Chapter 52 Between Niu A and Niu C(1/2)
Qin Yuan habitually touched his nose and said loudly:
"I can tell you that I can treat Lao Zhou and also save Cheng Ergou. I must save him. Although I have seen Mrs. Qin once on the road before, I think Mrs. Qin is a good person. She cannot, and there is no need to do anything that damages her reputation. I believe that her sausage is clean and everyone can eat it with confidence."
Touching his nose again, Qin Yuan untied Cheng Ergou's neckline.
This tragic hawker lies on the ground and dares not move. He regrets not falling for his failure to escape just now.
What's even more tragic is that Cheng Ergou found that his collar button was unbuttoned, and then more than a dozen soft, round, cold and smooth strips fell from the collar to his skin.
itch!
Very itchy!
Very itchy!
Super itchy!
Cheng Ergou just heard Qin Yuan's voice, and he could guess what was on his body was the loach and eel. He was so angry that he cursed his mother, but he didn't dare to move.
At this time, Cheng Ergou regretted coming out to cause trouble for Mrs. Qin today.
Something he regrets even more happened.
Qin Yuan saw that Cheng Ergou was still lying on the ground and motionless. He said to the people around him: "Everyone is optimistic. I want to use my unique skills to make him come alive immediately!"
As soon as he finished speaking, people were still thinking about what Qin Yuan said.
At this moment, Qin Yuan stuffed nearly half of the remaining loaches and two eels into Cheng Ergou's crotch.
ah!
Cheng Ergou felt a sudden chill under him, and then the slippery feeling was strangely stimulating, which made him unable to remain calm anymore.
And at this time, something that made Cheng Ergou regret very much happened.
Cheng Ergou's vital points were suddenly stimulated by the loaches wandering back and forth. He suddenly stood up from the ground and shook desperately. The loaches in his clothes kept falling down, but the ones in his pants were not that easy.
There are many neighbors who understand that they are very despised Cheng Ergou's behavior, and they are also very funny when they see him in a mess now.
Cheng Ergou heard the ridicule around him and wanted to find a crack on the ground to drill down. The strange feeling in his crotch made him want to go crazy. He really wanted to take off his pants directly, but he couldn't throw away this person.
So he hesitated for a moment.
It was precisely because of his hesitation that his body had a significant reaction under the different stimulation of the loach.
He had an uncontrollable erection!
The shameless and angry Cheng Ergou suddenly screamed in surprise.
ah!
oh!
Ao!
Cheng Ergou no longer cared about whether there were anyone around him. He took off his pants and even took off his underwear.
The loach fell down like rain, causing people around to burst into laughter.
One person was screaming, and a group of people were laughing!
Mrs. Qin fed Qin Yuan’s special sausage to Lao Zhou. Old Zhou slumped comfortably in Mrs. Qin’s arms, and her complexion improved a lot.
In fact, this old boy woke up when Mrs. Qin was about to feed him sausages with her mouth, but he just copied Cheng Ergou's actions and applied what he learned.
Wow haha!
Lao Zhou's weak body has improved a lot under the effect of the special sausages. When he saw the scene in front of him, he couldn't help laughing.
He narrowed his eyes slightly and saw Cheng Ergou pulling off all his pants, his skinny body, his fighting spirit little brother, and a long eel.
These things won't make Lao Zhou, who enjoys the gentle service of Mrs. Qin, so happy.
Following Lao Zhou's guidance, Mrs. Qin also saw such a ridiculous scene, and she burst into tears in an instant:
Cheng Ergou is not wearing pants!
Cheng Ergou screamed with his little brother!
Cheng Ergou's little brother hung a long eel!
The eel's head bit Cheng Ergou's little head!
Oh my God! The earth! Damn it! All these are caused by me!!!
Qin Yuan is closest, and he is the initiator. Looking at such a long eel, "growing" on Cheng Ergou's turtle!
"Help! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry to help me get rid of it!"
Cheng Ergou was in public, grabbed the eel, trying to pull it off but dared not pull it off. The strange stimulation made his little brother feel extremely energetic.
On the contrary, his face was filled with sorrow and tears.
