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Chapter 995 995: It’s too early to cry in mourning [please vote](1/2)

It is known that there are no two identical sets of military armor in the world.

He also knew that the skeleton in front of him was wearing the general's exclusive military armor, and his tone of voice when talking to them was still familiar.

Finally, who is this skeleton?

As soon as Gong Shuwu opened his mouth, the cerebellums of everyone present shrank. The sadness on their faces froze there, and only the tears rolled down from their eyes, leaving two tear stains on their faces that were dried by the wind on the battlefield.

As I blew, the tears in my eyes dried.

Uncle Gong drew his weapon.

He tutted: "You really came to attend my funeral."

There wasn't much emotion in his tone.

The deputy general who was promoted by Gong Shuwu was the first to react. Her back molars were trembling, and she pointed at Gong Shuwu Qiqi Aiai: "General, General, are you the general?"

Gong Shuwu asked back: "Do you want to see the tiger talisman to prove your identity?"

Although he couldn't see his own appearance at the moment, he also knew that a skeleton wearing armor and talking could stop a child from crying at night and give people a strong sense of horror. Gong Shuwu scratched his head with his white skeletal claws across the bed.

, In fact, he had no fewer doubts than his generals - he and his benefactor worked together to fight against that boy Gong Cheng, and they didn't take any advantage, but they didn't suffer much either. On the contrary, at the end of the fight, Gong Cheng's expression changed inexplicably,

He ran away despite being poked twice with four holes and having his armor broken.

As soon as Gong Cheng ran away, the ancestors also went back.

Gong Shuwu looked at his ancestors. Even though he had lost his eyes, he still had the illusion of tears in his eyes. He patted the shoulders of his old father who had been broken countless times by Gong Cheng tonight and tried to comfort him. Then he turned around and looked at his face full of disappointment.

Shaochong clasped his fists in gratitude and said: [Thank you so much, brave man, for your righteous action! I never say thank you for your kindness. If there is an afterlife, Gong will definitely tie a grass ring to repay his benefactor for his great kindness!]

After saying that, he gave the old father, whose eyes were burning with fire, a bear hug.

The bones made a clanging sound.

In layman's terms, it means snap shots falling apart.

Gong Shuwu's mood at this moment was clear and clear, and he was only relieved to die calmly. He said in a good mood: "Father, my son has not seen you for many years. Hahaha, today the father and son are reunited. After leaving the underworld, my son will be with you and his eldest brother.

You won’t come back until you’re drunk!】

The flames in the old father's eyes jumped a few times.

He raised his bone-white palm and almost knocked Gong Shuwu's skull crooked.

【Don't mention that big brother of yours.】

[I get angry whenever I mention him!]

[Other people’s ancestral graves are filled with smoke, while my ancestral graves are filled with floods!]

The dozens of Gong clan members who were watching moved away in tacit agreement.

Then I heard a series of curses that would lead me to be reviewed.

The old father was cursing and hurling greetings from his second son Gong Wen to his eldest son Gong Wu, and then to Gong Wu's son Gong Cheng. If he had known that his eldest son's only heir would be such a piss-poor, he would rather hold back and not have sex with his mother-in-law, even if he gave birth to a child.

The eldest son also had his son castrated to avoid having such an unfilial descendant. He was dragged out and beaten by his grandson after he had been dead for so many years. It was so filial!

Gong Shuwu hugged his skull.

Hearing his old father's unrestrained words, Gong Shuwu also rebelled: "How can you blame the elder brother for this? Instead of castrating the elder brother, it would be better for you to eliminate the root cause of the disaster, don't you think?"

Because my father is away at war all year round and is away from home all year round; my mother has a heavy responsibility as the mistress. She not only has to take care of the Gong family, but also takes care of the family affairs as a clan wife, and even takes care of her father's family members, even the widows.

He was lonely, so Gong Shuwu was raised by his elder brother.

According to the old man in the house, the first time Gong Shuwu called "father" after he spoke was to Gong Wu. For a long time, Gong Shuwu couldn't tell the difference between "brother" and "father".

difference.

In Gong Shuwu's heart, the eldest brother is like a brother and a father.

His feelings for his eldest brother are deeper than those for his old father.

It is better for the old father to eunuch his eldest son than to castrate himself.

This is what we call truly eradicating the roots and eliminating future troubles forever!

