Chapter 3 My sister is fun
When things happen, they happen. When all possibilities point to the same ending, this is the only truth. So when you encounter something strange, you don’t need to make a big fuss, and you don’t have to scream in disbelief. Why is this? No matter what, adapting to the mutational environment is the most important thing for a healthy person to do.
...But you can't start to entertain yourself happily after accepting the facts for three minutes.
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...I want to ask what kind of respect the "real thief red and white" in their world is, but the answer must be a kind of unbearable weight for life, so let's just forget it.
Furthermore, shouldn’t Mikoto Mikazuma be called Mikazu piano or Mikazuma harp? The name Mikazuma Chio is too tough, hey!
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!" Dragon God Zai Chiyo slapped the table and came towards me, "Brother-in-law... No, brother, who is this person? Why is he stupid and looks like a gorilla..."
My eyes stayed on Hachiyo's fair fingers for a moment, and then moved to the face of the person she was referring to. This face was very familiar to me. It was simply synonymous with stupidity. A rogue-like red hair was very coquettish, showing a silly smile, and ruining a handsome face. This person...
I looked at the Dragon God Chiyo with pity and remained silent.
She seemed to understand something and asked me pale, "Brother, this fool is not me in this world, right?"
I used a more compassionate look.
"...Don't look at me with such humanitarian care! Isn't this handsome look?" Dragon God Chiyo swallowed, put the cup on the table, and said righteously, "Look at this handsome smile, look at this white teeth, look at this reliable body, look at this passionate red hair. Isn't this good look?"
If you say this, don't always look at your eyes, and...
I put the last piece of bread into my mouth, chewed, swallowed it, and said lightly: "He is a gay guy."
"It's okay, I'm still a Lily." Hayachi said casually.
"..." I stared at her and didn't say anything.
"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey... it's not like this!" Her face turned red and she waved her hands randomly, "This is just a temporary solution. I approached the girls to enrich their hearts and let the demons hidden in their hearts disappear!"
...Where does this extremely similar plot come from? Is it the same as here in the parallel world except for the gender?
I moved my heart and raised my fingers: "You signed a contract with a weak and ok female demon in a daze. The content is to guide the girl's heart and capture the demon soul hidden in it. For this reason, you embarked on the road of lily. As a result, your abnormality was discovered by your sister. She discovered the fact that you secretly bought a lily book, and then hung you up to put a 'beep--' for you. In the end, you saved your life by helping your sister solve the problem of love, right?"
She looked very surprised: "How do you know?"
I took a sip of water and said Lei Ran: "Because of the same thing, I have done it with the orangutan key."
"..." She shivered and quietly shrank her body back, but I didn't want to let her go.
I looked her up and down, mainly aiming on her chest and the lower three ways: "The demonic agreement of the Orangutan Key is to put that thing on his words. Once the mission fails, it will crack him. I wonder where your ring is running?"
She hugged her body tightly under my gaze and shouted, "Do you know this is sexual harassment?"
"No, can the matter between brother and sister be called sexual harassment?" I pushed my glasses and thought that the future was long, so I stopped when I saw it. "Time is coming soon, I change my clothes, tidy up my schoolbag, and prepare to go to school."
"Oh." She stood up obediently and walked halfway before running back, "No! How can I go to school!"
"Go ahead." I started to clean up the dishes.
"That's not what it means! By the way, this is a parallel world! I should be called Dragon God Key here! I'm a girl, don't you reveal it as soon as you go out!" She shouted with laughter and cry, "Didn't you even consider this?"
I looked at her coldly and suddenly laughed: "The wisdom of mortals."
"...what does it mean?" She trembled and said carefully.
"How can something like a parallel world exist? You idiot. You haven't traveled through time. All this is a scam after my bet with your sister. I didn't expect you to be cheated. It's really sad." I opened my eyes and told a lie, "Don't look at it, the photos were painted by myself, and I changed the things in your wardrobe for you. By the way, let me introduce it. I am a mass-produced clone made by your sister's genetic information. The unit price is 1.8 billion yen. The heart is borrowed. You can call me Dragon God 10086."
Ignoring the shocked Dragon God Zai Chiyo, I pushed my glasses and sighed slightly in my heart. Everything about Dragon God Cheng and Dragon God Key is the calculation of Dragon God Network. In theory, there is indeed such a parallel world. But the vast universe is so big, who can explain the endless mystery clearly?
...No, I'm also involved.
I rubbed my head and looked at the Dragon God Hayachi, whose brain seemed to be occupied by a huge information flow, and suddenly I found that this guy was so stupid that he was quite cute. I reached out and bounced her head: "I'm back."
"Oh...No! Wait!" She posed for alert, looking at the wolf, "Where is sister..."
"Your sister is in a parallel world." I said angrily.
"Then you just..."
I straightforwardly broke her fantasy: "I was lying to you just now."
She covered her towering chest, looked like she was breathing poorly, and pointed at me, her fingers trembling, as if she would die in the next moment.
"Stop shaking, change your clothes quickly, it's time for us to go to school!" I walked towards the sink with the bowl.
"Why do I still have to go to school?" Hachiyo shouted behind him, "Will this reveal a lot of problems? Does it make sense?"
"Of course it makes sense." I turned my head, a cold light flashed through my glasses, and said sinisterly, "Take you to school, first eliminate the thoughts of Nakame Kuroshi, and then tell everyone that I used my mother-in-law potion to turn the orangutan bond into a real girl. If you dare to resist me again, then you will be the role model for those guys!"
"...I believe that you are indeed the sister of the parallel world." She fell weakly on the chair.
"Just know." I nodded, "Also, call me brother."
Chapter completed!