Those people invited by Cheng Ergou took the opportunity to slip away. Qin Yuan saw it, but he didn't care.
Qin Yuan ignored Cheng Ergou's screaming. The eel was not poisonous, and it was Cheng Ergou's own fault.
He came to Lao Zhou and told him not to be emotional and asked him to take medicine as soon as possible. Although his special sausage is useful, it is not a medicine after all, and it cannot have a unique therapeutic effect.
Lao Zhou took out the first aid medicine from his cigarette box, took it, and left the middle-aged man who was talking nonstop. Lao Zhou drove it away in annoyed manner and whispered to Qin Yuan:
"Little brother, thank you so much! If it weren't for you, I would be afraid that I would respect Xiao Qin until I die. Now, I see that Xiao Qin has a much gentle look at me, so I will have the opportunity to invite you to a wedding banquet in the future."
Lao Zhou was secretly happy and said thank you repeatedly.
At this moment, ambulances and police cars drove one after another.
Cheng Ergou screamed, covered his face and was shaking a long whip, and ran towards the ambulance with strange movements.
"Help, doctor!"
Several young nurses were so scared that they were shy. Anyone, when he saw a naked lower body suddenly rushing out in front of him, and a long snake-like existence hanging on his lower body, was afraid that his first thought was fear.
This person is a lunatic, so you have to stay away. It is not illegal for a lunatic to kill people.
The second thought is that when you find that it is not harmful to you, you will definitely laugh when you see this scene and you can't stop it even if you want to.
whee!
hehe!
Ha ha!
hey-hey!
quack!
All kinds of laughter are endless!
Only Cheng Ergou was crying, and the dead leaves couldn't cry, and they couldn't cry!
Under the command of an older nurse, the nurse who finally stopped laughing and helped Cheng Ergou onto a stretcher. A burly and majestic policeman jumped out of the police car.
"All irrelevant people get out of the way, doctors and nurses come with me!"
Cheng Ergou, who was lying on the stretcher, looked at the doctor and nurse beside him leaving. He kept saying inconspicuously: "Help me, below, help me, ah, below me!"
He said these words over and over again, which looked like a classic dialogue in adult action movies.
"Dad, are you okay?" The burly policeman came to Lao Zhou and asked worriedly.
"I can't die." Old Zhou said indifferently.
The middle-aged man bent over and called out carefully to the director. The burly policeman nodded slightly and ignored him.
"Dad, it's fine. Now I'll take you to the hospital for a check-up first, and then we'll go home." The police chief said carefully.
Lao Zhou pointed to Cheng Ergou on the stretcher and said, "You check this person carefully, it's not a good thing."
The director winked and two policemen walked over.
Old Zhou pointed at Qin Yuan again: "I'm fine this time, but I rely on him all. Thank you very much."
Generally, patients with similar hypertension and other patients must not be allowed to fall to the ground suddenly when there is a sudden symptoms, otherwise they will be paralyzed at the mildest, and cerebral hemorrhage will die suddenly on the spot!
If Qin Yuan hadn't been quick-eyed and his hands were about to hold Lao Zhou, the consequences would be unimaginable.
"Young man, I'll give me your information later and I'll give you a satisfactory reward."
Qin Yuan shook his head and said, "Since the matter is almost done, I'll leave too."
Looking at Qin Yuan who turned around and left, Old Zhou broke free from the director's support and glared at his son fiercely. His dissatisfaction was self-evident.
"That, little brother, wait. I think we are quite destined to be friends."
A group of doctors and nurses followed the director step by step. The director carefully served Lao Zhou, and Lao Zhou surrounded Qin Yuan happily.
This scene made people around him stunned.
Some people with daughters couldn't help but think, this young man was so awesome, how great would it be if he could be my son-in-law?
There are a few girls who started to curse Qin Yuan to show off in their hearts, all of whom secretly compared them with their boyfriends or husbands, and suddenly felt that nothing was good for their boyfriends or husbands.
Suddenly I felt that Qin Yuan, who was in the center of the crowd, became more and more a person between Niu A and Niu C.
To be continued...