Chapter 0037 - Shocking Love Letter
Since today is a weekend, I turned off the alarm clock last night and slept until I woke up naturally, which was definitely a happy thing. When I got up, it was around 4 pm. To be precise, I woke up by hunger. I was about to get out of bed. I saw Wang Mumu, who was still writing hard, sometimes scratching my head and thinking hard, sometimes showing a **-like smile, which was very vulgar.
"Hey, Brother Mumu, you haven't slept all night?" I walked to him in my slippers, drank a glass of water.
"Don't talk to me, I haven't started writing for many years. Less inspiration, get out of jb, don't bother me!" Wang Mumu said impatiently with his red eyes.
"**, I fucking kindly asked you to have some food. Why are you like a mad dog? You can starve to death!" I cursed unhappily, then looked at the bed, and saw that Leilei was not there, Zhang Wei didn't go anymore, only Chenchen was still sleeping with his head covering.
"Gorilla, go for dinner, don't fucking sleep!" I pushed Chenchen. Chenchen opened his eyes in confusion, sat up in a daze, was stunned for about half a minute, and asked to me, "What time is it?"
"It's past four o'clock, hurry up and have some food!" I was wearing clothes while urging Chenchen. As soon as I finished speaking, Chenchen heard about eating, his eyes shone, stretched out his big feet, stepped on Wang Mumu's head and jumped down.
Wang Mumu has long been used to it. Chenchen's way of getting out of bed has become numb. Chenchen and I have put on our clothes and didn't pay attention to Wang Mumu because he is more attentive in everything he does, so it's better not to disturb him.
We went out to the small restaurant outside, ordered a fish-flavored shredded pork, a rib, and ordered two bowls of rice. We started eating it very hard. Before leaving, we ordered a bowl of wonton stew for Wang Mumu. We smoked a cigarette quite comfortably and returned to the dormitory leisurely.
Those who had just pushed open the dormitory, Wang Mu laughed loudly like crazy, and her hair, which was like a bird's nest, was trembling and shaking, quite similar.
"What the hell are you fucking crazy?" Chen Chen still stewed the wontons on the table and cursed at him.
"Haha, I am really a talented man. I found that I have some potential for Gorky. Qiao Mimi will definitely sleep with me when she sees this love letter!" Wang Mumu said proudly.
"Take it, I appreciate it!" I walked over and picked up the love letter on the table.
"Well, you can take it for appreciation, and you can also learn some knowledge from it!" Wang Mumu started pretending to be b again.
Chenchen and I sat on the bed, looking at the love letter. When we saw it, we couldn't extricate ourselves for a long time. We were deeply impressed by Wang Mumu's writing style. It was so weird!! So talented!!
The original text is as follows.
Wang Mumu wrote in his love letter: Dear "Qiao Mimi", you splashed in the crowd, and you were unable to forget your face. Your melancholy eyes, Gao Ya's temperament, snow-white big butt, and the thin stubble... are all deeply imprinted in my mind. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, my love for you is innocent, I really hope that you and I can taste it again, soak the coffee in the big white rabbit milk candy, I am willing to sleep with you for ten thousand years,
Your big round eyes, as round as "Yaocai", make my heart lake as pure as "white plate", and "has" the fine ripples like "nine" and your neat nostrils like "two cakes" have left a deep impression on my mind, especially when you wear that "all colors" skirt, and under the "east wind", it is as beautiful as "flowering on the bar". If you can sleep with you, I would rather wait for you "not eat or vomit" to wait for you for "nine thousand" years...
"Ah, a great work, no, a shocking work, this is a mahjong textbook!!" Chen Chen admired Wang Mumu and was overwhelmed.
"The ancients said that pretending to be a brutal crime is invincible, it's really a matter of it! My son is lying! Your love letter is to give Kawashima house, you can sleep with her. It's no problem!!" I said from the bottom of my heart.
"That's natural. Puyi is my eldest brother. Who am I afraid of?" Wang Mumu had completely regarded himself as the prince at this time.
"Go quickly, time is not waiting for anyone!!!" Chen Chen urged.
"Don't worry, I'll call her first...I want to miss her to read in person!!" Wang Mumu's voice calmly, and elegantly took out the copycat version of Nokia n91 with n hands, slowly removed the leather case on the phone, and the phone suddenly fell apart. Half of the receiver and half of the keyboard, there were several red lines in the middle, and it had not been completely separated. After Wang Mumu dialed the phone, he quickly used two hands to call the phone on his face.
"I bought this phone number, it's so good. It can last for so long!" Chen Chen's head aches when he saw this phone number.
"Even if he gives it to you, you can't use it. Only Wang Mumu can control this jb phone, just like Brother Xu's car, only he can drive away!!" I said with emotion.
"Hey, hello, I am Aisin Gioro. Wang Mumu introduced himself elegantly.
"I'm the wealth of your sister! I'm your society's brother Leilei!!" Wang Mumu's cell phone has always been very loud, and it's impossible to keep hands-free.
"Huh... why did you take my Mimi's phone number? Oh...**Your uncle's... You're messing with your shoes, you're fucking me!!" Wang Mumu was quite confused at first, but later reacted and cursed in grief and anger at the phone.
"Don't fucking the silly, my wife, and Qiao Mimi are having dinner!!" Leilei said on the phone.
"Oh...that's right! Then I'll go over!" Wang Mumu felt relieved.
"Don't come here, okay? I beg you, let's have a good meal, okay? I'll wash your pants when I go back!!" Leilei has a phobia.
"**, do you say where are you? Otherwise, I will pee on your bed, do you believe?" Wang Mumu has too many disgusting ways.
"Okay!! Brother, we are waiting for you in Xihuayuan, VIP room, and large crystal table. Come on, remember, ignore other people's weird eyes, because this place is relatively high-end, I'm fucking bleeding!!" Leilei hung up the phone after saying that.
When I heard this place name, I felt a little scared. This *** Leilei was too damaged. Wang Mumu probably was really crazy this time.
"Mumu, listen to my advice, don't go, okay?" I said kindly.
"Are you the fucking brother? Leilei finally recovered from bleeding, you won't let me go!" Wang Mumu was about to fight my life with me.
"I'm for your own good, that's right!"
"Get out of here, I'll lend me twenty yuan for a car. Can you do it? Or you'll go with me!" Wang Mumu was like a robber at this time.
"I'm going too, I'm having a delicious meal!" Chenchen was also interested in this matter.
"Okay, since you have to go, I won't stop you. You will go to that place sooner or later!" I sighed, took out twenty dollars from my pocket and gave them to both of them.
Chapter completed!