Chapter 040 Help to see the melon garden
The teacher asked questions unhurriedly, which immediately made Aunt Liu's nerves tense. Listening to Dajun's unanswerable and smooth answers, she secretly complained in her heart, and was afraid that Dajun's answers would be wrong when the time came.
His wish to learn would come to naught, and he would have to shout in front of her every day: "Mom, I want to go to school, I want a schoolbag, and I also carry a schoolbag like Sister Lijuan, and I want to go to school with Sister Lijuan."
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"Mom, can you? Just let me go." Alas, he kept shouting like this all day long, which was really troublesome and made my head hurt!
"Teacher...I am seven years old...eight years old...um...no, I am eight years old this year." Dajun finally remembered.
The teacher smiled and then asked: "Liu Dajun, what category do you belong to this year?"
He remembered it clearly just now, but when the teacher asked, he felt nervous and suddenly forgot about it. He only remembered that he was a pig. He raised his head and thought for a while and said: "I belong to... pig... It doesn't seem right...
My mother said...it belongs to...dog, yes, it belongs to dog."
The teacher looked at the army and thought that this little guy was very funny, but he suspected that there was something wrong with his age, so the teacher who signed the sign did not remember his name, shook his head and smiled, and prepared to call the next one.
Aunt Liu was anxious now. She asked her teacher: "Teacher, how is my child doing? Can he be admitted?"
"Is your child not old enough? There are regulations above that you cannot be admitted if you are not old enough."
"That's enough, that's enough. He will be eight years old this year."
Upon hearing this, the teacher asked impatiently: "You say enough is enough? Who can prove it? If someone proves that he is eight years old, we will accept it."
"Report! I can prove it." Xiao Lijuan was there to help. She raised her hand and squeezed to the registration table. She explained to the teacher: "Teacher, he is really eight years old this year, and he is a dog.
, Our family lives across from theirs, so I know how old he is."
Although it was a primary school student who came out to testify, what the teacher said could not be ignored, which made the teacher very embarrassed, so he had no choice but to sign his name, Liu Dajun, on the admission list.
From then on, freshmen were admitted and the second grade was promoted to the third grade. In this way, Dajun was in the first grade and Lijuan was promoted to the third grade. From then on, Aunt Liu went out every day and said: "Juan, I will leave Dajun to you. Take good care of me."
Take care of me."
Lijuan also promised confidently: "Don't worry, Auntie, I will definitely keep an eye on him for you."
Although Lijuan is a little girl, she is familiar with the school environment after all, and she is still quite intimidating to first-year students like Dajun who have just entered the school, because she is two years older than them.
class.
Just imagine, with Da Jun having such a big sister taking care of him, which of the other kids in the class would dare to bully him? And who wouldn’t be afraid of being beaten on the way home?
Therefore, whether Lijuan came home from school or during recess, let's put it this way, except during class and after returning home, Dajun basically never left Lijuan's sight.
In this way, it became a habit for the two of them to go to school and come home together. Every Sunday and holiday, they would do homework together, play games, do homework, etc. As time went by, one day, they suddenly couldn't see each other.
When they saw each other, they both felt empty in their hearts, as if something was missing.
"You know how to fall in love at such a young age?" When Taohua asked this question, she obviously had a twisted mentality, and she also deliberately thought about it from that aspect.
Dajun tried his best to retort: "I knew nothing at that time. I just always thought about playing together. When two people are together, they are very happy. The rest is not as complicated as adults think."
Taohua curled her lips and said: "Go on, don't always avoid the important things, tell me when did you two get along?"
"Do you have to listen? We have agreed beforehand, so don't be jealous or angry when the time comes."
"I can't guarantee that you will keep what you say. I'll just treat the little brat's matter as a joke, right?"
"That's good, let's talk." Dajun thought about it and asked Taohua: "Do you know that ruined temple next to our village?"
Taohua replied: "It's the one in the northwest corner of the village called... yes, the Son-in-law Bodhisattva Temple, right?"
Dajun said: "Yes, although it is so dilapidated now, my mother said that the temple was very lively in the past, and there was an endless stream of people praying to gods and worshiping immortals every day. I remember that when I was a child, I could still clearly see the appearance of the Bodhisattva in the temple.
, she held a little boy with a red pocket in her arms, hahaha..."
Dajun couldn't help laughing when he said this, and lay on Taohua's belly and blew. Taohua felt itchy and laughed too. She pushed his head down hard and asked: "Did you see a ghost? What are you talking about?"
Nervous? Why are you laughing for no reason?"
Dajun said: "I laugh at the little boy that the Bodhisattva is holding. He has a little chicken covered by a red bag. It is said that besides burning incense and praying to the gods, if women touch the little boy's little chicken, they can get pregnant and have children. And
I will have many children and many blessings in the future.”
Taohua said: "This is called 'superstition'."
"Hey, don't tell me, there were a lot of people who believed in it at that time. The eldest son in life, hahaha... Poor little boy's penis was secretly polished."
