"Brother Feng, what are we going to do? Are you looking for a girl to show me how to pick up girls on the spot?" Sun Yang approached with a smile.
Ling Feng was really speechless. This boy is crazy about women! "Please, Master Sun, can't you be normal? Why are you thinking about picking up girls all day long?"
"Oh, Brother Feng! Aren't I anxious? Growing up, I have chased countless girls, but every one of those women turned around and dumped me! I saw my brother changing girlfriends every now and then, and I felt unhappy.
Ah! Now I am so impatient that I want to find you, my master, to teach me two surefire techniques for picking up girls!" Sun Yang said in a very bitter tone.
"Your brother is Sun Gang, right?" Ling Feng said lightly.
"Ah? How did you know?" Sun Yang was startled and didn't understand how Ling Feng knew.
"When Sun Gang was present that day, I noticed something was wrong with you. My intuition told me that you two must be related!" Ling Feng continued to say calmly.
"Ah, Brother Feng, you noticed it! Yes, Sun Gang is indeed my brother! Do you want to hear about our relationship?"
"I don't want to!" Ling Feng looked at the basketball court.
"Um..." Sun Yang raised his eyes and looked towards his gaze. "Wow! That beautiful teacher just now! I didn't expect that such a beautiful woman can be so handsome when playing basketball!"
"Come on, let's go over and take a look!" Ling Feng said with a smile.
"Brother Feng, that's the principal's daughter! You don't want to provoke me again, do you? It's dangerous!" Sun Yang was a little worried.
"What are you afraid of? You are the only one who is timid all day long, but you still want to pick up girls, so go home as soon as possible to wash up and sleep!" Ling Feng said angrily.
Arrive at the basketball court.
"Teacher, how boring is it to play basketball alone?" Ling Feng said while sitting on the sidelines with a smile.
The beautiful teacher who was playing basketball saw Ling Feng and threw the ball over, "What? You want to practice with me?"
Ling Feng took the ball and said a little embarrassedly, "Okay, I saw you were so good at basketball just now. I'm afraid I'm no match for you!"
The beautiful teacher had been holding back her anger towards this bad student and wanted to find an opportunity to vent her anger by playing basketball. However, she was very good at it when she was studying in the United States. She led their university's women's basketball team to win the national championship.
Women's Basketball Championship!
The National Women's Basketball Team wanted to invite her to the National Women's Basketball Team several times and promised her a core position in the national team, but she refused!
"Aren't all boys these days very good at basketball? What? Are you afraid of losing to a woman like me?" the beautiful teacher deliberately provoked him.
"Losing? I really wasn't worried at all! Although you are pretty good, I really didn't take your skills seriously!" Ling Feng looked like he was being deceived on purpose. In fact, he was also playing into the trap.
Do you want to stimulate me? Then I will stimulate you too.
"Then let's have a bullfight!" the beautiful teacher said disapprovingly.
"Winning against you is too unchallenging and not honorable. Forget it! If we get some bonuses, we can still consider it!" Ling Feng said with a frown.
"Okay, then let's increase the bet! What do you want to bet on?" The beautiful teacher was too confident and finally fell into Ling Feng's trap step by step.
"If you win, I will apologize to you in front of the whole class!"
"Okay!" The beautiful teacher was very excited. This bad student really wanted to go with her, and she also planned to make this request.
"If I win, I won't embarrass you. Just give me your phone number and find an opportunity to treat you to a meal!" Ling Feng said very generously.
"No problem!" The beautiful teacher agreed immediately.
The rules of bullfighting are very simple, one-on-one. One person has one chance to attack. Whoever gets 11 points first wins!
After the first game, Ling Feng directly beat the beautiful teacher 11:0, which made the beautiful teacher almost jump into the river in embarrassment. I didn't expect this short boy to play basketball so well.
"No, I didn't get into the state in this game just now. Let's try again!" The beautiful teacher started to act rogue.
"Teacher, no way! You are a role model! How can you be so talkative and not keep your word? I have a referee present here?" Ling Feng pulled Sun, who was blushing and afraid to speak when he saw the beauty, over.
Positive.
"Do it again!" the beautiful teacher said firmly.
"Okay, then the next game will determine the outcome, no rogues allowed!"
"No problem!" the beautiful teacher said very confidently. She firmly believed that she was careless just now and allowed this little man to kill her own people.
At the beginning of the second game, Ling Feng killed the beautiful teacher with a score of 11:0.
"How's it going? Beauty, can you give me your phone number now?" Ling Feng looked at the beautiful teacher with a livid face with a smile.
"Bring your phone!" the beautiful teacher said breathlessly.
Seeing that this beautiful teacher had saved her number on her mobile phone, Ling Feng took it and took a look, "Yuan Yuan? What a cute name. I'm waiting for my call to treat you to dinner!"
After saying that, Ling Feng pulled Sun Yang away!
"I'm so angry!" The beautiful teacher Yuan Yuan looked at Ling Feng's back and stamped her feet angrily. She really wanted the basketball in her hand to be a shot put and kill the student who had humiliated her!
At this moment, Yuan Yuan's phone rang. She thought it belonged to Ling Feng. When she saw the name, she answered the call and shouted into the phone, "Mom, I was bullied at school!"
As soon as the voice on the other end of the phone heard her daughter's aggrieved voice, she was frightened and said quickly, "Who dares to bully my precious daughter? Have you lost your virginity? Could she be pregnant? Do you want to go to the hospital for a checkup?
How about some morning-after pills?"
"Mom! What did you say? I'm just a student!" Yuan Yuan was so angry that she almost vomited blood and died.
"What? A student dares to touch a teacher? Do you want your mother to lead someone to kill this daring bastard student?"
