"Oh, it's just Hongli, you can catch it!"

Hei Yang held down his recaptured girlfriend with one hand and wiped the sweat from the top of his head with the other hand.

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hong Li, who was pressed on the bed, rolled her eyes and agreed perfunctorily.

"My husband is invincible, Hongli Xiaonizi has no power to fight back in front of my husband, she was easily manipulated!"

"I just thought your weirdness was a compliment to me."

Hei Yang let out a long breath, listened to the laughter and chatter coming closer and closer outside, and looked at Hong Li helplessly.

"Mom, they are coming, what do you say?"

"Ask me, how do I know?"

Hong Li looked up at Hei Yang with a look of despair.

"If I were just as invisible and violent as you were before, nothing would happen.

But now this thing is an instant kill, an instant kill!

Do you want me to follow you out and kill the guests like crazy?"

"Grass!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but think about that scene, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

"Then the way our family treats guests is quite special."

"That's really special."

Hongli couldn't help but complain.

"Even if I can barely control my strength without accidentally injuring others, think about it...

You are sitting in the living room, chatting and laughing, and the background music is poor Hongli's screams, screaming and bouncing around you?"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Imagine it."

Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes expressionlessly.

"That can no longer be regarded as an ordinary social death, it is simply... just...

I’ll just be promoted to the heavyweight comedy clown in the travel industry!”

"Be confident."

Hei Yang encouraged: "Maybe you can become popular and run for selections like the Great Shadou in the Heavens?"

"Who would be surprised by that kind of selection!"

"What should we do?"

Hei Yang spread his hands helplessly.

"You can't let me, brother, hold you in the living room to meet guests, right?"

Hong Li: "!!!"

"Fuck! What the hell are you doing!"

Hongli imagined that scene, her face turned red with embarrassment: "This is too shameful!"

Although but...

It’s just shameful!

"No! Absolutely not!"

Hongli decisively rejected this outrageous proposal.

"Anyway..."

Hongli gritted her teeth.

"If it's just the two of us, you can hug me however you want... No matter how much you go too far, I'll admit it!

But if there are others, I won’t do it!”

"Nonsense, of course I know this won't work..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Stop talking about you, I'm scared too!"

"Xiaoyang? Xiaoli? Strange...where are you people?"

Mom's voice came faintly from the living room: "You guys sit down first, I'll go see them two..."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang and Hong Li, who was pressed on the bed by his hands, looked at each other, then looked at the door, blinked, and shouted without hesitation.

"Mom! I'm coming right now. Just wait a moment. I'll be here soon!"

"Ah?"

Qing Yiyi's confused voice came: "What are you busy with?"

"Ah, no, no, no, I mean, small things, small things!"

Hei Yang sweated on his forehead and said quickly: "Mom, please go sit down and drink some water. I will finish the matter at hand right away!"

"Then..."

Qing Yiyi was stunned for a moment: "Okay, don't delay."

"I know, I know!"

"..."

Mom's footsteps gradually fade away.

"Huh..."*2

Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.

"What now?"

Hei Yang showed a toothache expression: "Do you want to come with me?"

"Are you holding me?"

"If I don't hold you, I won't fly away..."

"Grass, indeed."

The corners of Hongli's mouth twitched, and she suddenly thought of something, and said cautiously: "Well, how about you carry me out, but you have to wear a coat or a quilt to cover me up, so that no one can see me, or I use

It’s okay to hide from the gods!

Then you said that I went out for a run early in the morning and did morning exercises, and I’m not at home now!”

Hei Yang: "..."

“There are so many flaws that I don’t even know where to start…”

A row of black lines was drawn across Heiyang's head.

"Taking a few million steps back, even if my parents are mentally distorted and believe the nonsense of you going out for a morning exercise...

But while you were restraining your instant-kill magical powers and hiding in my arms, didn’t you think about how outrageous that scene was?”

"Ah this..."

The eyes of Hongli and Heiyang floated upward at the same time, looking at the imaginary bubble.

[It would be bad if someone noticed if you made any strange noise!]

[Don’t move around and hold on tighter.]

[Listen, they seem to be talking about you!]

[You don’t want your shame to be known, right?]

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Grass!"*2

"What I just said is nonsense! Don't take it seriously!"

Hong Li sweated on her forehead, took a deep breath, and gritted her teeth: "Since going out means at least being a social worker, I'll just stay in the house! Hei Yang, just go out alone!"

"Are you sure you don't need my help now?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you afraid of getting bumped all over your head? Aren't you afraid of being bounced all over the room? Weren't you still crying and flying around just now?"

"Hey, this little hardship is nothing compared to social death!"
To be continued...