219, Tang Tang in the three-dimensional world hit the ice cream boy in the two-dimensional world
Quarreling requires hard work, and it also depends on talent.
God gives you food, that's talent.
The little Candy has an innate talent for quarreling. Ever since she started talking, she has been talking nonstop. She can talk to herself all day long even if no one plays with her.
The small animal conference she founded is a vivid case!
A person is so bored that apart from talking to himself, he can only talk to the little animal dolls. Over the years, the Little Animal Conference has a complete set of operating rules.
In addition to talent, the formation of Candy's quarrel ability is inseparable from Tang Shuang.
When it comes to talking heads, no one in the third generation of the Old Tang family can compare to Tang Shuang.
Tang Jin? Tang Tian? They are not the same enemy.
Tang Xin? Tang Huohuo? If you can’t argue, you want to fight. Xiaoshuang disdains it!
As for Huang Qianhe and Huang Weiwei from uncle Huang Xiang's family, they are also scum.
Days without opponents are lonely, so I can only quarrel with Candy who can't see her but can't see her anymore.
After noisy and noisy, a little genius was cultivated!
The difference between a mediocre player and a master is like the difference between 2D and 5D.
The quarrel between 5D masters is a combination of voice, expression, movement and momentum. It is not an exaggeration to call it a performance.
The difference between 2D and 5D is that, unknowingly, the people who take advantage of me are siding with the 5D masters, and even 2D finally feels that they are wrong and unreasonable.
Tangtang'er and Li Xiaoyu had a quarrel, and soon they reached a conclusion.
The Ice Cream Boy is really no match for Tang Tang when it comes to quarreling. He is not even on the same level. He can also bully the shy and timid little peacock.
What should I do if I can’t make any noise?
Classmate Li Xiaoyu thought of comparing skills!
His ukulele, commonly known as the little gourd, is particularly powerful. He can overpower Tangtang in terms of skills and regain his place.
So Li Xiaoyu finally broke out, interrupted Tang Tang's machine gun, and said loudly: "I! Can! Bomb! Xiao! Gourd! Lu! Tang Tang, can you do it? Humph! You can't! I'm better than you!"
Candy was stunned, blinked his big eyes, and asked: "What is a small gourd?"
Li Xiaoyu felt that he had finally found Tang Tang's weakness, and laughed loudly: "Ha! You can't play, can you?! You haven't even heard of Xiao Gourd, scoff~"
Candy: "Big-headed baby, tell me what a small gourd is~"
Li Xiaoyu:--!
"Don't call me big-headed baby!"
Candy: "Ice cream, what is the gourd?"
Tangtang'er grew up in a musical home and has a natural affinity for musical instruments. In addition to the piano, she knows many other musical instruments. Huang Xiangning, Tang Zhen and Tang Shuang are all her tutors.
But she had never heard of an instrument called a small gourd!
Li Xiaoyu: "...My name is Li Xiaoyu! It's not called Big Head Baby, nor is it called Ice Cream!"
Candy: "Xiaoyu, tell me what a small gourd is~"
Li Xiaoyu wants to cry~
"Tang Tang, you are so annoying!"
Candy curled her lips: "If you hate it, hate it. I don't want you to like it anyway. You haven't told me what a small gourd is. What exactly is a small gourd? Is your little gourd very powerful? Are you a gourd baby? A vine.
The one with seven melons on it? Which melon are you? I don’t like melons, I like the Queen the most..."
Calabash Baby is a bedtime story told by Tang Shuang to Candy. Except for her, a happy baby, no other baby has ever heard it.
So Li Xiaoyu was confused, and the onlookers were also confused~
Li Xiaoyu discovered that not only could he not win over Tang Tang in a quarrel, but he almost had no common language to speak of even in their quarrels!!!
I have never had a common language when chatting, and this is the first time I heard that there is no common language when quarreling!
This is mainly because the quarrel between Tangtang'er and Li Xiaoyu has broken through the limitations of dimensions. Tangtang'er stood in the three-dimensional world and launched a cross-dimensional attack on Li Xiaoyu who was in the two-dimensional world.
