222, you come to catch me acridine(1/2)
"Guo Zifeng's Model" has 5,732 words. It was only three o'clock in the afternoon when Tang Shuang finished writing it. He handed the manuscript directly to Shi Guangnan, who was stunned, and then leisurely went to study on his own.
Shi Guangnan read it again, and even in broad daylight, he was feeling scared. No matter how he read it, he felt that what was told in this story was very similar to her current situation with Tang Shuang - the two were in a closed space. The difference was that in the story,
"I" watched Guo Zifeng paint, but in reality it was she who watched Tang Shuang write a book.
He folded the certificate Tang Shuang received in the morning and put it in his bag. He stayed in the library for a while and looked at the sun setting outside the window. It was time to pick up the children again.
I don’t know if Candy enjoyed her autumn outing today, but I immediately felt that I shouldn’t worry about this, because she is happy at all times, but should worry about whether she might be too happy and become crazy.
There are so many children today, and they are in the wild. For her, a little pig, if the piglet goes out of the market, it will be unstoppable, and it may make Teacher Zhang very anxious.
…
Tang Shuang's worry was justified, and it was soon confirmed, but instead of making Teacher Zhang anxious, it made him.
In kindergarten, Tangtang'er saw Xiaoshuang coming, and laughed and said: "Xiaoshuang, come and catch me, come and catch me!"
At this moment, Little Piggy's pink face was as red as a big apple, her hair was messed up, her bangs were stuck to her forehead, and there were stains of sweat there, and she looked like she was playing crazy.
Candy in this state gave Tang Shuang the most headache.
Look, everyone is back, but she is still stuck in Qiu You's crazy state. She refuses to go home with Tang Shuang obediently, but wants him to arrest her.
What are you catching?
Tang Shuang is very experienced in this kind of situation. She must not rely on Tangtang'er. If she really goes to catch her, it will be over. She is even more energetic and there will definitely be no end to the day.
So Tang Shuang was indifferent to Candy's call and said calmly and calmly: "You think I'm full and have nothing to do. If you want to run, just run. Anyway, I'll just wait for ten minutes. If you don't come back in ten minutes, I'll drive back by myself."
Family, do whatever you like, the Old Tang family can no longer control you."
Tangtang'er was a little dumbfounded. She didn't play the game of eagle catching chicken. She was unwilling to give in and used the provocation method. She said loudly: "Humph! Don't think that I don't know because I am a child! You like Teacher Zhang! Humph!"
Tang Shuang was stunned for a moment, looking at the little piglet getting into the group of dolls. She didn't expect that she would use this trick.
Oops, he quickly glanced around. Teacher Zhang was talking to the children after school at the door of the classroom. He hadn't noticed the situation here yet, but if Candy kept yelling like this, he would definitely hear it.
Embarrassed.
And Teacher Zhang was not the only teacher here, for example, a little teacher wearing a yellow printed dress looked over curiously, probably because he heard something.
It was the end of school at this time, and the kindergarten was full of dolls carrying small schoolbags. Candy was digging into the pile of dolls, shouting to Tang Shuang that Xiaoshuang liked Teacher Zhang.
Emma, Tang Shuang rushed over quickly to catch this annoying spirit.
Candy is even happier now, her trick worked~
She laughed and darted around in the crowd, much more agile than Tang Shuang. It was difficult for Tang Shuang to catch her, but what made him relieved was that Xiaozhuzhu finally stopped shouting that he liked Teacher Zhang.
But Tang Shuang knew that if he stopped and didn't catch her, Little Piggy would definitely start yelling again.
That's right! She's just so annoying.
Tang Shuang strode to catch the little piggy, and said softly with a smile on her face: "Come here, Candy, brother has a secret message for you."
Doesn't work.
Then he said: "Candy, do you want some ice cream? I have a box in the car. I just bought it. Come back with me."
She wanted to play for a while before eating.
Tang Shuang said again: "Brother is so tired today and can't run anymore. Can you be obedient?"
Tangtang'er slowed down, and Tang Shuang hurriedly chased after her. She looked tired, but she was like a big bad wolf flying towards her.
Seeing that he was about to be caught, Candy screamed in fright: "Help me, someone is robbing the child~ Who can help me~"
Huh? Isn’t this Miss Tangtang? The big star of our kindergarten!
