"Hei Yang, I'm thirsty. How about I go get something to drink?"

"Drink the northwest wind."

"Hei Yang, I'm hungry. How about I go get something to eat?"

"Punch me."

"Black Sun~~"

"Reject."

Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and looked at Hong Li speechlessly: "I'm telling you, can you be more serious, use your energy, and stop doing two things at once? The long-term pain is not as good as the short-term pain!"

"So you have this time to monitor me here..."

Hong Li opened her eyes and couldn't help but said: "If you have this time, why don't you practice with me? This will obviously be faster!"

"Wouldn't that mean you're using my progress in vain?"

Hei Yang's tone was calm: "Three monks have no water to drink. I don't believe that if we practice together, you will not be lazy!"

It's like everyone is lifting a heavy object together, and there are always one or two bitches who are secretly not working hard.

Imaginary group work: everyone is united as one, the division of labor is clear, the team members actively participate, the eight immortals cross the sea, each shows his or her magical powers, and the task is completed easily, quickly and efficiently.

In fact, group work: the group members dispersed in a hurry, pushing each other away, and finally the group leader or a responsible group member was left to carry the burden forward. One person did the entire group work, half-heartedly, just for the sake of communication.

.

The so-called principle of strength in numbers cannot be applied to lazy dogs!

Thanks for the invitation, my blood pressure is soaring.

"So..."

Hei Yang nodded affirmatively: "Please complete your homework independently!"

"Oh——"

Hongli drawled her voice and answered unhappily.

Although she knew that Hei Yang was right, it didn't stop her from frantically piercing Hei Yang's little scarecrow in her heart!

……

2000YEARSLATER

……

[While the talent of great wisdom is running, your contract partner (Hong Li) has a deeper understanding of the skills of collapse, sale and slip (blue).]

"Hey! Are you obsessed with being lazy already?

Miss Hong, what are you comprehending!!!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "Occasionally you have to work hard, don't let others look down on you!"

"Hey, annoying!"

Hong Li wrinkled her nose and looked at Hei Yang: "By the way, I remembered one more thing..."

"Alas."

Hei Yang sighed: "A big adventure..."

"Don't! Something is really wrong!"

Hongli quickly stopped her: "I think about it, I originally planned to pay back Xiaoyun's money as soon as I came back!

As a result, yesterday I went to see my aunt and then had an urgent meeting, so I still haven’t paid back the money.

If we don’t hurry up, what if Xiaoyun starves to death?

Oh, by the way, her little Li Huohe was also born, waiting to be fed!

This is the life of mother and child! Isn’t this kind of thing important enough?!”

"Well, that's right..."

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment and scratched his head. If he owed money to someone, it would be better to pay it back as soon as possible. If he really had to wait for someone to press him, it would be too ugly.

"Then you hurry up and pack it up."

Hei Yang urged: "After you find out how much you owe someone, just tell me and I will give you the money."

After all, when Hei Yang was trapped in the fog, if Xing Yun hadn't come to the rescue and provided spiritual stones, Hong Li might have reached the foundation building stage a step later.

If you had been slower, you might have drank the Meng Po soup, or you might not have arrived in time to save Hei Yang or something...

This favor must not be forgotten. It is your duty to borrow debts and repay money, but favors have to be calculated separately.

"Yes, I understand!"

Hongli patted her chest and gave Hei Yang a look that said, "Don't worry, I'll do the work." "Then I'll hang up the video!"

"Huh?"

Hei Yang was stunned: "Why do you want to hang up the video when you want to pay back the money?

Do you want to make false accounts and act as a middleman to get kickbacks?"

"I'll eat your head!"

A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hongli's head: "I'm going to a girl's house soon. Is it okay to turn on the video for you to watch?!"

"Uh, it really doesn't seem appropriate..."

"Isn't that the end? I'm hanging up! See you later!"

"Hey, wait... beep..."

The screen in front of Hei Yang disappeared: "In a moment..."

………

"Oh oh oh oh!"

After the confirmation video was hung up, Hongli finally couldn't help shouting to the sky, with tears in her eyes: "I am free!!!"

Well, temporarily!

Lying on her back on the bed, Hongli subconsciously let out a soft hum of comfort. She didn't have to think about anything or do anything... What a happy thing it was!

"I really want to just have a good sleep like this."

Hong Li murmured lazily, her upper and lower eyelids began to fight, her thoughts flew further and further, and she was about to lose consciousness...

Suddenly, a vague scene flashed before her eyes of Xingyun and her son, who were hungry and cold because they had no money to buy food, and they hugged each other to keep warm...

"Huh..."

Shaking her head and sighing, Hong Li put on her red coat and walked to the mirror, looking at her uninspired face...

In a trance, those dead fish eyes seemed to have changed their appearance, like a special black sun?!

【Don’t let me know you’re lazy!】

"Hiss!"

Hong Li shivered, and when she regained consciousness, she looked again and found that she was still herself in the mirror.

"Ah, I get it, I get it, Hei Yang, are you annoyed? He is still haunted!"

Hongli shouted in front of the mirror: "Even without your supervision, if I say I'm not lazy, I'm not lazy. I, Hongli, do what I say!"

With a cold snort, Hong Li held her upper and lower eyelids with both hands and opened them tightly. Hong Li stared at herself in the mirror and nodded.

"Very good, let's set off with this momentum!"

……

[Mom and Dad, it’s me, Heiyang!]

[Well, I arrived at Five Elements City on August 2nd, just in time for Xiaoli’s birthday. We had a great time.

Now I’m temporarily living in my aunt’s house, so I don’t have to worry about food and drink.]

[This trip, well, how should I put it, I did see a lot of the world. Occasionally I encountered some small troubles, but they were solved without any danger.]

[Calculating carefully, it has been almost five months since I left home. I spent nearly two months on the road and stayed in the capital for about three months.]

[How should I put it in terms of Wangdu... My evaluation is that it is not as good as ours!]

[People here are always in a hurry and noisy, the air quality is not good, and prices are more expensive than ours... Anyway, I can't get used to the pace of life there.]

[As for the Five Elements City, I just arrived not long ago, I am not very familiar with it, and I am too lazy to go out for a walk, so I won’t mention it.]

[Ha, I won’t complain to you anymore. How are you doing recently? Do you miss me? Anyway, I always want to go home...]

[I know, I know what you want to say. Children who love their families are hopeless, but what does it look like to be promising? I still don’t understand...]

【To be honest, this year has been quite hard and tiring.

Well, of course, this kind of hardship is only for me, and it may not be anything at all in the eyes of hard-working people.
To be continued...