[This article covers: urban ambiguity, supernatural powers, extreme yy. Please enjoy it slowly~!]

This is the quietest place in the Taihang Mountains and the central part of the entire Taihang Mountains.

Here are lush trees, streams often flow, the green earth, the blue sky, and the thick white clouds in the sky!

Next to a clear lake water on the top of the mountain, there are two low and dilapidated temples. There is a small wooden archway in front of the temple. The archway is crookedly above the archway, and a few words are pieced together with the roots of the tree. "Authentic Shaolin Temple". The bad eyes are absolutely impossible to see the font structure like oracle bone inscriptions!!

"Old monk? What did you say? Let me go down the mountain?"

At this time, a young monk in the 22 or 3 years old, wearing a dirty and dirty dress, patched and patched, was asking the old monk in the small hall with a puzzled look on his face with confusion.

And this old monk is the 108th generation successor of this dilapidated temple and the master of the young monk in front of him!

The name of the Dharma-Dream Nourishing Dream!

Looking at his appearance, there are nine black rings dotted above his head, which is the representative of the abbot of a temple! The copper-yellow skin, dark lines on his face, white and messy goat beard, and his thick and square black brows were frowning slightly at this time...

"Oh~~!" After a long time, the abbot breathed a long sigh, slowly opened his eyes, and said with a serious expression: "I'll report to the Buddha Tathagata. I'm saying, "Why are you still so shocked? Hum?"

"I said to the old monk! I'm still going to the Buddha. Just like your appearance, I'll report it to Guanyin Bodhisattva after returning to the West!"

The boy rolled his eyes after hearing the abbot's words, curled his lips, and replied with contempt.

"I said you kid..." After hearing this, the old monk was about to curse, but slapped his forehead and murmured: "You kid has a good idea. Well~~ I have to think carefully..."

"Hehe~~~ Master, people all over the world say you are noble, but I know you have hidden a lot of private money? People all over the world praise you for your quietness, but I still know that you are still stronger!" Seeing that the old monk had been suppressing him for more than ten years, he suddenly asked to let him go down the mountain. The little monk felt a slight uneasy in his heart, but he didn't know what the problem was, but he kept squeezing his mouth. After saying that, he did not forget to raise two eyebrows at the old monk.

"Ahem~~~" After hearing the little monk's words, the old monk corrected his position and retorted himself: "I'll swear by the blood, please come with me!! Hum~"

"Yo and~~Isn't admit it yet?" Seeing the old monk's pretentious act of showing off, the little monk took out his i-4 phone from the cup and shook it in his hand. He smiled and said with a lewd look on his face: "The paper cannot contain the fire~~~Hehe~~ Could it be that you forgot so quickly that our master and apprentice were invited to participate in the EU martial arts competition last month, and did you do secretly that night before you came back?"

"Wow~" The old monk stared at the mobile phone in the monk's hand with his eyes. His brass-yellow face turned red, but he still insisted on calmingly: "Hmph~~ I'm doing my best~~ I'm sitting right..."

"Ah~~oh~~e onbaby~~!" Just as the old abbot was just trying to make a quibble, a foreign girl began to moan in the small temple with mud and tiles..

"I'm shooting~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

At this time, the old monk had no choice but to take the little monk in front of him, and his face changed with a blush and white color.

"Hehe~~~ You are really good! Foreign girls are playing around!" After the old monk was recording, he rushed forward with a gun, the young monk smiled, walked to the old monk with a weird expression and sat down.

"..." After a while of silence, the old monk's face finally returned to normal. His eyes turned and changed the topic: "I said, "You boy, don't mess with those useless things. Do you want to go down the mountain in a word?"

"Haha~~! Tell me, what's wrong?" After teasing the old monk, he knew that the old monk had something to explain to him, so he asked seriously.

"You kid has been lying here for almost twenty years. You can't eat and drink for nothing. Now I'm old and I don't have anything to teach you. It's time for you to go down the mountain~"

When the little monk heard this word of calluses, he couldn't help but roll his eyes and thought to himself: "You old pervert, I'm tired of helping you pick up water for more than ten years, pressed it for more than ten years, and made body acupuncture samples for more than ten years, and missed your perverted 18 Arhats for more than ten years, and in recent years, he helped you fight for free and get extra money~~~ You're good, do you think I owed you a sentence?'

Although the idea was like this, the little monk knew that it was for his own good, and he stopped talking with a habitual curl of his lips.

"No~! Take it!" After the old monk said that, he took out a small cloth bag and threw it to the monk, saying, "Your things have been packed for you. As for how you owe you to pay for the teacher, you have written it for you in the bag. Now you will get up and go to the zz airport, and then you will take the non-plane to sh."

"Hehe~~Master! It's not as good as the ones outside who grow vegetables and raise pigs in our temples and eat them. It's all cost money. Do you think you're always?~~~" The little monk also had the idea of ​​being cool outside. Seeing that the old monk was really driving him away this time, he smiled and lifted his bag with his left hand, approached the old monk's face with his right hand, and kept rubbing his thumb and index finger at the moment.

"Swoosh~~~" Suddenly the old monk slapped the ground with his palms, his whole body rose into the air, and after rolling in the air, he stood firmly in front of the little monk, squinted his eyes and stared at the little monk, with his mouth slightly bent, and he looked like he was smiling...

When the little monk saw this expression, his mouth twitched, his right eyelid kept beating, and he told him in his heart: ‘Run quickly~~ Danger!’

"Hehe~~~" The old monk broke the treacherous sneered and shouted loudly: "Set up a formation and farewell~!"

"Swoosh swosh swosh swosh swosh~~~" As soon as the sound fell, several golden phantoms emerged from behind the golden Buddha in the center of the hall...

"Lingbo Weibu~~~" Before the phantom hit the ground, the little monk silently chanted in his heart that he disappeared without a trace.

Looking back, there were more than a dozen men wearing yellow and exposed left shoulders, all over the body were covered with gold, majestic and playing various moves... and they were still following her mouth, drinking, and screaming...

"Hehe~ Abbot, the recording just now, the brothers who listened to it were excited~~~ Can you broadcast it again?" A shorter bronze man came to the old monk with a flattering face and said with a wicked smile.

"Well? Do you want to pay dividends for this month's incense money?" The old monk showed a threatening look on his face...

"Uh~~! I won't listen, brothers~! Let's go to the opposite side of the lake to find Master Mie Jue to discuss..."

"..." The old monk heard that his head was full of black lines. If he was mistress Miejue, he would have to beat him half of his body if he didn't cut the little jj down...

"You guys are cruel!" After saying that, he took out the i-4 he snatched from the little monk, threw the phone to everyone with a dark face, and said in his heart: 'Don't let me grab the handle, otherwise I will kill you...'
Chapter completed!