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542, will you eat Lun's house? (2/2

Finally, the annoying little fairy was persuaded to leave by Huang Xiangning. The annoying little thing was very dissatisfied. After going to another toilet to urinate, when Huang Xiangning was not paying attention, she came to harass Tang Shuang again. This time she moved a toilet.

Stool, sitting at the door talking to Tang Shuang, and Bai Jingjing squatting next to her.

Tang Shuang was extremely tired. While taking a bath, she had to chat with her and suffered from noise harassment. Listen to what she said——

"Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang, when the Lun family grows up, will you eat the Lun family?"

"Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang, are you really not going to eat the Lun family? Didn't you say that I am a little thing? Do you just want to eat me, a little thing?"

"Xiaoshuang, you big bad guy! I don't want to play with you anymore, you will eat the Lun family!!"



Suddenly, the door opened, and Tang Shuang stood at the door with wet hair, staring at the little thing sitting at the door with an unkind expression.

Tangtang'er was talking with her head half lowered. When she heard the sound of opening the door, she immediately raised her head and said in a panic: "Hehehehe~... you, what are you going to do? Why are you so fierce? Ah~ run quickly.

, Xiaoshuang really wants to eat the Lun family!"

The villain kicked over the small stool he was sitting on, and then ran away with Bai Jingjing. As he ran, he shouted that Xiaoshuang wanted to eat her. It wasn't until he rushed into the kitchen and hid behind Huang Xiangning that he took a breath and patted her.

He said with his small chest that he finally saved his life.

Huang Xiangning was both funny and helpless, comforting the little man: It's okay, don't scare yourself, my brother won't eat you.

"Oh, it's so scary. Mom, you didn't see it. Xiaoshuang looks so fierce. She really wants to bite me."

Tangtang'er scratched her ears and felt a little itchy. Suddenly she saw Xiaoshuang appearing at the door of the kitchen. She quickly exclaimed and hid at Huang Xiangning's feet: "Xiaoshuang is chasing me!! Xiaoshuang, what do you want to do?"

"What do I want to do? I also want to ask you what you want to do? Have you been stimulated in any way? Why do I want to bite you? Mom, what's wrong with this stupid kid? It makes my head hurt to take a bath.

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"Hey... big bad guy!" Candy made a face at him, calling him a silly kid. Have you ever seen such a smart silly kid?

Huang Xiangning gently pushed the little figure away from his feet and followed her to prevent her from doing anything: "Don't be afraid. Let me tell you the story of the mantis. It's not that scary."

"Mom, do you want to abandon the little fairy? No~ I am your child." Cantang'er hid at Huang Xiangning's feet and refused to leave.

Huang Xiangning sighed and said helplessly to Tang Shuang: "She just watched Sheriff Black Cat, and today she was talking about the Mantis case..."

Candy interjected: "The mantis girl ate the mantis boy! Wow! It's so scary!!"

Tang Shuang asked in confusion: "Why did the Mantis girl eat the Mantis boy? Are cartoons so bloody?"

Then my mind suddenly opened up: "Is it the end of the world? Zombies have appeared? People have turned into zombies, and small animals like mantises have also turned into zombies?"

Huang Xiangning glanced at him angrily, saying what nonsense! The story about the mantis had already scared Tangtang'er to run around, and if he talked about zombies again, it would scare the little sister of the Tang family into having nightmares.

"Haha, for example, what's the case of Mantis? Tell me about it and I'll listen."

As Huang Xiangning told and Tangtang'er interrupted from time to time, Tang Shuang slowly learned that today's cartoon "Black Cat Sheriff" tells such a case. During the battle with locusts, the mantis girl and the mantis boy fell in love at first sight.

, held under the witness of small animals

It was a grand wedding, but on the second day of the wedding, the mantis boy died and was eaten. His death was very miserable. Sheriff Black Cat came to investigate. At first, he thought it was a mouse with a dry ear, but later he found out that it was not the real one.

The murderer was Miss Mantis, who ate Mr. Mantis on their wedding night.

As for the reason——

The mantis boy said that he had to do this in order for the mantis girl to give birth to more strong mantis babies. He also said that his grandma ate his grandfather to give birth to his father, and his mother ate his father to give birth to him. Now

Begging the mantis girl to eat him and give birth to their baby.

Tang Shuang:-_-||

No wonder this guy Candy keeps asking him if he will eat her, the cartoon is too scary.

Huang Xiangning said: "Candy not only asked you, but also asked me and your father."

After Tangtang'er watched the cartoon, she immediately asked Huang Xiangning if she would eat her father one day. If she ate her father, when would she eat Xiao Shuang? After eating, Xiao Shuang would eat her sister and Xiao Shuang.

Is it a baby, or should you wait until the baby grows up before eating it? Huang Xiangning and Tang Sanjian were horrified when they asked.

Huang Xiangning vowed repeatedly that she would never eat anyone, so the little man let her go, and then asked Tang Sanjian the same question. Tang Sanjian did not say whether he would eat or not, but explained the mantis' physiological habits to Candy.

However, Candy at that time couldn't listen to these theoretical things, so he just asked him if he wanted to eat.

Don’t eat!

So she came knocking on Tang Shuang's door and asked him whether he ate children. She had to evaluate the living environment of Old Tang's family and whether the environment here was suitable for children. If it was not suitable, she could just carry her bag and find it.

elder sister.

"Do you want to eat the baby?" Candy asked again.

Tang Shuang said angrily: "I should ask you this question. The mantis girl eats the mantis boy, but the mantis boy eats the mantis girl. Now I am worried about whether you will eat me! Say, you are

Don’t you want to eat me? Huh??”

"No, no, hehehe~"

"Is it really true? You say no, but you are thinking in your heart."

"Really not!...Hehe, you are too bitter and can't bear it, haha."

"Okay! You must have nibbled on me secretly while I was sleeping, right? Otherwise, how would you know that I was miserable? To be honest!"

"No, I wouldn't do such a thing. How could the Lun family do such a thing? No, it couldn't be me. Is it Jingjing? Jingjing, is it you?"

The innocent little puppy looked at the little master who was trying to frame her in confusion, and was still wagging her tail to show her goodwill.

Tang Shuang: "Come out, don't disturb mom while she's cooking. I'm going to tell you about praying mantises. Children have long hair but little knowledge. Today I will give you a lot of knowledge."

Candy touched her long hair, convinced that this guy was talking about her, hum! The big man's big head was empty.

After walking for two steps, he suddenly stopped when he was about to leave the kitchen and asked uncertainly: "Are you really not going to eat me? The Lun family is so delicious."

"Tsk - why should I eat you, the king of farts? Don't worry, come out."
Chapter completed!
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