Chen Yi is so angry...

Every time I come back from a "far trip", nothing good happens.

Is this a curse?

The first time I came back, I was quite frightened by the strange "grass cutting".

The second time I was almost bitten by a dog, the third time I was squatted by someone, the fourth time I was squatted by that guy Aoaoao, and the fifth time my whole family was flattened...

This time, it turned out that this curse was not avoided and people blocked the door and cursed in the streets?

If he hadn't used all his strength to suppress Taoist injuries, Chen Yi could now shoot the cursing man out of space with his backhand...

Even now, his eyes were on fire, really on fire, and he turned around suddenly...

"??"

Chen Yi, who was about to get angry, was stunned.

The scene was a little different from what he imagined...

Opposite the small pond, at the intersection of the bamboo forest path, a group of shiny bald heads were confronting two very fat creatures. The solemn atmosphere of the battle hung in the sky...

Okay, it's a war of words...

These two fat creatures are none other than Orange and Aoaoao.

Orange, the stupid bear, had his palms on his waist, his mouth wide open, and his saliva was spitting out wildly.

The bald heads opposite him sprayed saliva all over their heads, their faces were red, they were furious, and they were helpless...

"Damn bald donkey!"

"You know how powerful it is, right?"

"You're going to bite me if you dare?"

"Huh huh! I'm sorry you don't dare, you're a bald donkey. If you have a bald head, how can you still have a seed?"

"Let me tell you, annoying Mr. Orange is not as good as yours!"

"Ouch!"

Tangerine sticks his waist, protrudes his belly, and flicks his big tongue rapidly. Although Ao Ao Ao next to him cannot speak human language, he is not to be outdone and keeps roaring in support.

A group of great monks were so angry that they rolled up their sleeves and wanted to fight.

But he was held tightly by a fat monk.

Judging from the image of this fat man, I guess the phrase "meat dumpling with tumors" just now was meant to scold him...

"..."

Chen Yi was not interested in paying attention to how these great monks were doing or whether they would be angry to death, but veins were already appearing on his head.

Scolding the monk in front of the bald donkey... No! Scolding the bald donkey in front of the monk...

You really want to go to heaven!

"tangerine!"

Two words squeezed out from the roots of his teeth.

Tangerine, who transformed into a saliva bear, was making full use of the invincible key technique he learned from the Internet, and his body and mind were so happy that he suddenly heard a sound that made his bear body tremble, and a pool of yellow liquid flowed down his thick body.

The bear legs flowed to the ground, exuding a stinky smell...

Aoaoao was not much better. He whined, turned around, and jumped down in front of Chen Yi.

With his tail between his legs, his legs trembling, he grinned with a huge tiger's mouth, and the tiger's face was filled with flattery: "Ouch~~"

"I haven't seen you for a few days. You guys are so majestic."

Chen Yi's face was expressionless, but it made the two guys frightened.

"Great master!"

Orange didn't care about the wetness under her step, and suddenly her knees slipped and she rushed over.

"Orange wants to report!"

"Someone stole the spring water... Bah! Someone stole the house!"

"These bald donkeys are trying to break through the empty door while their master is away! If Orange hadn't sacrificed his life to resist, master, your house would have been lost again!"

"..."

This bastard, we really can't let him play with his mobile phone anymore...

"I'll take care of you two later!"

Chen Yi gave these two guys a hard look.

After all, it has been raised for so long and a lot of food has been spent on it, so I really can't bear to just stew it like this.

When a group of monks saw that the two scolding monsters were finally suppressed, they all let out a fit of anger.

The bald heads were very curious about this young man who suddenly appeared.

Appearing here, such a mean and arrogant monster, but being so... flattering to him, and having a bald head, is enough to make people think of it.

"Buddhist disciple Shi Kong, pay homage... pay homage to Master Tripitaka!"

The first person to react was a fat monk, that is, the "meat dumpling with tumors."

There were three big arcs on a fat face, with a big belly, and he saluted Chen Yihe.

It was obvious that he was trying hard to salute.

It's just that this waist...the ball has no waist...

I really couldn't bend down, and just in the process of saluting like this, I had a layer of sweat on my forehead...

"..."

Originally, Chen Yi was a little dissatisfied with this group of bald heads.

After coming back, he immediately confirmed the time.

It took a long time to leave this time, maybe because the level gap between the White Snake world and the current world is very close, and the time difference is not as big as the previous world.

It has been more than two months since he left.

This group of bald heads are still guarding here.

They came to my house, blocked my door, and even confronted my own pets... Although these two things are a bit cheap...

But I can beat my dog, but you can't scold it.

But seeing how hard it was to make the meat dumplings and the saliva and sweat on his forehead, Chen Yi couldn't bear it anymore...

"cough……"

"Tell me, you have been guarding my place for so long and even confronted my pet. What do you want to do? Are you looking for trouble?"

Unable to bear it, Chen Yi still had a sullen face.

"No no no!"

Rouduanzi waved his hands repeatedly, and the water on his forehead became even more anxious: "We are here to pay homage to the master, there is absolutely no malice, there is no malice!"

"oh,"

Chen Yi nodded and waved his hand: "Okay, I'll see you and I'll say goodbye. You can go."

"ah?"

"No no no...!"

"Master Tripitaka, I, we..."

Rouduanzi was a little dumbfounded, this was different from what he thought.

Chen Yi stared and said, "What are you doing? Do you still want to stay and eat? I don't have anything here. Oh, there is quite a lot of meat. How about you eat two bites before leaving?"

"..."

The fat on Rouduanzi's face trembled.

It’s okay if you don’t even want to treat him to a meal. If you want to invite a monk to eat meat in front of him, are you going too far?

Although monks eat a lot of meat now, I am not one of those unscrupulous people. Seeing as I have been waiting for you at your door for more than two months, you should at least prepare a good vegetarian feast for me, right?

wrong!

We are not here to eat!

"Master, I'm telling you the truth. Shikong, a poor monk, is a director of the Clan Association. He is leading his disciples here to represent the Clan Association and invite the Master to come."

Rouduanzi wiped the sweat from his forehead and said:

He finally figured out that this Master Tripitaka, the Buddha and the holy monk that the world now calls, is even more difficult to deal with than the legend in the industry...

How dare you go around him?
To be continued...