Chapter 166: Cursed Enchanted Weapon (2 in 1 Chapter)(1/3)
Two days later.
Yilin lay on the hospital bed.
Wearing a blue striped sick suit.
Although the clothes were clean and had no odor, the inexplicable sense of déjà always made Yi Lin feel like she was returning to the Gotham nursing home.
These two days...it's quite quiet.
Only a genius knows what he has experienced in the past two days.
When I think of the embarrassing things that happened in the past two days, Yi Lin had the urge to kill everyone.
Of course, this is just a joke.
But he is in a "weak" state, which is indeed a very destructive character.
He vaguely remembered that Zhao Yulong had visited him several times, and even found a senior psychiatric professor to see if he wanted to send him to a mental abnormality shelter.
——And "9528" upper and lower bunks.
By the way, let Lao Pan revisit the old place.
When he thought about it almost became Pan Zhengyi, Yi Lin was so scared that he burst into cold sweat.
It can be imagined that once he is a "apostle", he will be terriblely at the shelter of mental abnormality.
Twist twist.
Someone knocked on the door.
"Enter."
Yi Lin sighed and decided not to think about it anymore.
A sneaky figure came in.
Wearing a hat, mask, sunglasses, a very typical "Li Changge" outfit.
"hehe."
Yilin smiled routinely.
Li Changge laughed at me and quickly locked the door. After breathing a sigh of relief, he resolutely removed his simple disguise.
"Oh, why do you think you're stupid?"
Li Changge is not a fool either. At first, he thought Yi Lin was pretending to be deep, but later he found something was wrong. Yi Lin answered the questions in every sentence, and seemed to have become a little different.
"well."
Li Changge sighed deeply again, because he was beaten up in front of the goddess tower, and his face seemed a little purple, but it was not important. Li Changge had ordered the most advanced mask from abroad overnight. I believe that it will be possible for him to return to the peak of his appearance soon.
"Big Boss, I, Li Changge, finally didn't let you down. Even if you are stupid, you are still my boss."
Li Changge showed a faint sadness, raised his head and looked deep.
"hehe."
Yi Lin smiled again.
This smile is very familiar to Li Changge.
Anyway, no matter who said to Yi Lin, Yi Lin would only smile happily and couldn't communicate normally, and became another Pan Zhengyi.
This is a bit uncomfortable.
Li Changge sat down beside the bed.
Lower your head.
Eyelids slightly drooped.
He didn't notice that Yi Lin's smile had a bit of coldness and a faint murderous intent.
Suddenly again!
Li Changge magically took out a brand new wave-breaking drum from behind.
Da da da da da da da da da da.
Li Changge smiled a little, his painting style suddenly changed, and he shook the rattle hard, and said, "Do you want to play? If you want to play, just say it~ Call me "Big Boss, my handsome Li Changge will never refuse~~~"
Yi Lin smiled coldly. Thinking of the series of stupid things that Li Changge did after he fell into a "weak" state, Yi Lin raised his mind without hesitation and condensed into a palm-shaped slap, invisible and colorless, and slapped Li Changge in the face.
——The kind that goes to death.
Bang!
Left face.
"Damn!" Li Changge was confused by this sudden slap: "Who is hitting me?"
Bang!
Right face.
"Who fucked me again!"
Slap.
Bow left and right.
Li Changge was frightened and cried. He suddenly felt that this kind of experience was so familiar?
Slutty sex.
Yi Lin didn't tell the difference next time, and he slapped Li Changge's faces to death.
finally.
Yilin felt comfortable.
Well, it turns out that psychological experts are right. If you don’t find a way to vent some negative emotions, it will indeed affect a person’s psychological state.
At least, after Yi Lin's ECG monitoring was hit by Li Changge for a round, his heart rate prompt also stabilized a lot.
Thank you, Brother Changge.
"Huh? Li Changge? Why are you here?"
Yi Lin woke up "suddenly", frowned, and looked at Li Changge sitting on the chair beside the bed with a puzzled look: "When did you come, and why did your face swollen like this?"
Li Changge was already exhausted and was vaguely excited. When he heard Yi Lin's normal voice, he suddenly woke up, lay on the bed and hugged Yi Lin's thighs, and cried: "Big Boss, Big Boss, Big Boss! Save me! Save me! I seem to be haunted again!"
"Oh—" Yi Lin suddenly realized: "What happened again?"
Li Changge had a swollen face and nodded wildly.
I don’t know if I’m used to being scorned, but this time, Li Changge unexpectedly did not have any messy special effects.
Yi Lin pointed silently behind Li Changge with a stern face: "Are you sure it's again? By the way, the female spirit behind you... seems to have not been solved yet?"
Li Changge was stunned.
It seems to make sense!
Since the matter was over and everything was calm, I don’t know if it was used to being suppressed. Li Changge was able to fall asleep comfortably in the middle of the night, never tossing and turning again, never sleeping alone again... He even forgot that this was a supernatural incident.
Now that Yi Lin mentioned this, Li Changge suddenly remembered that this female spirit seemed to be a time bomb!
"Save me, boss!"
Just when Li Changge held his thighs desperately.
Someone knocked on the door outside.
Li Changge looked at Yi Lin. Now the world is bright and bright, and as he had no choice but to open the door silently.
"Huh? Brother, your surname is yours?"
The little fat man was visiting him.
The strong version of Erpang classmate.
In the "Haiting City Major Incident", Li Erpang first drank a huge bottle of magic potion, and then lost weight. Now Li Erpang is desperately eating various high-calorie foods to replenish the lost fat.
While gnawing on artificially synthesized chicken legs, Li Erpang saw that the person who opened the door was a stranger who was swollen like a pig's head. He couldn't help frowning and resisted the urge to slap him.
After all, for a while, he couldn't tell whether it was an enemy or a friend.
The relationship between the apostles is very dangerous.
"Su me! Su me! Li Changge!"
Huh?
As soon as Li Changge finished speaking, he suddenly felt that the scene was inexplicably familiar, as if something similar happened at a certain moment or in a certain place.
"Li Changge?" Li Erpang shouted: "Who is the evil one? How dare you pretend to be Li Changge? Look at Fatty, I won't beat you to death!"
"I am really Li Changge!" Li Changge was about to cry without tears.
"How to prove it?"
To be continued...