Chapter 168: When the person who comes out of the screen is not your wife, but the netizen who is confronting you...(1/2)
"Huh, look at you!"
Duanmu Qiaofeng put the prepared pots, pans, ingredients and other ingredients in front of Hu Tiantu and Hu Tianen, and smiled and said, "For so many years, it is your brothers who cook the meals best to my liking.
Well, this is the snow-capped pigeon this month. Every night, you will still be the best stew every night. Well, the old rules are not needed too much at one time. Just be sure of it!"
Hu Tianen: "Yes! Master, don't worry, my brother and I will do our best!"
Hu Tiantu: "Ah! Yes, yes!"
"Hey! What? That's it!"
Hongli's eyes were exposed from the fingers of her hands, staring at the boss.
"Oh, you just specially take these two apprentices and cook for you here, right? You're the chef! What a thing!"
"Well……"
Heiyang looked at Hongli's eyes with seven points of anger, shock, confusion, and disappointment. He couldn't help but complain: "Teacher Hongli, can you share with you what the picture was in your mind just now?"
"You have the time to speak sarcastic words!"
Hongli couldn't help but scream: "She asked you to cook for her! You haven't even made it for me, how can you make it for her first! Don't do it!"
"Ah..."
Heiyang scratched his head: "But it was Hu Tiantu who cooked, not me."
Isn't this just, the kind of running a game, manipulating characters to cook, and then...uh... daddy burger shop?
"No, no, no, no, no, no!"
Hongli crossed her hands and refused, "You can obviously change to the inner demon's custody!"
"Ah, I was going to do that."
Heiyang spread his hands and said speechlessly: "After all, who would have nothing to do and cook for others?
But then again, Duanmu Qiaofeng's tone, these two brothers are still chefs, how about you learn something secretly?"
"don't want."
Hongli curled her lips: "I don't want to imitate others. My meals are unique and the kind that works for you!"
"It sounds a bit creepy..."
Heiyang twitched, scratched his head, took out the soul poison he had collected from the storage bag, and shook his head a little bit: "It's a pity that you can't just teleport this thing, otherwise I'll add some materials to her."
"As long as you want to do something, persevere and work hard, there is nothing you can't do!"
Hongli clenched her fists and said, "Didn't she say that the food afterwards were made by these two brothers. In other words, you have time to deliver this thing to them and then add ingredients to her.
Well, in order not to attract her attention, I think I should only add one at a time. If it accumulates, it will explode at that time, hehehehehehehehe..."
"First, we started with inspirational chicken soup, but the result was that this kind of villain spoke, right?"
Heiyang couldn't help but complain: "In addition, if you want me to say, why can't you add all doses to her at once? Isn't this easier and faster?
As you said, what if you add one dilogue every time, what if the other party is alert and fails after being discovered?"
"Oh, don't you understand?"
Hongli stretched out two fingers and explained seriously: "The so-called long pain is worse than short pain. Is it too cheap for her to have sex?
Haven't you heard that she has eaten the two brothers for many years and her vigilance has been greatly reduced. Even if she feels something is wrong, she probably just thinks of something else.
If it were you, you wouldn't have thought that your disciples would actually be able to threaten their own poison, and they would feed her on time and on time, right?
Besides, the attack is just a surprise. When the burst is at a critical moment, it is not more effective than the direct burst at that time.
If it exploded directly at that time, it might be alarmed. If it were at a critical moment... tsk, this is what you mentioned as a time bomb. The sword that has not been hung up is even more intimidating!"
"Ah..."
Heiyang scratched his head: "You always have more energy when it comes to harming people."
"whispering sound."
"Come on!"
Duanmu Qiaofeng smiled and waved her hands to the two brothers: "Well, although the master is still beautiful, he cannot relax his vigilance.
This snow-capped pigeon is anti-aging, nourishes and breast enhancement. Well, everything is fine, and only you two can make it the best for me to enjoy!”
Hu Tianen: "It's so honorable!"
Hu Tiantu: "Yeah, yeah!"
"Oh yell?"
Heiyang raised his eyebrows and looked at Hongli with a scrutiny: "Beauty... Cough cough, hehe?"
Hongli: "!!!"
"Hey, you're so angry!"
Hongli had a tremor in her cerebral trembled, her hands were crossed with her chest with her face, and looked at Heiyang with a red face: "It's not what you think, I just think the pigeon soup is delicious, so... well!"
Heiyang: "Hey hey~~"
"What are you doing! I..."
Hongli looked at Heiyang with such an expression, and couldn't help but grit her teeth: "Don't smile foolishly anymore! Don't look at me like that anymore!"
Heiyang: "Hey hey~~"
Hongli: "!!!"
"Grass!"
Hongli couldn't hold back anymore and threw it out: "Ah! Yes! That's what you thought! So what! Ah?!"
"Hey...ah...I mean..."
Heiyang saw Hongli's angry look, laughed awkwardly, and comforted her in a low voice: "Actually, I think it's okay, it's not very small..."
"real?!"
Hongli suddenly raised her head, and reacted instantly, her eyes fainted: "Bah! I want you to care!"
"Why can't I care!"
Heiyang looked unhappy.
"Ah, it seems to be..."
Hongli nodded subconsciously, and her whole body froze: "You are so fucking, you are so fucking... Huh, you are going to piss me to death!"
"Ahem, calm and calm."
Heiyang tried to curl the corners of his mouth, but he couldn't stop it: "That, I'm serious, you're like this, well, it's pretty good, it's really okay..."
"Bao, babe, babe! Do you think I'll be happy when I hear you say this? Go dream!"
Hongli covered her ears and closed her eyes: "Don't mention it again, this topic ends!"
"Ah, okay."
Heiyang curled his lips, looked at Hongli, and suddenly sighed: "To be honest, I still feel unhappy when I am across the screen. I still want to see you breaking the big defense in front of me, and I feel more accomplished."
"Ha, if I were in front of you, I would poke a hole in your head now."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "You can only dance with me through a screen protector."
"When the fire thinks that the bottom of the pot protects water."
Hei Yang did not show any weakness: "If you don't accept reality, just let me know."
"Then I can't get out again."
Hongli snorted: "When the seal is unblocked, I have to give you some color after unblocking."
"Let's wait and see."
Heiyang retorted, and his consciousness left Hu Tiantu. At the same time, a strange light suddenly flashed in his eyes of a confused little brother, looking at the seven people beside him, nodding to each other, and walking outside.
"A group of Qi Refining Periods, it's still a bit difficult to arrange the remaining five Foundation Establishment Periods."
Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Hongli casually analyzed: "So, next is to arrange other Qi Refining Periods?"
"Hehe, you still understand me."
Heiyang showed a funny expression: "These Qi Refining disciples also have their own social circles on weekdays, so it is easier to start.
First, we will refine qi to surround the foundation, and then arrange these three golden elixirs.
Oh, you can't escape any of you."
【Red Glass Teleported to Destroy Mushroom*1】
【Hongli: Firepower support from good brothers.】
[Hongli: If you have a broken play, just put mushrooms and teleport them to let your sister protect you.]
【Black Sun has received】
To be continued...