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Chapter 16 She and I Can't Be the Same Kind of People

PS: Yes, there is a book group! 140914328, at the Student Union on a day.

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"Calm down! Calm down! Teacher Qilunuo, don't worry, the sky falls and the number one unit is still holding you!" I pushed the loli in my arms away, "In short, before things are irreversible, we still have many solutions! For example, world line interference! For example, collecting Dragon Balls! For example, participating in the Holy Grail War! Or finding the cherry blossom tree that never witheres!"

"...Idiot Cheng!" Teacher Qilunuo jumped and shouted, "When is it that you still have the mood to complain!"

I just don’t want to be said by you, a guy who can’t even count clearly! I pushed my glasses and said indifferently: “Oh? Then Teacher Qiluno, why is it that Tianqi Academy is about to be destroyed? Did BETA invade? The Tiberian crystal fell from the sky? The apostle came? The black light virus leaked? Or... Teacher Belgris was hungry?”

"It's even more terrifying than this!" Qiluno shouted, "Have you ever heard of the incredible legend of the academy?"

"...I know a little about it, for example, 'a pawn shop that can realize all wishes'. It is said that deep in this academy is hidden a mysterious man, who has countless wealth, power, and power. Everyone who finds him can get what he wants, provided that they have to pay the corresponding price, such as body, lifespan, soul, integrity, dignity, etc., and that unknown mysterious man is also easier to identify. The specific characteristics are three-nothing, glasses, black belly, shaking S. He likes to cross his hands to support his chin and then use his glasses to shoot the light and kill the light... "I supported my hands, crossed my chin and said indifferently, "I always feel that something is wrong."

"Yeah!" Qiluno nodded in distress, "I have heard of this legend, and I always feel that the mysterious man looks so familiar."

Then the little girl remembered that she was talking about the serious business: "No, right! In short, you know a new school legend recently added! Midnight ghost under the cherry blossom tree! The devouring spirits transformed by starving ghosts! It appears as a giant girl with pink hair and blue hair. She is actually a terrifying predator. The key is that she can eat anything! A tangible thing, an invisible thing... A girl named Akalin was poisoned! It is said that she was eaten very important things!"

"Really, false? But what's up to me?" I held my glasses. "These unfounded school legends cannot be believed in. Really, for example, the 'druid who annihilates the universe with singing', etc., how could there be that kind of guy, the blue-clothed cat girl who can take out future weapons such as pulse inward rifles and space retreat cannons from the bottom of her skirt, how could that kind of thing have..."

"Idiot Cheng! Idiot Cheng!" Teacher Qiluno shouted to attract my attention, and then patted the table with great courage, "It really exists! The ghost of gluttony really exists! That's a very dangerous guy!"

"...I don't think it's dangerous." I shook my head, "Belgris is also in our school."

"The devouring shell is different from her! She is a ghost! A ghost without mass!" Seeing that I hadn't understood, Qiluno said furiously, "Why does the ghost eat? Where does the food go? There are only two possibilities. The first possibility is to convert all into gas and discharge it. The second possibility is to convert mass into energy. Eating requires energy, and generating gas also requires energy consumption. Absorption and consumption of energy are not the same, so the first item is to be discharged... Then the possibility is

There is only the second item! Based on the square of E=mc, suppose that the zero-type packaging and shelf she ate in one night was 100KG, and according to the mass-energy equation, she converted a total of 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00

"..." Please forgive this fool. She was trying to build a great unification of the universe and despised all established laws and maintained a fool-like consciousness in some subtle places. I shook my head, "Teacher, the mass-energy equation only shows that there is a simple equal relationship between mass and energy, and does not mean that mass can be completely converted into energy. In other words, a ghost's digestive system - the premise that she has this thing - can achieve a complete conversion of mass and energy, and then humans deserve to die..."

"But where did the food you ate go? Isn't the quality immortal?" Qiluno tilted his head.

Why did I come here early in the morning to discuss this with her? I pushed my glasses and said perfunctorily: "Maybe it really converted into gas, or... According to the principle of energy conservation and mass immortality, the lost mass may exist in the form of the dynamic mass of photons - wait, no, why does the premise become a ghost!"

...I seemed to be led away by this fool.

"So that's it...so it's like this..." Some inexplicable things were blurred in Qilunuo's eyes. While she was wandering around the sky, I put her idiot badge... no, the number plate was hung around her neck. The front was a big ⑨, and the reverse was neatly written with the words "Qiluo". Tianqi Academy does not lack the unique appearance characteristics of "the loli type that cannot grow up", so it is not surprising that a loli-like mathematician is not surprised.

The cherry blossom-colored ghost...? Tsk, can it be that the big eater from a family come out to prey? The foodies in the school are not very moral, and they often come out to cheat food and drink. The legend of the school "the nun in white who looks like he is about to die" does exist. For the sake of your wallet, you must avoid it when you encounter it.

"Hey, it turns out that this thing is here for the fool. "Qiluno then saw her numbering card. Another advantage of the fool is that she can easily divert her attention by new things. Looking at the number on it, she smiled, "In order to punish my contempt for the stupid world, fate has made me become a fool in the eyes of others. Sometimes, the difference between a genius and a fool is just what number everyone uses to call her..."

Looking at Qi Luno who suddenly fell into a sad mode, I was a little surprised for a moment. I didn’t know how to mock him, or to comfort him. I always felt that this fool who was only like the strongest genius in the studio was also emitting a different glow at this moment, as if he was wise and foolish as if he had seen through everything.

She would either not be stupid or be stupid and funny, just like I would either not shake S or shake S at an interesting time.
Chapter completed!
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