The old father poked his son's skull with his finger and said angrily: "If I castrate myself, you still want to crawl out of your mother's belly? You are really a filial son!"

Gong Shuwu did not respond.

It's not that he couldn't refute it, but that to refute it would be to slander his own mother's reputation, and he could only silently endure the verbal violence from his old father. The old father scolded so impassionedly that his eyes were so excited that the flames in his eyes were stronger than ever.

Gong Shuwu can guarantee this.

The fight against Gong Cheng just now was not so intense.

In the end, a grandparent couldn't stand it.

He stepped forward and patted Gong Shuwu's old father on the shoulder and said: "Stop scolding me. If the child scolds you, you will call him stupid. I know you can't bear to let this child go, but you don't have to scold him like this. You are not afraid of scolding him harshly."

, someday I will urinate on your grave.】

The old father's shoulders shook and he bounced away.

He looked rude, but his breath was obviously a bit weaker, but it was not because he was peeing and peeing as a warning, but because he was being poked into his secret thoughts, but he was reluctant to give up: [He looks like a ghost now, something to pass on to the family line.

They were all gone, so why did you go to my grave and pee on my grave? He squatted down and took a look, and he could tell that I had his surname! Now I would really have no descendants.]

Gong Shuwu:【……】

Not sure if it was an illusion, but he also heard someone snickering.

To be honest, under such a serious topic, you can still laugh. It is really a model of "loving each other and being a family".

Several Gong clan members patted his old father on the shoulder.

Comforting: [Oh, look at it more openly.]

Some people also exposed their own scars: "Who doesn't have no descendants? You think so, we old brothers have been here for so long and haven't seen any incense offerings. This shows that incense is a lie. A grandson like yours,

It’s broken.]

[That is, I can’t beat him now, but I believe that in ten, twenty, thirty years... one hundred, two hundred years, Gong Yunchi will die one day! Let’s see how arrogant he can be then! Oh yes

Okay, boy Giri, if you meet that 'filial nephew' of yours later, let him change his surname. He can take whoever he likes, and his future children won't be named Gong either.]

Old father Gong Shuwu became unhappy and approached with force: "Why do you say that? No matter how unworthy your descendants are, they are also my unworthy descendants. I can tell you, but you can't!"

The opponent slapped his skull and bent it 180 degrees.

He said angrily: [Who did my grandson tell me about me?]

Gong Shuwu:【……】

What a wonderful drama about family ethics.

He had no intention of interrupting at all. Under the atmosphere of lightness (coaxing) relaxation (tang) joy (greatness) and joy (filial piety), Gong Shuwu suddenly had no expectations for the future life in hell, but he was already dead.

It's not up to him to decide whether to leave or not.

[Father, great-grandfather, if we have anything to say, let’s talk about it slowly. Don’t let your benefactor see the joke here...] Why is it so embarrassing to die? Bracing your scalp and clasping fists at your benefactor, [The green hills will not change, but the green waters will last forever.

Flow, see you in the next life!】

Then--

Then all the ancestors left.

The only ones left on the spot were Gong Shuwu, who was clasping his fists gracefully, and Shao Chong, who was trying to digest these strange conversations.

The two looked at each other.

Until Shaochong asked: [Aren’t you leaving?]

Gong Shuwu:【……】

Why don’t I feel like leaving at all???

The flames in his eyes showed a bit of embarrassment, and he said sarcastically: [Perhaps it’s not time yet and the sun needs to rise?]

Don’t all folk tales say that ghosts are afraid of the sun?

It was normal for him to be newly mourned and not be able to "come and go freely" like his old father and others who had been ghosts for several years. Gong Shuwu thought that the truth was true. Because of the excessive consumption, he could only barely maintain his skeleton at the moment and had no extra strength.

Go to support.

If you force yourself to walk across it, it will fall apart halfway.

Judging from the atmosphere, the battle over there ended earlier than here.

I just don't know what the outcome will be.

Gong Shuwu is full of worries.

He caught a glimpse of his benefactor stuffing a piece of armor into his clothes. This scene was really spicy. If you read it correctly, this piece of armor was torn off from Gong Cheng's martial armor, right? Gong Shuwu hesitated to speak, and finally couldn't help but ask.

:【What is the benefactor doing?】

It's a pity that Shaochong's tone is: [Collect!]

Gong Shuwu: [Collect, collect?]
To be continued...
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