807, New Year's Eve Dinner (two chapters merged)(1/2)
Tang Shuang: "Give me some face and give in. The older brother wants to chat with the younger sister and have a heart-to-heart talk. The new year is here. What New Year's dreams does Little Piggy have? My dear brother understands."
Tangtang'er stuck out her head from Tang Zhen's feet and said unhappily: "You are the little piggy! Hmph! Annoying!"
Tang Shuang curled her lips and waved: "Come here."
“This is impossible~( ̄︶ ̄)↗”
Tangtang'er decided not to go there, otherwise she would be eaten. She lingered around Tang Zhen's feet and followed Tang Zhen's steps.
Tang Shuang stepped forward, but was blocked by Tang Zhen. She couldn't succeed many times. She became angry and wiped a handful of flour stuck on her hands on Tang Zhen's face. Then... she was chased by the two sisters, and soon, it became
Three sisters.
Tang Xin, who has horns on her head, also came to join in the fun. She was interested in participating in anything that could bring Tang Shuang bad luck.
But Tang Huohuo, who was supposed to be on Tang Shuang's side, just leaned against the door, chewing cucumbers he picked up from the kitchen, while shouting "come on" without sincerity. His weak look clearly meant that he was out of fuel.
As for Tang Yu, he had more ambition than strength. Any one of the three Tang sisters could beat him.
To get rid of the old and welcome the new, it is the last day of the old year. If you die on this day, it will be a big loss. Tang Shuang's desire for survival exploded and hid beside Tang Hongjun. Tang Zhen was embarrassed to chase after him, and Tang Xin also resentfully
Hold back. Tangtang'er is kind-hearted, energetic, and full of energy, but she doesn't dare to chase him alone. This is like a meat bun beating a dog, and there will be no return.
So the little guy could only stand at the door and glare at Tang Shuang hatefully. When Tang Shuang stood up to catch her, he ran away.
She was originally going to catch the candy and eat it, but instead she was chased terribly by the three sisters of the Tang family. Tang Shuang finally felt the desolation that Tang Huohuo felt when she was attacked by him just now.
The sad things don't stop there.
It was getting dark, red lanterns were hung high in the military compound, and red lights were lit in the Tang family compound. The big orange cat finally stopped climbing on the wall and sat on the sofa watching a table of lively people.
Tang Zhen and Tang Xin were helping Tang Hongjun sit down at the main seat of the dining table. Tangtang was shouting towards the kitchen, asking the cooks and mother to come over and eat together.
The rosewood mahogany dining table is already filled with steaming dishes, and Tang Tian, Tang Shuang and Tang Huohuo are bringing the dishes out from the kitchen.
Tang Shuang was the last one. After placing a large pot of dumplings on the table, he said: "The dishes are ready."
Tang Erjian said: "I'm going to set off firecrackers."
As soon as Cantang heard this, she immediately got off her chair and followed Erbai in a hurry to see the firecrackers.
When Tang Yu saw it, he followed him.
"Candy, setting off firecrackers is scary, don't go."
Tang Zhen wanted to call Tangtang'er to stop, but Tangtang'er didn't respond at all. She followed Erbai to the yard and enthusiastically helped Tang Erjian drag out the sealed 100,000-ring firecrackers with Tang Yu.
long across the yard.
Tang Erjian saw Tangtang'er and Bai Jingjing standing beside the firecrackers with Tang Yu, and said: "Tangtang'er, Xiao Yu, you go back to the house, don't stand next to the firecrackers, it's very dangerous."
Candy said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, Candy can fly to the sky."
Come on, Tang Erjian said that I won't light the firecrackers if you don't come over, so he called Little Piggy to the gate.
Tang Erjian saw that Tang Yu was still standing in the yard and said, "Xiao Yu, you come over too!"
Tang Yu said confidently: "Grandpa, don't worry, I'm not afraid of setting off firecrackers, just go ahead and let them go."
Tangtang'er stood at the door and shouted: "Xiaoyu, don't be like this, you'll be embarrassed if you cry."
Tang Yu waved his hands, looking like a master. Not to mention setting off firecrackers, he was not afraid of even setting off cannons. But from a civil and military family, how could a firecracker scare the second generation? Then, he was carried away by Tang Erjian, without any dignity.
Tang Erjian could speak slowly and softly to Tangtang'er, but he would not be polite to Tang Yu. He knew how skinny this little monkey was.
"Grandpa~ Hey, Grandpa, let me walk by myself, I have my own feet~"
Tang Yu, who was carried away, quickly begged to give the little bully some dignity, since this was in front of his little aunt.
After sending the two ignorant children away, Tang Erjian reminded again: "Candy, cover your ears with your hands and go into the house."
Candy immediately covered her little ears with her hands, but it was impossible to enter the house. She had to watch the excitement.
Seeing Tang Yu put his hands in his pockets, she said, "Xiao Yu, Er Bai said to cover your ears."
Tang Yu said proudly: "You don't need to cover your ears for such a trivial matter."
Candy asked curiously: "Don't you need to cover your little ears?"
"No need at all, little aunt, don't worry, I will protect you." Tang Yu said firmly.
Tangtang'er thought for a while, then quietly put down his little hands, and followed Tang Yu's example, putting his hands in his pockets and watching Erbai set off firecrackers in the yard.