"Hehe, have you touched it?"
"I'm sorry, people say that this thing is for women to use. Just touch it and you can give birth to a big fat boy."
"Hehe, have you touched Sun Lijuan?"
"Just because she secretly stole the boy's stuff, she became curious..." Dajun recalled the time when he and Lijuan went to the temple together.
That was when Dajun was ten years old, and Lijuan was already a thirteen-year-old girl. That day was Sunday. After the two of them finished their homework, they ran out to play. They wandered around, but they ended up in the village.
In the "Bodhisattva Hall" in the northwest corner.
When the "unprecedented" "Cultural Revolution" was carried out simultaneously across the country, inspired by the "destroy the four olds and establish the four new", some "feudal and decadent" things were taken for granted.
It will be demolished and smashed.
Although this "Bodhisattva Temple" was not demolished at the time, it did not escape the fate of being smashed and destroyed. If this great god really had a spirit, I am afraid that he was intimidated by the "revolutionary spirit" at that time and could only watch the revolution.
The young generals made violent moves but were at their wits end.
The temple was badly damaged, and the Bodhisattva statue inside was also pushed down, broken, and disintegrated. However, the boy she was holding in her arms was still there, and the damage was not too serious. This may be because of something unknown.
This "revolutionary general" felt compassion for the "boy", but failed to kill the "boy", leaving "him" half disabled.
Dajun and Lijuan entered the ruined temple. It had lost its former prosperity and was now deserted. There were no pilgrims at all. Of course, given the situation at that time, who would dare to burn incense and worship the gods in public? That was a big taboo.
But if you are discovered, you will be pulled out and criticized. You will also be labeled as a "Five Category Elements". You will be given ideological education about "making a revolution deep in your soul" all day long. If you don't make it, your family will be criticized too.
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Under this situation, except for ignorant children who occasionally run here to play, adults would never dare to get close to it, lest they cause trouble.
Therefore, it was absolutely quiet for them to come here to play. At first, after they played on the broken bricks and tiles in the temple for a while, they discovered the incomplete boy statue that had been thrown aside.
The statue seemed to be made of ceramics. After they cleaned the dust off it, it still looked bright.
Dajun looked at the "boy" left and right, and said, "This guy's stomach is empty, there is nothing in his stomach."
Lijuan said: "I'll take a look."
She picked up the "boy" and looked at it, "Pfft" and laughed. She said to Da Jun: "Look, this boy's skin is really white. Hehe, you two are competing to see who is fairer? Hey... Look, this little pout is
What?"
Da Jun stared at his little eyes and said hurriedly: "That's a chicken, used for urine soaking. I also have it."
Xiao Lijuan didn't know the depth and asked curiously: "Really? Can you take it out and let me have a look?"
Dajun said reluctantly: "My dad said that this thing is not only used for peeing, but also for planting seeds. Apart from his own wife, it cannot be easily seen by other girls, so my dad doesn't call me Guang."
Play with your butt."
Lijuan smiled and said: "That's easy to handle. Now we are doing the housework. You will be the new son-in-law and I will be the new daughter-in-law. Let us worship heaven and earth. From now on, won't I be your daughter-in-law?"
Dajun pouted and said, "I don't want to marry a wife yet."
Lijuan smiled and said, "How stupid. We are just joking around, but we are not really married. Do you think so? If so, I won't play with you anymore. Really."
When Dajun saw Sister Lijuan, he was angry. He was afraid that Lijuan would really ignore him and never play with him again, so he had to reluctantly agree. He murmured: "Okay, but this matter is terrible.
Don't tell my father and mother, if they find out, they will scold me."
Lijuan agreed: "Don't worry, no one of us is allowed to tell anyone else, just the two of us know."
So, the two children started playing tricks in the ruined temple. They imitated the scenes in the play and shouted and acted: "First bow to heaven and earth, second bow to high hall, husband and wife bow to each other, and then send them to the bridal chamber."
Dajun asked: "Sister Lijuan, what is the bridal chamber?"
Lijuan smiled and replied: "It's the room where the new wife and son-in-law sleep after the couple get married."
"Oh, that's it?" Da Jun seemed to understand. However, he turned around and looked at the ruined temple and asked, "Where is the bridal chamber? Where can we sleep?"
Lijuan also looked around, and said to Da Jun: "This is easy to handle. Come on, let's build a kang with bricks. Won't there be a place to sleep?"
Da Jun was reasonable when he heard this, so two pairs of small hands began to pick up bricks inside and outside the ruined temple.
After a while, a lot of them were accumulated, enough to build a square-shaped "small kang".
After they built the "Kang", they pulled some grass outside to lay it on top. Then they lay on the "Kang" to rest and wipe their sweat.
Later, Lijuan got up and hugged the "boy" on the "kang" and placed him between her and Dajun. She said seriously: "Look, Dajun, we have a son."
Da Jun blushed and said, "I don't want this. I'll wait until you give me a big fat boy."
Chapter completed!