Awesome

Author: Santiandou

Awesome

The system wants to work hard to complete the task.

But it soon realized that it seemed like there was nothing to work hard on...

The only thing it can do is to keep talking in the host's ear, and it must be controlled within a certain range so that the host does not find it annoying.

Woohoo~

Unification is difficult.

The next day, Lin Yi took Wei Ni to buy clothes. On the way back, he met a man wearing black and red tights with two knives on his back.

He jumped down from the building, with a "click" sound, his legs were directly broken, and he knelt on the ground.

"Oh~"

He lay on the ground, twisted for a while, and his legs grew back.

After standing up, he jumped.

Then, he turned around and saw Lin Yi and Wei Ni.

He said hello, "What a coincidence that I can meet you here. The last time we met was the last time. There is always endless things to say when old friends meet..."

Before he could finish speaking, a gunshot interrupted him.

A bullet hit him in the butt.

He covered his anus with one hand and waved to Lin Yi with the other hand, "Wait a moment, there is something I need to solve."

Lin Yi watched him fighting with several men in black, and then asked: "Who is he?"

Winnie replied, "The man with scars all over his body."

The system answered, "Deadpool."

Lin Yi suddenly realized.

After a while, the battle came to an end, and only one man in black was left, holding a pistol and looking at Deadpool warily.

Deadpool turned his head and winked at Lin Yi, "Next, I'll show you a unique skill."

Lin Yi was curious, why could he still make expressions while wearing a hood?

Deadpool turned his head, pulled out a long knife, looked at the last man in black, and said, "Do you believe that I can split your bullets?"

boom!

With the sound of a gunshot, Deadpool looked at the bullet hole in his leg and said hurriedly, "Wait, I haven't said it yet, you are cheating!"

The men in black ignored him and fired one after another.

Deadpool shrugged, "Okay!"

I saw him swinging the long knife in his hand, splitting bullets in half.

After a while, the bullets in the pistol were exhausted. Deadpool looked at Lin Yi and Wei Ni proudly, "How is it? Am I good?"

Lin Yi and Wei Ni applauded together, both of them expressionless and perfunctory praises, "Awesome!"

Deadpool:"……"

Lin Yi pointed behind him.

Deadpool turned around and saw the man in black pulling out a submachine gun from somewhere.

Lin Yi asked, "Are you okay?"

Deadpool smiled confidently, "Have you ever heard of the double sword style?"

I saw him pulling out another long knife behind him, and with the bullets pouring out, he kept waving the two knives in his hands.

Not long after, the bullets stopped.

Deadpool looked down at the dozen bullet holes on his body, then stepped forward and killed the man in black with a knife.

He looked back at Lin Yi and Wei Ni.

The two people hurriedly began to applaud.

Deadpool:"……"

"I have something else to do, bye!"

Deadpool waved, hailed a taxi, and left.

Lin Yi and Wei Ni returned to the warehouse, where Colossus and Warhead were already waiting.

Colossus said: "We specially applied. If you join the X-Men, we can give you a salary."

"Then what do I usually need to do?"

"Generally speaking, you don't need to do anything. Only when a mutant incident occurs, you may need to take action."

"oh……"

Lin Yi asked again, "Can you help my daughter go to school?"

When Wei Ni heard the word "daughter", she raised her head and glanced at Lin Yi.

Colossus said it was no problem.

So Lin nodded, "Okay, I'll join."

Lin opened the lock on the warehouse door and said that he would no longer live here and could let others live here.

After Wei Ni went to school, Lin Yi became a little bored.

Colossus and the others were busy recruiting other people, while Lin Yi continued to deliver food with nothing to do.

He looked at the house number and knocked on the door.

After a while, the door was opened a crack.

A smooth arm stretched out from the crack in the door, and a female voice said, "Just leave the takeout in my hand."

"oh……"

Lin Yi responded, and a male voice came from inside, "Why does this voice sound familiar?"

Lin Yi leaned his head close to the crack of the door and saw a face full of scars.

After a while, Deadpool got dressed, opened the door, and greeted Lin Yi, "Sorry, I was busy just now. Well, we are planning to have a child recently, so we have to work harder."

Lin nodded, expressing understanding.

Giving birth to a child really requires hard work.

Deadpool asked: "Come in and sit down?"

"I will continue to deliver food!"

"That's a pity. I still don't know your name. What is your name?"

"Lin Yi."

Deadpool glanced at the time and said, "Let's just chat for two minutes without delaying the delivery of food."

"good."

Half an hour later, Lin Yi looked at Deadpool who kept opening and closing his mouth, turned around and left.

"Hey, we haven't finished talking yet!"

"I'm going to be late for my next order."

"I feel like it didn't take long!"

"..."

Lin Yi finished delivering the takeout and picked up Winnie from school, and Colossus and Warhead just came back.

Lin Yi asked, "Have you recruited anyone?"

"without……"

Warnhead chewed gum, "This kind of thing doesn't matter, just treat it as going out to play every day."

Colossus: "..."

In the following time, Lin Yi occasionally delivered food, and combined with his monthly salary, he also saved a lot of money.

He bought a mobile phone for himself and Winnie.

Lin Yi asked Wei Ni, "Do you have a day off tomorrow?"

Winnie nodded.

So, the next day, Lin Yi took Wei Ni to the zoo.
To be continued...