Chapter 333: It’s hard to imagine what kind of mental state I was in when I wrote the title of the chapter.(1/3)
"Look, look, this is the advantage of having your own home."
In the yard of Yangli's house, Hongli held Heiyang while showing off to the elder who was floating next to her: "Look at Brother Butian and the others' guilty looks, and then look at us."
"One thing to say, one thing to say, it's true!"
Hei Yang nodded and said: "We don't feel guilty even if we are thieves!"
"Hey, that's not what you said. You make people think that we are just thick-skinned."
Hongli patted Hei Yang with a speechless expression and corrected: "We have our own independent private space. No matter what we do, we don't have to worry about our parents suddenly barging in!"
"Indeed."
Hei Yang held out his thumb and said seriously: "That means no matter how lazy you are, you won't get scolded, and no matter how much you play, nothing will happen!"
"Well, if something happens, it will happen, right?"
Hong Li's eyes were weak, and she stood on tiptoes and leaned close to Hei Yang's ear.
"I think some people play too much and end up with problems. You still need to be aware of safety.
Of course, we are practitioners, so our moral bottom line can be lowered!"
"If all practitioners in the world hear you say this, their blood pressure will soar."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, slapped Hongli back to the original altitude, and looked at her with disdain.
"Besides, why are you thinking about weird things all day long?"
Hei Yang narrowed his eyes and said seriously: "Besides, did I tell you not to peek at those things again?"
"Ha, let's see what's wrong!"
Hong Li snorted softly and patted her chest. She was not ashamed, but proud.
"Young people are full of energy and should be proud, so why be embarrassed!
Of course, we are immortal cultivators, so it is normal for us to be young for a few hundred million years!"
"Has the word "cultivation" been misinterpreted like this..."
Heiyang showed his half-moon eyes: "Hongli, you have committed a heinous crime!"
"Huh? My sin is extremely evil? My misinterpretation?"
Hongli looked dissatisfied and said: "I am trying to find its original meaning. You must know that the instinct of living things is to survive and reproduce.
Cultivation to immortality is for a better survival and away from death. They are both full of vitality terms, so what is the misinterpretation?"
"On the contrary, it's those who forcefully add various definitions to it, which I think is baffling."
Hong Li said disdainfully: "Yes, I just like vulgar taste and trash that deviates from noble sentiments!"
"Tsk, tsk, what you said is quite unreasonable."
Hei Yang rubbed Hong Li's head and said with a smile: "But in my eyes you are very cute."
"Hey hey hey..."
Hong Li smiled.
"..."
The great elder who followed the drifting had a black line on his head. The joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same, but I just think they are immoral.
In broad daylight, in the clear sky, someone actually did something like this...
What, this is their home?!
What, I’m not even a human being now?!
What do I need from someone else?!
That’s okay!
The great elder immediately retracted his idea of scolding them and continued to choose to be deaf, blind and mute.
Again, it was only when the great elder saw these two that he realized how good Hong Butian was.
Alas, alas, alas!
"Hey, senior Piao Piao, over there, over there."
Heiyang pointed to a certain direction in the yard and explained: "Did you see it? It's right in front.
That’s where I’m going to pinch your face, no, I’m going to reshape your body!”
"Hmm."
Hongli nodded and said faintly: "Also, elder, you have a sick friend there, well, to be precise, he is a sick horse friend."
"Ah, this old man has heard about it."
The elder Piao A Piao said that he had done his homework in advance and knew that the body being reshaped there was a big horse that had a good relationship with these two people. The elder had also heard its sad story.
Although the Great Elder's entire physical body is gone, he still feels that he is much luckier than that child.
There is still a difference between not having some things together and not having some of them!
For example, if three or four cards are dropped from a pile of playing cards, the whole soul of playing cards will no longer be perfect!
"It's just that I wonder how he is doing now?"
The great elder asked curiously: "How far has it been to reshape the body?
Having said that, it should be simpler to reshape his part than to update Laodai's entire body, right?"
"Who knows."
Hongli spread her hands and said in a lazy tone: "No matter which one was easy and which one was difficult before, after my Hei Yang's operation, the difficulty is almost the same now."
"???"
Question marks appeared on the head of the great elder: "How do you say this?"
"Hei Yang didn't pay attention. Instead of reshaping his body, he ruined his whole body."
Hong Li rolled her eyes, showed a horrified expression, and said quietly: "At that time, the scene was extremely bloody and miserable. Hei Yang dug out bones one by one from the piles of rotten meat, and then...ah!"
Hongli covered her head, hummed softly, shut up obediently, and looked at the great elder.
Do you understand?
I can only say that I understand everything. If I continue to say more, I will be useless. The information at that time has been almost deleted, and only I, Hongli, know.
However, the interests are related, so shut up, shut up.
"Uh, senior Piao Piao, don't listen to Hongli's nonsense, tampering with facts, artistic processing, and lies!"
Hei Yang stretched out his hands from behind Hong Li and grabbed both sides of Hong Li's face. He kept pulling and pulling, and gritted his teeth and said: "She is a person who must listen to what she says dialectically, otherwise she will lead her into the ditch sooner or later."<
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"Uh-huh, hahaha, uh-huh, even if, by the dark power of your Black Sun, uh-huh..."
Hongli slurred her words in a passionate revolt: "I, Hongli, won't give in, I won't give in, I won't give in!"
"Hoo!"
Hongli suddenly shrank her head, emerged from the claws of the black sun, and laughed loudly: "I still have to use my strong will to reveal...ah!"
"Bang!"
"Okay."
General Heiyang fell to the ground, with a big swollen head still smoking. The unconscious Hongli was picked up and fixed in his arms. He turned to look at the great elder and said quietly: "Now our biggest trouble has been solved.
, let’s start the operation!”
"Ah, wait, wait..."
The Great Elder's soul trembled for a while, and a panicked expression appeared on his face: "I think I still have to make some mental preparations. Is it a bit rash to go directly..."
"Ah?"
Hei Yang said speechlessly: "What's so rash about this? The successful example is right in front of you.
If I can succeed the first time, I will naturally succeed the second time!
And practice makes perfect, the second time with experience will definitely be more reliable than the first time!"
"Well, that seems to be true..."
The great elder was stunned for a moment, looking at the gray fog getting closer and closer, feeling panicked in his heart.
"By the way, can I meet the patients first, exchange experiences about the illness, comfort and encourage each other, and strengthen my confidence in recovery and discharge?"
"That makes sense!"
Hei Yang nodded and said with deep understanding: "The patient's emotions are also something that needs special attention during treatment."
"Since you have said so and are so enthusiastic, it would be rude of me if I didn't let Da Ma come over and chat with you."
Hei Yang waved his hand to Gray Fog and shouted: "Hey, Dama, I'm bringing you another patient who is reshaping his body. Come out and get to know each other."
To be continued...