211, collusion
Tang Shuang and Guo Zifeng hurried out of the bar, hired a driver, and went home.
Huang Xiangning had already called, urging Tang Shuang to bring Candy back quickly.
The cell phone placed in the car rang. Tang Shuang looked at it and refused to answer it! Because it belonged to Ye Liang and he must have come to scold someone.
But the phone was very stubborn and rang several times. It seemed that this little Ye Zi would not give up until he scolded him tonight.
Ye Liang was very resentful. After singing a few words on the stage, he was kindly asked to leave by the manager. When he returned to his seat, the place was empty.
You said he sang so humiliatingly, for whom did he end up like this? Outside the cafe was the sea, the wind was strong, the night was cold, and he felt very sad.
He first called Guo Zifeng and scolded him severely. Guo Zifeng was sincere and answered the phone when it came.
Like Tang Shuang, she refused to accept it.
When the phone rang for the fifth time, Tang Shuang felt that Ye Liang might be really hurt, and if he didn't answer the phone, the friendship would come to an end.
So he said to Tangtang'er who kept looking curiously: "Little cutie, if you answer Xiao Zizi's call, just say I'm driving and treat him to dinner and drinks later."
Tangtang'er wanted to answer the phone for a long time, and answered the call with a smile: "Xiao Yezi~ have you finished singing? Xiaoshuang took me away..."
This is not a fuel-efficient lamp either!
Ye Liang couldn't help but spit out the curse words in his mouth. In this situation, he could only hold it back and swallow it, and his hatred for Tang Shuang became even stronger.
When they were almost home, Tang Shuang was very worried and asked Tangtang'er, if your parents asked you what you were doing tonight, how would you answer?
Candy thought for a while and said, "Let's go play."
Tang Shuang: "Where did you go to play?"
Candy: "It's time to go shopping~ Hehehe, Candy's answer is correct?"
Tang Shuang touched the little man's head, expressed his approval, and asked: "Then what did you eat and drink?"
Candy: "Have eaten and drank wine."
Tang Shuang's face darkened: "Tangtang, little kid, you can't stand the praise. How can you say you were drunk at this time? Do you want me to die or you to die?"
Tangtang'er thought for a moment, then pointed at Tang Shuang under Tang Shuang's expectant eyes: "It's you!"
Tang Shuang:--!
"You naughty kid, can you be smarter for me? Don't say you drank wine. Do you understand? Say you drank juice, sour and sweet."
Candy nodded and said cutely: "Candy had a meal, a lot of rice, drank juice, and peed a lot~"
The driver on behalf of the driver couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.
Tang Shuang sighed: "There's no need to talk about peeing, it's disgusting."
Tangtang'er was upset by the disgusting comment and asked: "Xiao Shuang is the one who is disgusting! Huh, you don't care about hygiene! It's not polite to pee standing up."
Emma too! Can’t communicate!
Tang Shuang: "My brother is a boy, and boys pee standing up."
Candy asked: "Why? I am squatting, so is Little Grape, and so is mom..."
Tang Shuang immediately covered her mouth and said nothing.
"You just need to remember that boys pee standing up. As for why, you will know when you grow up a little bit."
Candy thought for a moment and said, "Qiqi also pees while standing up. I saw him peeing on the little flowers in the classroom."
Awesome, Qiqi.
I was originally supposed to give a confession, but I got sidetracked by Candy's hundreds of thousands of questions and ended up chatting and peeing. Alas, I feel so tired.
Tang Shuang stopped asking her questions and directly told her: "When your parents asked you what you were doing, you just said you went shopping, ate, and drank delicious juice. You were so happy. Xiaoshuang is the best brother in the world.
That’s enough, do you understand?”
Candy nodded cutely, "Okay", and then spread out her little hands: "My delicious ones?"
Tang Shuang took out the packing box, "It's here, I didn't forget it for you, but don't eat it tonight, okay? Look at your belly, it's so big, you won't be able to sleep at night."
Candy: "You want to eat?"
Tang Shuang said angrily: "Can you stop opening and closing your mouth and just eat? How fat do you want to be?"
As soon as they disagreed, Tang Shuang turned on her phone and pulled out a photo of Erha who was chubby and asked, "Do you want to be fat like this?"
Candy curiously reached out and took the phone, "What is this?", he looked at it again and again, and said in surprise: "Xiaozizi! This is Xiaozizi! It looks like a rubber ball!"
