577, Mysterious Visitor (1/3)
The little man said loudly: "I, what happened to me? I will be unhappy, and we will be sad. Coyotito is so small, and I am so big. She runs around with four legs, and I only have two legs.
When working, I like to use my little mouth to talk, and she likes to use her little mouth to bark.
.The little parrot is smaller, she has big wings, flutter flutter ~ mine is a bamboo dragonfly, chirp ~ she sleeps standing up, I want to lie down, she eats small bugs, I eat meat, we are very different, this
What’s going on, I like them, but I don’t want to marry them!”
Tang Shuang:-_-||
"Calm down, please!!"
As soon as Xiaoshuang asked her to calm down, Tangtang'er got even more dramatic, holding her little head with both hands and making a crazy gesture: "Ahhhh - the Lun family doesn't want to marry Coyotito!!"
Coyote!
Coyotito!!
Coyotito!!!
Bai Jingjing, who is far away in Lao Tang's house in Guangdong Province, wonders if she feels a murderous aura~
Tang Shuang watched the villain act with cold eyes. Whenever this guy had too much energy, he would put on a big show that he directed, wrote, and acted in. He picked up his phone, turned on the camera function, and recorded this wonderful show. Best director, best screenwriter,
The best actors are all there, so how can we miss out on the best cinematography at this time?
Seeing this, Xiaozhuzhu became even more excited. He looked at Tang Shuang, suddenly covered his face with his hands, fell down on the sofa, buried his face under the blanket, and stuck out his little butt. Tang Shuang, the photographer, was puzzled.
The human spirit said angrily in the blanket: "Xiaoshuang, you like the Lun family, right? You're so shy——"
Tang Shuang:-_-||
Looking at her little butt, I couldn't hold it back, so I slapped it. I only had a little strength, but I didn't expect that the little piggy almost fell off the sofa.
Yeah - Candy, who had been acting like a little girl just now, immediately kicked the blanket away fiercely, got up and bared her teeth at Tang Shuang who spanked her. This guy is real! Just now I thought he must like me, but it turned out immediately
Just beat her on the ass, she definitely doesn't like him! He only likes older sisters, especially older sisters with dimples on their faces.
Candy couldn't help but touch her little face. She didn't have any dimples, but little grape had one!
Just as Tangtang'er was about to punch and kick, using her homemade Bobo Fist to crush Tang Shuang, the roar of a car sounded outside the house, which was very noticeable in the quiet night.
"who!"
Tangtang'er's little head moved excitedly, her ears turned to the outside of the room, but her face and eyes looked towards Tang Shuang, wondering if it was Xiao Shuang's accomplice who wanted to snatch the little princess away while her parents were not around!
Tang Shuang rolled her eyes at her and continued to blame her brother. He was sitting on the sofa motionless. Although he didn't look outside, he guessed who was coming because he was the one who called her and he had been in contact on WeChat just now. It happened to be
It's this time.
"Bad guy?" Tangtang'er asked tentatively, but when Xiaoshuang ignored her at all, she snorted and turned away. She stood on the sofa and stretched her neck to look out curiously, but she could only hear her voice and couldn't see anything.
When he arrived, he couldn't help but curiously asked Tang Shuang again: "Xiao Shuang, who is outside? Xiao Shuang!"
Seeing that Tang Shuang was still playing with his mobile phone, the villain was worried and angry for him, and said loudly: "Xiao Shuang, please be careful! There are robbers in our house! Do you still care? Stop playing with your mobile phone!!"
!Should we go see who’s out there?”
Tang Shuang:-_-||
Listening to these words, I feel like Erniang Mudan. It is just a few sentences, but it combines the words and tone of several adults. "You have more heart", this mantra comes from Mudan, she often educates Tang Yu in this way.
"Stop playing with your mobile phone." These words came from Sister Xiangning. Sister Xiangning often warned Tang Shuang like this in the past! This guy only went home every ten and a half days. When he got home, he would play with his mobile phone and not communicate with his family.
, immersed in her own world, which once made Sister Xiangning extremely worried.
Tang Shuang discovered that this little guy named Tangtang'er was not only a drama queen, but also very talented in language. However, it was not surprising that she could imitate other people's speaking tone with her very neat little mouth.
"Don't make such a fuss, okay? What the heck, where are the robbers? What are you thinking in your little head! I'm impressed with you." Tang Shuang could only admire the brains of this villain.
Tangtang'er pointed her fingers and introduced her judgment logic to Tang Shuang: "Xiao Shuang, this is a mountain, and there are robbers on the mountain! It's late at night outside, very dark, and the wind is strong. The bad guys on TV often come out at this time~, Xiao Shuang
Shuang, let me ask you if you are nervous!"
Then, without waiting for Tang Shuang to speak, she said worriedly: "Ah - Xiaoshuang, do you have a gun? Where is my little seahorse?"
The villain quickly ran to dig into her small suitcase, and she took out a yellow mini seahorse water gun! This guy came with such a murderous weapon, and Tang Shuang didn't notice it!
Candy appeared in front of Tang Shuang holding a yellow mini seahorse water gun, and proudly said to him: "Look! My little seahorse! It's great at dealing with the big bad guy!!"
Tang Shuang: "Tsk~ Can you take it away? Don't point at me, okay? What do you mean?"
With that said, he pushed away the murderous weapon specially designed to feed him.
Candy smiled and put away the little seahorse. With a gun in hand, I have the world. I am not afraid of any Xiaoshuang or robbers. Even if it is a handjob, she can kill one!
She rushed outside in a hurry, but halfway through she saw it was pitch black outside, the cold wind whistled in her ears, the bamboo forest rustled in the cold wind, and there was another crunching sound of the bamboo being broken.
The night was so scary. She was still so young, and she was a little princess. She had no one to protect her. Thinking about it, she was only 6 years old, so small and cute.
, I haven’t had enough life, so I’d better be careful about my life, so my swollen heart deflated for a moment, and I was extremely afraid of giving up. I stood there and muttered a few words, rolled my big eyes, turned around, and my face was filled with worry.
With a smile, she said cutely to Tang Shuang: "Haha - I want to pee~ Xiaoshuang goes outside to take a look and report back to Tangtang'er, okay?"
She rushed back again, and only slowed down when she passed Tang Shuang. She walked step by step. As she walked, she turned her head and told Tang Shuang that she was really peeing and was not scared. She also asked Tang Shuang if she wanted to pee together: "
Please~"
In order to cover up his fear of death, this guy first encouraged Tang Shuang to go outside to see who was coming, and then asked him to go to the toilet to pee together. This was to explain that she was really urgent to urinate and not for other reasons. Don't get me wrong.
Oh, the little fairy won't be afraid of any robbers. A wave punch can defeat a group of robbers.
Tang Shuang ignored this little man. He stood up and walked out. Candy stuck his head out from behind the door and looked at him. Seeing that he had gone out by himself, he stopped peeing and stood there watching, thinking for a while.
He walked out from behind the door, trotted gently for a while, and hung three meters behind Tang Shuang.
, followed and walked outside. There were sounds of car doors closing and turning off, and the voices of several people talking. Candy's eyes lit up, her ears stood up instantly, and she stared outside the house without blinking. She seemed to hear a familiar voice.
, I’m just not sure, my little face is a little confused.
Chapter completed!