maintain my feel and maintain popularity, I started a new one... Well, the middle-class creation, I thought hard, and this extra chapter should be interesting.

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"So troublesome..."

I don't know which sigh this is the natural curly silver hair.

He wrapped his head in a towel, wrapped his inappropriate apron, and cleaned the room with a feather duster.

This place can be called a human residence, but its dirtiness and messiness has reached an outrageous state. In fact, both men and women, the single apartments of older single young people always have regrettable sanitation levels. For example, Sakata Gintoki's refugee camp, Yue Yong Xiaomeng's mass grave, random domestic waste and ** magazines are eternal themes that last forever - it can be said that from the moment they left school and entered society, the word "tidy" has no choice but to their life.

Put the third bag of garbage in front of the door, Yinshi took off his mask, and tied up the organized magazines one by one.

In addition to the must-buy "Young JUMP" in every issue, there are also mysterious publications and Blu-ray discs used by young bachelors to generate electricity and release their dreams. These spiritual civilization construction products with various beauties and highly suggestive texts as covers have various differences from manufacturers to media to content to content, but they also have the same aspects - they cannot be seen by children.

Yes, it cannot be seen by children.

Gintoki threw the big bundles of magazines into the storage room.

The bachelor's family will welcome new residents, and in the next two weeks, he will spend with a five-year-old boy - the eldest son of his best friend, and Gintoki cannot refuse such a commitment.

"But the children are very troublesome..." Gintoki recalled his childhood and deeply realized that raising children is a very bad and difficult job. "And he is only five years old, I don't know if he has been weaned. If he does this, he has to buy milk powder. Do you want to pee around like a dog? Do you have to buy some diapers? Children are disobedient, like to make noise, and picky about food, so they have to buy toys, snacks and... No, no, too spoiled, can't cultivate men, so they have to be strictly disciplined..."

He sat on the tatami, and the table was piled with books borrowed from the library yesterday.

"One Hundred Questions about Children's Growth Education", "You Are Already a Little Man", "Photo of Defensive War in Naughty Children", "Thirty Happy Little Magic to Get Around with Children", "Dad Can Save the World"...

"It's so troublesome... children hate the most..." Gintoki held his head and turned the page casually, "But since he is Shi Zhi's son, he must be a fool. It's not too difficult to deceive the child... No, no, it seems that it's not good to cheat. Children have never believed in adults since childhood, which is not a good thing..."

"So why is it me!" Gintoki lay on the ground, holding "Shoda You Mi Hao" and rolling around, "This kind of thing should be done by someone who has married! Don't Tokimon and the others have all got married! Even if you look for Tsunade and the others, it's better than me! Are you really relieved, Zhi and Lin Ji? I will teach your son to be the sugar star who is picking his nose and watching "JUMP"!"

I just want you bachelors who sit and talk without back pain to know the pain of raising children!

When I was asked like this yesterday, my close friend's roar was so sad that those who heard it were crying.

Is it really that hard to do? No matter how naughty a child is, it is limited. He is just a five-year-old child. Besides, the son of such a fool is only a fool. Of course, the son born to a fool is a fool.

...However, he is a little fool who has not inherited the bloodline of the Dragon God Family.

"It's a little trouble... Could it be a fool who laughs on the surface and is actually very inferior in his heart? In this case, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

"This is simply too easy!" Sakata Gintoki seemed to be trapped in his own world and walked around the room. "It's good to be an ordinary person without martial arts talent, such as scientists, politicians, foodies, entrepreneurs..."

He dug out some suspicious and unquestionable books such as "Children's Interest Cultivation", "Enlightenment", "Life Winners Catching from Dolls: Your Child Needs a Lock and Four Keys and Good Amnesia" from the mountains of preschool education books: "I have a premonition that I will become Japan's top early childhood education expert in two weeks..."

Just as Mr. Sakata was immersed in the beautiful depiction of the future blueprint, the phone rang.

"Hey, this is Mr. Sakata, the future expert in early childhood education..."

"Gintoki, there is a child looking for you, come down and take it." Mother-in-law Denshi's voice rang in the microphone, and she was still a little troubled, "I said, you guy can't..."

"Kid? Wait..." Gintoki's face turned dark, he slowly turned his head and looked at the clock on the wall.

It's 9:30.

The appointment was at nine o'clock, and Gintoki went to the Dragon God's house to take the eldest son over.

"Is it already this time?" Gintoki jumped up, put on his pants quickly, rushed to the closet like a whirlwind, put on the silver suit that he only wore on formal occasions, tidied up his tie with the speed and dexterity of a top warrior, and even combed the natural roll a little, and sprayed it with perfume. Then he hurriedly opened the door and rushed down, "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, no punctuality, the first impression is bad, so at least it must be restored through the visual first impression, and apologize solemnly at that time, be sure to give the other party the feeling of 'Uncle Gintoki is a reliable adult who dares to admit his mistakes', come on!"