Then the question comes, how did the little puppy turn into a ball? Is it fat? What did it eat to make it fat? Can it still run? Does its mother still like it? Where is its father? When it grows up, it will become
Is she thin? Will my Jingjing become like this too?...
Tang Shuang turned her head and looked out the window. A bright moon hung in the sky. The Mid-Autumn Festival was coming soon. The night was so beautiful. It would be even more beautiful if there were no chatters in her ears.
The driver was a middle-aged man. When he arrived at Old Tang's house, he took out his folding bicycle from the trunk of the car!
Candy's curious baby stood in front of him, with a face full of surprise: "Wow! It's so awesome, it's a bicycle! Why can it be folded? Xiaoshuang, can my bike be folded too?"
Tang Shuang pretended not to hear, he was afraid that the conversation would be endless.
Candy asked the driver: "Uncle, why can your car be folded? Can it be ridden? I also have a small car, but mine is only this big..."
Finally, Candy asked the most concerning question: "Where did you buy it? Tomorrow I want Xiaoshuang to buy me one too. I don't want the black one. I like pink. The pink one is very cute..."
The driver squatted down, touched Candy's little head, and said, "It's so cute, as big as my daughter."
Before leaving, he thought about it and said to Tang Shuang: "You must not give a child alcohol. Be careful next time."
Candy kept waving and said loudly: "Goodbye, uncle. Can you come and help Xiaoshuang drive next time?"
This kid is so enthusiastic.
When we got home, Brother Sanjian asked Candy what he was doing tonight, what he ate and what he drank.
Candy said cutely, she went shopping, ate a lot of delicious food, drank a lot of delicious juice, and peed a lot~
Tang Shuang:--!
This child said what she was told not to say, but she still said what she wanted her to say the most, but she didn't mention a single word. What about the sentence "Xiaoshuang is the best brother in the world"?
Tangtang'er was carrying the delicious food packed back, and Buling Boling ran to Huang Xiangning's side and threatened to bring it back specially for her mother.
Why did you bring it back to your mother to eat?
Candy's mouth is very sweet, because the mother works hard to take care of the baby. If the baby has delicious food, he will give it to the mother. Mom, I love you.
Tang Shuang: What about me, what about me? Say such sweet words to me, I feel so rare.
No!
After the girl took a bath, she turned over Tang Shuang's sign. She needs Tang Xiaoshuang to tell a story tonight.
Tang Shuang made a condition: "Can you tell me what you just said to your mother?"
Cantang'er is very talkative: "Mom, I love you so much! I told you, Xiaoshuang, you can tell stories."
Tang Shuang: "..."
Tonight, Candy's princess heart is overflowing, and she wants to listen to stories about princesses. Well, Tang Shuang also tried her best to get the little man's "Brother, I love you" and told the fairy tale of Snow White.
Now the little girl doesn't want to sleep anymore, she is full of energy. The story is so good and makes her feel immersed in it. At this moment, the little girl has completely transformed into Snow White.
Tang Shuang looked at the time. Things were getting serious. It was already eleven o'clock in the evening. Fast forward 1.5 times to finish the story.
"Okay, turn off the lights and go to sleep!"
Tangtang'er didn't want to. Although she had finished listening to the story, she still had a hundred thousand reasons why, blah blah~
Tang Shuang: "There are too many questions. I can only answer one. After answering, you must sleep. Can you promise?"
Huang Xiangning came to check if the girl was sleeping. Sometimes manpower was poor, and acting cute sometimes didn't work, so Tangtang'er nodded happily and agreed, just ask a question. So what question should I ask.
"Why does Snow White wake up only when she is kissed by the prince? Wouldn't it make her wake up if she was picked up and basked in the sun?"
This trick belongs to Huang Xiangning, and it always drives Candy crazy.
Tang Shuang: "Well, let's try it and find out. Just close your eyes."
Candy said worriedly: "You want to trick me into sleeping!"
Tang Shuang:-"...It's really not true. Close your eyes."
Candy closed his eyes hesitantly and warned, "I won't fall asleep. Don't lie to me."
Tang Shuang looked at the little cute face and kissed it.
Candy opened her eyes instantly: "Kiss a girl!"
Tang Shuang: "...Look, when I kissed you, you opened your eyes. The prince also kissed Snow White, and then Snow White woke up."
Tangtang'er suddenly realized: "Ha~ I know, the prince and Xiaoshuang are both bad guys. They kiss the girl while she is sleeping, huh~"
The next step is to stick out your tongue and make a face, and poke your face with your fingers, which means you are really thick-skinned and shy~
Tang Shuang:--!
Chapter completed!