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"As long as I am still the principal of this school, the school's swimsuits and sports shorts will never die!"

As you can see literally... This is the speech of our school's principal at the school's teacher-student representative meeting. By the way, the principal is already eighty years old. According to the physical functions of normal people, this is an old gun that cannot be used, but this old thing... ahem, Mr. Chuan Shen Tiexin (Note 1) still maintains the same sexual desire as a young person... I mean vitality.

By the way, I personally feel that the granddaughter of this old man is a female gorilla named Kawajima Oki (Note 2). If my stupid brother is transformed by my mother, it is probably like Kawajima Oki. My head is full of muscles, and I always want to cause trouble for others all day long, but I am surprisingly able to fight. When talking about the boss of Yamaguchi Group, I think it is obvious that the nature of the Sichuan gorilla beast is better... and it is still homosexual, and the degree of disgust has doubled. Such a female monkey, sex

He is a bad person and loves to tease people. He once regarded me as his target, such as borrowing money everywhere and throwing the creditor's country to me, for example, pestering me to hold the world's No. 3 Martial Arts Association in the name of the Student Union (Note 3)... Apart from writing the bills and giving them to the old thief of Sichuan God for reimbursement, I really have no way to deal with her. After all, I am a muscle gorilla, and I am a mother. I can't drive away, and I can't beat her, and I can't beat her. I'll make a candy until one day I discovered one of her weaknesses...

Okay, don’t mention the characters like gorilla keys. Actually, what I want to express is... Usually in anime works, there is always a pitiful normal person who serves as a complaint and commentator among a group of abnormal humans. Unfortunately, in Tianqi High School, a college full of scams and fucking, I seem to be that terrible character.

Think about the so-called school-wide teacher-student conference. Do you think that at the meeting where "I feel so good when I hear the name", the head teachers of all grades and classes, people from all walks of life of the student union, non-partisans gathered together, but the principal slapped the table and shouted "The school swimsuits and sports shorts will never die". What is the loss of things, and there are even more things, that is, all the male teachers and students attending the meeting fell into a state of fanaticism, and for the first time in his life, he supported the principal's decision with his hands in harmony...

You said at least women are morally honest? Okay, then let me tell you a secret. Among the many curious clubs on campus, there is a place called "Male Public Relations Department (Note 4)". Yes, the club's action guide is just like you can see literally. A group of wealthy young masters are eating and doing the cowherd's activities. It is said that many female faculty and female classmates have already gone in for fun, and have become repeat customers, which has led to the Male Public Relations Department's evaluation of the club in the club.

The top rankings, and the green lights are all the way to apply for anything. What's more, they seem to even entertain men... Cough cough, do you say I don't want to spread rumors? I can only solemnly tell you, please don't doubt the intelligence ability of the Heitong Magic Mirror Lord. The list and evidence are kept in my hands as a threat... No, I mean to ask them to cooperate with the auxiliary tools, otherwise you think the work of the Student Union has been fully cooperated by all walks of life, and the traitors have even entered the world?

To sum up, everyone should understand. Although the student president is in power and has a great glory, he also has to deal with a group of unspeakable bastards. Due to the high degree of autonomy of the student union, I not only have to inquire about the fights that occur from time to time, but also care about the moral changes of the teacher group, such as...

——A silver-haired natural curl was crying in my thighs, and she was a representative of the unconventional character of the teacher group. Sakata Ginhata, who clearly has the appearance of a young man, but is as decadent as an uncle inside, has a poor living habits - picking his nose and bouncing around, not washing his hands when he goes to the toilet - or washing his hands without paper when he goes to the toilet. He loves sweets and likes to read "Young JUMP". In the waste group of Tianqi High School, he is a high-level "non-combustible garbage". Due to alcoholism, buying sweets and various books and magazines, he often is on the verge of financial collapse. Now he is the head teacher of Class Z in three years, leading a group of students who cheated his father. (Note 5)

I forcibly resisted the urge to kick the unrecyclable and uncombustible water-filled garbage away: "Teacher Yinba, you made me embarrassed like I was here to collect debts. Although you have borrowed me 36,742 yen, plus interest, a total of 404,162 yen, when will I extend my hand to you?"

Silver-haired natural curly looked at the hand in front of me indifferently: "So... is this an hallucination that I had after getting drunk?"

"It's just conditioned reflex." I took my hand calmly, and then Sakata Ginhachi seemed to react to what I just said, "...Hey! Why is the principal only more than 30,000 yuan, plus the interest is 400,000 yuan! Isn't the interest 10%!"

"Nothing happened." I pushed my glasses, "I said at the time that the interest rate was ten, which means ten times, or one thousand percent. You signed your name without even reading the IOU clearly. Who is this blame?"

"Bastard! That time I was drunk! You took advantage of the chaos to put usury, which is even worse than the option of holding someone else's hand while she was asleep in SAO and clicking the 'Agree Duel'!" Teacher Yinba roared. (Note 6)

"Huh, the teacher is also playing SAO?" I was stunned for a moment, then nodded indifferently, "Then the idiot samurai named Sakata Gintoki is you, holding a wooden knife called Toyako..."