Although Li Xiaoyu couldn't understand this kind of attack method, he felt uncomfortable all over, his eyes were filled with stars, and the fire in his heart ran to his face...
The blow suffered is real!
This is very annoying. Li Xiaoyu in the two-dimensional world can only be scolded passively and cannot fight back against Tang Tang in the three-dimensional world. Any attack method is useless, she is immune!
From big-headed baby, to ice cream, to small fish, and then to gourd baby, so many nicknames appeared at once, which drove Li Xiaoyu crazy. Just these few nicknames made him confused, let alone quarreling over Tang Tang.
Already.
Candy's habit of giving nicknames was definitely learned from Tang Shuang.
Tang Shuang taught Guangdong'er step by step and by words and deeds.
He can give Candy a nickname every day, 365 days a year, no different nicknames, like Little Niuniu, Little Piggy, Little Man, Little Man, Annoying, Naughty Child...
Then, Candy discovered that this trick actually worked!
Li Xiaoyu, who had just resurfaced and was almost complacent again, was instantly suppressed by her.
But this time, she only said a few words.
Haha, it turns out that you don’t have to talk a lot when you quarrel. Just now she talked a lot, but this time she only said a few words, and Li Xiaoyu couldn’t stand it.
...Well, I feel a little thirsty when I think about what I just said and how much candy I smashed into my mouth.
"My water bottle?"
Candy just asked casually, but to her surprise, someone immediately ran to her bag and took out Candy's special water bottle.
"Miss Tangtang, here, here you go! You are so majestic~ Hehehe~ Do you like me? Don't scold me, can you be my sister? I really want a sister, yes, yes,
Miss Tangtang, do you like watching the Paw Paw Team..."
Where did this chatty little milk baby come from?
Tangtang'er lowered her head and looked at the little man, who was a head shorter than her and had a flattering smile on his face, much like Bai Jingjing.
Well, I remembered, this is the one from the small class, the one, the one who calls her mom, mom.
Candy was dumbfounded, O__O "...a little afraid to talk to him~
So she silently patted her friend's little head as a reward~
The quarrelsome people drank water to moisten their throats, just like martial arts masters returning with full blood and swords.
Candy eagerly said to Li Xiaoyu: "Humph! Is the small gourd you are talking about the one you are holding?"
Li Xiaoyu raised the small gourd in his hand and said loudly: "That's right! This is my little gourd. It's called ukulele. I can play it very well, but you can't!"
Candy said equally loudly: "I can! Better than you!"
Li Xiaoyu was dumbfounded. He didn't believe that there was no way out.
"You don't know how! You lie! You are a little liar just like Feng Yingxin!"
Candy suddenly became less excited and said calmly: "You are the little liar, you are the big-headed baby who wipes his nose on his hair."
Li Xiaoyu: "Don't call me a big-headed baby! I'm not! I'm a handsome guy!"
Candy curled her lips disdainfully: "You are not! You are not handsome at all. Xiaoshuang is the handsome guy. You are not as tall as his legs. You can only touch his butt when you jump. How handsome are you!"
This sentence has a deep meaning that people who don't understand Candy's thoughts will never be able to discover.
It's the sentence "You are not as tall as his legs, so you can only touch his butt when you jump."
Some time ago, Tang Shuang liked to pat people's butts, and Tang Shuang suffered a lot.
When Tang Tang'er patted Tang Shuang's butt, she didn't need to jump up, she could reach it by standing on tiptoes.
She now says that Li Xiaoyu has to jump up to touch Xiaoshuang's butt, which means that you, Li Xiaoyu, are not as tall as me!
Hahaha~
This girl's mind is getting more and more twisted.
Oh no, I can't help it. If I don't be more careful, I will be fooled by Xiaoshuang.
After Tangtang'er said that Li Xiaoyu was not handsome at all, she whispered again: "Don't think that just because you wipe your nose on your hair like Xiaoshuang, you are as handsome as him. Humph, that's a good idea! I won't say you are handsome."
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You never said anything about Xiaoshuang Shuai. Do you want to say something after you go back today?
Chapter completed!