Chapter 3 Breaking the World with a Smile
"ah……"
Wang Er screamed hysterically, threw the tree stick, and crawled three feet away.
Looking at the sky in horror, the sun was shining brightly, and what was the ghost in the blue sky and white sun? Even if there was, it would be that relatives would appear and their own family members would not harm their own family members.
Wang Er looked at the round gold ingot, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and became more courageous. He got closer, grabbed a piece of it, rubbed it, and then bit it with his teeth to confirm that it was correct.
Immediately bowed to the grave, laughing so hard that I couldn't stop talking, and speaking incoherently.
"Thank you... Sister, brother-in-law, thank you so much, so good... Hahahahaha..."
As he said, "Bang", he slapped himself in the face and scolded:
"I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid... Why didn't I know how to take a little more just now?"
Before he finished speaking, three shrill howls came out of his throat without hesitation, wailing, wailing, wailing...
Wang Er was at a loss and looked at the distant village, cursing.
"Who is killing pigs in the morning..."
Suddenly, he realized that the pig cries came from his throat, and he was so scared that he covered his mouth. He hangs out with a group of idle men all day long, and he is not stupid, so he reacts.
It seems that any words you say will be taken as a request and will be realized immediately. I wasted a "pig's chirping" just now, which is really stupid!
What requirements should be made?
Of course, the more gold, the better.
But if you have gold, you won’t have power. Just a robber or an official army will kill you.
King Hua has money and power, but isn’t he obeying the great monks?
Then, just be the head of the Xiaoshui Sword Sect?
It’s not possible, I still have to kneel down to worship the gods. I heard that the practice of a cow’s nose is very hard, and eating vegetables all day long, what does it smell like?
Even if he becomes the Jade Emperor, wouldn’t he be furious to the Heavenly Palace by Sun Wuzi?
However, the Jade Emperor is still quite good... I live forever, there are many fairy palace maids, and Sister Chang'e... The problem is, my brother-in-law was a scholar before he died, and a scholar ghost after he died. Do you have such great magic power to make me the number one god in the heaven?
Wang Er was worried about gains and losses, and circled around the grave.
I was afraid that something would leak out accidentally, so I slapped my mouth tightly, and saliva dripped through my fingers.
In spring, the weeds grew wildly and the thorns were lush, hooking the collars. He was already very nervous. After feeling pulled, he instantly rushed out like a rabbit and shouted in panic:
"who……"
This is awesome.
There was a loud roar of water thirty meters away, and a water column as thick as a sea bowl extended over like a python and reached in front of him.
Wang Er and a local bun, have you ever seen such a formation? He was so shocked that he ran away and ran away.
However, it was useless. The water column blocked the route with just a twist. No matter how he changed direction, he would definitely hit him head-on.
Wang Er stopped, blinked his eyes desperately, shook his head, and understood.
I just shouted "Who", but after the water came, I wasted another request. My brother-in-law is really, I have only been a Beijing official for a few years, but I can't understand my hometown dialect?
He cried and scooped up a handful of water and drank it.
The water column fell down, and the ground was wet.
Wang Er ran to the grave, and saw that the gold was still there, and he had hope again and begged:
"Sister, ask my nephew to give you one million taels of gold."
No response around.
"Brother-in-law, I think you are not well-off. Don't worry about relatives. I will take a step back and it's only 100,000 taels, and I can't lose it again?"
Still no response.
"Okay, okay, ten thousand taels... I always have to give it to you. I'm going to the wind and rain, and I'm looking at the house and the grave, is it easy?"
...
Wang Er howled for a long time, and saw that nothing had emerged from the void again. He raised gold ingots in his clothes and sent them to the old house in four batches.
Before leaving, I locked the door, and walked around carefully to see if anyone was hiding, muttering:
"Hurry up and get all the mules away..."
But he couldn't see it. From beginning to end, a young man in white stood in front of two graves.
The back gradually moved away, and the sound of "papa" slap and the curse of "I'm a pig" came faintly. The young man smiled slightly, bowed to Wang Er, and said:
"A smile breaks the world, I am not a person in the world... uncle, goodbye."
With a raised hand, two thick willow branches more than ten feet away broke and flew into the palm.
The young man carefully cleaned the grave like he was holding two thick brooms. Then he placed a willow branch in front of each grave, knelt down solemnly, kowtowed three times, and said:
"Grandpa, grandma, dad, mom... I've left all the time. I'll come back to visit the galaxy before traveling through the celestial world."
After saying that, he rose into the sky.
...
In Yangchan Valley, there were endless carriages and horses. Most of them walked from the direction of Baisha Royal City to Qiyun County, full of supplies.
The narrowest section in the middle is a vertical turn close to 90 degrees at both ends. The peaks stand together, and the valley is deep. When you look up, you can only see a line of sky.
No one who had been with him noticed that a young man in white stared into the valley and remained silent for a long time. Suddenly, he turned around and pointed to the void, and said:
"All the worlds, all heroes are sent to me. I will be able to surpass your lonely soul!"
A tornado blew, and sand flew away. Carriages and horses rushed to hide, while pedestrians ran away with their heads in their arms.
The soul seventeen years ago, even the shadow of the shadow had disappeared. The method was purely to light a blind man in vain and waste his energy.
But, he is willing.
There were three short bamboo sticks inserted in the gap in the cliff. Looking at the charred appearance of the sign head, someone once burned incense and worshiped here.
Qi Tian walked over and said:
"Have you been here... I finally understood why Master has mastered the secrets of heaven, but he did not interfere. I asked me to find out my life experience before patrolling the sky and cut off the cause and effect... If you fall into the devil's way, I will kill you. Otherwise, I will be brothers in heaven and earth forever."
After saying that, he slowly rose into the air.
Looking down, the ant-like crowd was organized in an orderly manner, digging pits in the high ground on both sides of the Yangyan Valley. In the distance, several artificial lakes were formed. Water flowed out of the channel and poured into half.
Looking further away, the water was actually transported to the highlands through level one water truck.
More than a hundred miles away, it is Yunmeng Daze, known as the water that swepts the world.
Qi Tian looked at the sun and said:
"Who can protect himself from the world's drought? Since I was born here, I will help you... the wind is rising!"
The strong wind suddenly rose in the sky, surging.
"Cloud comes!"
The dark clouds rolled, like being pushed by invisible hands, gathering into a group.
"The rain fell!"
The soybean-like raindrops fell.
The working people were caught off guard and were soaked. But they were not depressed at all, jumping and cheering: "It's raining, it's raining..."
...
It was around 6:00 p.m., the brightest moment of dusk.
The Dengfeng County Yamen has long been dispersed, and it is very quiet, and there is no one in the torture room.
Qi Tian hung in the air and took out an old case file from the top of the huge wooden cabinet.
Chapter completed!