Chen Lu was startled, and quickly waved his hands and said: "Don't make a fuss, I can only do military style boxing."

After saying that, Chen Lu thought for a while, looked at Xu Jiang, and asked tentatively: "Is Juntiquan okay?"

Xu Jiang scolded: "This is a cultural performance, don't make it like a street performer. If you have the ability, it's okay to do a chest-breaking performance."

Chen Lu: "..."

I really don’t know how to sing and dance, so why go up there and show monkeys to others?

After hesitating for a moment, Chen Lu looked at Zhang Laifu and suggested: "Zhang Laifu, are you coming?"

The scene of eating a big white worm alive in the afternoon refreshed Chen Lu's understanding of this guy, he is brave enough.

As a result, Zhang Laifu shook his head like a rattle, "I was forced to become a soldier because I was addicted to the Internet. I don't know what talent I have."

Chen Lu immediately looked at Tieniu.

Tieniu spread his hands, with a troubled expression on his face, and said with a wry smile: "Brother Lu, don't look at me anymore. I can do somersaults and play the role of a monkey. Does this count?"

After saying that, Tieniu looked at the squad leader.

"You want people to treat you like a monkey, I don't care."

Xu Jiang behaves like a bachelor.

Everyone looked at each other in silence, and the scene suddenly became quiet.

In an instant, Xu Jiang glanced at everyone, and then said: "I don't care what method you use, but you have to go up alone anyway. Can't you pick out one person among the 9 of you?"

Embarrassed expressions appeared on everyone's faces.

When it comes to talent, if you don’t know it, you really don’t know it.

After a moment, Wang Bing said in a deep voice: "In this case, let's vote together. The minority obeys the majority."

Chen Lu immediately objected: "This is unfair."

Just kidding, these guys don't have an ordinary tacit understanding. If they really want to vote, I guess he, the class deputy, will definitely come to power.

There is nothing wrong with the performance. The key is that there is no talent that can be used.

"Rock, paper, scissors?"

Flea immediately suggested, "This is fair."

Xu Jiang scolded: "There are so many of you, when will rock-paper-scissors come to an end? As I said, make it simple and decide by drawing lots."

"If you continue to have a stalemate like this, by the time the show is over, you won't be able to choose anyone."

Xu Jiang cursed.

Chen Lu nodded.

Drawing lots is indeed a good method, it is fast and convenient, and the key is fairness.

"Go and bring back some grass."

Xu Jiang said immediately.

"Squad leader, I'm going."

Tieniu volunteered.

After saying that, he turned around and went to pull weeds.

"1,2..."

Two minutes later, Tieniu returned and handed Xu Jiang a handful of foxtail grass, "Squad leader, there are 9 in total here."

Xu Jiang nodded, took the foxtail grass, and then pinched off the head and tail, leaving only a thin section in the middle.

Then he turned around, avoiding everyone's eyes. When he was ready, he turned around immediately.

He made a fist with his left hand, with one end of the foxtail grass exposed. He looked at Chen Lu and others and smiled: "Who comes first? It's agreed that whoever draws the shortest grass will go."

Suddenly, everyone looked at the grass in the squad leader's hand, their hearts trembled, and their expressions became a little serious.

Chen Lu looked at the foxtail grass in the squad leader's hand for a few times, but he didn't have the confidence in his heart. He was silent for a moment and said with a smile: "As the deputy squad leader, I will give you the opportunity, so I won't smoke it. The last stick is mine."

The flea immediately jumped out and said: "Brother Lu, the deputy is the second in command, you invite him first."

Wang Bing nodded: "Yes, the squad deputy will come first."

Everyone else also looked at Chen Lu. The meaning was obvious. No one wanted to be the first to draw lots.

Chen Lu smiled bitterly.

No one wants to be the first person, as if they lose the first shot.

Fortunately, I objected to the recommendation method just now. Otherwise, I would definitely be the one to take the stage, and now the chance would be only one in nine.

Xu Jiang said angrily: "Come on, it's the same whether you draw lots from the front or from the back. What's the ink mark?"

Chen Lu naturally knew this truth, so it didn't matter. He stepped forward and carefully looked at the foxtail grass in the squad leader's hand. He couldn't see anything strange at all, so he chose one at random.

Setaria was slowly withdrawn from the squad leader's fist.

"1 cm, 2 cm..."

Seeing that it was almost 4 centimeters long and one end of the foxtail was buried in the squad leader's fist, Chen Lu showed a smile on his face and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

But unlike Chen Lu's relaxed expression, everyone else's expressions became solemn.

"So long?"

Flea's mouth moved slightly, and his originally nervous expression became a little more intense.

Tieniu frowned and said: "If I had known that I would be the first one to be smoked last time, I would die earlier and be reincarnated earlier, so I wouldn't have to be so nervous all the time."

If the person in front of you didn’t win, then your chances of winning will continue to increase.

It’s strange that the expressions of Wang Bing and others are so good-looking.

Finally, when Chen Lu pulled out the whole foxtail grass from the squad leader's hand, it was about 5 centimeters long.

"Monitor, there's no need for me to go on stage."

Chen Lu held up the grass in his hand and said with a smile, "Who comes next, Flea, let me tell you, being behind is not necessarily a good thing. It all depends on luck."

The flea showed a struggling expression. The next moment, he took a deep breath and said loudly: "Okay, I'll do it."

After finishing speaking, he walked towards the squad leader.

Xu Jiang shook his head and said: "No need to smoke, Chen Lu comes on stage."

Chen Lu looked at Xu Jiang in disbelief and reminded: "Squad leader, the one with the shortest time will get on, not the one who draws lots first."

"I know."

Xu Jiang nodded, "I told you not to smoke, because yours is the shortest."

Impossible, the squad leader isn’t trying to trick me, is he?

My signature is at least 5 centimeters, the shortest one?

Chen Lu stared closely at the remaining setaria in Xu Jiang's hand, as if he was worried that the other party would destroy the evidence.

"You won't give up until I give you a look."

Xu Jiang said, then he unclenched his fist and handed the grass in his hand to Chen Lu, "What? Have you seen it clearly? Is yours the shortest?"

Chen Lu spread out the grass in Xu Jiang's hand. There were 8 pieces of grass in total, all of the same length, at least seven or eight centimeters. He was immediately dumbfounded.

I really got the shortest one. With such luck, should I buy a lottery ticket?

Chen Lu suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.

It’s not that he has stage fright or is afraid of going on stage, but he really doesn’t know what kind of talent to perform.

"Brother Lu, those who are capable work hard."

"You are the class deputy, so you should take the lead and lead by example."

"Brother Lu, thank you for your hard work."

Suddenly, everyone who had looked solemn just now burst into laughter.

At that moment, they thought the monitor was trying to trick the deputy, but they didn't know that Chen Lu was the first to draw lots, and he actually drew the shortest lot.

Suddenly, Flea and the others secretly rejoiced that they did not volunteer and were the first to play.

Xu Jiang looked at the bitter-faced Chen Lu and said with a smile: "Just one show can still stump a talented student like you. Think about it, think about it carefully."

"You are the top scorer in the college entrance examination, don't lose to others."

Chen Lu smiled bitterly.

This talent show has nothing to do with the top scorer in the college entrance examination.

Isn’t it just that my luck is too bad?

If you can’t sing or dance, what should you perform?

Chen Lu looked around, his mind working rapidly. He accepted his bet and accepted defeat. Now he could only find a way to complete the task.
To be continued...