"You! You... are you that..." The eyes of the dead fish eyes were even more prominent, and Teacher Yinba looked like he was cheating his father. "That heavy-tasting iceberg man, Makoto Ito, who has the first defensive artifact of SAO's "Good Shield"!" (Note 7)

"Hey, the dead fish eyes over there, who do you think has a heavy taste?" A cold light flashed in my eyes, "Believe it or not, I will send the IOU to the school office and ask them to directly transfer your salary for next month to my account?"

"Hero! Please don't do this!" Teacher Yinba visited the ceremony and then showed a flattering smile. "Today, Kuroki Kan Yejun from the Student Union Secretariat is here to convey your will..."

"Has it been transmitted?" I nodded, "... Then, teacher, have you brought the thing?"

The first issue of "Young JUMP" is called the three unofficial magazines of Tenki High School, together with "Intimate Paradise" and "Women's Clothing World", I don't know about "Young JUMP", but according to Kuroki Yajun, "Intimate Paradise" seems to be a secret publication of Konoha Club, and the editor-in-chief and editor of "Women's Clothing World" is a celebrity in our school, and the third-year Gedo Masaya and Miyako Miyako. They both belong to the same mysterious community organization "Luxifa Mountains Group", and the members are girls who are very popular on campus, such as Kinishi Hideyoshi, and Concubine Chihaki... I have also met them several times. For some reason, I always feel that something is wrong... (Note 8)

"No!" Teacher Yinba screamed, "Please don't do this! Only this..."

... Finally, the farce was discovered by others. When the students passing by saw the scene here, they shivered one by one. Many female students even showed a fanatical look in their eyes, as if they heard strange speeches such as "the president likes the New Year's Eat".

——I always feel that there are no girls to pay back, and I have even been dodged by many people. These unruly bastards played a big role, especially when Teacher Yinba rubbed my pants and was touching my nose, preparing to...

"Teacher Yinba, if you dare to apply it," I made a cold voice. "Tomorrow I will replace all the water used for public toilets with strawberry milk, and toilet paper with "JUMP". It will restrict all the stores and supermarkets in the school to sell you any sugar-containing snacks. Please issue a special prohibition for Ginba Sakata, remove your little sheep, and then transfer you to Tuya Teacher as your deputy."

"Ahhaha...ahhahaha... Dragon God classmate, Chengjun, President, Your Majesty the Emperor!" Teacher Yinba smiled and withdrew his hand, wiped it hard on his white coat, and then pushed his glasses, "Please don't say such terrifying words with a calm look on your face. Do you want the world to destroy it!"

"I think it's nothing wrong to completely crush your worldview and existence value." I said lightly.

"Ah haha! You always say things that are right and wrong. You obviously admire the teacher. You are also a good person. You have to pretend to be sadistic. The three-no characters are indeed more cute than women." Teacher Yinba patted my shoulder and said unreliable words, "That's it. Chengjun, you are sixteen years old this year. You are also sixteen years old without a girlfriend! You are obviously a top student with great grades or an invincible student president. Why don't you have a girlfriend? Are you a junior high school student who dare not confess? Things like love are like octopus, and it is impossible to take the initiative to deliver it to your door!"

...The point is the only problem that this academic master has never understood since he was born.

The bitch was secretly observing my expression, but he was disappointed. He read the majestic writing of facial paralysis and thoughtful expression, which was not something that such a useless uncle could understand. Moreover, it was clearly me who was pulling his braid, so he couldn't let him dominate the topic.

"The wisdom of mortals." I said coldly, "Haven have you always been a virgin?"

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Note 1: Chuan Shen Tiexin, the old man in "Please fall in love with me seriously", is almost one of the strongest people in the original work. By the way, he said something about Deakushui and sports shorts.

Note 2: Kawajima Yuki, the heroine of "Please fall in love seriously", Kawajima Tiexin's granddaughter, fighting maniac, violent woman, homosexual... More than 80% of the description of her in this article meets the original work...

Note 3: The world's number one martial arts lesson... from "Dragon Ball", which is almost the main line in the early stage...

Note 4: From "The Male Public Relations Department of Yinglan University", the Reverse Hou·March Type... The description of this work is 80% consistent.

Note 5: Sakata Ginha, from "Three Years Z Group Z Teacher", but here is a mixture of Ginhachi from "Three Years Z" and Gintoki from "Gintoo"... Whether it is morality, pervert or other aspects...

Note 6: SAO... The first virtual online game in "Sword Art Online" is a very smart online game, with brain wave access, real fantasy, extremely high virtual reality, extremely strong gameplay, and amazing effect. It seems that the bunker has a very small flaw and cannot be offline...

Note 7: Ito Masatsuma! This name... is a milestone, from "Day on Campus", one of the four scumbags and one of the four epilepsy kings. By the way, although Masatsuma is a scumbag, if compared with his father... Well, Masatsuma is like a little white flower.
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