The only difference is that Tang Yu has his hands in his trouser pockets, while Candy has his hands in his pockets, like a baby owl.
At this time, there was a loud bang, crackling... the firecrackers went off, and the first firecracker was the cannon that shot into the sky. Not only did Guangtang'er and Tang Yu jump, but even Tang Erjian who set off the firecrackers jumped on the spot.
, turned around and wanted to run, but saw two children standing by the door looking at him helplessly. He quickly forced himself to calm down, stopped the urge to escape, and ordered himself to walk back step by step, but his pace continued to speed up uncontrollably.
When the first cannon was fired, Bai Jingjing at Candy's feet slipped away with her tail between her legs, and slid under the dining table to tremble. As her owner, she slowed down and waited until Coyotito had finished running away.
She turned around to sneak away, but not far, and her curiosity drove her to sneak back quickly. She hid her little body behind Tang Yu, covered her ears with her hands, exposed one eye and half of her mouth, and quietly watched the mess in the yard.
firecracker.
The firecrackers went off for a full seven or eight minutes. When the last sound stopped, the only sound left was the coughing sounds of Tang Yu and Tangtang'er.
"Cough...cough~cough!!"
"Cough~cough~cough~cough~cough——"
Tang Shuang was worried. When he came out of the restaurant, he saw that the yard was filled with smoke, and the smoke rushed into the living room. Standing at the door of the living room, Tang Yu and Tangtang'er were like standing in the smoke on the stage, fast to the rhythm of immortality.
The two of them coughed nonstop.
Tang Shuang walked quickly and dragged the two of them back, away from the smoke. At first glance, they both had painted faces.
Tang Yu was the most serious, with clear traces of gunpowder smoke on his face, as if he had just come off the battlefield. He was worthy of being a second-generation red man. He never forgot the smoke and the fire on New Year's Eve.
Candy is a bit better, hiding behind Tang Yu, her face is relatively clean, but it's just not clean, in the final analysis it's still not clean.
Tang Shuang angrily picked up the scraps of paper on Tang Yu's head and threw them away. They were the pieces of paper that hit his head after the firecracker exploded.
"Are you two stupid? Are you stupid for standing still under such a big smoke?"
Tang Shuang pointed at Candy and asked, "Are you stupid?"
Tangtang'er was a little confused, probably because the loud noise just now shocked her. She shook her head, nodded again, looked at Tang Shuang and said innocently: "Yes, a little."
Tang Shuang: "Where's Xiao Yu? Are you stupid?"
Tang Yu nodded and admitted his stupidity without hesitation: "I'm so stupid, really. I only know that I'm not afraid of firecrackers, but I didn't know that the smoke from firecrackers is so powerful. I'm really stupid, really..."
The child's eyes were dull, and he wiped his face casually, and it was all gone.
Tang Shuang watched his hand rise and then put it down, and said, "Why are your hands shaking?"
"Ah? Shaking, are you shaking?" Tang Yu raised his hand and looked at it. Parkinson's disease was like chaff.
Tangtang'er raised her little head and said, "It's shaking. It's really shaking. Xiaoyu, you must have been scared to death."
Then he saw Tang Yu's face and laughed.
Tang Yu asked confusedly: "Candy, why are you laughing?"
Tangtang'er laughed and rolled around on the ground holding her belly. Tang Shuang looked at her speechlessly, and then said to Tang Yu: "Hurry up and wash your face."
"And you, why are you laughing? Your belly is going to be knotted with laughter. Get up quickly and follow Xiaoyu to wash your face. Your face is all ruined."
At this time, Zhang Yifen came.
As the mother of the little monkey, of course, I know the little monkey best and knew that the child would definitely watch the firecrackers being set off. I was worried so I came over to check the situation and saw Tang Yu with a big painted face.
"Xiao Yu! What did you do!"
Tang Yu ran away impatiently and said, "Master, I'll come as soon as I go~"
Seeing this, Tangtang'er also said: "Master, I..."
"Huh?" Tang Shuang stared at her fiercely and stuffed back the second half of her sentence.
Tangtang'er giggled twice at Tang Shuang, said "Little fairy, come as soon as you go", turned up her little butt and chased after Tang Yu.
Zhang Yifen chased after them and left.
After they left, Sister Xiangning came: "Where's Candy? Come quickly, we're just missing you."
Tang Shuang put her arms around Sister Xiangning's shoulders and walked back. As she walked, she said, "Sister-in-law Yifen took them to wash their faces."
Tang Shuang returned to the restaurant, and everyone was seated except for them.
Tang Shuang looked left and right, patted the shoulder of Tang Huohuo beside him, and said, "Come on, let's change seats."
Tang Huohuo chuckled and shook his head: "Sit tight and don't think about it, hehe."
"What are you talking about? Come on, change seats, change seats." Tang Shuang was very dissatisfied with this guy's attitude.
Tang Huohuo ignored him and remained motionless.
Tang Xin, who was sitting next to Tang Huohuo, chuckled.
Tang Shuang: "Tsk~Xinxin, what are you talking about!"
Tang Xin rolled her eyes at him: "Don't call me Xinxin!"
To be continued...