Chapter 320: The happier you are, the more you have to remind yourself not to get carried away(1/3)
"Something to say and something to say!"
Hong Li stretched out a finger and said seriously: "I was scolded by the map cannon, does it count as being scolded?"
"Nonsense, it must count!"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "If the map cannon is not considered a curse, why do we all scold those who use the map cannon!"
"But now, aren't you also a kind of map cannon?"
Hong Li showed her dead eyes: "You are scolding everyone who opened the map cannon, do you think you are also scolding yourself?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang's expression froze, and he waved his hands and feet in a frantic manner.
"What are you talking about! What are you talking about!
Can I call this a map cannon?
I am...this is...
Well, this is a righteous move on my part!
Stealing a book does not count as stealing, and scolding the person who opened the map cannon does not count as scolding!
Well, I am calling a bad guy, I am a good person, just like everyone calls a thief!"
"Haha."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Heiyang's famous double standard!"
"You!"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a ferocious expression.
"I, what am I doing!"
Hong Li was not afraid and looked directly into Hei Yang's eyes with a look of disdain.
"What's going on? If you can't argue, you'll have to hit someone! You'll lose your face!"
Hong Li snorted softly, lay down on the bed, held her head and shouted: "Come on! Come on! If you have the ability, just hit me. Anyway, this is the only way you can use this method to become incompetent and furious!
Hum, just bully the honest Hong Li, bully her for being weak, pitiful and helpless, and then use fists and kicks. It will really make those who see it cry, and those who hear it will be hurt..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Hei Yang quickly stopped Hong Li from being a rogue.
"When did I say I was going to beat you? Don't accuse a good person unjustly!"
"Oh, why are you looking at me so fiercely if you don't want to hit me!"
Hongli looked unhappy: "Why do you look so big-eyed when you glare at me?"
"Ah this..."
Black Yang showed his half-moon eyes and laughed repeatedly.
"Well, I opened my eyes so wide because I wanted to take a good look at Little Red Riding Hood, Bah, Bah, Bah, Little Red Li!"
"Ugh!"
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Hypocritical!"
"..."
A black line was drawn on Heiyang's head: "Get up. If you don't get up, I will really beat you!"
"Ha, the true colors have been revealed!"
Hongli couldn't help but shouted loudly and remained motionless: "Come on, come on, hit, hit, hit!"
"You!"
Hei Yang's backhand is a slap.
"Ouch!"
The red glass turned over like a rabbit and pointed at Hei Yang with a shocked expression.
"You're so squealing! You're done!"
Hongli gritted her teeth and said, "I want to tell your mother! Let her hang you on the house and whip you hard!"
"Hey, you are making friends out of thin air and making up rumors."
Hei Yang curled his lips and raised his hand: "I didn't hit you."
"That's because I can hide quickly!"
Hongli gritted her teeth and said, "I'm stupid, am I really going to get beaten?"
"Heh, it seems like you are so smart."
Hei Yang sat cross-legged on the bed, folded his arms, and looked at Hong Li with disdain.
"Then since I didn't hit you, what reason do you have to go to my mother to sue me?
You're slandering people, right? I'll tell your mother directly that you are the one who should be hung from the rafters!"
"You're so cute, I'm slandering you, I'm slandering you?"
Hongli's eyes widened and she pointed at herself in disbelief.
"Isn't what I said the truth? Even if I don't get hit, it is still an attempted crime and I will be punished as well!"
"Then maybe I'm just scaring you."
Heiyang Dead Pig is not afraid of boiling water: "You keep provoking me, but you still don't allow me to scare you?
No way? No way? Isn’t it true that some people only allow themselves to jump in other people’s faces, and then they become anxious if they are jumped in the face?”
"You! You! You!"
Hongli's face turned red, she rolled her eyes, tilted her head, tilted her mouth, and kicked her legs.
"Ah, Hongli was so angry at Gou Heiyang..."
"Hey, hey, you're pretending to be dead again, are you doing this again?"
Hongli: "..."
"Good guy, you acted rogue first, so don't blame me!"
What does he want to do?!
Hearing Hei Yang's half-threatening words, Hong Li was shocked. She shouldn't be. As long as she is dead, Hei Yang can't do anything to her...
Wait, that seems to be a trick before getting married. Now I am motionless, uh...
Damn it, no way, no way?
Brother Heiyang, that’s not the case for you, right?
I'm just joking with you!
Hongli's heartbeat quickened. Didn't she agree to do it on the wedding day... She couldn't help it anymore!
Damn it! Think about it! After all, Hongli is so cute!
If she were Hei Yang, she would have done this and that again, and then asked Hongli to do this and that again... Damn it, I am really a villain!
But here’s the problem, I am Hongli!
What to do, what to do, please help, please help, a black sun is hovering around, waiting online, it’s very urgent!
If Hei Yang really takes action, will she accept it? Or will she be forced to accept it?
Hiss, it’s really hard to choose!
"Ha, found it!"
Hei Yang's surprised voice sounded.
Hong Li: "!!!"
Are there any props?!
Stop it, brother! I’m inexperienced! You can’t do this!
"Hey, Xiaoli, guess what this is!"
Hei Yang's voice startled Hong Li, and then she felt Hei Yang squeeze her face with a round thing.
Hong Li: "???"
This is, what is this!!!
Hong Li suddenly remembered that some time ago, while Hei Yang was not paying attention, she secretly took away the ten items and took a look at the mysterious prop, hoping to satisfy her curiosity.
The result, the result is, woo woo woo...
The result is woo woo...
To be continued...