Chapter 260 Lazy Man
Okay! Someone is really causing trouble.
Fatty Wang Yuanchao and I were almost killed by this guy just now, how could we let him go? We immediately chased after him with red eyes.
The other person seemed to be very familiar with this basement. He kept circling around in the wind chimes and playing hide-and-seek with us. Wang Yuanchao and I almost caught him several times, but in the end he slipped away again.
The sound of the wind chimes was ringing, and the jingling sound kept echoing in our heads. The noise gave me a splitting headache.
Just when we were chasing and sweating profusely, Wang Yuanchao fired a shot at the figure in front of him. The other person immediately let out a scream, and then all the sound of wind chimes around him stopped.
Wang Yuanchao and I didn't dare to delay, so we rushed over and saw a rickety man lying on the ground. He covered his bleeding arm and crawled back tremblingly: "Big brothers, don't kill me.
Don’t kill me!”
Wang Yuanchao was indeed a good shot. This shot just penetrated the opponent's arm, which not only shocked the opponent but also left him alive.
I turned on the flashlight out of curiosity, and I didn't expect that what I saw was the lazy man from Zuoer Village!
"Lazy man, how could it be you?" Looking at the trembling lazy man on the ground, I couldn't help but be smart and instantly understood what all this was about. I immediately got angry and stepped forward to grab him.
He picked up the collar of the lazy man, used the butt of the gun to point it at his head, and hit him hard until his face was bleeding, and then he stopped.
I have never wanted to bully anyone in my life, but this time it was different. This time I even had the intention of killing someone.
First, when we were in Zuo'er Village, the lazy man wanted to cut off our ears in exchange for a feast. Second, after we were caught by the villagers, the lazy man added insult to injury. Third, the ghosts we encountered along the way
The ringtone is probably a good thing this kid did.
This bastard is so well hidden!
I tell you to pretend, I tell you to pretend.
I couldn't help but kick the lazy guy again.
The lazy guy was already injured, but now that I gave him such a beating, he immediately huddled up and cried.
Wang Yuanchao looked at me with a look full of surprise. He probably didn't expect that I would be more ruthless than him at the critical moment, right?
I stepped on the lazy man to the ground, put a submachine gun against his head, and shouted loudly: "Tell me why you are here. If you dare to tell a lie, I will shoot you through the head!"
The lazy man was probably frightened by me, his face was as white as paper, he waved his hands repeatedly and said: "Don't kill me, big brother, don't kill me!"
I saw that his eyes were dull and before he could recover, I slapped him twice to wake him up.
"Stop pretending to be pitiful for me here, tell me now!"
"Don't kill me..." The lazy man kept holding his head and repeating this sentence. I was forced to have no choice but to look back at Wang Yuanchao. Wang Yuanchao also shook his head, indicating that this lazy man was not pretending.
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Just when I was thinking about how to deal with the lazy man, the fat man came in with a roar.
I also wanted to ask Fatty how the two big rats were doing? But I saw Fatty carrying an AK47 in one hand and dragging a completely dead big rat into the basement with the other.
"Tinker Bell, let's see, is Fat Master so powerful? Fat Master sent both of them to the west. Two of them are too heavy, so I dragged one here to give you some eyes." The fat man said proudly.
The big rat was covered in dense bullet holes and stared with a pair of green eyes, seemingly unblinking. Its long black hair was also stained with fishy blood. I felt sick when I saw it, so I quickly told the fat man to get away.
Wang Yuanchao also said: "This thing is full of bacteria, so it's best to burn it."
The fat man seemed a little unhappy: "No, look at how fat the meat on this mouse is. It will taste delicious when roasted later."
I couldn't help but retched: "How dare you eat rat meat?"
The fat man shook his head and said: "That's better than compressed biscuits. Don't Cantonese people also like to eat mice? Fatty heard that a famous dish in Guangdong is called 'San Zhi'. Do you know why it is called 'San Zhi'? They put it
When a newborn mouse is boiled in a hot pot, it squeaks when heated, then dipped in sauce and squeaks again, and finally put into the mouth to chew, and squeaks again, it is a great tonic."
"Nonsense, what people eat is raised at home, but this big rat grew up by eating ears. Look at it, it's as strong as a calf. You don't know that it has been eating ears for thousands of years." I said.
He scolded: "If you don't feel disgusted, just eat it by yourself."
When the fat man heard what I said, he immediately felt disgusted. He immediately threw the big mouse aside and never dared to eat it again.
At this time, he suddenly saw the lazy man on the ground and shouted in surprise: "Hey, why is this kid here?"
After saying that, he rolled up his sleeves and started to take action.
I quickly grabbed the fat man and asked him what he was doing?
"Nonsense, this bastard often speaks ill of us in front of the old village chief. Of course the fat man will teach him a lesson."
I waved my hand and said: "Okay, I just taught you a lesson. Look at him, he was scared by me, and he is still stupid now..."
"What a fool! What kind of human spirit has the fat man not seen when he was in Panjiayuan? This guy just deceived you two amateurs." At this point, the fat man grinned and pulled out his paratrooper's knife and touched it back and forth on the lazy man's nose.
They gestured: "Boy, if you dare to pretend again, the fat man will cut you into a human stick and give you some knowledge. The human stick is to cut off your nose, ears, arms, legs and feet, and leave you standing there. It looks like
Just like a stick."
I don’t know if the fat man’s words had any effect. The lazy man instantly returned to his usual thief-like appearance. He repeatedly begged for mercy: “Grandpas, please let me go! I’m a poor person too.”
I saw that the lazy man was really pretending to be stupid, so I was so angry that I kicked his feet again, making him scream in pain.
"Don't force me to use the knife, fat man, you can say it yourself."
The fat man used a sharp paratrooper's knife to gently cut a gash on the lazy man's nose. The lazy man's eyes became even more frightened, and he screamed: "What did you want me to say?"
I reminded from the side: "Starting from what I asked before, why are you here? And did you make those wind chimes?"
The fat man was afraid that the lazy man would cheat again, so he gave a warning: "Don't try to fool around. Fat man, I have long seen that something is wrong with you. All the villagers in Zuo'er Village are missing one ear. It's better for you to have two ears."
My ears are all gone! You still have a damn earthy smell all over your body, do you dare to say that you are not a rebel?"
Hearing this, I had to secretly give Fatty a thumbs up. Fatty is usually lazy and a troublemaker, but his eyesight is quite good and he has already seen through the lazy man's flaws.
"This fat brother has great eyesight. I will tell you the truth. I have indeed been to ancient tombs, but I am not a professional at this." The lazy man felt as aggrieved as a little daughter-in-law.
"Humph." The fat man sneered again and again, grabbed the lazy man's palm, and spread it out for us to see: "You still dare to say that you are not a professional country master? With your hands, I am afraid that you will have a long-standing reputation for touching gold.
I can't even compare to the captain."
Chapter completed!