A meteorite from outside the sky brought a strange life;

Their DNA consists of ten groups of deoxynucleotides, and there are only four species of organisms on Earth;

Their evolution is very fast. In just two hours, they completed the evolution from single-cell organisms to multicellular organisms;

This organism evolves very quickly. Within a few days, they completed the growth process of the earth's organisms for billions of years - until they evolved into primates.

This organism is afraid of oxygen. To be precise, they are afraid of oxygen in the initial stage, but due to their rapid evolution, they quickly overcome such a big weakness and enter human society.

Such creatures have posed a great threat to humans, because at this rate, once they generate wisdom and their super reproductive ability, the earth will soon be occupied by them - the end of mankind is coming!

Please rest assured that the above time is purely fictional, from an American blockbuster - "Super Speed ​​Evolution".

This type of disaster film has almost become the signature of Hollywood, all of which have some crisis, and then Americans discovered their weaknesses and finally won. They saved the earth - of course. At the end of the film, the hero and heroine have lovers and finally got married - a vulgar trick for decades.

I don’t know if it’s because of the collective low IQ of Americans or the Hollywood signature and the increasingly mature and shocking stunts, there is really no market for films like the United States that promote themselves as the savior - it’s too bad - at least Ling Feng is too lazy to watch such films.

Let’s give another example. If such a movie is adapted into a novel and serialized at Qidian, it would be a miracle that can reach four digits in Zhou Click - 80% of it was still a self-written one.

But now, Ling Feng is sitting in front of the TV with a group of teammates in Florence to watch the newly released disaster comedy "Super Speed ​​Evolution".

The reason why it is called a comedy is that the end of this film - it is even more nonsensical than Stephen Chow's nonsensical - super nonsensical!

There are similarities in such movies, that is, the Americans defeated evil in the last moment and saved the earth - this film is no exception - the reason why it is nonsensical is that the tool used to defeat evil is really... nonsensical!

Because this alien creature is afraid of oxygen and lives in hydrogen sulfide, a certain scientist - actually the protagonist - came to the following conclusions through the simplest periodic table of elements.

The basic component of the earth's biological land is carbon (C), that is, the life program of carbon-based land, while the component of human poison is arsenic (Ar), and the basic component of this alien organism is nitrogen (N), that is, the life program of nitrogen. According to the same position on the periodic table, their deadly poison is selenium (Se)!

Then the next thing is simple and complicated. The simple thing is to know the main components of poison. The complicated thing is - where to find something like selenium?!

Then the plot - made a group of Florentine gangsters swear...

Things rich in selenium are actually very common. That is - Haifeisi!

Oh god. I have been playing for a long time and it turned out to be a promotional movie by Haifeisi! No wonder Pepsi wanted Ling Feng to see this thing!

Seeing the "heroes" rushing up in a fire truck full of seafly wires to destroy alien monsters, Ling Feng and others laughed and fell to the ground - I have to admire the Americans' thinking - they are so perverted!

Well, after watching this super nonsensical movie, Ling Feng knew what Pepsi meant - they must have been offended and wanted to make such a movie.

Khan, can't you want to take photos with me?

The last time I shot an advertisement, I was almost dead. I still want to make a movie this time?!

Ling Feng guessed most of the time correctly. The movie was right, it was to shoot, and he wanted to act, but the half that was not right was that not only Ling Feng was asked, but none of the hooligans in Florence could escape!

And, not only the guys from Florence.

Ronaldo, Beckham, Raul, Zidane, these famous guys in the football world have not escaped. Even Uncle Crow Mouth Bailey was bought by Pepsi - playing a very special role in the play that is close to the leader.

And another leader is Maradona!

This is also the reason why Pepsi must look for Ling Feng - because everyone in the circle now knows that Bailey and Maradona have always had a bad relationship. If you want the two big football kings to take action at the same time, Ling Feng has to do the job of Lao Ma.

The super luxurious lineup of the world football world, plus the two kings of football to help - the influence is definitely more than Hollywood!

Pepsi has invested heavily this time, with an investment of $980 million - this was an astronomical figure in 1997.

But thinking about it, this was originally a movie that promoted PepsiCo. Although the advertising fee was nearly one billion US dollars, it was not unacceptable. What’s more, the box office revenue was also available!

Football is not popular in the United States, and the box office in North America is probably bleak, but in football kingdoms like South America, the box office results should be good, and there is no need to say much about Europe. More importantly, China, the most populous country in the world, should be able to make a lot of money - even if China's piracy is a little rampant...

Calculate such box office results, even if you pay, you won’t be able to pay much. For the publicity, such an advertisement can completely make Pepsi really enjoy it!

The film is expected to start shooting during the winter break. It will be completed within one month - this is super speed, how many scenes are shot at the same time, and it is strived to be completed within one month!

In the words of Pepsi - this is a grand project that can be recorded in history!

It was just beyond the expectations of the person in charge. Whether it was Ling Feng or other players in Florence, they all refused one by one - the reason?

Are you mistaken? This year is the most tiring year. I won’t talk about the league anymore. I have to continue to compete in the World Cup qualifiers. Who has time to take on this video?

If Pepsi staff members were asking hard, begging, and begging, Ling Feng and others were like turtles eating weights - they were determined!