Gintoki ran to the landlord's house in the Dungshi Village as a dragon. In the living room, Dungshi's mother-in-law made tea and asked the little boy opposite with a soft expression.

A very beautiful child?

Perhaps it can be described in this way, with a pair of very quiet eyes. Compared with those playful and curious children of the same age, he was unexpectedly quiet and steady. He occasionally looked around, but his eyes were serious and purposeful. It was more of an observation than a look, an observation made to understand something that interests him.

"Gintoki, you're here." Denshi's mother-in-law waved to Gintoki, "This child is very cautious and still refuses to tell me what his name is. He just said, you didn't go to pick him up, he had to come to you, and he also said..."

"Mom said that she had something to leave and asked me to live with Uncle Gintoshi. She also said that Uncle Gintoshi would come to pick me up, and then left. But Uncle Gintoshi did not come, so she found this place according to the note left by her mother. Are you Uncle Gintoshi?" The beautiful little boy stood up and bowed politely to Gintoshi, his voice was very light and innocent, "I'm disturbed, Uncle Gintoshi, coming here uninvited to cause trouble for you. Are you willing to take me in? If you are embarrassed, I will leave immediately..."

"Every sentence of these words is true, but why do you always feel something is wrong with it..." Gintoki's expression was a little strange. He touched his head and smiled, "Ah, sorry, sorry, I was wrong, so..."

He suddenly felt a murderous intent.

When he turned around, his mother-in-law Deng Shi's face was as gloomy as if water was about to drip out.

"Gintoki... You are already twenty-seven years old, how can you do such a thing that will end up being abandoned? Who is the child's mother? Why don't you live with her? This child is again..." Denshi's mother-in-law took a deep breath and took out her cell phone, "No, I have to call the police..."

"Hey! Mother-in-law, stop!" Yin Shikyu shouted, "Don't get me wrong! He is the son of Zhi and Lin Qi!"

After a scattered explanation, the mother-in-law Dengshi understood.

The little boy who was born in the Tong Yanwuji looked a little uneasy and said softly: "What am I wrong?"

The mother-in-law Dunshi, who made a joke, smiled and comforted her. As for Gintoki... Natural Curtain, who has been a bad seed since childhood, stared at the little boy thoughtfully. The bad guy's intuition told him that the child did it on purpose.

It is revenge on one's own unpunctuality.

The boy named Long Shenmao noticed Gintoki's gaze and smiled with an innocent and charming smile.

Gintoki suddenly felt a little toothache.

He had a premonition that the path of an expert in early childhood education may be a bit difficult to walk...

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PS: Ah, talk about Kabbalah, that is, the author of "My Youth Love Story No Problem" declared the entire fan area... Well, this was a friend told me. After reading it, I only felt a little sad... I didn't feel that I am now in a paradise and I don't feel that I care about this kind of thing, but I care a little bit. Back then, I used myself as an example, summed up the gains of the year, and told writers similar to me in a self-deprecating tone, but I was disgusted by a group of inexplicable sour goods.

The limited exaggeration is online, and all kinds of slander and sarcasm, I have been chasing me for countless days, and I wish I could nail me to the shameful pillar of the fan area and even the "home circle". The full love of these great and honest men for fan really makes my readers feel ashamed of the money of the unconventional flawlessness. There is a sense of awesomeness of "those who offend me will be punished even if they are far away". Even the villain, who doesn't know if they will be regarded as "traitors and scum in the fan area" feels proud. I think it's great to have such a group of lovely people protecting the fan area, but what about now?

Hey hey hey, I just laughed at that time, and I gave some suggestions to a small group of writers who wanted to write some original works like me, but they were gathered by the heroes and daughters of all kinds. Kabbala is worse than me, and he laughed at the crowd! He pointed at your nose and cursed! He was almost squatting on your head and shit, man, heroes, fan gurus, where did I get crazy about me? Don’t protect the glory of the fan zodiac area? Maintain the sacred right of fan writers who are eunuchs who are fooling their fathers and are not allowed to be criticized and ridiculed by anyone! Go and fight Kabbala’s mental illness!

Interesting, really interesting.

啊,我说真的,虽然坑树是我朋友,但如果对同人区爱得深沉的诸位想要将这个胆敢糊整个同人区一脸的精神病按在地上揍一顿,我必然摒弃前嫌,为诸位摇旗呐喊,看着你们守护你们深爱着的同人区.

Let me add some good luck, everyone, let me, who was once the protagonist, sit in the audience and see the grand occasion of the Colosseum.

Go to code.
Chapter completed!