Chapter 8 Everyone's topic can't be so H
...The girl who was drawing a multiverse composition on the blackboard was named Zhixiong Science.
Before I cleaned up her, she was hiding in the science department specially opened for her in the school for her to read the eighteen-ban BL notebook, masturbating Hgame, and doing so-called scientific experiments. It is said that it is her privilege to not have to attend classes. But in front of me, all privileges are paper tigers, so I brought my two generals, Amasaki Xiao and Boli Lingmeng. If you want to talk about IQ, her value is indeed Tianyuan's breakthrough level, but when it comes to emotional intelligence... Coach Anxi, I want to play ten!
So, Boli Lingmeng is responsible for physical destruction, and Tiancao Xiao is responsible for mental oppression. As expected, Boli Lingmeng is more dedicated than any vending machine or mercenary. As long as you give money, she can even kill you, and Tiancao Xiao... There are not many beautiful girls in this world who can tell ten extremely unlimited yellow jokes in three minutes without changing their faces. Magic Mirror, what do you think?
The details of the period are not explained yet. In short, as the final hero, I signed a contract with Zhixiong Science with a smile, turning her into a magical girl... No, I am a student in Class A of the second year.
During this period, I asked the Kuroki Mojim to do all kinds of investigations on her. As a condition for starting normal classes every day and following President Long Shen to die, Amacao Xiao and I had to chat with Shixiong science classmates for at least half an hour every day. Why? I can explain it with a sentence that I evaluated Amacao Xiao by myself: Miss Amacao Xiao’s ability to tell pornographic jokes is second only to me.
... I probably understood. Zhixiong's science classmate enjoyed communicating with Amacao Xiao, who was in full swing. Then again, the reason why I could put Amacao Huang Ji into the direct cabinet of the student union was that I used the method to tell this girl about sexual excitement with various yellow jokes and erotic jokes within twenty minutes...
——Suddenly I felt a little frustrated, and I thought I vaguely found another reason why I couldn’t find my girlfriend.
Of course, this is not the only exchange condition. For example, as the experiencer of the invention of science, we provide various experimental reports and suggestions on time. Regarding this, I said that all the students in the class can cooperate. There is another point, that is, I will provide the student union student union member Billy Hellington on time to provide the students' science department with entertainment photos. This question... I agree to my brother and young man who obeyed me. Anyway, this guy who openly hangs calligraphy "like boys" behind his desk at home and behind him, took two photos when he did that kind of thing to commemorate...
Science is using large compass to draw giant concentric circles. This should be a composition diagram of the multiverse. Of course, there is only a rough composition. The annotations of various dimensions and worlds are not marked. They should be one by one in the explanation. The statement about the explosion of the universe leaving concentric circles has always attracted controversy, but I don’t have much interest in these areas and certainly don’t know much. If a genius explanation can save a lot of time to study, I think I’m still happy to listen.
I have finished drawing science... Hey, I always feel that there are fewer two circles on top and bottom. Do I also wait until the explanation to draw?
"Okay! Everyone cheer up. Now let me explain the new postures of science...." The girl narrowed her eyes and pointed to the blackboard cutely. She is different now than when she first started school. She can always communicate with her classmates more normally - of course, only for the top academic masters in this class - the girl's voice was full of vitality, "This is one of the legendary top women's top ten famous instruments, an intuitive picture of the 'Thousand Rings of Moon'!"
"Puff..." One quarter of the students in the class vomited blood. These were thieves. One quarter of the students looked red and lowered their heads without saying anything. These were indifferent. One quarter of the students showed curiosity when they didn't understand the truth. These were innocent and natural stupidity. The last quarter of the students showed tacit smiles on their faces. These were bitches. And I can observe everyone's reactions calmly at this time. This is called loneliness. The art of room in the world exists in an academic and health-preserving way. The loneliness of academic workers. You shallow people who are idle and peek at Huang Shu will never understand.
I turned my head to look at Hakawa. The class leader Hakawa's face was flushed. After igniting my gaze, he waved his hand: "No, no, no, student Dragon God, don't misunderstand! I don't know anything! I don't know anything!"
...This is the pseudo-natural stupid and indifferent style, you are a little sexy girl who peeks at H books.
As if he understood the joke in my eyes, Hakawa classmate let out a wail and fell on the table pale.
"Teacher Zhixiong!" I raised my hand in the eyes of the whole class, just like a very, very well-behaved and willing to ask questions, and smiled, "May I ask, it is said that this form of female vaginal · Tao can greatly satisfy men during the process of sexual love. Is this true? Please answer from the perspective of biology and structural mechanics, is it OK?"
"What a good question, Long Shen!" Zhixiong was excited about science and nodded with a smile on his back, "Teacher, I not only need to analyze from the perspective of biology and structural mechanics, but also take care of fluid mechanics and mechanical mechanics!"
"Oh oh oh, is it because of friction and lubrication?" I nodded suddenly and said, "It sounds so amazing!"
"Yes." Zhixiong Science sighed with an expression of "My life is limited but I know it is limitless", "Science continues to develop, but the unknown continues to increase, just like a circle, the larger the area, the larger the circle it touches. Back then, many amazing scientists have achieved amazing achievements in physics and chemistry, etc., and now, biology is divided into such a detailed level of molecular biology, and every scientific research requires the cooperation of talents from all aspects..."
I nodded and agreed: "Yes, think about it carefully, the question just now also involves psychology and physiology..."
"Please don't compare things like science with things like that!" Some girls complained loudly.
"That kind of thing? This is a major issue related to human reproduction and evolution! Which is more important, the policy of solving the phenomenon of low birth rate or the space program?" A brave boy stood up, oh, oh, good classmate Takumi!
The class gradually became a quarrel. These geniuses who were usually calm but highly regarded were a quarrel with the academic masters, and started a big discussion on the topic of "Is H necessary?" Today's Class A in the second year is also quite energetic.
...This is the high school life that should be, I smiled gently.
Chapter completed!