"Mom, what are you talking about? What is rape but not rape? You really want your daughter to be raped!" Yuan Yuan rolled her eyes crazily.
"Did you do it voluntarily? Then why were you bullied?"
"Okay, I won't tell you anymore. The more I talk, the more nonsense I get!"
Along the way, Sun Yang admired Ling Feng even more. In his mind, Ling Feng had become the omnipotent king of picking up girls.
"Brother Feng, do you think I should go to the gym first and then learn to play basketball?" Sun Yang said thoughtfully.
"Come on, Sun Yang, I'm not going to hit you, brother! Our teacher Yuan Yuan's basketball level is beyond what you can practice. Even if you win the national team, you are a well-deserved core! You still count
Come on, this road is a long one for you!" Ling Feng smiled bitterly. He learned this basketball skill incidentally while practicing. On the first day he started, his master gave him
Give him a basketball, point him to a basket, and ask him to shoot a hundred balls per minute.
He couldn't even remember how he got through it at that time. When he went to bed at night, he would wave his arms and shoot in his dreams!
When I arrived at the dormitory, I saw Zhu Hao sitting at his desk writing something very seriously!
"Brother Feng, you are back! I have almost finished writing your review! You must sign it later!" Zhu Hao said a little pleadingly.
"Come on, don't you just want to find a chance to chat with the beautiful teacher! Brother Feng has already successfully done it!" Sun Yang showed off proudly.
"What?" Zhu Hao was so frightened that he dropped the pen in his hand, "No way?"
"What can't you do? Do you know the name of this teacher?" Sun Yang said.
"It seems to be Yuan Yuan, I've asked about it!" Zhu Hao said blankly.
"That's it! Brother Feng even got the beauty's phone number and made an appointment with her for dinner!"
"What? Oh my god, you even have a phone number? It's impossible, right? I asked everyone in the class, and no one has the phone number of this beauty Yuan Yuan! You see, on the campus forum, someone even shouted
A post asking for Yuan Yuan’s phone number for 1,000 yuan!” Zhu Hao looked at the two of them in disbelief.
"Really? Then contact me quickly and I'll sell it! If you sell it to ten people, that's ten thousand!" When Ling Feng mentioned money, his eyes sparkled.
"No, Brother Feng, tell me first, is this really Teacher Yuan Yuan's phone number?" Zhu Hao said, unable to calm down.
"I can guarantee that the call must be from Teacher Yuan Yuan. She also agreed to have dinner with our brother Feng. Do I have to lie to you? Don't look at our brother Feng's invincible charm, that is, he will kill all the women in an instant.
!" Sun Yang had already blown Ling Feng into the sky.
"Okay, Brother Feng, I believe you. Just sell your number to me. Even if I eat pickled steamed buns for a month, I still want to buy this phone number!" Zhu Hao said cruelly.
"So serious?" Ling Feng looked at him in disbelief, "You are not a loser, you are a Yisi@!"
"It doesn't matter if you are a loser or a Yisi, Brother Feng, you have to promise me that this number will not be leaked! Once more people know about it, the pressure of competition will be great for me. Or I will give you two
A thousand yuan, you only sell it to me!" Zhu Hao said with all his money.
Ling Feng counted on his fingers and looked at him blankly, "I feel like I'm at a disadvantage. I'm selling it now. With Yuan Yuan's influence in the school, it's not a problem at all if she can sell it for tens of thousands."
!Why should I take your 20,000 yuan at a loss?"
"Brothers, we are brothers! Our feelings cannot be measured by money! You are willing to go out of your way to help your brothers. Can't you even give a mere phone number?" Zhu Zhu
Hao grabbed Ling Feng's shoulders and shook them vigorously in excitement.
"Don't, don't, don't! Our relationship is not that deep! In the classroom, you stabbed me twice for the beauty! Now don't get close to me!" Ling Feng quickly took a few steps back.
"Brother Feng, I was wrong, forgive me! Otherwise, I will kneel down for you!" Zhu Hao looked generous.
Ling Feng didn't even look at him seriously, but sat down by the bed, "Oh, I'm tired and want to wash my feet!"
"Understood!" Zhu Hao grabbed a basin and rushed out.
After a while, Zhu Hao, with a smile on his face, came in with a basin of steaming water, "Brother Feng, I have tried this water for you. It is the best foot washing temperature announced by the United Nations Ministry of Health! Let me help you rub it.
foot!"
"Forget it, I'll do it myself!" Ling Feng was very disgusted. A grown man, especially a wretched grown man, would make him vomit if he rubbed his feet.
After washing his feet, Zhu Hao took the basin out and came back with a smile, "Brother Feng, do you feel comfortable after washing your feet?"
"Well, not bad!" Ling Feng put his hands under his head and nodded.
"That number?" Zhu Hao said cautiously.
"Well, seeing as your performance is pretty good, I'll give it to you!"
"Thank you, Brother Feng!" Zhu Hao's face turned into a smile.
Sun Yang gave Zhu Hao a piece of paper with Yuan Yuan's number written on it, "Grow a good memory, brother Feng is invincible and can kill all the beauties in an instant!"
"Yes, yes, yes, Brother Feng is the most powerful!" Zhu Hao nodded quickly.
Zhu Hao got the phone and quickly sent a text message to this number, "Dear beauty, can I treat you to dinner?"
A few minutes later, the text message came back, "Okay!"
"Wow! I knew my luck had arrived. Teacher Yuan Yuan promised me to have dinner! I'm going out first, bye, you two!" Zhu Hao rushed out like lightning.
Ling Feng, who was lying on the bed, suddenly laughed at this moment, "Sun Yang, whose number did you give him?"
Chapter completed!