The surrounding children immediately came to escort him, blocking Tang Shuang's path, and gathered around his feet to chirp, threatening to defeat the big bad guy who bullied the children.
Tang Shuang was besieged and could not move even an inch.
Tangtang'er escaped, but thinking of Xiaoshuang's deception just now, she said angrily: "Xiaoshuang, you little piggy, come and catch me if you can!"
The next time he stuck out his tongue and made a face.
Tang Shuang:Σ(°△°|||)︴
"Are you crazy today? Do you need me to put you in the pond to calm down?"
And this kind of torture? Cantang'er is a little scared. Although she is her biological sister, Xiaoshuang can do it.
"Hmph! I won't be afraid of you! Come and catch me if you can!"
Ten minutes later, Candy was caught, and the atmosphere became a little serious.
Tang Shuang took her little hand and left the kindergarten, then pushed her into the car.
Bang~da!
The car door is closed and locked!
I can't run away now.
Tang Shuang: "Do you want to challenge me?"
Candy raised her little head, and her rosy face made people really want to kiss her, but considering that this was Little Pepper, it was better not to kiss her, otherwise she would become arrogant and lawless.
Xiaozhuzhu quickly shook his head: "I don't dare challenge you~"
Tang Shuang sneered: "Are you afraid or don't want to? Make it clear!"
Candy: "Don't dare!"
Tang Shuang knocked on her little head and said: "That means you are dissatisfied with me in your heart, right? How do you want to be spanked? Spanked, hung in the woods, or thrown into Aixi Lake to cool down?"
Tangtang'er blinked, Tang Xiaoshuang is so fierce.
In times of crisis, you must act cute and pretend to be stupid.
The eldest sister in kindergarten suddenly became the little sister.
"What does it mean to cool down? I'm still young and don't understand. Xiaoshuang, can you teach me? Candy is learning to read now. Mom and Dad said that they should study hard. Teacher Zhang also said that children should always ask why.
What is it, how is it."
Tang Shuang:O__O “…
I was just a crazy little pig, but now I am so focused on studying?
Who are you lying to?
Tang Shuang: "Don't do this with me, I've seen through you, be honest!"
Candy decided to pretend to be stupid until the end, put down her small school bag, sat obediently on the children's chair, folded her hands on the chair, and asked cutely: "What is this set? Which set is it? Can't you hear it?
Got it!"
Tang Shuangxin was a little tired. She felt tired after spending the whole day in the library and not even spending half an hour with Candy.
"What I mean is, you little piggy, don't pretend to be stupid with me, I know you understand, right? You are so naughty today, and you are still yelling about me and Teacher Zhang everywhere. This is spreading rumors and making things out of nothing.
I am very unfair to Teacher Zhang. You will be beaten if you do this, do you know?"
Candy nodded, then shook her head.
Tang Shuang: "What do you mean? Continue to challenge me?"
Tangtang'er shook his head quickly: "I don't dare challenge you~ I have no skin today. I am a good baby and everyone praises me."
Tang Shuang didn't believe it: "Is it true? Why do I feel that you are so skinny today? You are like a flying pig. Gravity can no longer restrain you."
Candy said with a smile: "I am a handjob~"
Tang Shuang: "...speak normally."
Candy asked curiously: "What does it look like to speak normally?"
Tang Shuang didn't interrupt her and asked directly: "Why did you nod again just now?"
Candy: "Because I listened to Xiaoshuang and stopped spreading rumors."
It turns out that you also know that you are spreading rumors~
However, Tang Shuang was still pleased: "A child can be taught, which means you are not a hopeless baby. Don't say such nonsense in the future. You are not joking."
Tangtang'er nodded immediately: "I promise you won't talk nonsense~ Hehehe, Xiaoshuang, do you like Teacher Zhang?"
Tang Shuang glared, then stared at Candy, who started to smile playfully, back to the good baby.
"Children should care about what children should care about. Don't be small and think about adult things. Aren't you tired of worrying so much? You are so young, can you bear it? Aren't you afraid of explosions?"
Ah? If you think too much, it will explode?? Is it so scary?
Candy: "Xiaoshuang, are you stupid~"
Tang Shuang:Σ(°△°|||)︴
This little piggy is not so easy to coax.
Da~
Ouch~
To be continued...