But the final result is very simple. When the Pepsi staff took out a piece of paper, except for Ling Feng, Bati and Baggio, a group of other bastards turned against each other...

On that piece of paper is the list of heroines...

In order to expand the scale of this movie, Pepsi's investment in the awards accounted for more than 60% of the entire movie. The male actors are almost all football stars, and actresses naturally cannot find anyone from the women's football team. Everyone knows that the female football girls play well, but there are not many beautiful ones. The movie requires handsome men and beautiful women. Otherwise, the male protagonists would not be the two handsome guys, Xiao Bei and Ling Feng.

The list of heroines says: Han Jing (China), Monica Bellucci (Italy), Kate Beginsel (UK) and Gwyneth Paltrow (United States).

It can be said that except for Winnieth, who is not very popular from the United States, the other three are the most famous young actresses in various countries, even in a state.

...It seems that Ronaldo and Beckham's perverts agreed immediately after seeing this list.

If it were before, when he saw Han Jing appearing, Ling Feng would definitely not have messed up with this gangster - even when he saw the beauty, he wanted to run away - but since he decided to make a relationship with Siyue, Ling Feng has also seemed much more generous. Beauty is a beauty, no matter what he does. Seeing everyone so eager to move, even the hooligan Maradona stared at the pictures of the beauty and forgot the old crow Bailey. Uh, Ling Feng also thought this was a relatively good deal - just treat it as casual...

The only regret is that Robert Baggio still did not participate, because Baggio is different from this group of hooligans. He is very loyal to his wife, especially now that he is not sure to be selected for the national team, Baggio does not want to waste energy in this regard - Ling Feng and others can only be allowed to do so.

However, for the ugly guys Carlos, it is still very good to have a handsome guy steal the scene...

The film is scheduled to start filming during the winter break and will be completed within one month. As for the script - another kind of Western-style - a super mentally retarded plan to save the earth...

The alien invaders invaded, and they used a special thing to ineffective all weapons and equipment on the earth, and humans were in a huge crisis.

Aliens destroyed all the energy on Earth, and humans entered the era of slash-and-fire planting - and humans had no way to do this creature.

Although there were no weapons, they still launched a counterattack against the alien invaders and finally found records of this alien creature on an ancient parchment scroll!

According to legend, this creature had visited the earth ten thousand years ago, and the gods defeated them at that time, and the holy water that could cause damage to this creature was hidden on Easter Island...

Ling Feng understood this when he saw this. Needless to say, the so-called holy water must be - Pepsi!

Vulgar plots, vulgar scenes, and a bunch of vulgar actors - Pepsi probably defines the box office goal of this film on fans...

I have to say that Western people’s thinking is really quite naive.

As for why we have to find players, there are explanations in the film. First, the appearance of this alien creature is exactly the same as the stone statues on Easter Island. In other words, the group that came ten thousand years ago built stone statues on Easter Island, and left a group of guards guarding their forbidden areas - and their king was also pressed under Easter Island by the so-called holy water.

As for the way to get through those guards, it’s very simple - playing football!

Anyway, no matter how you have to, it will be involved in the players. It is like "Slam Dunk" starring Jordan. In the end, the stars broke through the alien's guards, obtained the holy water, and then faced the king of the alien who had been imprisoned underground for thousands of years...

In the final battle, after the stars used the Pepsi bottle as a football, Ling Feng finally solved the boss with his last kick. From then on, humans lived a happy life, and the male and female protagonists who appeared in the play also had lovers and finally got married...

It's really TMD, it's a spoof...

After reading the script, Ling Feng was already vomiting, but Effenberg and others looked excited - Westerners, such heroism is understandable...

Seeing Ling Feng being so wronged, he got the most weighty character in the play. Cannavaro and Toldo were very friendly to discuss with Ling Feng - to see if they could give that character to them - it is said that there are intimate scenes with Asian queen Han Jing - uh, just a hug, Han Jing is famous for not taking passionate scenes, and she doesn't take kiss scenes...

Ling Feng was willing to do it. Anyway, he went to join in the fun and was just a big deal. He just wanted to be the protagonist. He didn't care much about his rivalry with Han Jing. He just told him from his experience in the last advertisement that filming is not an easy thing...

But his willingness does not mean that Pepsi is willing - after all, Ling Feng is now the signature of China. The advertisement he shot with Fei Luo last time made Pepsi make a fortune in China. Now, he is making such a mentally retarded film. No matter what, he has to take care of the Chinese box office...

Having said that, Ling Feng is also indispensable, because the four protagonists set are from Asia, Europe, Africa, and America. As for Oceania, FIFA has placed their World Cup qualifiers for half a place with Asia, and now Asia can be replaced...

Looking at the whole of Asia, among the stars, Ling Feng is the best choice for fame, reputation and appearance. Of course, Ling Feng himself also spoke. If Cannavaro are willing to change Chinese nationality, he can consider giving up the protagonist's position to him...

Of course, it's just a talk...

But the most funny thing is that Bailey and Maradona, two guys who have never been together, must attract a lot of attention - and the role they play is also very funny...

The two play a star constellation master and a historian respectively, and they discovered the secret of alien creatures - but what is funny is that Uncle Crow Mouth Bailey plays a star constellation master in the play. Everything he divines must be wrong - it is really similar to the crow in reality...
Chapter completed!