How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy?

"What's there to know about? Isn't it the one-third of an acre of the Five Elements Sect!"

Hongli was lying on the sofa in the living room, her bare feet swaying.

If other guests come, she will definitely pretend to be a good wife, mother, and lady.

But for the two little cousins ​​Hei Hui and Hong Qiao, hey, everyone knows each other's virtues, so my family doesn't have to deal with so many things.

Hei Yang was carefully handling a bag of peanuts, while Xiao Huo and Hei Hui were whispering there.

Only Hong Qiao looked serious and sincerely asked her cousin for advice.

She has already decided that she will go to the Five Elements Sect with Hei Hui to practice in the spring, but she is always a little unsure in her heart. She is afraid that there is something she should know but she doesn't know it.

After much deliberation, she dragged Hei Hui to her cousin's house and asked Hongli about this issue.

If there is anyone who knows the Five Elements Sect best among the people she is familiar with, her cousin, who became the leader of the sect after just one year there, definitely has a top-notch understanding of the Five Elements Sect.

She now hopes that her cousin will give her an introductory guide. She will follow her cousin's guide. She does not expect to become a sect master after passing the level, but she hopes that the newbie can avoid lightning when she enters the trap.

But Hongli really didn’t know what to say about her cousin’s problem.

"Really, I'm not lying to you. You don't have to prepare anything. You will know what you need to know when you get there."

Hong Li held her head with one hand and said casually: "I was lucky and was led directly into the trap by my aunt, a veteran player, so I don't know if there are any minefields.

When you get there, it will give you a few books, including some sect rules and manuals, and some secrets of practice.

You have to read the secrets of spiritual practice carefully. Your sister and I suffered the loss of not reading them seriously back then, which indirectly led to the tragic death of those comic books of mine."

"Wait a minute..."

Hong Qiao couldn't help but ask: "Having not read the secrets of spiritual practice, does it have anything to do with the comic... er, comic book, and its innocent and tragic death?"

"That's a big deal. If I..."

Hong Li started to speak, sighed and waved her hands: "Forget it, it's a long story, I'm too lazy to say it. I just want to tell you to read the practice manual carefully, and don't imitate me when the meridians rush randomly...

After all, my meridians go away and come back, and your little life goes away and never comes back..."

"Uh..."

Hong Qiao looked dull, looking down at the pen and notebook in her hand, not knowing what to write down.

My sister is saying weird things again. It’s already amazing that she can understand one of the three sentences.

Fortunately, based on years of communication experience, Hong Qiao still saw a few bloody big words between the lines: Remember to preview!

"As for that sect rules manual, just turn to the welfare section and take a quick look at it, and then read the rest slowly."

Hongli continued: "Anyway, I didn't finish reading that thing until I graduated from the sect, but that girl Xiaoyun finished reading it and memorized it a few days ago. It's true that I don't exist in the same world.

When the time comes, remember, don’t bully men, bully women, cheat, abduct, steal or anything like that, it’s usually fine,

If you are unsure about anything, you can ask your senior sisters, brothers, or elders and parents.

Except for when they ask you to apply for a membership card, they are very reliable at other times.

If you encounter someone bullying you, remember to tell me. Don’t hold it back. What if your anger goes wrong and you become possessed while practicing, right?

Also, the free meals in the canteen are really not as good as paying for them, so don’t treat yourself too badly..."

"House rules manual, canteen..."

Hong Qiao kept memorizing key words one by one, nodding while listening.

"Will I also have a little flamingo egg by then?"

"Hmm, this is how our Hong family goes to the Ministry of Fire."

Hongli stretched out a finger and said leisurely: "But you can also choose to apply for a change of department, which I didn't know until later.

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Because in recent years, young people have become more and more liberal in their views on marriage, and the attributes that the Five Color Family is good at may also change...

Of course, the little flamingo eggs are randomly selected, and you don’t know what kind of child you will have.

But no matter what, you have to remember that from the moment you decide to hatch, you are his (her) life and the whole world of Xiaohe. You must not let them down..."

"Hmm, um, how about this, randomly selected..."

Hong Qiao thought: "The biological parents are random, the blood inheritance is random, the talent is random, and the gender is also random..."

"Maybe we can create a flash."

Hei Yang, who had just eaten a peanut, couldn't help but interject and said with a smile: "Flash Six V Xiaohe..."

"Heiyang shut up."

A row of tic-tac-toe popped up on Hongli’s head.

"You don't have to listen if you don't want to hear it. Don't make trouble for me!"

"Okay Xiaoli, your will."

Hei Yang chuckled, said no more, and continued to conquer his pile of peanuts.

"My penis really deserves a beating..."

Hong Li glanced at Hei Yang helplessly, fantasizing about beating him up before looking away and looking at her little cousin Hong Qiao again.

"How should I put it, actually you don't need to know so much."

Hongli spread her hands and looked like she was sighing.

"These are precious memories in life. If we knew them in advance, wouldn't there be less surprises then?"

"Just like after I joined the Ministry of Fire, I was suddenly told that I could receive a small crane egg."

When Hong Li said this, her eyes lit up.

"Oh my god, I never thought I could raise a little life with my own hands!

That feeling of surprise can't be overcome even by the sadness of homesickness."

"You must know that I have raised some silly little animals or plants with strong vitality..."

Hongli shook her head and sighed: "Unfortunately, only Hei Yang survived in the end..."

"Hey, who is your little animal?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but protested from the side: "It's obviously me who raises you, right?"

"Heiyang shut up, I don't need you to disrupt me when I am bragging."

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Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang, looked at Hong Qiao, and continued to sigh: "I want to raise a child with my own hands since childhood!

That feeling is really stressful, but it’s pressure but also motivation..."

"When Teacher Hongli says the word motivation, it always makes me want to laugh three times."

"Heiyang shut up."

Hong Li casually took the small pillow on the sofa and threw it away from Hei Yang. Finally, she looked at Hong Qiao and concluded, "So, I've probably told you everything I've told you. It doesn't matter whether you know the rest or not.

After all, no matter how many words I can describe, why don’t you go and take a look for yourself?”

"Ah, but..."

Hong Qiao showed a nervous expression.

"But I heard that if you fail to refine your qi within a year, you will be kicked back."

"Huh? Are you worried about this kind of problem?"

Hongli looked unhappy and said: "As my cousin Hongli, how could you not be able to refine your qi for a year? Can you have some confidence?"

"Hong Li, the pressure boy, is good at putting pressure on others."

"Heiyang shut up."

Hong Li threw the other pillow over, looked at Hong Qiao who looked confused, and said with a smile: "I think I have made it very clear. There will be no doubts now, right?"

"Well, actually I also know that I should experience this kind of thing by myself..."

Hong Qiao made a sound, took a deep breath, looked at Hong Li, and said with some embarrassment: "With your help these days, sister and brother-in-law, Huihui and I have already reached the seventh level of physical training, and will soon reach the eighth level.

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And if nothing else goes wrong, before going to the Five Elements Sect, I should be able to advance to the ninth level of body training, the theoretical peak of the mortal realm."

"Hmm."

Hongli raised her eyebrows: "So? What do you want to say?"

"I want to say that actually I am still a little unsure..."

Hong Qiao lowered her head and stared at the tips of her shoes, sitting obediently.

"Sister Hongli, you also know that my talent is not very good. Not only compared to you, Sister Hongli, I am far behind compared to Brother Butian.
To be continued...