Chapter 27 So the big confession battle of early Chiyo began
PS: Should the major events in this volume be written as Pacific Rim... (Contemplation)
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"Brother, can I be your girlfriend?" He put the fried pork chops on the prepared plate, and while he kept smelling the fragrance, Sai Chiyo hugged my arm with saliva.
I said coldly: "Let go."
"Oh." She let go of her hand and looked very sad. From the beginning of entering the door, she kept trying various confessions. Unfortunately, this silly girl looks really an incurable emotional idiot. Judging from the eyes of my master-level love theorist, her love skills are even worthy of passing.
——I don’t even know the natural thing like “exposed my chest when confessing”.
...I really want to mislead her with the above verbal principle. I think there is a high chance of reaping benefits.
After serving all the dinners to the table, although Hachiyo shouted "I'm starting" as usual, he did not start sweeping food immediately. Instead, he looked at me with his head in front of him, and then looked at the food in front of him, as if thinking about something.
"Why, the rice is not to the taste?" I took a bite of rice and asked. If she dared to say that it was not delicious, she would eat raw meat and lettuce for a day tomorrow, or she would buy 500 yen to eat it.
"No." She shook her head like a rattle, and then stuttered, "Would you like to feed me?"
... Please don’t get into your girlfriend’s condition without authorization, okay?
I calmly picked up the miso soup and took a sip, looking at her thin cherry-colored lips without any concealment: "Feed it directly with my mouth, I will promise you."
"How could it be fed with your mouth? It's so shameful! It's so unhygienic!" She was shocked and her face turned red.
I looked even more shocked: "Do you want to feed it with your breasts? Hayachiyo, you are too..."
"It's not just about feeding it with your breasts! Brother, can you be as good as you think!" she protested angrily.
I looked at her with an extremely sad look, slowly focused my eyes between her lower three paths and legs, shook my head and sighed, "You dare to play like this, but let's forget about the human body feast, I have a slight obsession with cleanliness..."
"Big Brother! You are here! What! Ah!"
"You actually understand!" I said in surprise, "By the way, the most orthodox way of eating should be put on abalone."
She sighed dejectedly and began to silence the food, so the feeding matter was aborted. This stupid mother monkey wanted to fight me, but it was not enough. Once a man gave up his moral integrity, he could beat at least ten women - I mean verbal fucking.
After dinner, Hayyo happily grabbed all the washing work. I said that my real wife had to cook in addition to washing dishes. I really wanted to learn from Yamato Kasuko. How about starting from cooking?
I sat on the sofa and wanted to tease me again using the excuse of "a wife who works without naked aprons is not a good wife", but looking at her clumsy and busy back, for some reason, other thoughts faded.
Holding a specially made communication machine that can connect to parallel worlds, I started sending communication requests.
Six seconds later, the signal stabilized, and the sound of a gorilla crying and howling from the loudspeaker: "Brother! Big brother! Help! You can't live this life, you can't live it anymore!"
"What, every time Yu Chiyo beat you half to death but didn't give you immortal beans? You can drink super magic water directly."
"No! Sister, she complains about this and that all day long. She sometimes said she wanted to reverse my sexual orientation, and sometimes said she wanted to cultivate my kingly temperament. The most terrifying thing was that she said tonight that she wanted to demand me at the level of her ideal spouse! I really can't do it!" He said with a deep heart, and he was extremely sad.
"...so, the key." I was silent for a while, then said warmly, "You do it according to my method... first press your inner breath into a little in the sea of qi, then reverse to three inches below the navel, and finally use the Demon Disintegration Method to detonate this inner breath..."
"Oh...No, brother! If you do this, your penis will explode!" he shouted.
"whispering sound."
"Brother, what words have you just said! Am I really your brother?" He shouted in despair - then, there was a muffled sound of fists beating the body from over there. After a burst of noise, the communication machine changed hands.
"I started crying in just one day, Long Shenmao, how could your brother be such a weak person?" Yu Chiyo's awesome voice sounded, and the clear and pleasant voice echoed with an irreversible will. This reminded me of several shogunate generals in this life who did things as women. Perhaps Yu Chiyo was the same kind of person as them.
That's why I was wondering what kind of tutoring the Dragon God family over there was that actually made Yu Chiyo become a kind-hearted girl like a martial girl. In comparison, the three generations of the Dragon God family here were very regrettable...
However, I looked at the stupid girl who was still clumsy in placing dishes. Perhaps, Michiyo was just an exception.
Just like the noble, cold, wise and wise man to those three stupid apes.
"...I know what you are thinking. I'm the same as you. Those at home, huh, it's better not to mention it." Yu Chiyo snorted, "You call here, probably like me, and found the same problem. Before that, I'll ask, did you travel through time and space once in your first year of high school?"
"Yes," I nodded, "I heard what you said, and you are the same. In this case, our two worlds should not be subordinate to each other and there should be no danger of integration. So, let's work together to figure out the connection and secrets of the two worlds... First, how to find out the Pacific region?"
"I also think the most likely thing is the Pacific Rim... But before discussing this issue, should we say something else?" Yu Chiyo's voice was a little joking, "Did you have something happened to the tree bag monkey? How about it, although she has not learned any skills, her talent and physical conditions are first-class. If she is slightly trained..."
"This is not an interesting topic. Since you are another me, you should know my choice." I said lightly.
"If the two worlds can maintain a stable way of communication, your concerns will not be too big, so..." She was a little reluctant but stopped, but still smiled cheerfully, "Let the way, let the way."
Chapter completed!